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Oct 21, 2011



loving lmao

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Oct 21, 2011


to think that even a lot of officers in the military were admirers of the brothers Villa-Lobos for doing the Roncador-Xingu expedition and now there are idiots like that

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Oct 21, 2011



lel, took a while

with some luck it pushes things a bit like the plague in disco elysium that leads to MAZOVIAN SOCIO-ECONOMICS (greatest alternate name ever for historical materialism)

(i am joking plagues are not cool)

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Oct 21, 2011


2020 is not 1964 though

like, in cities like Rio de Janeiro, Recife, Fortaleza etc the Army ends up indirectly training people to shoot for the narcs, there is a lot more divergence on regional political theatres than back then and ultimately, Bolsonaro can try as hard as he can but Roberto Setúbal still holds far more actual political power than he can ever dream of

the best case scenario that conservative idiots and pseudoliberals desire is already here: peak bullshit moralism, Bolsonaro sabre-rattling to keep the government increasingly dysfunctional while profits raise, "BUT THE COUNTRY ISN'T GOING FORWARD"

gee I would wonder about what you actually want then

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Oct 21, 2011


my point is more that what Bolsonaro's base wants is already here, has been for a while and that they keep wanting "more" shows how fucktarded the situation is

protesting against congress is just sabre rattling, because the reactionaries are completely dependent on conservative support (which is also multi-aspected) and still has to work with liberal factions who regard this government purely in economic terms, and because bolsonaro is a dumbass, he doesn't realize that they are still going his way in a lot of things

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Oct 21, 2011


when I look at Luciano, I remember that he is from the same state as mine, I just rofl. alright lemme justpost for a sec:

Santa Catarina, what a state (it is where the havan douche and I come from). On one hand: Federalist Uprising, Novembrada, passe livre, the Navy Revolt (revolta da armada), and a long tradition of protest and civic resistance

on the other: in these days, it is the most conservative state in the Union. just wtf

My paternal grandfather was a major local delegate of the PMDB during the dictatorship and bless his liberal heart, wanted to do the "best possible resistance" at the time. Back when he learned that I turned socialist, he rested his hand on my shoulder and said "they keep shooting people like you in this island and you just keep coming back to haunt them". His two grandfathers were killed against Floriano Peixoto during the Uprising.

but some weird poo poo happened countryside because how in the goddamn gently caress the parts of the German colonization went so drat wrong?

(thankfully we had the spanish/italian anarcho-communists in 1910s/20s to offset that when they ended up here)

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Oct 21, 2011


ZearothK posted:

He is doing it because he wants to imprison and murder leftists (and media detractors) if his March 15th self-coup works out.

just in time for an excellent week in the stock market

oh wait he is in the government, let's see how his genius will work it out

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Oct 21, 2011


Halser posted:

he literally reads through Trump's tweets for inspiration on how to run his country, it's pretty easy to guess how that will turn out

I know, I live here lmao

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Oct 21, 2011


three rounds of title sale at the central bank and not one buy

loving lmao HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Oct 21, 2011



oxalá, deus é grande, valha-nos a providência

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Oct 21, 2011


Bolsonaro already got hosed over by this heavily because he has been ditched by others, like, even the army told him to get hosed after paying no mind to the virus and generals decided to consult directly with national sanitation agency and the ministry of health

Congress is enjoying this opportunity to get him hosed and Maia knows he has the impeachment already if he wants it, Senate votes are in favor too

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Oct 21, 2011


Elias_Maluco posted:

Flávio Dino, for ex, might be a strong contender too

Dino certainly has the chops, but honestly I wouldn't push too fast for a national campaign things being as they are

A major critique that I have (among others) of PT and Lula (especially) was the total neglect to develop a left "roster" in the long term, thus ensuring a plurality of skilled persons across the country to carry on. Dino is far more important and useful as a governor to be carried into some eventual self-destructive campaign

of course, that is considering things as they were

introducing leftist thought to the military in a true neo-Castro/Chávez approach might be the greatest trojan horse ever, as I can totally see an upper middle class housewife defending workers' participation in companies after some lieutenant-colonel goes actually it is cool and good that workers have ownership of their labor

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Oct 21, 2011


postmodern cultural poisoning at its finest

having a horrible death through flooded lungs while I scream "no I am not owned, I am not owned"

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Oct 21, 2011


btw, we are considering the standard statistic models so far developed, which are from the northern hemisphere, which are going to be warmer soon and help diminish the numbers

we are going to our colder seasons now, which means corona + seasonal flu super express combo

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Oct 21, 2011


tbqf at certain levels the brazilian military has a very unfortunate circumstance of having actual degrees of baseline competence required to do stuff

like, Braga Neto was a military attaché to Poland and the USA, so he had to pass muster with the Itamaraty for a bunch of years, which is a big loving deal since it is easily one of the most prestigious civil institutions in Brazil and gives a lot of actual cred in terms of public service, throw in a major crisis with this idiot of a president and you have the perfect storm for a grey eminence role

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Oct 21, 2011


Global Disorder posted:

To any gringos and future historians reading this thread: we're not making this poo poo up, honestly. It's just as loving weird as it sounds. Heck, it's even weirder.

specifically which part

edit: saude.gov is returning 504 HAHAHAHAHA

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Oct 21, 2011


the liberal democratic absolute right of being a dumbass versus a plague

those are some great odds

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Oct 21, 2011


problem is that this doesn't consider regional demographics in account

even certain conservative core spots in the south have turned from bolsonaro, and dória is winning a lot of appeal with other sectors because of this, there is a lot of space for him to get owned

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Oct 21, 2011


there is no lmao big enough

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Oct 21, 2011


dumbassery and overconfidence love to walk hand in hand

but yeah, this is the first major rupture of the moralist front; Moro is seen as far more "credible" and hopefully his wounded pride actually helps throwing more fuel to the fire

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Oct 21, 2011


bolsonaro still thinks he can trump this out, but he is no trump

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Oct 21, 2011


spivak posted:

Trump is always painted as the retarded brain-worms president

Trump is a savant, much like Dustin Hoffmann's famous character in Rain Man

Bolsonaro is just a loving dumbass

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Oct 21, 2011


https://twitter.com/i/status/1253776864184872960

lmao

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Oct 21, 2011


nerdz posted:

I feel like US politics are extremely disfunctional in a "stability at all costs for the status quo" way while ours is the exact opposite

going through this angle I would say that both are very similar, however, for the USA is the maintenance of the neoliberal order through their control over international capital, while in our case is to never leave the condition of a secondary exploitation economy

every single leadership that attempted otherwise was pretty much considered heinous in every account: Vargas, Kubitschek (who was loving lmao a liberal) and Lula were responsible for trying different things in a national stage and welp

(there is Arthur Bernardes too, who kinda predicted the Great Depression and defended a massive industrial effort along with an agricultural revolution in the Cerrado hinterlands in order to achieve economic independence)

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Oct 21, 2011


lmao

Maia can get them owned by next week if he wants to

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Oct 21, 2011


nerdz posted:

just absolutely unforced errors like namedropping Marielle completely unprompted. Good move associating this speech and moment with her

l m a o

imagine him getting cross-examined by a psychoanalyst, rip

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Oct 21, 2011


Dias posted:

man this country is such a trainwreck i don't even know how to react to poo poo anymore

Macunaíma and Tim Maia were extremely right all along

the ultimate lesson about Brazil is that everything goes to poo poo if you decide to be extremely moral and serious about it

thus I am eagerly awaiting the ultimate presidential campaign of the current republican era: Romário

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Oct 21, 2011


I thought my family was conservative but jfc what the gently caress, CASTE SYSTEM?

edit: tbqf I got into a serious discussion once with a friend of a friend from Rio who didn't understand why domestic workers here (SC) in many houses didn't use that goddamned uniform so I might be completely out of touch elsewhere

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Oct 21, 2011


Plutonis posted:

I saw a presidential election poll and even though he lost a good 1/3rd of voting intetion, Bolso is still leading with 30%...

incumbent advantage, but there is a loving lot of astroturfing going on

like every two days pro-bolsonaro hashtags (most of them with grammar errors) go trending, total bs

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Oct 21, 2011


so did commander-dumbass-in-chief went and did a churrasco or what

(I loving bet that being natural from western São Paulo with italian as gently caress surname he commits the greatest south american meat crime of all, thinks well done is actually medium-rare)

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Oct 21, 2011


vou até merdapostar em nossa língua, a última flor do Lácio, porque é necessário: JET SKI?!?!! caralho quebrei agora eu abstraí várias mas essa bateu pela inanidade totalmente brega da porra puta que o pariu

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Oct 21, 2011


ffs the french had one of the most opulent aristocracies in the world; the russians had the romanovs who considered themselves the last bastion of the legacy of constantinople; you know, prime material for villain poo poo

a jet-ski riding imbecile in the middle of a pandemic is B-tier california trash 80s, god loving drat it

jesus christ even DONALD J TRUMP goes GOLFING

GOLFING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Oct 21, 2011


Plutonis posted:

https://twitter.com/Rhy7hm/status/1259575681270403072

Brazilian class struggle is the most pronounced when a mother from the richest neighborhood in my city complains to the private school that her kids are having online classes with kids from a middle class neighborhood

proposal: extremely powerful African rituals, Nicolelis with the cybernetics, a gathering of sacred popular relics such as an original shirt of Bangu/66, etc and lets bring out Mecha-Brizola 3000

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Oct 21, 2011



brazil is so loving amazing that even though we had an actual unique far right ideology (integralism), the fash and reactionaries just can't get their tongues unstuck from a foreign leather boot

also since he has nazi iconography on the account he is doing a federal crime so

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Oct 21, 2011


https://g1.globo.com/bemestar/coron...versidade.ghtml

finally we got even with the perfidious teutons

"we are no longer owned" as I keep remembering that we had to eat one from loving Khedira

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Oct 21, 2011


yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssss

motherfucker is going to light up a fire on the asses of the dormant PT base

edit: I mean the organizations, CUT can still do One Last Big Strike yet to redeem itself

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Oct 21, 2011


Plutonis posted:

Osmar Terra is going to be next and operation kill all poors will commence

accelerationism labs incorporated

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Oct 21, 2011


completely dead at "Miriam Leitão, one of the very best journalists of Brazil"

just slaaaaaaaaain

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Oct 21, 2011


she was literally an apocalyptic prophet during the Lula years every week during 6 years, every week would be the week for the final collapse and the country would be swallowed by the abyss

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Oct 21, 2011



this is not a country blessed by fortune. We do what we must: endure.

"O sertanejo é, antes de tudo, um forte."

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