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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

HulkaMatt posted:

B&V Show: April 15, 2011 - Bryan learns that "Oh! Susanna" has the n-word in it.

Start of the show.

"Well that was.... unacceptable"

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Gonzo McFee posted:

I tried to listen to Lapsed fan but I found their constant, low energy Vince McMahon impressions really annoying.

The only one of their impressions that's actually any good is Kevin Nash. Other than that, those hosts really aren't as funny as they think they are.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Actually howling with laughter. Dave is an international treasure

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

forkboy84 posted:

Lance Storm & Chris Jericho teaming up for Tag World, bringing back the Thrillseekers

Have them tag as the thrillseekers but keep them in their Super Serious/Goth dad gimmicks

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
"Everyone knows that Rusev didn't impregnate Maria"
"Well, it's not IMPOSSIBLE"

Bless you, Dave

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Oh my god Dave is so cranky on WOR. He's so done with this poo poo

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
I'm loving dying at how badly Dave is telling that story about Roderick Strong's wife.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
If they ever want to make the Bucks look like a big deal all they need to do is pay for some PWG footage and overshadow their win/loss graphic with a bigger graphic showing how many titles they've won. They're easily rehabilitated

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

MassRafTer posted:

Does Bryan strike you as someone who listens to music?

He swore off music forever when he heard the original version of "Oh Susannah"

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Of course Rocky made the G.o.D gently caress-jam entrance

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
"Maybe the winner of the diamond ring battle royal is going to propose"

"Well, I'm not sure anyone on the roster is thinking about proposing right now"

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Dango Bango posted:

"Well you see, they all got shirts on their birthdays..."

I was spoiled about this bit beforehand and I still died laughing. Salty Dave is incredible

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1219627377430552576?s=19

hulkhoganshoottweet.jpg

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Strong "selling mushrooms and ketamine at a psytrance rave" energy in this picture

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

MJeff posted:

They can't probate all of us!

(that's not true, they can, extremely easily)

*Jerusalem quietly ponders the peace and quiet he'd have if he just gave us all sixers*

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Jerusalem posted:

I'll say this, at least Bryan admitted he didn't know and actually went and looked it up.

Nothing will ever best the time he argued that identical twins could be both as different sexes despite Lance asking "YOU KNOW WHAT IDENTICAL MEANS, RIGHT?!"

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

GoutPatrol posted:

When I was a kid there were a set of twins in my class - a boy and a girl. But they both had incredibly similar faces (like, more than just brother/sister similar.) I thought they were identical.

The key point is you were not in your mid thirties at the time. Bryan thought this in tyool 2010

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Rick posted:

It's one of the best jingles ever.

Not as good as the Tanaka Home Shopping Jingle.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Yukaichiban posted:

TIL people actually listened to the Smashing Pumpkins... huh.

Pre-breakup Pumpkins were great and I'll defend them to the death. Anything after that....... Urgh

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Oh god. The Schadenfreude guys (Brookes, Davis, Fletcher and Lykos) have started a podcast:

https://twitter.com/SCHADENGRAPS/status/1252507473677705216?s=19

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006


By the time this pandemic is over, Dave is going to be a full blown comrade

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1258906051950206977?s=19

Dave is on a roll today

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1269855945753935873

That's my newsletter writer *wipes single tear away*

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1269862785980133376?s=19

Dave getting radicalised in his 60s is one of the more fun 2020 subplots

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Already dying at the Raw recap:

"We have no conclusive evidence that Tozawa was eaten by a shark"
"I'm sure murders in the ocean are the least of our worries"

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
"I know Ishii is human because he bleeds real blood" might be the most sinister thing I've ever heard Dave say

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Dave is just so excited to be reviewing yesterday's G-1.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
I think he means that it had the same format of betrayal/screaming in people's faces that both the Jericho/Michaels and Jericho/Owens feud had. And in the case of the former, Oka fills the role that Lance Cade filed before the wellness violation. I wouldn't say it's as obvious as Dave thinks it is but Jericho feuds do follow a certain format

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Oh my loving god, Bix.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

I Before E posted:

Imagining Dave pulling an Infinity Gauntlet TPB out of the classic mess of papers and laughing

"Silver Surfer botched the run-in"

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://twitter.com/JimValley/status/1338693875796385792?s=19

Jim is made of stern stuff

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Tough motherfucker update:

https://twitter.com/JimValley/status/1341082014842146817?s=19

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Man, Dave sounds like he shouldn't be doing shows right now. I get that it's a distraction but he sounds understandably drained

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
End of year comp is up. File is just on a Google Drive link but I'll post the link to The Board just to be safe on the rules side:

https://theboard.f4wonline.com/forum/the-board/radio-shows/4405263-the-f4w-wo-best-of-2020-compilation

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://twitter.com/wonf4w/status/1360485490714025985?s=21

New Dave just dropped

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Brazilian Steakhouse lore

Dave getting huffy that Bryan wouldn’t play along and say a named restaurant to work with his analogy has me howling

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Howling at Dave's nitpick about MJF's age

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006


Jesus, Dave

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
I’m EXTREMELY looking forward to this

https://twitter.com/wonf4w/status/1397904849803661312?s=21

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Two minutes in and Dave is already being bleak:

Bryan: “Well, I try and hold out hope”
Dave: “How can you have any hope?”

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Bryan Alvarez: "Dave, what was the last movie you saw?"
Dave: *complete stream of consciousness*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcX0jynqYkY

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