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Assistant Manager Devil posted:
I just flipped to the last page from the first. But I’m excited to share this. 
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Plethora posted:Triops are amazing!! They're more shrimp than crab, but they're ancient. Mine would come up to the surface of the tank and scuttle around on my hand on their own accord. Super blessed. Mine just seemed so goddamned happy when digging. So all the time, happy.
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Feb 15, 2021 18:23
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I think I posted that crab eating a potato chip in the cute thread. He washes his eyes before he eats, like all polite crabs. Pet crab eating a banana https://youtu.be/ccDvdPUxKGQ I went to this guy’s channel and it is videos of his pet crab eating random foods intermixed with videos of the human using hands exercisers and cracking walnuts with his bare hands. I this the human talking the videos wishes to be more crab-like. Bored fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Feb 21, 2021 |
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Feb 21, 2021 15:35
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“Rah! Rahmnks! Shish boommmbahmmm!” That’s the sound of the crab cheerleader eating its Pom-poms.
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Mar 9, 2021 00:43
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low key sex master posted:I really like the idea of birders watching shows and being like I do this with bird calls and rodent and muskelid noises. Amazingly, otters actually make the super cute squeaking noises they use for adorable small animals in Hollywood.
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Mar 14, 2021 22:37
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https://youtu.be/f1dnocPQXDQ I’m the crab that is about to outgrow my old shell, loses the game of musical shells, and is forced to move into a broke-rear end shell. Bored fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Mar 25, 2021 |
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Mar 25, 2021 01:03
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Captain Hygiene posted:Finely, a place to poop in private
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Mar 28, 2021 19:26
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Is that crab hanging on a bird feeder?
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Apr 13, 2021 05:28
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I went on a canoe trip a couple of decades ago and drank far too much peach snapps. We went through one area with a little tiny creek offshoot. I was the only one who wandered to this little offshoot, so maybe I went there specifically to puke up all of the snapps I had drank... drunk? Anyway, I remember sitting there after puking, and suddenly all these tiny crawdads appeared. I guess they also like peach snapps. I’m sure crabs would have joined the party had any been in residence.
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Apr 20, 2021 04:40
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:Witness the orchestrated chaos inherent in THE PILE So the crab in a bucket metaphor doesn’t work if they crabs tied together?
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May 16, 2021 23:53
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This kinda creeps me out, but also the crab doesn’t try to eat it (prolly cause it couldn’t snip off any pieces) https://youtu.be/HNaA7Zlceos Also, crabs stealing things had this on suggestions:  Must’ve caught crabs Edit: I like this crab. https://youtu.be/tkL6ncsCMCY Crab just wanted to feel like one of the guys. Bored fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Jun 15, 2021 |
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Jun 15, 2021 05:13
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Hoplosternum posted:https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJQWSjaj/ That dude’s toenail made my nail bed ache in sympathy.
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Jun 15, 2021 16:45
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Now I wanna become a hermit crab shell designer. So that the crabs will wear silly homes According to google, that is a bad idea:( 
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Jun 16, 2021 04:41
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This is why most people don’t invite crabs to brunch with the girls.
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Jun 26, 2021 08:25
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 Aliexpress suggested this to me but it ends up being the same price on amazon, so I’m not gonna link it. So tempted to buy
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Jun 30, 2021 04:40
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Lol. Only one of the fish let cleaner shrimp finish. The rest are all,” okay, that’s enough...I SAID THAT’S ENOUGH!...Let go, you creep!”
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Jul 1, 2021 04:30
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cheetah7071 posted:imagine not putting the shrimp back in the ocean out of sheer respect for its power Right? I was thinking,” why would to keep that tiny monster in your boat after that injury?” Like, what if it managed to get into position to do that damage to his balls next? I think most people don’t think,” what else can go wrong?” Immediately after bad things happen and act accordingly to avoid them, though.
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Jul 6, 2021 00:10
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Yeah what happens is you go to grab it and it severs a fuckin artery Oh. I figured it was an obvious hockey smack that bastard back into the ocean. Don’t ducking touch it. try to stay the gently caress out of range.
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Jul 6, 2021 00:33
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Nope. Still no clue what is going on here.
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Jul 8, 2021 06:24
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Slaan posted:Smh, if u attended the Clawtholic church's bubble studies more often you'd understand That is likely true.
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Jul 8, 2021 19:24
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https://youtu.be/W92SB_SW9E0 https://youtu.be/DvvN0lz-Mps I could have sworn there was a video of them pushing that crab off so that they don’t kill him on the way back to the surface. https://youtu.be/EAp63o_e_dc https://youtu.be/aQtfa5peLsM Skip to 4:08 for crab dive. Bored fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Jul 9, 2021 |
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Jul 9, 2021 10:20
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:Fun thread from Reddit where a shop owner has a few coconut crabs ambling about and talks about how chill they are (while most posters freak out): https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolled...utm_name=iossmf They are there to https://youtu.be/AzL6DgKFcVo
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Jul 9, 2021 17:38
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ArcMage posted:Any beach in the Carolinas. From a memory of a family vacation that was at a resort beach, I think, around there, bringing a small child who thinks fiddler crabs are the cutest/coolest loving things ever and that it’s neat you can tell which are males and which are females by how many big claws they have is also acceptable. They feed on creepy tiny human joy. (I figure all wild animals think I’m creepy cause I quietly watch them when given a chance, often with a bland smile on my face.) https://youtu.be/rSDXJr-WXFI This has some interesting facts, but someone said,” he’s bitten me 3 times,” which is factually incorrect. He should have said “he’s snip-snipped me 3 times.” I thought it was the biologist that misspoke, but maybe it was the host. If the host said it, than I suppose I can let the snip-snop snafu, or snopfu,
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Jul 19, 2021 03:13
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:Mr. Crabachev Oh. That’s just special effects. Crab is just a red shell on their version of Star Trek. “Star Trek: carcinogenesis”
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Jul 20, 2021 06:51
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cheetah7071 posted:I think that's the monster that killed Tasha Yar Didn’t I make that joke? (Did I forget the link? I bet I forgot the link)
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Jul 24, 2021 04:09
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Ror posted:I was ecstatic for about 3 seconds when I thought it was a video of a crab eating some gabagool. Even past ignoring the food it was climbing over, I was ok with it, cause I thought it had escaped the pot and would fall off the table into the Oceon or something. Like, the table was on a dockside restaurant or something. I’m just going to pretend that was just a crab jacuzzi it walked into. Those were not boiling bubbles, they were bubbles created by water jets. Cartoon Man posted:
 dog nougat posted:Did this adorable lil shrimp painting in gouache today as a refresher for myself before working on a larger piece Bored fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Aug 10, 2021 |
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Aug 10, 2021 06:06
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low key sex master posted:If only I could be this happy I googled “do lobsters play” since it is only recently becoming clear due to having better technology to study ocean animals that a lot of animals we thought of as stupid as worth our interest beyond how delicious they are. I found an article with little facts about crustaceans. https://www.animalsaustralia.org/features/6-incredible-lobster-facts.php And now I’m off to find articles about the study where they have lobsters Xanax.
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Aug 26, 2021 23:13
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Aardvark! posted:L O B S T E R M O T O R C Y C L E  Oh. Crab video https://youtu.be/D3vGwxVKHa8 Bored fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Sep 7, 2021 |
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Sep 7, 2021 06:13
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That was a 1-2 punch. Large fart followed up immediately by a burp.
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Sep 19, 2021 10:56
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Theres a commercial Was that Yokohama Shin? Edit:nopers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYUl9qpAego Bored fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Sep 22, 2021 |
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Sep 22, 2021 05:48
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How does japan have so many animals that have human faces?! okay this is only the second I can think off of the top of my head. The first being the toad I saw wandering around a rock garden by the dormitory when I was there one summer. God that was weird as gently caress. But that crab does clearly have an angry human face. Edit: holy crab! Those crabs had human guided evolution! https://medium.com/lessons-from-history/how-japan-accidentally-evolved-a-species-of-crab-with-samurai-faces-5f88a2ac863b quote:Naturally — the area came to be thought of as haunted to the local fisherman. As such — whenever they caught any crabs in the area they would carefully inspect them for any resemblance to a human face. Bored fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Sep 27, 2021 |
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Sep 27, 2021 23:32
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Oct 1, 2021 20:48
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Expected reversal of expectation. Was not disappointed.
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Oct 11, 2021 18:05
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Xaintrailles posted:This reminds me of a little story I think of sometimes, maybe from this thread or elsewhere on SA or maybe some imagining. It's about a couple walking on a beach who pick up a crab, they put it down and it runs away and it just keeps accelerating in a straight line past the horizon. Is that real or have I got crab madness? I think that is in this thread somewhere.
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Captain DIEgiene posted:
Lol. I get geiko ads on Hulu and there is a recent ad with the gecko talking and he walks by a crab under a dock. Looks like this is an out take from that ad.
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Hungry Computer posted:2021 crab poop. crab pooped. crab poo. crab butt. I was all,” why are parts of its face, that I didn’t know could move, moving?” Cause it was dropping a deuce right below its face.
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Nov 2, 2021 16:48
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Captain Hygiene posted:The weird thing is, he doesn't know you, he just shows up sometimes to offer you a crab He’s not even offering to the crab. He just wants to show it to you.
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Nov 7, 2021 07:44
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Captain Hygiene posted:Thought it had a little sailor hat on for a second and now I'm a little disappointed Is it a mussel?
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Hungry Computer posted:
The carrot video needs a wood chipper sound effect. Stop pluralizing all of my words, autocorrect!
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