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CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

"I need a handle man..."

What a sad sick world we live in.

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CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Grakkus posted:

I'm waiting for Trump to post a dick pic on Twitter to debunk the story..

"Melania says it's the perfect size!"

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Twitter is also run by someone who at best is a neo Nazi sympathizer so Twitter can go get hosed. Either link the real article or gently caress off. Im not reading or clicking links to Twitter

Idk about all of that but all social media will rot the brains right out of your ears and if you know what's good for ya you'll stay away from it.

I sometimes wish that smartphones never became a thing and the boomers didn't get on social media.

Anyways, do you guys have an IRC?

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Beverly Cleavage posted:

Eat them. It's what I do.

Me personally I like drinking them.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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I have a coworker that paid sticker for a Turbo Veloster 2 years ago. He convinced his grandmother to pay of the $25k in debt he owed on the car on the condition that he quit smoking.

Next day he shows up to work with a murdered out Miata NC smoking a cigarette...

Found out later that the day after his Grandmother paid off the Veloster he sold it at CARMAX for $10k and then bought the NC off Craigslist for $7k.

I can't look the kid in the eye anymore like what the gently caress. AND he didn't even really try to quit smoking.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

taking advantage of your grandma is fuckin low


Liquid Communism posted:

What a loving rear end in a top hat.

Yeah he really sucks. I should also mention that he plays World of Warcraft on his work computer. He set up this weird mirror setup so he can see if anyone important is walking buy so he can alt-tab out of it. He's also 5'6" and has a bunch of crappy tats and a septum piercing.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Darchangel posted:

I’d make a point of loving him over any opportunity I found, just on principle.

I'm not the kind of guy to do something like that for the most part but I might change my mind if I'm presented with the opportunity. Idk this isn't the kind of thing that people forget.


slurry_curry posted:

My buddy used to work with a guy who played WoW all day like that. So they started blocking the random ports that WoW used at the edge firewall and watching him ask people if they were having any connectivity problems(unsurprisingly no one was) trying to pretend he wasn't troubleshooting why WoW wasn't working.

Lmao I wish someone here would do that. I don't have any control over the network in my office but I do talk to the IT guy every now and then. I bet he'd find it funny so maybe I can get him to do it.

I'm not going to lie though I've played AOE2 here before but only when there was no one else around and I didn't have anything else to do.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

"I need a handle man..."
Very tempted to buy my Buddy's Miata. 225k miles but the original (and previous) owner kept ever single service record for the car and it's completely almost completely stock and unmolested. The only modification on the car is a strut bar and new springs/shocks (also BBS wheels).

It's a 1993 NA and he wants $3k for it but I want to see if he'll come down to $2500.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Goober Peas posted:

I drove the entire length of I-40 in TN yesterday in pouring rain the entire way.

We decided to play 'tally the cars without headlights on'

The top 4:

1) Toyota/Lexus - 107 cars
2) Hyundai - 41 cars
3) Nissan Altima - 32 cars
4) Honda - 27 cars

I mention the Altima because every Nissan without headlights was an Altima. Almost every Honda was a Civic, but there were a handful of Accord and CRVs in there too. Hyundai was mostly Sonata. And just about every friggin Toyota or Lexus had its headlights off. Almost all of the Lexus were ES models.

edit: We passed 12 accidents yesterday

Don't most late model Lexusi have automatic headlights?

Also in my city for whatever reason the Nissan Altima is a low car in the same way the PT Cruiser was a low car a few years ago. I don't know why it is but some of these cars aren't even 10 years old and they're falling apart on the street in front of me seemingly.

I always just assumed that they're either cheap or for whatever Nissan will take credit scores under 600.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Goober Peas posted:

I think all of those cars have stalk mounted headlight controls with 'auto' as a middle position.

Altima's stalk for example:



Pair that design with DRLs and backlit gauges and most people never realize their lights are actually off.

Ahh interesting - the only car I've driven with automatic headlights was my dad's 2009 BMW 335d and that's set to automatic by default (far left position on the dial).

This would make sense though. I also feel like Nissan are really popular vehicles to lease (at least in my area) which may account for drivers not understanding their cars controls as well as someone who has been with the car for awhile.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Goober Peas posted:

Nissan (and Hyundai) have pretty much taken up all of the rental car slack that GM and Ford used to do. So there are a lot of used ones on the road.

Huh I've never rented a car but I guess this makes sense. I've heard that they've been eating the lunch of American car companies that have produced a void for cheap rental car type vehicles.

Idk why but I still don't trust Hyundai because I still associate Korean cars with the Daewoo Lanos one of my good friends drove in highschool. Worst car I've ever been in. Thing was falling apart at 30k miles.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Larrymer posted:

GM and Ford are doing this on purpose to help combat the perception of "cheap lovely rental car." Less fleet sales ain't a bad thing, necessarily.

So you think they're going upmarket?

I know that Ford has being doing this for quite sometime but I honestly don't even know what GM is trying to at this point.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Kazinsal posted:

The odd one with proper automatic headlights for me was a 1990 Chevrolet Beretta GT. My G5 and Accord didn't have it and my FR-S doesn't. It boggles my mind that my 80s-tastic GM "mmmmmmnngeeehhhh it's better than a cavalier but less than a camaro" box of weirdness had them but my :rice: Ode To Eurobeat Addicts doesn't.

Huh I test drove a Toyota 86 a few months ago and it had them but of course on the test drive they put me in the most ripped out model they had that still had a manual transmission.

Even then the interior of that care was pretty barren which I actually liked because I don't like cars that have a bunch of dumb gadget stuff on them. Also it likes to rev :getin:

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Darchangel posted:

I'd much more prefer the former, but since I'm not rich, I'll likely have nothing to say about what happens.

I'm just going to wait and see how it turns out. Hopefully we won't end up as Soylent Green but at this point no one can guarantee that.

Even if there was universal basic income, I would still want to work honestly. I get restless and crazy if I don't have something to do during the day like I'll dig ditches if I have to idc it's not like I can get a whole lot poorer than I am already.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Kazinsal posted:

Yeah the FR-S and BRZ didn't have the automatic headlights option until they scrapped the Scion brand and brought the Toyota 86 badging over.

It's such a happy little Japanese sports car. :buddy:


I want one so bad. I just went on the test drive because I heard that they're pretty much letting anyone finance a car these days and I wanted to test that. I'm pretty poor but my credit score is actually pretty great so they offered the $28k brand new 86 for $0 down and Zero % APR for the first two years. Obviously I didn't buy it because I can't afford a new car (I'd be stoked to own anything with under 150kmi on the clock) but yeah it's freaking sweet and I wish I could afford one. What's the used market of the old FRSs looking like these days?

Previa_fun posted:

I think most people would. Normal mentally healthy people need to be directing their energy somewhere for self-actualization. The strawman of "lazy people sitting around all day" points to a deep pandemic of undiagnosed depression.

I think the issue is more complicated that than but yeah it's also not as simple as "poor people are lazy".

I'm sure there are different people out there but personally I need to do something even if it's painting parking garages (my first job out of college).

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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KakerMix posted:

Right, that's why the 5 feet ahead thing comes in. They would be better off being the person with 100 dollars if everyone else had 50 instead of 1.

But I suppose it isn't about quality of life, rather it's about something else. Otherwise billionaires wouldn't be losing their poo poo on twitter of all things.

So basically what you're saying is that Elon Musk is an alien-vampire-reptile and we're all being secretly sold into neo-slavery so we can run on a treadmill all day powering the "pleasure orbs" of the rich in exchange for credits we can only use at the company store to keep ourselves alive by purchasing porn and nutrition/vitamin-plasma.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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fridge corn posted:

that wasn't one of the better black mirror episodes

It was depressing because like a lot of other Black Mirror episodes it picks at the insecurities people have about the future.


angryrobots posted:

Where do I sign up

In hell.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Kazinsal posted:

I bought a 2014 last year that was a lease return with 52,000 km (32,000 mi) on it and no major damage (dealer replaced a cracked front bumper a few months into the lease, but that's it) for $20,000 CAD, plus a bit on top of that for an extended warranty, just in case any catastrophic technical bulletins or whatnot show up in the next couple years. If you go by owner you're going to find a bit more of a price spread because people will try to unload an FR-S for brand new 86 money on the grounds of "well I sunk $10k in upgrades into it so you're getting your money's worth".

Chances are that "$10k in upgrades" is going to be stupid looking body kits and not a Jackson Racing supercharger kit or whatnot.

Yeah I see a lot of FRSs rolling around my city that are absolutely destroyed with camber'd tires, drift stitches, and the like. I would never buy a modified car like that because I just assume that the previous owner ruined it.

I'm gonna give it a few more years and see if I can find one on the cheap.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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KakerMix posted:

Jesus Christ the interior

Who are these people and why do they think these body kits/interiors are cool? I honestly don't understand it. Either they're like 16 and have rich parents or they're adults who have Axe bodyspray taste.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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STR posted:

Pretty sure nearly every Lexus beyond the first gen ES (which was literally just a tarted up Camry) has auto headlights, but they have an "auto" and "off" position on the switch. They commonly get turned off when being worked on or run through a car wash.

And yeah, the Altima absolutely went to poo poo after the 2nd gen. The 1st and 2nd gen were mechanically decent (aside from the timing chain guides). The 3rd gen and newer aren't built nearly as well. And yes, Nissan is a lot like Mitsubishi when it comes to credit, they tend to attract the low score buyers.


Huh good to know. I've heard that the automatic transmissions on those cars are particularly weak. It's funny how you can just tell the market of a vehicle by the state you see them in on the road. It probably does a lot of damage to the brand honestly. For example I have a friend that had no idea that Infinity was supposed to be a 'luxury' brand. He always assumed that they were markets as cheapo econoboxes for poors just because most of the ones he has seen on the road are falling apart.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Rhyno posted:

I haven't smoked in almost 20 years (edgy teenager) and even then it was just to look cool around my friends. I thought I was a functional alcoholic but once I started trying to get healthy any need to be drunk all the time went away entirely.


But I'll stab you if you keep me from my coffee.

I actually just went back to AA last night! lmao

I was also an edgy teenager and switched to vaping after smoking for a few years. I'm trying to quit but nicotine it's difficult.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Rhyno posted:

Vaping is the literal worst. I think fruity clouds smell worse than regular clouds of smoke.

Ehhh... I mean I only vape outside and away from other people (except sometimes other smokers). I'm sure it smells gross to other people and I act appropriately.

At least I don't smell like a loving ashtray all the time anymore.

fridge corn posted:

I don't understand the point. Lots of people I know who vape do it cuz theyre trying to quit smoking but they end up sucking on the end of their vape way more than they ever did smoking. Like lol u just upped your nicotine intake retard

This is more or less true but at least I'm not inhaling all that tar.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Rhyno posted:

Truth.


One of my best friends vapes and he's clearly addicted to it worse than he was cigs. He left it on the counter when we were out and he had small panic attack and you could practically see his heart beating through his shirt.

I know a guy that bought a carbon fiber vape because it matched his Miata.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Rhyno posted:

I hate that guy.

Me too! He's the same guy I mentioned earlier in this chat that scammed his grandmother into paying off the $25k he owed on his Veloster Turbo only to sell it at Carmax for $10k and buy a $7k murdered Miata NC with a carbon fiber hood. His grandma paid off the car on the condition that he quit vaping. Next day he rolls up puffing away in a brand new vape he bought to match the Miata.

BTW I didn't ask for this information - he BRAGGED about it.

loving guy can suck poo poo in hell for all I care.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Rhyno posted:

You should hit that guy or maybe spike his food with laxatives.

He's one of my coworkers and honestly I haven't seen him since I last mentioned him in this chat about a week ago.

I think that he might have quit actually but honestly I'm not sure.

That said if I ever get the chance to gently caress him over I'm taking it.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Rhyno posted:

True.

Another thing, vapers talk about vaping all the goddamned time. Smokers tend to never talk about smoking.



Edit: Probably because of all the hacking and coughing now that I think about it.

Nah it's because with smoking you can just buy a pack smoke it and throw it away. With vaping there's a lot of maintenance and thought you have to put into keeping the thing working properly. Also there are so many different types of vapes so naturally a lot of people who switch to vaping wind trying a number of different ones. Also there's building coils, different juices, different batteries etc.

Basically it occupies enough of your mental energy throughout the week to want to talk to someone else about it.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Somewhat Heroic posted:

Fruity antifreeze laden clouds are bad, but they are nowhere near the grossness of cigarette smoke. I applaud anyone trying to make positive changes in their life. Fruity clouds still smell better than AXE body spray so :shrug:

LOL at the people who started vaping for funsies though. That is a stupid life choice.

Yeah I really don't understand that, especially with products like the Juul that have so much nicotine in them that one pull will get you sick with no tolerance.

I'm pretty sure that the juul is going to get banned the way kids keep buying them up.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Fermented Tinal posted:

I tried vaping and all I ended up doing was blowing through two 40mL bottles of 18mg fluid a day.

It was way more expensive than cigs and amped my nicotine addiction straight up to 11.

Holy poo poo man that's a TON of nicotine.

It takes me an entire week to go through a single 60ml bottle of 3mg juice.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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The Airbag sensor in my 2001 accord is throwing a code but my POS bluetooth scan tool won't read the codes on this car for some reason.

I'm getting sick of taking care of this thing. I'm honestly just tempted to buy a used Ninja 250 and call it a day.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Suburban Dad posted:

Just take it to autozone then and get the codes read?

That's what I'm going to do I just wanted to complain.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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builds character posted:

Do it. Ninja 250 definitely won't throw codes.

I'm just frustrated with my Honda because it's getting to a point where right when I fix something, something else breaks like a month later. It's just constantly in need of repair and I'm getting sick of it.

I should honestly just drive it until it fails inspection and then scrap the thing and get something else.

I'm also moving out of the metro area of my city to a more rural/suburban area and I want to get a motorcycle because I'm not as afraid of traffic merging into me.

CerealKilla420 fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Sep 26, 2018

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Tomarse posted:

Good point. Though ‘people who vape’ should always be referred to as ‘vapists’.

Right. I’ve got to drive roughly 900 miles over the next 2 days (Barcelona - Manchester, uk). Please recommend me some audio books that I can get from Audible (I’ve got 2 free trial ‘tokens’) or somewhere else that will keep me entertained for 18 hours or so.

I listening to ‘ready player one’ as an audiobook on the way here and really enjoyed it (sorry)
I generally read fantasy/sci fi books for relaxation so would prefer something simple in that genre. I’ve just worked through a lot of Neil Gaiman and Ursula Le Guin’s back catalogues on my kindle along with re-reading a load of dragonlance and forgotten realms books that I used to love when I was a teenager in the 90’s.

I’m looking for something that lets me relax at 70mph/110kph on the cruise control for 6 hours straight - not something that makes me think too much (so the fridge corn/adiabetic book of the month is probably out - sorry both)

I'm a serial-vapist

Also I would recommend listening to/starting (if you haven't already) "The Dark Tower" series by Stephen King. It's very good.

If you want something a little more "popcorny" I would recommend reading Lee Iaccoca's Autobiography. I read it cover to cover this past weekend and enjoyed it.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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STR posted:

That's enough for me to write off Samsung.


You need a code reader capable of pulling SRS codes. AutoZone won't be able to pull the SRS codes either.

I honestly don't trust anything made by Samsung after owning a Galaxy Nexus.

Also gently caress... Well looks like I'm going to be taking a trip to my mechanic...

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Somewhat Heroic posted:

Never Samsung an appliance. I have had the worst experience with a Samsung Fridge. A 32 cubic foot giant that was supposed to be awesome turn into a literal stinking pile of garbage in three years. Buy the LG, do not buy the Samsung.

I posted at length during this saga in whatever chat thread du jour was upon us. Looking back at it still makes me mad. That was the worst $3K I have ever spent.

I was about to say "Samsung sucks except for their appliances" but I guess they suck too (taking your word for it because I've never owned one).

I feel like everyone always praises Samsung for reasons I'll just chalk up to marketing because most people I know that have owned Samsung products have had horrible experiences. I would just stay away from all their stuff honestly - don't get Samsung'd.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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fridge corn posted:

Slaughterhouse 5 is his most famous book and the one most people read first but it's not as good as Mother Night which is his best imo, though it's not really sci-fi flavoured. Cat's Cradle is kinda sci-fi-ish and The Sirens of Titan even moreso. All good books, can't go wrong with any of them

Galapagos is my favorite and (IIRC) one of the longer ones.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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I just need to sell my loving shitcoins already. I made a decent amount of money from crypto a year and a half ago but the amount I have remaining is just slowly eating poo poo on a train ride to hell.

I've very tempted to just dump my holdings and get a 250 motorcycle already.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Rhyno posted:

Hey US residents, there's one of those handy 15% off ebay codes active today. Use PICKSOON and get 15% off your purchase with a maximum $100 discount. Should work on absolutely any purchase.

*buys a 20 pack of VTEC stickers*

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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I just bought a new synth with that ebay coupon fml

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Elon must have been really lame in high school if he only found out about 420 now.

Yeah when I saw that tweet I thought it was fake honestly. I don't know what he expected to happen?

If you look at pictures of Elon when he was younger/bald/out of shape his behavior starts to make more sense. He's really just a dweeby guy that wants to be cool at heart. IMO Tesla isn't going anywhere and the second that Toyota makes an EV with the same kind of range for (actually) $30k it's over for them.

CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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BraveUlysses posted:

today has been yet another extremely shameful day in american history

:toot: happy birthday to me! :suicide:

Yup!

Happy Birthday!

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CerealKilla420
Jan 3, 2014

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Goober Peas posted:

My current boss is a Elon-phile. Also quotes Steve Jobs, Donald Trump on a regular basis. It's a hostile work environment.

But the real question is...

What kind of car does he drive?

If it's not an Audi I'll be shocked.

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