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Robokomodo posted:I once farted in my girlfriend’s car and it literally didn’t leave for days. She had to get it detailed because she kept dry-heaving on the way to work. I pulled one of those on myself today. I farted as I was pulling in to the neighborhood where I was visiting and it was raining so I couldn't open the windows. Got back in the car two hours later and wondered if I had forgotten some groceries in there for a bit before I remembered. It was only lightly raining so I drove with the windows cracked until I got to the highway.
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Antivehicular posted:My cat just pulled the same trick a few days ago, except hers was so stinky it drove her crazy for like five minutes trying to figure out what the stench ghost was My cat has only sharted himself awake. That's not nearly as funny.
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Antivehicular posted:I've had the reverse of this interaction a dozen times, although my squeal usually includes the words "JESUS CHRIST, CAT" Likewise, my cat has never even reacted to my farts but he drops bombs that I use "smoke odor eliminator" to clear because the usual bathroom sprays just don't do it. Actually that cat is probably thread worthy in general. When he shits he also lets out farts that you can hear through the entire house. Sounds like a mix between a Nerf dart gun firing blank and squeezing that last bit out of the sauce bottle. Apparently most people have never heard a cat audibly fart, because visitors who hear it always seem to be surprised.
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Jul 5, 2019 15:21
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ParserGirl posted:I think you should try a different cat food, my dude. That doesn't sound fun for him. Trust me, I have. He has had intestinal issues for years and I've worked with three different vets over that time trying to get it under control. Prescription foods, probiotics, fiber supplements, medications, we've tried everything with no significant effect. The best we've been able to do is minimize the gas. He used to get really bad gas that was clearly painful, now it's just what I described before.
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Jul 6, 2019 16:15
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Pingiivi posted:One time when we were hanging around with a bunch of friends I bought some candy at the local store. At some point I noticed that they were actually sugarfree and had warnings about laxative effects. I farted so, drat, much during the night. In the morning my butthole was so drat raw from all the farting that it was hard to walk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE Relevant ending at 13:00.
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Aug 19, 2019 17:30
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I just burped, farted, and exhaled a bongrip at the same time. It felt like I was deflating. Then I laughed, tried to fart again, and almost poo poo my pants. edit: Someone just linked this hilarious story in one of the discords I'm in: https://imgur.com/gallery/9cIr5Lg wolrah fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Dec 10, 2019 |
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Dec 10, 2019 18:57
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Bonzo posted:Farts can now get you quarantined at airports Sorry for the FB link but it's the best I can find: https://www.facebook.com/MythBusters/videos/593133244445804/ tl;dw: Normal farts don't show up on thermal imaging. Same reason breathing doesn't usually show up unless it's cold enough that you're generating fog. If you could see a fart in thermal you could probably also see it in visible. I am now giggling at the thought of it being really cold, blasting a fart, and having fog shoot out of my pants like it does when I breathe at sub-zero temperatures. You could crop dust a visible trail around someone.
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Feb 4, 2020 20:59
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Hermaphrodite posted:I discovered my local CVS has small packs of the sugar-free gummy bears. They make a lot of gas without the stink, so if that's what you're after you'll have to supplement it with something else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE If anyone is unfamiliar with the tales of sugar free gummy bears the intro does a good job explaining it. For the rest of us he finishes the bag a bit a bit after the 10 minute point in the video, thread relevant content starts around 12:30.
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Apr 15, 2020 16:48
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oldskool posted:https://web.archive.org/web/20100528081729/https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3238712
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May 30, 2020 23:36
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Quacking your butt is fun... for CHILDREN. I have tried this three times. Two times I got just more of an echo but nothing significant other than of course the smell of rear end in humidity. The third time this happened:  (no, I didn't fart blast the wall away, there was a leak somewhere and the drywall was apparently soggy so my rear end went right through when I pressed my cheeks up against it)
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Apr 7, 2021 15:46
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Icon Of Sin posted:It’s ok dude, claim your good works and be proud! If I had actually blown a hole in a wall with a fart I'd be telling the story whenever I had the chance. That's a life achievement few get to claim.
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Apr 7, 2021 19:52
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AI has delivered us a theme song: https://suno.com/song/4a1b6104-4d95-48cb-b619-04ad31465181/
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