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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

The MSJ posted:

Big budget Kimba the White Lion remake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEUsRi74lcY

This looks so weird, so hyperrealistic like someone edited documentary footage with voicover and pretended that it is a movie. Zero artistic expression whatsoever.
And I liked Jungle Book from the same crew, but maybe because I have zero attachment to the old cartoon and have seen some live action versions already.

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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


Maybe Neil Cicierega will be able to salvage this

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Firstborn posted:

Why is this funny, though? Explain it to me as you would a child

It is a joke song that rolled into being awesome thanks to a series of ridiculous circumstances, having a somber version playing in a trailer for a big movie in like two months since Billy Ray joining in on the fun only adds to it.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


This looks like an extremely shameless award bait engineered with the help of an AI algorythm

looks good though

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

I will just be looking at the boots and now you will too

https://twitter.com/Sgtzima/status/1155890386654679041

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Shneak posted:

Lot's of Oscar-bait on this page :eyepop:

here's a Lupita Nyong'o zombie movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d1KP-OhBP4

hope Josh Gad gets Day of the Dead style dismemberment in this one

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


Fitting that the ultimate hunter killer wears border patrol uniform now

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

A new Safdie bros movie is enough to get me hyped sight unseen

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


Go and see this movie, it is loving amazing, even if you are ambivalent towards big name Korean directors.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Star destroyers rising from the ocean like giant zombies is a cool and silly visual, these movies diving into fantasy aspect more seems fun (even if I'm a sucker for rusty scifi of Rogue One).
Not excited for JJ to JJ it all up with PLOTZ.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

thrawn527 posted:

Wait, "reborn" in this context means going to heaven? Main cat has supernatural control over who goes to heaven? Is she cat Jesus? Is she cat Pope and just lying about poo poo?

How is this story even loving weirder than I thought?

Somehow it is still not as weird as the Disco Trains on Rollerblades musical

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Gonz posted:

Remember when the ship in Stealth was busy downloading all the music off the internet to listen to during it’s AI murder rampage?

chill lofi hiphop beats to bomb Iran to

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Yes get this good poo poo right into my veins.

thrawn527 posted:

I'm about 50/50 on Wes Anderson.

So you are symmetrically split in the middle?

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


Lmao I can never take this loving song seriously

Dont care about the sci-fi part of the plot but holy poo poo the look of this is phenomenal

fatherboxx fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Mar 3, 2020

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

happyhippy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo--sWDK_nU

The Phantom Menace.
I still remember the fanfare and anticipation of the trailer, it was only out on QUICKTIME too.
Took a few hours to download, and was mind blowing.

Then, you know the rest.

This trailer is so perfect for prequels
Starts with the phrase "our communications disruption can only mean one thing"
Instead of stunning moneyshots (of which there are plenty in Menace) shows random bits of ships landing
Somehow the line delivery is even more stilted than in the movie
Wilhelm Scream
John Williams does all the heavy lifting

And yet how you can not mark out and lose poo poo at jedis fighting!

clown shoes posted:

The first Man of Steel trailer gives me all the feels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6DJcgm3wNY

These 3 minutes and opening page of All-Star Superman are best superman stories ever made

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


That freezer kill is so good :discourse:

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

The Saddest Rhino posted:

The statement "this Dom shrine" indicates the existence of multiple Dom shrines to experience the dom state of mind

i put a single ice cold bottle of corona next to a grill, it lights up and I have a giant sign saying DOM'S SHRINE in dark souls font appear before me

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

f#a# posted:

Genuinely curious what people think of the straight-up video game graphics on display here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-js-Eww1OI

i like it

big titty vampire simulator RE VIII looks better

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

muscles like this! posted:

I have to assume there's some kind of twist to the whole time machine thing because why the gently caress would you send people forward in time instead of just getting the entire world on war footing and then spend the next 30 years preparing?

If it wasn't an extra generic rear end made-for-streaming movie, then something like "meat grinder for the sake of thinning and disciplining population Starship Troopers style" reveal would've made sense

not trolled not crying posted:

It's kind of hilarious/sad how you can see this checking most of the generic boxes in Bezos' vision of a good TV show/movie:
https://twitter.com/pkafka/status/1392105849468985347?s=20

Bezos is a dunce that should just stay away from creative as far as possible and that list is pure cringe but I am a tiny bit reassured by him highlighting "violence", thats cool
shame that in the past various mr. moneybags in movie business would've just said VIOLENCE AND TITTIES in the memos and we would get some nice films out it


trying to make the Rock a romantic lead in anything is futile, he is a sexless american dream homunculus

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

feedmyleg posted:

Previous trailers had me intrigued, but this one gets me amped:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPBH3XO8YEU

It feels like a different movie from the last years trailer and, honestly, a more interesting one

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


Nobody does cop/army worship with the level of absolute dumbest sincerity that Bay does

looks great :sickos:

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

BonoMan posted:

I'm not sure he was outright saying the others weren't realistic. He just was saying this one seemed to be more realistic. He's also Russian so maybe something was lost in translation? Apparently he just did an hour long critique of Ridleys work on his YouTube channel (Radio Dolen).

I'm a Ridley fan but he seems to be riding this wave of the gently caress you tour and taking every slight opportunity to yell at the clouds.

The critic in question is a notorious moron with aspirations to be Russian Ebert (got moderately recognizable through a spot on popular late night show and long running radio program) who always has snobbish poo poo takes and melts down about political correctness when he sees a nonwhite lead in a movie or a female director being awarded. It was cathartic to see his masturbatory approach being shut down by a great craftsman.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/KingsmanMovie/status/1470800760749318144

lmao

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


I love Walk Hard

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Haha the Elvis movie is distributed by WB so they highlight the Captain Marvel Jr inspiration

I mean thats my favorite Elvis trivia but come on

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/JayBauman1/status/1683865445449838594

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Matthew Vaugh ran Tory fundraisers lol

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Jewmanji posted:

Trailer for the new Zack Snyder movie (sorry, 3:42 minute long teaser). Looks like it was created by an AI.

Yup, it is exactly like midjourney barfed out something out of the cloud of tags and generic sci-fi from artstation, might contract ubisoft for a tie-in game while they are at it

fatherboxx fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Aug 22, 2023

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Jewmanji posted:

Zack Snyder.

Wanted to say that he saw Bae Doona in something at least since then but Sympathy for mr vengeance is 2002 so checks out

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

FishBowlRobot posted:

Kel must have some deep dirt on someone. Maybe Dan Schneider sampled his feet and Nickelodeon execs knew.

The director of Good Burger is current Paramount Pictures CEO

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Nybble posted:

Yeah, the detail I picked up on was the flames in the kitchen not showing up in the Youtube regular trailer. That moment adds a ton of spice

https://twitter.com/HeadExposure/status/1750942804870631520

loving rules, reminds me of grater from Tenet, there are still so many kitchen kills not shot in films yet

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


NICE loving MODEL

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

AFewBricksShy posted:

It's mindblowing to me that's Colin Farrell. He's unrecognizable.

On the one hand, bothering with all this makeup instead of just hiring an old character actor seemed insane, but on the other hand his performance was the highlight of the movie.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

CelticPredator posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y45SSIE36bw

If you can watch this scene and say you didn’t know who directed it you’d be lying

Deadite Strange scene from the Raimi Dr. Strange movie was a better mix of his sensibilities with generic modern blockbuster than this tbh

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Punkin Spunkin posted:

lmao
Keep Bloodlandsing it up.

What the hell is Bloodlandsing

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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Also all the mythmaking around the non-aggression pact to buy time (despite the fact that Stalin was doing his best to rally the Western allies for a strike against Hitler, desperately wanted a pact with the French, and was opposed to the sacrifice of the Czechs)

Fascinating, I remember a lot of scenes regarding fuel supplies from USSR in Jojo Rabbit

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