SniperWoreConverse posted:trying to find info on the mysterious smooth egg crab, but instead found its deadly poisonous relative this is a beautiful crab (that I will never eat) so thank you o great thread for your crab wisdom!
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it seems every time I see this thread i am legally obligated to speak the thread title because i do it every single time
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stuff like this is fascinating to me just the sheer amount of like, work it takes to get your daily rations when everyone else has the same idea
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what can be said about crabs that hasn't already been said?
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:Crmembrbs  quick and dirty but whatever i should be working but i'm so bored
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Mak0rz posted:
leg is b (I think I didn't have the room or the mental capacity to think about it ok!!)
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Crabhouse https://mobile.twitter.com/misssaxbys/status/1358784272652513285
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A truly blessed gift 
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Feb 16, 2021 17:31
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i'm listening to lo-fi hip hop beats and it oddly works with this video
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Feb 18, 2021 20:39
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:need to get me one of them salt spitting glands. And a grooming crab. Don't need a fly eating lizard... yet... "JEEVES! Fetch me my grooming crab. The parasites are mighty bothersome today."
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SuddenCactus posted:Crab Rave for your home. unironically want this
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Feb 24, 2021 20:57
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imagine hatching and the first thing you do is have to run away from your own cannibal mother to survive
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Captain Hygiene posted:In a coincidence where Google translate came up with the exact comedy word I was thinking of, krabbenscheiße lmao i was gonna go with scheißekrabben  though I guess that would be poo poo crab instead of crab poo poo since seems like an insult because there are no poo poo crabs
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Mar 4, 2021 20:05
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False Crabs are well known to never commit crimes
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Mar 6, 2021 19:34
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Looks like he couldn't take the heat "Better to be a free man in prison than a slave on the outside" - Crabfucicous
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Legit thought this was the best crab costume I'd ever seen at first
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Jeff implement custom probation avs that mods may select from
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Fools. They're only increasing the navigational capabilities of all terrain crabs Crabyanerooooo Crabyanerooooooooo
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Who What Now posted:What's the biggest crab you think you could take in a fight? 
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Ror posted:Birders always catch on because they have broken brains and can tell the difference between all the bird calls. I know the most famous Hollywood example is using the red-tailed hawk scream for every single eagle or bird of prey. I really like the idea of birders watching shows and being like  THAT'S NOT A SWALLOWTAIL CALL THAT'S A BACKYARD BOOBY WHAT ARE THEY THINKING
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I see the faces of the brothers who have fallen before
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What that video doesn't tell us is that the seal and the crab are in a loving monogamous relationship, wherein the crab draws out the octopus for the seal to eat and the seal in turn provides comfort, housing and love for the crab Nature is beautiful
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Lady is lucky because this is just a warning shot one night, when she's peacefully sleeping, she will be awoken by the soft sounds of a "snip snop". She will roll over and the crab mafia will be in a chair on the far side of her room. They warned her to stay out of their territory, but now it's far too late.
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Ní portán é!
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Why did no one tell me this was a game that's coming out eventually?? https://crabchampions.com/beta/
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What's it feel like to touch a god?
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Apr 19, 2021 14:37
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 what an adorable lil snip snopper!!
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ekuNNN posted:snop I am mighty! Fear me, O gods!
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sudonim posted:Human endeavor is irrelevant for in death we still become crab  the crab always wins in the endi like to think this crab murdered its oppressor and is wearing the skull as a trophy......... and a warning.
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Captain Hygiene posted:If the native crabs can't pick up their style game enough to compete, maybe they should move out Wow a pro-crab gentrification poster Mods????
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Stoner Sloth posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYFALyP2e7U dude what this is so cool!!!
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Waterbed Wendy posted:This is a crobbery *clawbbery
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May 25, 2021 14:37
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A person who never consider crabs A shameful person
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Hungry Computer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-ahuZEvWH8 I love this because iirc mantis shrimp can create a bubble that's as hot as the surface of the sun for a brief millisecond, and also create shockwaves that stun prey. You have to have like specialized windows for them in aquariums otherwise they'll just smash through
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SuddenCactus posted:https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1400967418235670531?s=19 He's lucky he didn't get the snip snop
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 (I found this here: https://www.lamebook.com/dream-weaver/)
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Xaintrailles posted:This reminds me of a little story I think of sometimes, maybe from this thread or elsewhere on SA or maybe some imagining. It's about a couple walking on a beach who pick up a crab, they put it down and it runs away and it just keeps accelerating in a straight line past the horizon. Is that real or have I got crab madness? No that's definitely a video I've seen multiple times but idk how to find it
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Banano posted:get rekt dickhead for our mantis shrimp comrades
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This is hilarious because the muscles that allow the alligator's jaw to open are insanely weak, but the ones that clamp down are super powerful. This is why you can hold their mouths shut with just your hand, or your claw in this case
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