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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/Horse_ebooks/status/218439593240956928

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Me in the style of van Gogh's self portrait:




Same photo but using this image from the video game Cognition as the style.




My cousin, van Gogh style:

Tiggum has a new favorite as of 06:24 on Jun 14, 2018

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Xun posted:

My AI professor made a bot that passed the Turing test in Quake, he said some of the earlier versions got called out as fake because the AIs used their shield lol

There was a shield in Quake?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Hirayuki posted:

even if it were even slightly written by a bot/neural network (which I doubt)
IIRC that's the guy whose whole gimmick is just posting fake "bot-generated" scripts. None of the stuff he posts is actually computer generated.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/1027991394189762561

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


10 Mildly Infuriating Pics That'll Gradually Drive You to Know About the Trials of Girlhood

"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker

Watch This Interesting Overview of the British Bourgeoisie

UK's Worst-Selling Map: The Empty Space Under Your Nose

20 All New Dogs That Totally Don't Care About the "rule of Law"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Kosher Chicken Sickens 17, Kills 1, CDC Says "Jews"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Botnik wrote a Goosebumps book.

It's not really procedurally generated since it's guided and edited by humans, but it's along the same lines.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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SerialKilldeer posted:

Amazon Wants to Make Money Broadcasting from Your Phone

Yeah, probably. :shrug:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSppmr_dRdQ

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Rollersnake posted:

Time for some more Headline Smasher, I think.

Mom-To-Be Cancels Baby Shower After Family Found Dead, Child Missing, Near Vehicle in Australian Outback

Squirrel Wearing a Bra Might Be "A Key Concern"

President Calls For Creation of Two World Wars

Destiny's Least Favorite Child Killed

NOBODY Ever Told You Not to Suck on It

Seoul Says 2 Koreas Complete the Trilogy

34 Parents Share the Things We Carry (Sorrow and Rage)

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Hempuli posted:

Just stumbled into Magic Sketchpad, a drawing app that uses a neural network to try to finish your drawings based on what you tell it you're drawing!
You can find it here: https://magic-sketchpad.glitch.me/

It's like collaborating with a toddler.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1080487321412272128

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Krankenstyle posted:

omg the wildest 500% facial expression clip ive seen holy poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ZsuXFKqbQ&t=17s

Did you link the wrong video? I don't know what this is or why I just watched it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Dumb Lowtax posted:

In case you haven't noticed, use it on mobile and watch what happens when you shake or move your phone

Nothing? :confused:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Dareon posted:

Starting with namelists from Grand Theft Auto should provide you with a modest starting point. If you're not looking for theming like Mafiosi or Mexican street gangs, just using US census data would be a starting point.

Just for anyone looking to generate random names, Behind the Name is a website about the origin and popularity of names that has a random name generator that I like a lot.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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SerialKilldeer posted:

Another gem from the GPT Tumblr:
This one reads like the work of an unusually foul-mouthed six-year-old.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I don't think anyone's posted this here yet, so here's this Twitter account posting Headline Smasher results.

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1121310595939278848

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1014723311178256390

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1120102741542612994

https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/857310998465794048

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1126291374880374784

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1126173732517474305

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Talk to Transformer posted:

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Physician tells him the worst thing is if he doesn't do something, he won't make any money.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Dumb Lowtax posted:

....Say, does anyone know how to find the text files online for captions for major TV shows??

http://www.tvsubtitles.net/

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1150014734659403776

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Trapster's Spooky Head sounds like a D&D spell.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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I'm not convinced. :crossarms:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwZkNdS8bX0&t=302s

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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JOHN SKELETON posted:

I can't tell if you're joking about assigning emotions and conscious decisions and other human-like behaviour to your word salad generator, or if you're going nuts because of COVID isolation.
:same:

Cardiovorax posted:

Look, obviously we're all just playing pretend here.
Most people are. I'm not sure about Syd Midnight. His posts are 100% consistent with him actually believing he's talking to a sentient AI. At the very least he seems to be ascribing a certain degree of intent and meaning to the bot's output which just isn't there in reality.

Piell posted:

This thread has got a million times worse since it turned into chatbot logs. Please stop spamming the thread with the same poo poo
:agreed:

It's the same thing over and over. It's not profound, and it's mostly not even amusing.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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It falls apart in the second paragraph, but that first one is perfect. :roflolmao:

This one's excellent as well.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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But does this mean that the computer-generated essays are good, or just that the standards for a passing grade are surprisingly low?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Syd Midnight posted:

AFAIK AI is considered a writing tool like a word processor or spell checker, and its output is the property of the person who is using it, not the AI's owner. Conversely if the AI uses trademarked characters, says libel, infringes copyright, commits plagiarism etc. it's the responsibility of the AI's user to read the material they are producing with it before publishing or disseminating that material to be sure it isn't illegal, just like they'd have to with a pencil or typewriter.
The Nine Billion Names of God by Carter Scholz (audio).

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Kennel posted:

Few months old, but I had not seen it before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH-6-ZIgmKY

"It has some TAY-basco sauce on it that makes it very hot." :roflolmao:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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IShallRiseAgain posted:

I think the AI is legitimately funnier than the actual wint.

:same:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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I got 13 straight away, no question (Oceans Eleven, Back to the Future, Wizard of Oz, Cast Away, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Black Swan, Space Jam, Hot Tub Time Machine, Being John Malkovich, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Home Alone & Star Wars). I guessed a couple more that turned out to be right (Field of Dreams & Miami Vice). So that's a total of 15 correct. I almost got the one that turned out to be Ghostbusters but switched my guess to Casper. Then there were a few more where I was on the right track but didn't quite get there:
  • The one that turned out to be The Matrix, I guessed Blade Runner.
  • Instead of Midsommar I guessed The Wicker Man.
  • For WALL-E I guessed Star Wars and I still say that's clearly a picture of R2D2.
  • Guessed Braveheart instead of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Practically the same movie, right?
  • For National Treasure I guessed The Da Vinci Code.
  • For Edward Scissorhands I guessed Beetlejuice.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Tunicate posted:

https://openai.com/dall-e-2/

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Wafflecopper posted:

how can you not like cucumber. it’s the least offensive food in existence. it’s like not liking water. eat your loving greens you degenerate
I eat plenty of greens. Lots of delicious vegetables. Not cucumber though. Tastes bad.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Iceberg lettuce is the least offensive food, it adds some crunch with zero flavor. Cucumber has flavor, it tastes like eating watermelon rind without the actual sweet & tasty part of the fruit.

I can see the similarity between cucumber and watermelon. I don't like either of them.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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DarkDobe posted:

Turning towards the ocean, she flipped it the bird. "Wow," said the waves, "loving rude," and at once the ocean left. With no water, she could not be drowned.
...
He was death, and this was the trailer for Final Destination 47.
...
She would go to the beaches where she had drowned her victims, and she would scour the forests where she had left their bodies. She would find him, and when she did, she would kill him.
...
It was difficult to drown people when she was only a little potato baby, so she had to trick them into lying face down as the tide came in. Their skeletons remained where they always were, picked clean by crabs. Radical.
...
There he was, in the forest! She lunges at him, and feeds him a peanut. He is allergic, and dies instantly. His corpse doesn't even land in a funny pose.
:roflolmao:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1539536275908198401

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