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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

all of my pets have been named after movie characters. thankfully ive chosen against having kids, or my son alita battle angel would have a real hard time

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Automatic Slim posted:

What’s worse, naming your child Khaleesi or Kal-El?

there was an obit for a toddler in my local paper one time for a kid named Alucard. I'd personally rather be named the superman or game of thrones name than a Nintendo game reference

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


not wholly impossible, actually. i went back to re-look at the obit, and his name was actually lestat alucard lastname. maybe they are Anne rice fans or really like vampire lore?

poor kid was just a few months old when he passed. that had to break his parents hearts, even though they gave him a goony af name

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i have to travel a bit for business. my boss and his boss have to fly business class, as do i. We have to pay for our own airfare with our own cards and hope the company pays us back. anything not listed "economy" is denied. i have no idea who is actually flying in business class.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

air travel is going to grow hugely. assuming we have an earth, China plans to double the number of airports in the next 20 years, Latin American air travel should double, and airbus has opened a training center to help get some of the 200k new pilots they say they'll need.

air travel is so hugely terrible for the environment but those planes are flying with or without my rear end in the seat, so i dont beat myself up too badly for flying occasionally so i can keep my job.

but truthfully, theres nothing i do on location that I couldn't accomplish with a video feed. also, at the office. i should be working from home

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Dead Beef posted:

in order to access the VPN (and thus the virtual machines I use to do work) I have to use special VPN software which acts as spyware to make sure I'm not leaking company secrets (and that I'm actually working)

yeah that might be what's going on with me, but if it is, i should have been confronted by now (not doing poo poo. i dont work at a place with trade secrets)

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:

i hope megachurch pastors all go to the special hell when they die. same for all other people who keep trying to make jesus cool.

hey, comrade. want to sit and jam with some fresh tunes?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Away all Goats posted:

Not one of those guys even look like pastors, the 3rd guy could be a singer in a punk band

there is a YouTube pastor guy who watches music videos with his son and talks about maynard james keenan being mad at his mom for being grateful to god despite being paralyzed. they're kinda funny

i think modern christianity is continuing the ol ac slater backwards chair sitting ethos they had when they tried to make belief cool 20 years ago.

maybe it's always been that way and I'm projecting my own experience

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's cool that boomers came up with facilities to shuffle their parents into after kicking them out of their homes and are now going to suffer the same fate from their children that they also kicked out of their homes

my wife is a nurse and knows first hand the horrors that go on there. her dad, a mega-rascist and all around rear end in a top hat boomer, had to rehab at a nursing home after his brain exploded. now he has no short term memory and has even less of a filter. if his wife dies before he does, we inherit a permanently disabled chud with zero filter dropping slurs all day. stupid loving nursing homes suck so bad that my wife cant in good conscience send her dad to one. please, mil, dont die first

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lol everyone is commenting smugly about $15/hr wage like their jobs wont be automated too at the earliest opportunity

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

georgia was founded as a place for white slaves and they had a no black slaves allowed policy when it was founded. they were to have border guards and everything. that embargo on african slaves lasted about 20 years.

there were strata of indentured servitude and animosity among the classes forever here

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Imagined posted:

This whole article about the modern Pinkertons is chilling but I especially enjoy this part

gently caress Pinkertons. Is there any better way to signal you're on the supply side of evil than to join, or employ, the Pinkertons?

i had no idea pinkertons were still a thing, but holy poo poo does that sound like something they'd be into based on their history. can i infiltrate the infiltrators? sounds worth while to sabotage corporate narcs

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


lol i have a 3 hour round trip commute every day and listen to a shitload of podcasts and audiobooks. back when i had a 5 block commute, i also listened to a shitload of podcasts and audiobooks. Now I do it while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic instead of walking or doing dishes or mowing the lawn. it sucks balls, twitter man

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Crazycryodude posted:

Looks like a trap option to me, I feel like the medical bills you'd acquire are even more insane because lol healthcare

jokes on you, sucker. i cant discharge student loans through bankruptcy, but i can do that with medical debt!!!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

oh yeah, thanks for that, biden you turd

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Shame Boy posted:

I don't know where else this fits so I'm just going to post it here: Right now NPR is doing some round-table show that's usually pretty serious, and the topic is... fanfiction, specifically fanfiction about real people.

Things I heard:

- The first question the host asks was just "Why....... I guess just Why"
- One of the guests was a professor whose credentials were that she was the editor (in chief?) of the academic "Journal of Fandom"
- One of the guests (possibly the same person) wrote a book called "Fangasm: Supernatural Fangirls"
- The host then went into "I guess we should define some terms for our listeners, can you tell me what 'slash' fiction is?" which they defined without mentioning gayness at all which was weird, followed by "And what does it mean to 'ship' people?"
- Apparently people used to write pornographic fiction about Marie Antoinette and trade them?

I had to turn the radio off because it was too surreal and uncomfortable and I was getting this peculiar feeling of dread welling up inside me.

...what show ? :psyduck:

im gonna guess Here and Now

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Shame Boy posted:

1A, which in the past was reasonable enough driving bullshit radio but looking at their website apparently a recent episode was "Reddit: Downvoting Conspiracy, Upvoting Community?" so lmao nevermind

yikes. that's real bad

Iron Crowned posted:

I miss Diane Rhem

my grandma has the same vocal inflection :3:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i just read a mother jones article on escolar. sounds exactly like every piece of white tuna I've ever had, but I've never had more than two portions in a night, so, thankfully, i didnt have stuff leaking out of my butt

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

yeah, black powder hunting generally gives you the first crack at killing a deer. people absolutely hunt with them. I know one weird dude who only shoots black powder for sport and recreation. to the best of my knowledge, hes not trying to skirt atf firearm regulation

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Outrail posted:

A&W has a vegetable patty but they charge extra for it. It's really good apparently but paying more for veggie is putting people off.

when we moved to iowa, my wife was excited that a restaurant in town had a veggie burger. turns out after further investigation, it was simply a beef burger with lettuce, onion, and tomato.

i bought some beyond patties a couple days ago because they were on sale at the grocery store. havent tried em yet, but im glad to read good things

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lancemantis posted:

because i come from a familial and geographic background where hunting is a cultural hobby and I know exactly the people that get to and don't get to do it

little secret --- it's bourgeois as gently caress and you just don't identify as the bourgeoisie gently caress

where abouts is that? the biggest hunter i know is a handyman and volunteer driver for the ambulance

I know the ceo of the hospital he works at is a giant waterfowl enthusiast and built a goddamn wetland and travels all over the country. bougie fucks that travel to hunt are a thing, as are salt of the earth types.

my wife enjoys hunting. i have never gone. we both grew up poor as gently caress and were below average for income until last year

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i remember when the ioc cancelled wrestling in future olympics for some crazy bougie poo poo involving horses or something? Modern pentathlon?

they eventually had to relent since it is the only sport since it has been around since the first ancient olmpics and requires like no equipment and everyone got pissed.

wrestling owns and is like the most meritocratic sport next to running

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Peanut President posted:

I think it just depends on the person. I have a cousin who lives in the middle of nowhere and hunts for food but I know other folks who hunt mourning doves, a bird so small there's almost nothing on it edible (also the closest relative of the passenger pigeon).

mourning doves make like the worst noise of any bird. id shoot a mourning dove or pair of them just for some peace and quiet, though im sure the same could be said about me and my posting

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

when they land they make angry bird sounds. their coo is ok though

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


people that draw their entire identity by associating with brands are the weirdest, but it makes me laugh so lol

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


lol

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Shame Boy posted:

Ohhh

I didn't get that either and had to look it up, I guess I'm just dum :sigh:

mr pibb isnt a well known soda, and piss christ ain't exactly the mona lisa as far as pop culture ubiquity goes.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

T-man posted:

I mean, it was a pretty big deal back when America still cared about scandals or religion in the crude protoworld of 200X. Also you take that back about M. Pibb Esq.

piss christ is almost as old as i am, and I'm old as poo poo

but i have no beef with señor pibb. he is a good, unpretentious man and i enjoy his spiced cherry soda every once in a while. I def. prefer him to dr. pepper, who insists you call him that even though he isnt an md, just some guy with a humanities doctorate

Coolness Averted posted:

please my father was Mr. Pibb, call me Pibb XTRA

lol

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

moes is a national chain? i figured they were local because they were the official something of the new England patriots according to a sign i saw on the door of the one I've been in

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Shame Boy posted:

Remember that time during the recession Chase took $20bn+ in money from the government secretly while publicly shaming other companies for taking money from the government and claiming that they're a stable rock that's going to help the government stay solvent and other dumb poo poo like that?

No idea why that memory just popped into my head right now, weird.

i honestly dont remember that but it seems 100% on brand for a finance company

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

if not for her "capitalist to her bones"-ness, 2019 warren seems like a pretty goddamn good democratic nominee tbh. id volunteer for her in 2020 if my Bernie! MyBernie! gets beaten by her in a non-ratfucky way. hopefully she pulls him even further left on those issues she is to the left of him

but bernie is gonna win, so whatever.

also, lmao at that lady wanting to turn her dead boyfriend into an ad. id haunt my wife so goddamn bad if she did that even as a goof

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Len posted:

I would be okay with it. If my fiancee were able to joke with a brand on Twitter about my ashes it would mean that she has somewhat composed herself after I died.

Or that she's incredibly broken.

Either way I'm dead whatever

fair point. if she was loving with a brand, i would be ok with it. also if she got into marketing. im dead so im confident i wont be watching her. id hate to be cucked from beyond the grave

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Shame Boy posted:

Only old people vote in the primary and old people like stable boring right-wing white dudes who feel safe and don't have any uppity big ideas

otoh, bernie took home half the vote in iowa in 2016

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Thanatosian posted:

I don't think any Democrat is winning the general, honestly.

And seeing the moderate, establishment candidate get beat again might finally put to bed the myth of centrist electability.

I have a lib buddy who has such a boner for bipartisanship and 3rd way liberalism and wants a centrist to take the nomination. for his sake and ours, i hope biden eats poo poo and falls out early. a nominated Joe biden will be infuriating to me, and heartbreaking to him when trump easily wriggles his way to a second term

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


well, gently caress. that's my neighborhood grocery store. now i knoq

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

hannaford is largely a new england chain. im not sure if there is an active push to organize or the mamagment saw the stop and shop strike here currently and market basket before it and are just resisting preemptively

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

my 9 y/o german shepherds woke me up at like 4 am the other day to go out :mad:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


arbeit macht FREE PILLOWS!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

my wife might spend around that for personal grooming. eyebrow/mustache wax, color and cut each month (she keeps her hair cut very short). I'm on the hook for like $20 every 5-6 weeks ($15 cut, $5 tip). $94 for the average American seems out of whack, but I'm a goon who hasn't ever really given a poo poo about having well styled hair. I couldn't even begin to guess what a "good" cut costs for a man at an upscale place

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lancemantis posted:

Doesn’t Budweiser can water?

they sure do! :rimshot:

yeah, they put it in cans that looks like old usda generic food packaging. people i know kept a few as a "collectors item" basically after some real bad floods in iowa back in the early 90s.

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