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obstipator posted:im pretty sure the people wishing death and violence upon other people shohld be the ones not allowed to post musk isn't people
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atomicthumbs is getting rich and famous off this thread while poor PK starves in the streets. it aint right
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lmao. extremely albertan. on one hand, extremely into cars. on the other, pathologically obsessed with destroying the environment at all costs. what to do what to do
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how long till a model 3 class action lmao. that’s a lot of lemons
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<thundering nerd voice> YOU KNOW NOT THE HUNDREDTH OF WHAT I DO... mother
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Rex-Goliath posted:this thread has been lagging cspam: this guy definitely does not gently caress
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Sep 22, 2018 04:43
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lol that thing drives like poo poo
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I can't wait for the year 2500 when 10 million Teslas have been deployed
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Dec 22, 2018 19:46
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can't get hurt on the job if you don't have a job
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also briefly looking at some stats it looks like Germany has a much higher percentage of people working industrial jobs vs. service compared to the US. maybe that's why it's so dangerous
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how long does it take to get a new battery on backorder
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that render is making me claustrophobic
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President Beep posted:mr. towed's wild ride lmao it makes me so anxious to watch how late autopilot makes turns
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quote:Aborted lane changes where it yanks you back into your original lanes abruptly for no good reason, phantom braking which has almost led to being rear ended a couple of times, no knowing when adjoining freeways are merging or not leading to tracking a car next to me when the lane ahead is clear or happily accelerating really fast when a car is about to merge. love the car, but wish it wouldn't try to kill me so often...
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Apr 15, 2019 21:11
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Endless Mike posted:all the institutional investors are dumping tesla get a load of these shorts
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Apr 15, 2019 22:12
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why does anyone give this poo poo the time of day
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Apr 18, 2019 23:35
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that is Lyle Lanley level grift
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Apr 18, 2019 23:39
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lol i missed this
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Apr 18, 2019 23:44
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lmao. this poo poo should be massively illegal but nobody gives a gently caress about cars killing people
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Apr 24, 2019 20:47
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Jabor posted:remember, if the human takes control at the last second and still crashes, that means it's not autopilot's fault Correct me if I'm wrong: Autopilot was not on when the car crashed. You took over the steering when it went on the right shoulder. After that you over corrected and hit the hill on the left.
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quote:Tesla revealed earlier this month that it delivered about 63,000 vehicles to customers in the first three months of 2019 — a 31% drop compared to the prior quarter, and the single largest decline Tesla has ever reported. Lmao elong said they were going to deliver 400k cars this year. quote:An analyst on Wednesday's earnings call referred to quarterly reports as a "distraction" that pulls people's attention away from Tesla's leadership and dominance in the electric car market. maybe they could perhaps secure some funding to take the company private
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Endless Mike posted:no, he said make 400k cars. just gotta find a lot of empty parking lots to put em in while they wait for fsd to be ready so they can start printing money https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1098080063801585664
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imagine elon without the plugs in every picture of him. the elon we see today is a lie
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MomJeans420 posted:Tesla stock below 240, at a new 52-week low. Does anyone know how low it has to get before Elon gets a margin call? at this rate he's never taking it private... he had funding secured and everything
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quote:A federal judge in Los Angeles on Friday denied the Tesla chief executive officer's request to dismiss Vernon Unsworth's defamation complaint. The judge said a written ruling explaining his order will come later. oops
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I’m not reading all of that but I will assume that the conclusion is that private car ownership should be banned
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Apr 27, 2019 20:33
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combat theory what are your thoughts on banning private car ownership
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Apr 27, 2019 22:06
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lancemantis posted:i feel like musk has gotten into it before, granted he's a moron that likes to make poo poo up, but I wonder how much of it is AI vs a more traditional approach what's the difference?
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May 1, 2019 22:03
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reading about Tesla's latest fundraising: https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimcol...s/#64fe91a7222c they have basically kicked the can down the road and raised effectively zero capital. pretty much all the money they raised will need to go towards paying off their previous convertible bonds. not only that but the article suggests that Tesla has been purposely depressing capital spending in order to maintain cashflow lol. all this for a company that has admitted it can't do gently caress all without massive capital expenditures.
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May 10, 2019 19:28
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FAUXTON posted:What was the share price they issued those new shares at lol reminder that the $2.7 billion they raised basically only paid off existing debt lol. did musk end up buying a bunch of that new equity like he said he was going to, and whose money did he use for it.
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May 13, 2019 21:50
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epic
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Endless Mike posted:also they raised prices today lol Moody's said they need to lower prices significantly in order to stay in business.
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necrotic posted:He trusts the software more than anything. That's all to had to hear yeah i checked out after that lmao
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May 14, 2019 17:44
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lol the model 3 has a special track mode that tells the battery to kill itself to impress bazingas. it's still poo poo on a track otherwise
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May 14, 2019 19:31
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lol the thread later devolves into everyone bitching about how they can't get new breakpads from Tesla
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May 14, 2019 19:58
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imagine letting Tesla anywhere near your roof
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It's really fun looking at articles from before Elon's most recent capital adventures:quote:With Tesla’s unsecured debt at 85 cents on the dollar and yielding north of 8 percent, borrowing money from the bond market would be too onerous, according to Joel Levington, an analyst at Bloomberg Intelligence. In the first quarter, the company reported free cash flow of negative $920 million.
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May 15, 2019 19:36
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graph posted:love the car, but listen man you accepted the EULA
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May 15, 2019 21:49
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they should make the fob a narwhal how frickin epic would that be
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MomJeans420 posted:Looks like Tesla is going to be fine after all, their new 30-something CFO will personally review every expense, and no less than Musk himself will review every 10th page of outgoing payments. When I think growth company, I definitely picture the CEO reviewing expense reports of $50 meals. what happened to all that money they just raised
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