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Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Another piece of evidence in favor of potential Russian involvement is the nature of the false narrative, while it's running it seeks to make the still-functioning parts of US politics look less valid and then when it eventually dies it'll invalidate everything else as well.

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Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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OwlFancier posted:

That isn't a Russian thing though, the US's political landscape includes plenty of people who want to dismantle people's belief in the ability of the government to do anything.

True, and there's also always the potential that whoever's behind this has a payday in mind that they just feel like they need a lot of setup to get to.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Relevant Tangent posted:

Occam's Razor would also argue that it's probably just some dude who is Too Online in Mom's basement rather than a geniuses.

It's definitely harder to do this than just writing insane gibberish, though, because you need to both make insane gibberish but ALSO make that insane gibberish full of fragments that can be broadly interpreted by your followers while also trying your best to encourage them when they think you are right and mitigate any time you went a bit too hard into a prediction and nothing happened that could be interpreted as fulfillment.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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WampaLord posted:

No, no you don't.

Crazy people are MASTERS at finding patterns where none exists. You can literally type gibberish and they will convince themselves they found a pattern.

Yeah but they're also fickle, and will flit to something new if you're not consistently giving them the good poo poo.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Fortunately the wayback machine has it: https://web.archive.org/web/20171218082412/www.maga1776.com/rescue.html

The 2017 number includes every news story about human trafficking from anywhere in the world in 2017 - Sweden, Canada, Nigeria, etc. Data for 2016 (and presumably previous years, another broken link) is only arrests made by ICE within the US.

MAGA!

How to Lie With Statistics is one of my go-to things to read on airplanes and 'literally just use an unrelated number for the last data point' is so brazen as to not even be a method he considered.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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TapTheForwardAssist posted:

I took a few minutes to add up all the non-US cases, and got 1,497. So *assuming* the rest of the chart is accurate, that's still a substantial increase.

That said, do we have any remotely good reason to trust this chart's methodology at this point?

What I'd really like to see is the equivalent total US numbers from the exact same source, but for 2017, which would provide an actual (theoretically) consistent data set for the chart.

Like it's probably actually true, just not connected to any of this Q nonsense. It's more a consequence of society finally starting to care even slightly about terrible things happening to women.

EDIT: Oh lol okay now I saw your edit and just lol.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Moose-Alini posted:

Yay I’m so happy this thread exists, I been craving it.

For a while I was relishing the day this all comes crashing down when Mueller hands out his findings and mysteriously every democrat isn’t in gitmo. I saw a post last week on thegreatawakining where people were starting to wonder why nothing has happened, and the consensus response was ‘of course hundreds of people are arrested and the swamp is almost all drained, it’s just SECRET and maybe will never be made public since it’s too scary’.

These people are going to their graves annoying their grandchildren about how great Trump was and saved America by draining the swamp, no matter what reality says. It’s the perfect defense mechanism and aggrandizement that they can never be wrong about, and America’s greatest shame is actually the worlds greatest accomplishment.

I mean the stronger the disconfirming information becomes the more they'll believe their narrative if history is any teacher.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Who knew that humanity's overdeveloped ability to detect patterns would be it's equivalent to stupidly oversized antlers.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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That proof is pretty irrefutable, frankly, Rob Schneider (who in this picture Jennifer Aniston is looking at), agent of the Deep State, will attempt to sabotage a Beyonce performance in order to usher in the New World Order but will be thwarted and finally sent to Guantanamo when Q's allies come Over the Rainbow to unseal the indictment against him.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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I mean they do it with their own religion so it's not a surprise they'll do it with some rando poo poo too. They conflate 'demons' who are enemies of god with Satan, who is a dude employed by god to test people's faith.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Deathy McDeath posted:

They'd probably be posting on dead gay comedy forums

Lowtax has to be kicking himself the reregs every time some Q-fan poo poo up the place and got banned would buy him ten cyber-spines.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

As usual Q's been really vague about this. On the 19th of May he accidentally typed his password into the subject field and it contained the number 23. Someone pointed out the number might be a message and Q said "I'd watch the news that day."

Of course the 23rd came and went and nothing happened so the Qberts decided that he must have meant 23 days from the 19th, which is the 11th of June. A deleted youtube account claiming to be Julian Assange (but, for some reason, writing exactly like Q) said big things would happen on the 11th. If nothing happens then, they'll probably chalk it up to disinfo by whoever ran that youtube account.

That said, the Inspector General's report on the Clinton email investigation is coming out that day. They'll latch onto something from that for sure.

They'll numerology it into Clinton's in Gitmo and any seeming Clinton you see in public is a Crisis Actor.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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paternity suitor posted:

Even as Pizzagate type poo poo becomes more mainstream, which horrifies me, the idea that so many people believe a crazy conspiracy theory seems crazy in and of itself to those who aren't aware.

What I mean is, I tried to explain Pizzagate, QAnon, crisis actors ala Parkland and Sandy Hook, Alex Jones and this whole Deep State deal to my roommate, who is a generally uninformed girl in her 20's. She watches the Bachelorette, and one of the contestants, who seems like a normal redneck type of guy, was found to have liked a bunch of MAGA poo poo on Instagram including a Parkland crisis actor picture feature David Hogg.

To someone like her, from 5000 feet away, it means "he's a Trumpy guy, yuk", which is not great, but when you're talking about a picture claiming that David Hogg is an actor, it's actually way loving crazier than just liking our big dipshit old racist President. So I tried to explain what the Parkland picture actually meant. He's liking a picture that claims a victim of a school shooting is an actor. He's saying this mass shooting that is all over the news is a hoax. And likely Sandy Hook too. And so I'm explaining this whole scene to her, this world of insane ideas, and the thing is it's so crazy I can tell that she doesn't really believe there are THAT many people who believe it. To her Roseanne got fired for a racist tweet. So I tried to explain QAnon and how Roseanne has been peddling that poo poo for a while now, so it's somehow actually WORSE than racist. It's literally insane.

It's so insane that it's hard for someone to absorb though. The idea that you're walking around in your day to day life surrounded by a not insignificant amount of people who actually believe that Hillary Clinton is sacrificing children and running pedophile rings and worshipping satan, is almost harder to believe than the loving conspiracy itself.

I mean when your brain is functioning correctly you don't "see" the connections these people do, so even when it's explained you correctly dismiss it as madness and have trouble understanding how anyone could believe something like that. And the extent of mental illness in the world is depressing enough that people don't really want to think about or believe it.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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It's really amazing that people can be so convinced that this world has meaning and makes sense so everything that happens must have some tie to the overarching 'plot' of things and equally take no comfort in that. They huddle together in the dying light trying desperately to convince each other that the monsters they imagine swirl around them in the darkness will be defeated by some imaginary hero and every morning when they wake and they remain undevoured they take that as evidence that surely that hero did come and protect them as they slept because their entire sense of self is tied up in the idea that monsters are going to consume them at any second.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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quote:

The Q phenomenon is ruining my life! I wake up several times at night to see if there are new Q posts or decoding. Most of my thoughts are about everything I've learned and wondering what's going to happen. I'm constantly checking here for updates during my freetime. I'll read updates even while I'm driving. I'm always anxious about when the SHTF finally. I've given up watching movies and reading books. My family is getting annoyed at me. Help! Am I alone?

You are schizophrenic seek help.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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The similar scene from Black Dynamite is also really good for 'starting at something entirely innocuous and ending up at the evidence of a horrible conspiracy'.

Not REMOTELY work safe for several reasons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D97gwGlMFE

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Mantis42 posted:

Somehow disgracing the name of Goku offends me more than when they invoke religion.

Yeah Goku's is a good-natured incompetence.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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selec posted:

I got one in my life who is a pretty successful tech consultant. Really into shamanic drugs and consciousness-raising festivals. Was extremely pissed about the way the Democratic primary went in '16, got fully convinced on Pizzagate, then moved on to QAnon. He thinks of himself as pretty far left; supports universal health care, gay rights, policies to decrease wealth disparities, and accepts that we have a pretty racialized police system. But man he's got a bug up his rear end about what The Elites are doing.

I've given him a lot to think about, but not by debunking specific claims (which always fails because the conspiracy isn't about specifics, but about a narrative that must explain the pre-ordained conclusion) but rather by getting deep and just saying "how do you know what you know?" and "how do you know a thing is true?" and "what good is your worldview if it doesn't have any explanatory value beyond 'THEY DID IT'?"

It also really struck him when I showed him the wikipedia page for Dennis Hastert and asked why none of the conspiracy people he reads ever bring that up, as you'd think it'd be a stunning piece of evidence for what they believe, then used that to ask him what actual policy goals he shares with these people besides "a lot of corrupt, awful pedos get arrested".

I asked "Do the people you see posting think women should have access to abortion?" Well, no, obviously they don't. "And do they think trans people deserve to be treated with dignity? Can you find any examples of these people who believe that?" Well, no. "And what about universal health care?" None of them support that, most of them oppose it. "Haven't members of your own family benefited from the programs like social security and medicaid these people decry as government control over our bodies?" Yes, yes they have. So that was pretty helpful; pointing out that if you find yourself in a crowd of right-wing nutjobs that you agree with on one particular point, that's the particular point you should really focus on and ask what the hell is going on with you there. It's especially weird for him when I can name all the conspiracies he probably believes in before he even has mentioned it, and when he asks how I knew the Clintons were funneling cocaine through the airport in Mena AR, I say I read a bunch of right-wing retirees saying the same thing on Freerepublic for years, so how is it that your political beliefs sound like a racist Arizona retiree, buddy?

Lastly, I just walked him through the history of how conspiracy theories have been used, and pointed out the Jew-shaped hole in the modern versions of these. All these conspiracies rely on a hidden, inhuman group of people with completely alien motivations and beliefs than us. But the more mainstream promoters of these simply leave these people ungrouped beyond "THEM" and "THEY". But if you walk the conspiracies back to their historical antecedents, THEY and THEM were always jews. And if you dive deep enough into the hole, I asked him, don't you always find people claiming with certainty that there are Jews behind these things, even if it's not all of them saying that?

I think the most convincing thing you can do, at least what's worked for me so far, is to demonstrate that you know everything they think they know, and you actually know more about it than they do. You can point to the earlier versions of their theories. You can show them the weird poo poo Jerome Corsi got up to before he showed up on their radar. You can find a post on freerepublic from 2009 about Michelle Obama being trans, and ask them if they really think this 75 year old diabetic gun nut figured it all out back then, or maybe there's just a bit of pathology at work?

Then you show them the alternate conspiracy theory: people with money run everything. You want to find out why things are the way they are, just find out who makes money off it being that way. And then you sell that to them with a little conspiratorial flavor; of course, the democrats and the republicans both are controlled by monied elites. It's just that they don't care if they're black, white, jewish or whatever; it's all money. You want to know what the secrets of the world are, find out who has the money. There's nothing more to it than that.

I mean you can even pretty reasonably note that the actual people who 'run the world' are indeed really lovely people who do really awful things on the aggregate, because having that kind of wealth and unaccountable power brings out the absolute worst in people. So yeah a bunch of them are pedos or what have you, and as has been noted earlier in the thread they don't even particularly feel the need to hide whatever poo poo they're up to if you scratch the surface at all.

EDIT: So Jesse Ventura used to have a goofy conspiracy show (where he amusingly decided that David Icke was a scam artist) and of course most of it was exactly what you'd expect. On the other hand, there was an episode where he pretty much looked at exactly the sort of thing you're talking about and spent an hour making GBS threads on huge douchewagon T. Boone Pickens for trying to acquire the water rights to as much of Texas as possible Bond Villain style.

Feinne fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Jun 13, 2018

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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SBJ posted:

Both can be true if your country is predominantly muslim

Theresa May-hommed and her Taqiyya Tories coddling Muslims instead of implementing Brexit by literally phasing the UK into a reality where only white people exist.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Spiderman has appeared in comics with the xmen and the xmen have appeared in comics with star trek so spiderman totally at least knows people that know spock.

I mean poo poo there was an episode of the animated series (which is confirmed canon) where literally satan shows up and he's a cool guy who just wants to party with them and teaches spock how to do magic but then space puritans show up and gently caress everything up as space puritans are wont to do. Spiderman showing up in an episode would be no stranger than that.

But yeah as with all fiction conspiracy theories don't give a gently caress about 'actual' mythological characters, they just mash together half-remembered bullshit about them to fit whatever their narrative is and call it a day.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Corsair Pool Boy posted:

I don't even know what is being discussed any more, this IS the qanon thread, right?

The only things off-topic when discussing Q are reality, so spocks and spidermen seem perfectly fine.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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hitchensgoespop posted:

Wait a minute...tobleronetriangular was fake????

Yes he was a piece of elaborate forums performance art, it was truly amazing.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Everyone on earth didn't just start counting years from zero the day jesus was born.

The idea is that when the calendar was adopted the years were nudged forward a few years to start on a good round number. So various groups had been counting since the real zero AD and in the year 614 the holy roman empire said "we like this calendar, but lets bump it up a little to make now the year 1000" and then started the widespread adoption at that.

It's not a well supported theory but it's not supernatural or time travel or anything

But why would you need some terrifying conspiracy to cover up something like that? If anything you'd need to make sure there were good records that it had happened so whatever ledgers you were keeping made any sense. And again it wouldn't impact China.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Endorph posted:

You should have asked him to explain basketball.

Go with baseball these sorts of people would probably dismiss basketball and football as faked by the nefarious Jew and his black minions.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Right. The Titans were the founding fathers, Trump and the white hats are Azeroth, Q is Magni Bronzebeard, the Q drops are Azerite, Nancy Pelosi is Sylvanas, Bernie Sanders is Saurfang, John Podesta is Nathanos Blightcaller, Kim Jong Un is Anduin, the gig economy is the poorly thought out non-raid endgame content in BfA, and black people are orcs.

Edit: Sessions is Illidan, obviously

It even works well the other way, Trump's G'huun (the resemblance is uncanny really), Q is Zul, and Trump supporters are the Blood Trolls.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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svenkatesh posted:

Seen on voat - which executive order are they referring to?



A fake one that only exists in their minds.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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VitalSigns posted:

That's part of the shifting cultural mores.

Of course women who aren't homemakers are in league with patriarchal Muslim theocratic fundies, because they both represent something different than the patriarchal Christian theocratic culture I grew up with, and everything that is different is evil and bad and also all working together on the same side.

Occasionally someone will notice that feminists and Islamic theocrats don't share the same goals, no matter this either proves feminists are too stupid to know how Saudi Arabia treats women, or they go full incel with it and start believing American feminist women want to wear burkas and be the property of a sexy Arab lover who builds his bulging biceps by crushing white male skulls.

poo poo who doesn't?

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Don't let the Nazis take away our ability to enjoy really dumb fightman shows.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Cactus posted:

Arrow season 1 had a lot of this.

And to be fair a lot of people rightly pointing out he was a murderous fucker.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Goon Danton posted:

Hbomb's whole thing with Measured Response was to just ruthlessly mock the people we're told to Engage in Debate with in the Marketplace of Ideas, so it makes sense he'd do the exact reverse and be overly generous to the people everyone is okay with mocking and dismissing. He's nothing if not a contrarian.

I think he went into the research hoping there'd be more to their bullshit than there was, but then it turned out all their 'proofs' were such transparent denial of reality that there wasn't much interesting to dissect about them. And I definitely agree that just spending the whole video on a safari for crazy dipshits would feel like punching down.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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I mean at some level I wish we lived in the crazy world those people imagine because if it were so straightforward to just change gender that every powerful person is secretly trans but nobody can tell I'd be a woman.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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They're not getting the true message of the hands, they're stopping early:

Trump's hands are out, signifying five by five. "Five by five" is used in the movie Aliens by the dropship pilot. Aliens features actor Lance Henrikson as an android. As we all know, Lance Henrikson was also in the movie Pumpkinhead, about an old man who summons a terrifying monster to wreak vengeance on the people who killed his daughter. Trump is telling us that terrible vengeance is about to be unleashed upon his foes.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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The real biggest problem with conspiracy theories in general is that not only are they bullshit, but even if they were true knowing the truth would not meaningfully impact your life. We already know the world is largely run by uncaring sociopath criminals, is it somehow worse if they are doing cartoonishly evil fake Satanist poo poo at the same time? Or if they're lizard people or what the gently caress ever?

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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RoboChrist 9000 posted:

They would say, and I would agree, that you are better able to fight or resist an enemy you more fully understand, and besides that, there is some intrinsic value to be found in the truth.

I mean, does knowing that an atom is made of protons, electrons, and neutrons meaningfully impact you?

Beyond the aspect where they identify the lovely people they think run the world specifically though their theory doesn't actually have any added value, because the lovely people who run the world aren't even remotely secretive about how lovely they are. Them being secret reptiloid satanic whatever the gently caress doesn't matter because they are also openly super lovely in entirely prosaic ways. End of the day your theory has just added some pizzazz to something you'd still feel if you'd never heard about it.

In that better understanding of the physical world allows scientific advances that impact our lives for better and worse yes it does. It's also often relevant to my work when my consulting is more on the technical than regulatory side. So it would matter quite a bit if an alien appeared in my hotel room right now and revealed to me proof that atoms are bullshit.

And to be clear I'm not saying this is an inherent aspect of all conspiracy theories. Q might not even be a great example, in that it does accuse a whole bunch of people who are not obviously awful of being satanic pedomurderers. If that were true, that would be of actual import.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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James Woods posted:

Dude wound up being pretty chill. Is he crazy? Hell yes. Most certainly. Maybe we've been doing this wrong. Maybe we should get crazy on our side instead of insisting that everyone else is wrong. Im not calling for an end to reason. Im calling for a start of espousing logic rather than conjecture. It's easier to dismiss these people rather than to do the work and bring them into the fold.

Im a firm believer that there are no bad people. Just bad ideas.

Please do not get murdered by your LSD friend after he decides you're part of the lizard cabal because his fillings told him.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Sucrose posted:

Replace "lizard people" with "Jews" and it becomes clear that the existence of the conspiracy theory can very much negatively impact the targets, even if it doesn't change the believer's life much.

Oh for sure, the targets are harmed which makes the overall theory even more malignant.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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I mean I guess if lovely cis people become convinced we're everywhere maybe they won't feel quite so bold in being lovely.

Lol no couldn't even finish that without crying.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Antifa Turkeesian posted:

It really says something about a person if their response to having their worst fears confirmed is relief.

I can almost see it with some of these believers in these ultra-crazy conspiracies. If it's really all true then there really is a sense of relief, because obviously you couldn't really be expected to make a difference against people who effortlessly control the world so you can just drop an 'I told you so' to people and then continue your life as it was before you fell into conspiracy land.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Yet that’s not at all how I respond to capitalism. But maybe I haven’t had my spirit crushed enough.

Plus you care more about making the world a better place than being able to say you were right and other people were wrong.

You can tell almost all of these people really only care about the latter because if they actually earnestly believed there was a world-spanning conspiracy of child cannibals that controls all countries then violent opposition to that is not merely justified, it's the only moral choice you can make. Trusting some anonymous grifter on the internet that he and Donald Trump are totally dealing with it is just signaling that they know it's a LARP.

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Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

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RoboChrist 9000 posted:

I kind of have to wonder, WRT to the whole trans conspiracy nonsense, if these people recognize women as existing at all, or if the entire concept of women is a Jewish plot. Because I'm pretty sure literally every single woman in the public sphere at this point has had at least one of these bigoted loons accusing them of being secretly trans.

Like at what point does the conspiracy shift from 'Hollywood is full of closeted transpeople as part of a nefarious plot to somehow destroy white people' to 'women literally don't exist' and have any brave (read: stupid and insane) souls made that jump yet?

I mean this poo poo probably dovetails alot with being an MRA and boy do they have, um, interesting opinions.

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