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Bold prediction Alonso decides to try the 500, again. Bumps Danica and Sage off the grid by his sheer existence.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 18:35 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 22:11 |
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TOXX COLLECTION POSTwicka posted:iospace, please ban me if Fernando Alonso does not win the 2018 FIA Formula One World Drivers' Championship. Wirth1000 posted:Ban me if Alonso wins the title next season in the 2018 FIA Formula 1 World Championship 1500quidporsche posted:Mods probate me for a month and change my name to 1500quidpoocati if Andrea Dovizioso does not win the 2018 MotoGP championship OhsH posted:Toxx me one month for every race that Stroll doesn't finish. The month will reset every time he fails to finish, as it has been agreed upon. Wirth1000 posted:Ban me if Stroll wins a race. Sounds good. DoctorGonzo posted:if ferrari doesnt win the title probate me from the off season thread You sure? Alright. Feels Villeneuve posted:I will watch an entire MLS match if Lewis Hamilton wins the title in 2018. Rhopunzel posted:Toxx me if McLaren don't win a race With one month as the punishment, enforced at the end of the season. Human Grand Prix posted:If Stroll wins a race I request an 11 year probation. If I ever have to fulfill this, I'm sorry. Roller Coast Guard posted:Probate me for a month if Alonso has fewer WDC points than both Williams drivers combined at the end of the season. Noted Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:
GramCracker posted:Give me a month if the season ends and Fernando Alonso has less WDC points than the WCC points of Toro Rosso-Honda or less WDC points than Stroll. Alright NtotheTC posted:I'll take a month if Ferrari come higher than fourth in the WCC or if McLaren win a race, whichever happens first (neither will happen) NtotheTC posted:The McLaren one is multi-season by the way. I genuinely believe they won't ever win an F1 race again after watching Grand Prix Driver. Noted. Theophany posted:iospace! - if Alonso doesn't podium this year I will do a video dramatic reading of I look forward to this. Khablam posted:At least the thread can pretend all those guys in orange are supporting McLaren and not F1's most exciting driver, Max. 1500quidporsche posted:If McLaren podiums this season I will buy a brand new set of kart tires. loving that "One lap old bin tires" does not count for this. BubbaGrace posted:Ban me if Alonso finishes the season higher in the WDC than Stoffel Vandoorne. thegasman2000 posted:If mclaren out score stroll I will record myself saying how much I love fernando, in a fluffy pink thong. (Already own the garment) Ok then! Deepfried posted:
CratSock posted:LOL. Probe me for a month for each Stroll podium next season. Probably won't happen but ok! Future toxxes: 1500quidporsche posted:Lance will get on the podium at least twice in 2019 or I’ll eat a month Cactrot posted:I'll take a month if stroll gets two podiums next season Wiltsghost posted:Same, there is zero chance. He is loving garbage. Why do you guys love some rear end in a top hat who is only in the sport because his dad is rich. (also making the same toxx as cactrot) 1500quidporsche posted:Mods please ban me if LeClerc has less points than Vettel at the end of 2019 The pact is sealed. Khablam posted:
The quality of the thread... stays the same. iospace fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Oct 29, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 18:40 |
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The sexiest part of that post.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 18:43 |
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Human Grand Prix posted:If Stroll wins a race I request an 11 year probation. If I ever have to fulfill this, I'm sorry.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 18:51 |
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Roller Coast Guard posted:Probate me for a month if Alonso has fewer WDC points than both Williams drivers combined at the end of the season. Noted
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 18:12 |
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Vettel got beat by Waffles today
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 21:36 |
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Probate me for one month if Stroll has more WDC points than McLaren at the end of the season. Forgot about this one. Added to the list.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 17:13 |
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GramCracker posted:Give me a month if the season ends and Fernando Alonso has less WDC points than the WCC points of Toro Rosso-Honda or less WDC points than Stroll. Alright Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Actually, can I update my Toxx to this? Hmmm... since the season hasn't started and you aren't backing out, just changing the conditions, yes, I'll allow it.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 06:18 |
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NtotheTC posted:I'll take a month if Ferrari come higher than fourth in the WCC or if McLaren win a race, whichever happens first (neither will happen) NtotheTC posted:The McLaren one is multi-season by the way. I genuinely believe they won't ever win an F1 race again after watching Grand Prix Driver. Noted.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 18:03 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:They're really bad and are in terminal decline. Think some Chinese guy will buy the team soon. Unlike Ferrari, who is owned by Chrysler, PIONEERS OF THE MINIVAN.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 17:10 |
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Yeah, at this point the chassis are all homologated, and modifying it at this point would be impossible. The teams ran into the same problem with McLaren broke out the F-duct.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 21:37 |
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Nice meltdown.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 22:34 |
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learnincurve posted:She got in. gently caress yeah!
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 14:50 |
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track day bro! posted:I'm sure Alonso is fuming and calling people a cabrón
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 15:50 |
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Posting without comment: https://i.imgur.com/5zvAC3V.mp4
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 17:40 |
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Theophany posted:iospace! - if Alonso doesn't podium this year I will do a video dramatic reading of I look forward to this. Khablam posted:At least the thread can pretend all those guys in orange are supporting McLaren and not F1's most exciting driver, Max. Noted. Tangential, do you want your gangtag back? 1500quidporsche posted:If McLaren podiums this season I will buy a brand new set of kart tires. loving that "One lap old bin tires" does not count for this.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 01:23 |
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BubbaGrace posted:Ban me if Alonso finishes the season higher in the WDC than Stoffel Vandoorne. I guess you want more free time to watch the lions then.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 05:55 |
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thegasman2000 posted:If mclaren out score stroll I will record myself saying how much I love fernando, in a fluffy pink thong. (Already own the garment) Ok then!
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 15:28 |
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Deepfried posted:
So 1st day of practice for Australia?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 00:35 |
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djssniper posted:Just ban meaningless Toxx's Let me rephrase that then. "Probation to be lifted on the day of the first 2019 practice." Though I know what you're getting at, I'm being deliberately obtuse here.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 00:42 |
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 14:51 |
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poty posted:Sounds like the McLaren is just too quick for the track, it's like driving a motorbike through your hallway Don't give 1500 ideas.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 19:04 |
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Norns posted:Boobs
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 16:58 |
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Dubs posted:so did anyone notice williams testing results Who?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 03:49 |
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I think we found the Galt Speech of racing.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 04:58 |
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1500quidporsche posted:Where? Turn your monitor.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 05:07 |
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Apple sucks, OP.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 15:08 |
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1500quidporsche posted:Microsoft's biggest fuckup was always trying to tie the mobile platform back to windows and marry the two. Windows has really turned to poo poo cause of that. They fixed most of that issue in 10. Funny how that has worked out lately. Bad iteration, improved in the next major release. Unlike OSX which has been hot garbage since day 1.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 15:16 |
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You Am I posted:yah, you be wronging there. lol preferring win10 over macOS. got ourselves a shaggar here. I'll take Win10 over MacOS. Though it says something that installed Linux on the Win10 machine.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:14 |
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 13:45 |
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Stallman sucks because he uses emacs. That is all.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 14:11 |
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See also: TRP mod.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 14:11 |
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Theophany posted:Emacs owns bones, don't make me explain it to you in crayon. It's a great OS, all it needs is a good text editor.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 14:13 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Big fan of the Scud here. Think they have a winning car. [RON HOWARD VOICE] They don't.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 14:58 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:I would hate to see a Formula One season where one team is clearly the best, something that never happens in high level racing. Turn your monitor on.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 15:47 |
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Tsaedje posted:Joke's on you I've been disappointing my parents for way longer than a decade
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 16:06 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:The Hublot LaFerrari is loving ridiculously tasteless but I actually kind of admire how completely insane it is That is definitely "Ok, I can appreciate the craftsmanship of it and the effort it took to put that together, but it's way too much."
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 17:05 |
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Norns posted:It looks like a futuristic codpiece I mean you're not wrong.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 17:48 |
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I'd love to work there but until that point I hope they lose.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 21:51 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 22:11 |
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Tsaedje posted:The death of F1 will be entirely due to Bernie killing off the audience by taking coverage off free to air TV in exchange for cash in his pocket. Nothing Liberty can do will be as damaging as that shameless cash grab I know when NASCAR moves to cable for some of their races, the ratings drop hard. Most of the big races are on OTA channels, and I know Indy is viewing OTA broadcasts as a big thing for the next TV deal. Though who the gently caress knows when F1 streaming is going to come out. I just want firm pricing info you dicks so I can decide if it's worth it or if I should suffer through ESPN's horrid streaming service.
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