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Wirth1000 posted:Are fillings in a sandwich considered a single item or multiple items? Depends if they came from the same set of teeth or not.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 01:16 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:20 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:I never wanted to be your weekend lover It's all over. ?
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 11:16 |
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HJB posted:My New Year's Resolution is for Tumblr to die. That's how they work right That Lewis thing is on Twitter, though. One is more teen angst and perverts, the other shear digitized hatred. It would be nice if they both died.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2017 19:55 |
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1500quidporsche posted:Was gonna go with Canada Goose until I found out they cost a cool loving grand. It has to pass the "thermostat fails in the car when it's -30C out and I don't get pneumonia trying to drive it" test, that's the bar. Reclaimed Bicycle Tube Jacket. Also, My girlfriend is in Montreal right now and a friend somehow managed to lock their 2 year old in the car at minus 30° after the NYE party. A hectic drive home for the spare keys and some explaining to the cops later, the kid was fine. Hope he had a good jacket on. My GF slept trough all the hysteric shouting because alcohol.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 19:49 |
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The Unfetered One posted:and why is a two year old awake after a New Years Eve Party, like after midnight, when then poor thing should have been in bed hours ago, finds itself locked in a car, in -30 while friends and family gently caress off to find spare keys and make excuses for cops . loving hell my mind is boggled right now. Alright, it feels like twitter with all the drama. Although I agree, I don't know what the gently caress their friends did to make that happen. But to clarify, as far as I understood, they immediately went for spare keys, called the cops themselves, who showed up and proposed... to get the spare keys. The kid was sleeping upstairs inside the house before of course, don't worry, no nap time was missed. They were just going home. My gf had gently caress all to do with it. She can't hold her liquor and fell asleep inside after 3 glasses of wine.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 01:06 |
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1500quidporsche posted:They'll gently caress it up testing it cleaning only a single dish and when you put a full load in there it'll gently caress up and piss water everywhere while catching fire somehow. Please stop talking about dishwashers. Mine died and I miss it so much. I've been cleaning plates like an animal for weeks! weeks!
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 00:04 |
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Wirth1000 posted:Did you forget to let the 2 year old locked inside out?
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 01:13 |
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Wirth1000 posted:It's actually really bugging me cause I know I've seen him before. Who is the blue suit guy?!?! No idea. The Greeks must be pretty pissed that they have to go through the afterlife as a bust in some American’s study.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 17:37 |
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Wirth1000 posted:As we all know by now, Dietrich Mateschitz is a loving hella-nazi who is trying to create his own version of Breitbart in Austria. As we also know, the god drat literal Nazi party which is called the Freedom Party in Austria is in a coalition with the ruling party. I wonder how Daniel Ricciardo pronounces Mateschitz.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 14:22 |
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Is this real? This is some next level sad. Corporal punishment in schools...the death penalty...pounds and ounces? How many of them want to dig up queen victoria and put her bones on the throne, next to those of churchill, with lancaster bombers drawing union jacks in the sky on a daily basis?
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 19:25 |
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tuo posted:they should introduce halo in MotoGP, similar to his: BMW abandoned that thing after many european countries didn't change their laws for a scooter with roof/seat belts. shame really. People laughed at it at the time, but despite being 15 years old I see a lot of them still driving around. Unlike drivers of normal scooters who all crashed and died at some point.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 22:08 |
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1500quidporsche posted:What was Churchill's thoughts on Chicken Tikka Masala? We shall fart in France, we shall fart on the seas and oceans, we shall fart with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defecate on our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fart on the beaches, we shall fart on the landing grounds, we shall fart in the fields and in the streets, we shall fart in the hills; we shall never surrender.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 23:41 |
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Norns posted:I like speedy race cars not ball sports. https://twitter.com/jessegamble/sta...r%3D111%23pti26 It's all evolving into some sort of ball sport. Also, mini golf is the sport of champions.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 20:40 |
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meanwhile at the hamiltons...
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 12:21 |
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1500quidporsche posted:We are now introduced to the Rostovs who are hosting a party or something. The Rostovs are poor as poo poo, like loving Nicholas Cage has to sell his mansion floor. They've also got a ton of kids, it's like a real loving Mormon church scenario. There's the older chick who I seriously don't know the name of still but marries some German dude later one, Natasha who is in love with doubitski or Dolokov or one of the other million characters starting with a D (This is a serious loving problem and I don't remember who any of these loving characters are), Nicholas who is enlisted in the army or something and in love with Sonya who I think is a cousin or something that lives with them. This party takes place in some special type of room that I don't remember but loving 90% of these parties takes place in these types of rooms, I think their called drawing rooms or something which is absolutely retarded because nobody loving draws in them they just sing and talk about trite poo poo in them. Nicholas and Sonya have some falling out cause shockingly incest between close relatives is not tolerated in societ and Natasha and the one of the Ds has a falling out because he wants to go to war. Then Pierre dances with Sonya or maybe Natasha. Have they even set a date yet for the 1805 car reveal?
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 08:20 |
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tuo posted:Gonna be interesting to see what the "We got out in time"-quote from Honda really means. A lot of unwanted pregnancies in Japan.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2018 14:40 |
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tempted of doing my very own drink review right now.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 10:55 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I know I’ve seen those at the bougie supermarket here (they are eye-poppingly expensive here but idk what they cost in the US or Europe). Also, I thought the Swiss called it an Erdapfel or is that too rustic even for them?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 11:28 |
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NtotheTC posted:Counterpoint: that car looks better than any f1 car for the past 20 years and if formula-e cars weren't driven by a bunch of has beens I don't care about and had a battery that could last a whole race I'd watch the poo poo out of it I think the battery is going to last a full race next season? I only saw Formula E once, live in Berlin, which was fun, but I'm probably never really gonna watch it. That car looks OK, and people should probably try to not fill their diapers all the time over this and/or the halo. But it's mildly amusing, like F1.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 21:32 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:FOR FUCKS SAKE! They should change the word brand, because it doesn't resonate with their brand values. (Etymology: The word, brand, derives from the ancient North Scandinavian term “brandr” meaning "to burn." It is a reference to the practice of using branding irons to burn a mark into the hides of livestock) In all seriousness, I kinda get that they wanted to change the grid girl thing. But there would be a lot more hilarious ways to do it. Now it just feels like they want to save on employee money so the fat cats upstairs can buy more sex-slaves to work on their Cayman island yachts.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 14:58 |
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Pirate Radar posted:https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/formula-1-issues-2018-entry-list-1001353/ McLaren gently caress you honda Renault now F1 Team Mercedes AMG plenty of Petronas oil Motorsport Aston Martin drinks & watches Racing the Sahara is not in Force India F1 Team Alfa Romeo we have SUVs now so why not Sauber F1 Team Scuderia old man boners Ferrari Red Bull poo poo is that a Honda in the back Toro Rosso Williams can't drink Martini legally yet Haas shut up and drive Romain F1 Team
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 12:38 |
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1500quidporsche posted:there's alot of large moving elements to this thread that won't make sense without context. Your tires aren't that big. And most of this thread won't make sense with or without context.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 15:40 |
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Starting next season, pens will no longer be allowed,out of fear that German road ragers might use them as a weapon. However,there will be a fine selection of felt-tip pens, wax crayons and calligraphy brushes available to all.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 12:24 |
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It would have been more appropriate to use man-children, to fit the demographic of the sport.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 16:41 |
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uXs posted:Having kids there is okay in football where they go on the field with the players, stand there for half a minute, and then bugger off again. Probably a great experience for them. I don’t know poo poo about football, but I always assumed the kids on the field was a feeble attempt to cool down the hooligans in the stands. ‘Hold the smoke grenades and the bottles, roll up that swastika flag, lads. There’s kids on the field!
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 00:18 |
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Norns posted:DELL MCLRN will also be bad fyi Embrace the future.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 20:17 |
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Minto Took posted:
But does it make vettel nauseous?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 10:15 |
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Thanks Ants posted:If this years Honda engine propels Toro Rosso to podiums then I'll have to There's more chance of a honda engine propelling out of a toro rosso, and onto the stage... Or into the crowd.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 23:48 |
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Finally got to see the mclaren doc. The high-tech, devoid of any form of humanity headquarters in the middle of the British countryside made it feel like a black mirror episode. It even had technology going horribly wrong. I loved stoffel's dad. And the fact that stoffel speaks with a very thick west-flemish accent. Something he manages to hide very well when he speaks english/french. Maybe he shouldn't, anything to give him some personality. deep inside the mind of every mclaren engineer in the room when they heard that clicking sound:
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 13:07 |
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tuo posted:I can only assume they hoped to do a "phoenix out of the ashes"-type of documentary Yeah, i also think that's what they were hoping for. Why didn't anybody tell me Ron dennis ex wife made children books? Did anybody read them? There have to be some hidden cries for help in there.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 19:33 |
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1500quidporsche posted:Wirth also thinks Spaceballs was, and I quote, "good, not great" Was he playing with his dolls again?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 11:29 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:i really shouldnt have drinked a bottle of vodka last night, i feel like death right now. Switch to drinking motor oil. That's what makes mercedes winners.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 13:15 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:Happy 120th birthday to Il Commendatore Enzo Ferrari. He looks good for a 120 year old. must be all the olive oil.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 12:47 |
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Wirth1000 posted:Enzo Ferrari was a huge rear end in a top hat. I didn't know even know lamborghini was a guy. Speaking of ignorance: I didn't know where this guy came from until I walked into a Russian supermarket today:
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 21:58 |
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Doc Morbid posted:That looks pretty nice (and also does a good job hiding the halo, I didn't even notice it at first glance), shame they'll probably replace it with something boring. I wonder how visible a mat black/dark blue car is on the track though. Vettel would surely crash into one and blame it on the camo.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 11:08 |
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Pirate Radar posted:29 days to Australia, by the way. The top of the Australian GP webpage says “THERE IS ONLY ONE RACE THAT MATTERS” which doesn’t surprise me coming from Australians Didn't the guy who won the race predictions last season base everything on that first race and never changed it afterwards? In a way it might be right.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 08:58 |
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tuo posted:No idea, on every pic they remove this part: The vacuum cleaner-style air intake in the nose is to keep ricciardos feet cool. the food and drink dep. of the FIA requested this.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 14:16 |
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The halo is beautiful. They should really do something about the cars underneath though.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 10:14 |
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wicka posted:We need to stop arguing about this and come together so we can begin planning 1500's presumably not-too-distant funeral. https://i.imgur.com/INxQQcT.mp4 Can somebody play 'Danny boy' on the bagpipes over this?
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 09:08 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:20 |
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Tsaedje posted:1500 should still eat the hat 17-18 F1 Off-Season: 1500 should still eat the hat
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 22:13 |