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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

The maps in one were so good

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

dumb bird posted:

honestly if even one map is as good as sapienza that will be effectively worth it

yah

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Hope it isn’t bad

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Wormskull posted:

Preordered this piece of poo poo. Hope it’s trash so I can refund that rear end.

:wth:

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Elusive toilets.

Oh Plutonis is in it? 😂

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Hopefully one of the locations is at SA headquarters

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Welcome back, 47. Your target is a xanax-addicted webmaster who has been peddling child porn for nearly two decades under the disguise of a comedy forum. You know what to do 47.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Saw a picture of a map in one of the review by accident and, hell, I'm glad of the map I saw.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Hyoped to be playing, this game

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

In Training posted:

Patient zero is awesome

Yah

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Miami is huge

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

47, your next target is a fat Brazilian hentai enthusiast. You’ll have to dodge the gunfire in the favelas to find him. The client wants you to show him a picture of Bowsette before strangling him. Good luck, 47.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Elusive target whip, so nervous.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Hope the next map is the White House for.. obvious reasons:grin:

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

In Training posted:

Idk if I liked Mumbai.

mumbai is great

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

In Training posted:

Ill come back to mumbai eventually, I remember not liking colorado at first either and I wound up really liking it the more i played. whittleton creek is awesome though.

whittleton creek is my favorite map of the two games i think

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


David Ready.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

In Training posted:

Ohhh yeah. You should be able to burn someone's house down by tampering with their Christmas tree lights.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

In Training posted:

This. The game should be nothing but elusive targets

The story is so loving dumb

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Who gives a poo poo about story in a Hitman game. It literally just exists so you can globetrot and kill assholes

Yah wish they were like "alright you need to kill this guy" Literally all the story I need lol

goferchan posted:

The mission briefings in 2 are incredible

I like the villains hideout is a black pyramid suspended by wires in the Alps. Like nobody will ever see it

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

In Training posted:

Whittleton Creek is so good but I'm not sure how I actually found the evidence.

Yeah its my fave. Although Ive been saving the last level which Ive heard is the bees tits :x

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I've never played absolution guess I'll try it

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Casual Miami is Bob's pimp name.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I bet most of the people who bought the game also bought the dlc because of the new maps. And so the lack of sales was blunted by super fans spending $100.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

It's cool how they rendered the stink lines in the Mumbai slum and you can tell corruption is rampant from a general disregard of Civilization as you walk by turds floating in the Ganges.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


New map? hells yes

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

steam has been validating the update for several days. Pc gaming ftw

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Jenny Agutter posted:

The bank was very fun, my first run I spent an hour exploring the whole map. Reminds me of a more compact Paris

Same. I started RPing where my character was a guy just trying to get a mortgage. I would wait in lines that never moved and kept saying "Isn't this Kafkaesque? This is just Kafkaesque.. " before I snap and decide to kill the bank ceo and the head of security

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

mysterious loyall X posted:

I havent played the forst one since its like 90 gb and the 2nd one is like 200gb what gives

basically harddrive costs are cheaper than it is to make good computer code so a bunch of lazy yospos charlatans just ship out inefficient poo poo

edit: also the second game contains the first game so if you dont want the first game its only 10000 gb

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

47, your next target is a British socialite who is known for her association with financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. She has been charged with enticement of minors and sex trafficking of children. They are moving her from cell to cell at the maximum security prison. I'm sure this won't be a problem for you, 47. Good luck.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

gently caress EPic. gently caress Tencent. gently caress Chairman Xi. China can suck my balls.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

gently caress epic

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


Thank you Chairman Xi

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