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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Moridin920 posted:

Should make that a class action lawsuit lol

Lol if you want to live

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

World War Mammories posted:

I remember reading this dilbert comic as a child. funny how scott adams went/revealed that he was always batshit crazy

That's a pretty leftist view of government and business: deprivation as a means of forcing people to work.

Adams got brain worms from money

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Actual rats are cool social animals, and would never scab

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Full struggle session or bust

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Re:porn stuff

Can I share my horror at how quickly the trend of "step sister" porn descended into "I'm a dad forcing my daughter into sex" porn?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

This started in like 2012 and is why Trump won

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I won't hear any more of this anti Samoyed propoganda

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Your Klansman can't learn xor

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I always found it bizarre insane when Palin went on about death panels somehow being a function of universal healthcare.

I mean, isn't that just exactly how it is in the US now?

The point was to lie unambiguously and everyone's time as liberals put all their effort into disproving the obvious lie.

It's extremely easy to do and works as long as 30% of Americans will vote for them no matter what they say

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ok, well for starters clinical trials aren't black box "throw poo poo at the wall and see what sticks" - they're way more incremental than that

the whole point of them being double-blind is it allows them to determine whether any given participant's set of symptoms or observed drug efficacy or medical outcome or whatever is actually happening or not. it's extremely doubtful that some database of medical term search histories would be useful to anyone except the person selling it, because of the myriad biases inherent to such a set of data


on top of that is the laughable idea that the Big Data salesman has identified some huge blind spot in how human trials of clinical research are performed, which conveniently can be solved by allowing said Big Data to abrogate patient privacy laws

moreover, that these medical outcomes being somehow missed by all of medical research are significantly impactful to the health or quality of life of millions, instead of just hundred of thousands of people googling lightheadedness and nausea and sleeplessness ie "things people not on these drugs also google"

Yeah "but what if the computer sees a pattern we don't" is such a persistent mythology.

Unstructured data is rarely informative

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Powershift posted:



you motherfuckers gush about unions and you don't know your own god drat rights, gently caress

Rights come out the barrel of a gun

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Our ancestors did [completely ahistorical thing] the economic system

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

they would almost immediately attempt to fill the “empty” leadership role and be exiled or killed

Oh, no. There were leaders. Patriarchal leaders whose continued authority was basically purely by consensus and whose power was often just dispute resolution, but it wouldn't look completely structureless to modern eyes.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

This account is verified and not locked in a room filled with concrete

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Too lazy to do a distracted boyfriend meme with "decent pay and hours" and "free coffee"

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Dog Case posted:

Grizzlies are a subspecies of brown bear, and are mostly differentiated based on where they live/what food they have access to. If anything grizzlies are only considered meaner because they live in areas where food is harder to find.

Bear facts in the capitalism thread

But they're closer relatives to polar bears than brown bears. And capitalism means no more polar bears

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

See gene flow between insular, coastal, and interior populations of brown bears in Alaska

Which found, among other notable things that "morphologically undistinguished brown bears of the ABC islands of Alaska had a mitochondrial haplotype that were more similar to polar bears than in any other brown bears"

Those Alaskan bears are grizzlies, and many of the other American brown bears in their sample were kodiaks. All technically ursus arctos, but the genetic proximity of the grizzly subspecies to the technically distinct polars is closer.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

spacemang_spliff posted:

Theres no bears in Greenville or Greensboro but theres raccoons which should be given free range over all trashcans because they own so hard

There are occasionally black bear sitings in northern Guilford county

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Those are the same thing. Crimes are things that destabilize society or damage property

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

mr Scoop posted:

the point is that police exist primarily to protect capital not to fight crimes committed against the general populace.

Some crimes against the general populace pose the risk of becoming feuds that cost money though.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Warmachine posted:

This is the level of pedantry I expect from the something lawful comedy forums.

I just like the mean shooty bois

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

spacetoaster posted:

I thought the Digital Millennium Copyright Act had exemptions allowing us to bypass stuff?

No that made bypassing that stuff a criminal rather than civil offense

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

T-man posted:

i thought i invented solar powered garbage compactor bins until I saw a fluffy news segment on the start up that made them and how good an idea it was.


I was approx. 6 at the time.

To be fair those are a actually useful thing and public parks benefit greatly from them

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Mussolini's fascist granddaughter, who is an Italian mp, got mad online because he painted Mussolini's execution

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Hobo, but slave is a great new capitalist invention

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

reading these two posts made me realise that your idea of C-SPAM forum culture and FYAD's idea of C-SPAM forum culture are identical

Oh no. A bunch of irony infested bigots correctly understood we're not obsessed with nitpicks that don't meaningfully change the value of the conversation.

Better give in and debate and discuss whether silicon valley reinventing the wheel is innovation in thorough detail to not get owned

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Lambert posted:

I'd rather have "handkerchief in a box" than "blockchain-based innovation that doesn't solve any problem particularly well and wastes tons of energy doing it".

This is true, but both show how we're squandering human potential by inventing things that sound nice but do nothing.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

that's not the point lol

Cool.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Just learned about this "medical credit score" thing.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Polo-Rican posted:

yeah yeah yeah american healthcare is a disaster, but! look at all of the Branded poo poo you can purchase



I know guillotining fellow workers is frowned upon, but could we make an exception to anyone wearing this poo poo?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

bike tory posted:

Oh right, then yeah

since it's the capitalism thread, apparently a Big Mac is the cheapest per calorie food you can buy.

Maybe among prepared foods.

A bottle of rapeseed oil, a 50 pound bag of rice, or even bulk nuts probably beat it several times over

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Thanatosian posted:

This has gotta be loving happening in Seattle, too. Developers keep insisting that "the only way we can be profitable is to build luxury apartments," and the city keeps loving believing them. It's loving ridiculous.

Wow, it sounds to me like profit is bad

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Manna was non fiction

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Tiggum posted:

... Why?


Because tokenism doesn't even require real tokens

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Big Mad Drongo posted:

My wife recently paid off one of her two student loans and now if anything I'm pushing harder for forgiveness because holy poo poo it's like the weight of a planet has been lifted off our shoulders, she was able to get out of credit card debt soon after and now we've actually started to build real savings after a decade of treading water, and "treading water" is still better than what most people buried in debt get to do.

It's been an absolute joy and a beacon of hope and I hope everyone gets to feel it in January 2021.

e: point being I can't understand how anyone can go through this poo poo and wish it on others. That's just insane

America teaches that sadism is holiness and sensibility.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
And if that sounds like it encourages badly considered marriages, don't worry, no one in the military hates and resents their spouse

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Ew. Legal sex. Gross.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Weaponized Autism posted:

If society breaks down just poop outside and clean yourself with leaves. TP is gonna be the least of your concerns.

Serious rejection of dirty rainbarrel and damp cloth praxis ITT

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Forceholy posted:

The US is going to surpass China's numbers, even if China fidgeted the count.

They didn't. They totalitarianed their way out of the mess, but the us will capitalism it way way way worse

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Heard this one was probably fake.

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