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Yeah you want to be careful. Biscuits play a crucial role in office politics and iirc communism bitch is new to management. One wrong move could cost him a lot of loyalty and lead to who knows what. I urge caution tbqh. Speaking of utterly mind numbing bollocks, it's almost time for Question Time! Join the gang as usual in #ukgoons on synirc (link in OP as usual!!!). TONIGHT: quote:David Dimbleby presents an hour of topical debate from Perth. On the panel are gently caress sake this shite. Right 244 going by the skim reading of what came on my computer screen just now is apparently a lucky number in Dubai and also the dialing code for Angola. Someone try out the latter if you have free calls or WILD PHREAKING SKILLZ!!! plz 
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Hope it's the one in Australia and they're not allowed back.
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jabby posted:
Gotta have that massive diesel faux-x4 to nip down to the shops don’t you know? Wretched things. The latest travesty is the new Ford Fiesta Active - basically a Fiesta with raised suspension, roof rails and a higher price tag. The advertising campaign showed a couple of girls parking up and going running, because you can’t have a sporty lifestyle without a higher centre of gravity apparently. If only my 118i had raised suspension and handled like absolute poo poo maybe I could go running too, but I’ll have to settle for mountain biking.
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May 31, 2018 22:27
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The correct loving cookie is the ginger nut, followed by the milk chocolate digestive. Not like I'm too selective though - when I was a kid we were poor so when there was money for cookies we bought those big lovely assorted packs which I assume are a global thing.
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May 31, 2018 22:30
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happyhippy posted:It's cool. The Roscommon accent is exactly what you would expect anti-English inbred Irish hicks living in the middle of a bog to sound like. I did not have a good time in Roscommon.
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May 31, 2018 22:30
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Lord Ludikrous posted:Gotta have that massive diesel faux-x4 to nip down to the shops don’t you know? That is one thing I really notice with my ancient car: everyone's loving headlights seem to be right at my face height / rear view mirror height, as the seating position is pretty low down. Maybe they're just participating in a suspension height arms race!
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May 31, 2018 22:31
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I mainly eat co-op bourbons because you get loads of them for 69p (very naice) and they're vegan.
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May 31, 2018 22:32
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OwlFancier posted:You work with a pile of tories, why are you buying them biscuits? Well when I started there one of the little old ladies bought the biscuits and we would all chip in. Then she retired and I and the woman who was my boss at that time would take turns buying the biscuits so it was still kind of fair (although other people still came and helped themselves, but we didn't mind). Then that woman quit to get a real job somewhere and now it's just me buying the biscuits like a wanker. I don't much fancy shaking down my colleagues for £1 every couple of weeks though they're definitely profiting off my biscuit-buying labour.
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May 31, 2018 22:32
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Bearing in mind your feelings on chocolate oranges I'm not sure your opinions are valid
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May 31, 2018 22:33
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communism bitch posted:Well when I started there one of the little old ladies bought the biscuits and we would all chip in. Then she retired and I and the woman who was my boss at that time would take turns buying the biscuits so it was still kind of fair (although other people still came and helped themselves, but we didn't mind). Then that woman quit to get a real job somewhere and now it's just me buying the biscuits like a wanker. I don't much fancy shaking down my colleagues for £1 every couple of weeks though they're definitely profiting off my biscuit-buying labour. Stop, and say its Austerity cuts to make the place more productive.
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May 31, 2018 22:35
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happyhippy posted:Cork accent for example. Been here a decade and still dont understand the locals. When we call you a langball snedger, that's a term of endearment. Pochoclo posted:The correct loving cookie is the ginger nut. live in a toilet forever
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communism bitch posted:Well when I started there one of the little old ladies bought the biscuits and we would all chip in. Then she retired and I and the woman who was my boss at that time would take turns buying the biscuits so it was still kind of fair (although other people still came and helped themselves, but we didn't mind). Then that woman quit to get a real job somewhere and now it's just me buying the biscuits like a wanker. I don't much fancy shaking down my colleagues for £1 every couple of weeks though they're definitely profiting off my biscuit-buying labour. Buy your own biscuits surely and don't share them.
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May 31, 2018 22:36
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Prince John posted:That is one thing I really notice with my ancient car: everyone's loving headlights seem to be right at my face height / rear view mirror height, as the seating position is pretty low down. Maybe they're just participating in a suspension height arms race! That's not so much a "new car" thing as a "oval office car" thing. Though I guess new cars are tending towards that "higher ride height" bullshit. Can't wait until everybody has "high ride height" cars and then nobody gains any loving advantage from it because they can no longer see over all those other high ride height cars and the only difference is they handle worse and are harder to park. Cunts.
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May 31, 2018 22:37
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WeAreTheRomans posted:live in a toilet forever
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May 31, 2018 22:38
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WhatEvil posted:As I pull up to the garage, steam is coming out from under the bonnet. My car does this every day. Its fiiiiiiiiiine.
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May 31, 2018 22:38
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OwlFancier posted:Buy your own biscuits surely and don't share them. Make sure to tell them "we're all in this together" as you munch your hobnobs.
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WhatEvil posted:That's not so much a "new car" thing as a "oval office car" thing. Though I guess new cars are tending towards that "higher ride height" bullshit. Can't wait until everybody has "high ride height" cars and then nobody gains any loving advantage from it because they can no longer see over all those other high ride height cars and the only difference is they handle worse and are harder to park. Cunts. This will be my first car 
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May 31, 2018 22:39
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crispix posted:While we are slagging off accents, I am sick of the hegemony of the people who canna be hosed with the letter R. That advert for the Star Bra. Those two words shouldn't rhyme should they  tag you are self (I know you can't but wikipedia doesn't have anything except english english :/ )
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May 31, 2018 22:40
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Junior G-man posted:Car and cycle chat is better than other kinds of chat itt, for your amusement in EU affairs tonight; it looks like Rajoy is out in Spain and Lega+M5S have formed a government. We going for new elections in Spain then, or just a change in ministers? I know Podermos has been faltering a bit there but not looked into why, the Catalan issue would complicate new elections I bet (or the main Spanish parties could just all ignore the issue and dare them to go to arms, I don't know). I legitimately don't understand the Lega+M5S coalition in Italy, but then I don't understand M5S so not sure if this is a Lib Dem style betrayal or actually fine, just the rest of europe reports their position badly.
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Why are people talking about cars and biscuits in the cycle helmet thread
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May 31, 2018 22:42
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Is this not the UK Motoring Thread? Edit: UK Mcvities Thread
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May 31, 2018 22:43
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This biscuit talk is slowly convincing me that multiculturalism was a mistake.
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Pistol_Pete posted:Why are people talking about cars and biscuits in the cycle helmet thread The Jammy Dodger is the best biscuit and also the best UK politician
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WeAreTheRomans posted:live in a toilet forever Still not sure I want to stay in the UK indefinitely - will have to see what happens with Brexit
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May 31, 2018 22:47
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WhatEvil posted:Make sure to tell them "we're all in this together" as you munch your hobnobs. I'm on thin ice already for gobbing off too much to people I shouldn't. Not sure how this would go down.
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May 31, 2018 22:47
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communism bitch posted:I'm on thin ice already for gobbing off too much to people I shouldn't. Not sure how this would go down. "Why don't you nationalize my biscuits if you want them so much?"
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May 31, 2018 22:49
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Universal Biscuit Payments. You can have some but there is a six week processing period.
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baka kaba posted:
i have an american accent CHECKMAKE LIBERALS
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May 31, 2018 22:58
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bump_fn posted:its biscuit chat now discuss this chart and why you think its wrong No shortbread fingers. Dunked in Greek yogurt. Ambrosia.
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May 31, 2018 22:58
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sebzilla posted:I mainly eat co-op bourbons because you get loads of them for 69p (very naice) and they're vegan. co-op jam doughnuts are also vegan and very good, you're welcome.
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Prince John posted:That is one thing I really notice with my ancient car: everyone's loving headlights seem to be right at my face height / rear view mirror height, as the seating position is pretty low down. Maybe they're just participating in a suspension height arms race! I have the same issue, it’s especially annoying with turbo brightness LEDs. Can’t stand high driving positions/centre of gravity myself, I always feel like I’m going to tip over when cornering.
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These mean you are?
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May 31, 2018 23:03
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:No shortbread fingers. Dunked in Greek yogurt. Ambrosia. Shortbread is SS-Tier. It would completely wipe the floor with these biscuits.
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May 31, 2018 23:04
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the only good biscuit is a thing thats actually called a cookie and its just a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie you god drat island lunatics
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Extreme0 posted:Shortbread is SS-Tier. It would completely wipe the floor with these biscuits. It's bad but I don't think it's fascist.
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bump_fn posted:i have an american accent CHECKMAKE LIBERALS Nice try buddy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhoticity_in_English#United_States with your traditional Rhode Island dialect
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bump_fn posted:the only good biscuit is a thing thats actually called a cookie and its just a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie you god drat island lunatics I tell them but they just don’t listen and also it’s peanut butter
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bump_fn posted:the only good biscuit is a thing thats actually called a cookie and its just a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie you god drat island lunatics The ones that are all chocolate are amazing, e.g. Pepperidge Farm Soft Baked Captiva
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bump_fn posted:the only good biscuit is a thing thats actually called a cookie and its just a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie you god drat island lunatics You don't even have M&S cookies in America mate so why should anyone care what you think
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