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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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The Snoo posted:

im so glad it's october already!!!!!





https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/422408343471542272

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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free them all and let mods sort them out

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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Zikan posted:

“just reset the clock and pray trump doesn’t gently caress it up again” - literally the USA new nafta strategy

https://twitter.com/sdonnan/status/1035615349071376386?s=21

lol @ mr. brexit master of deals

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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pathetic little tramp posted:

holy fuckin lol at this dumbass dumbass dumb-motherfucking-rear end white dude in the blue shirt

don't mind me, just getting repeatedly run over by a car to own the blacks

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

There's a certain word this makes me think but I'm not gonna say it.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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a meteor doesn't solve your problems, it just kills the part that cares

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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Calibanibal posted:

just so you know, you are a worse poster than a hypothetical poster whose post history was the combined post histories of concerned citizen and whiskeyjuvenile

wow rude i've hardly even been posting in this thread

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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Baloogan posted:

i use 3% milk when i bake

just lol forever if your baking milk isn't 2.71828 milkfat

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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Sir Tonk posted:

id rather be playing golf that sucking off the warmonger

yeah but we're not the decorum huffers who think america was already great before trump SOMEHOW MYSTERIOUSLY snuck in

if this increases the odds of the trump org actually getting prosecuted i'm all for it

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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DryGoods posted:

i'm going to make a tres leches cake tomorrow just to celebrate my love of milk and milk related products

hell yea there are only three cakes better than tres leches

two of them require ingredients that are extinct and the third is illegal

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2_xMdgOPTE

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Jan 4, 2009
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cumshitter posted:

i am legit happy that i can drunknely call some dipshit libertarian at a libertarian thinktank and tell him exactly, to the angstrom, what a piece of poo poo he is

like i can do this whenever. it owns. its almost as much fun as calling mccain's office and saying "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH MCCAIN IS DEAD!!!" and then leaving my phone on my laptop while it plays kool and the gang's "celebrate good times (come on)"

you have discovered what every rich rear end in a top hat and sociopath is born knowing

i hope you will use this power wisely, as you have been so far

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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CALIBANIBAL: are child concentration camps bad

LOGIC HAVER: y'all do kno these people are nazis...... right ? ..... like you do understand what you’re doing when u do this right ? jus wanna make sure

hmm somewhere i suspect the analogy has broken down but gently caress it i'll try to roll when i hit the ground

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Jan 4, 2009
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Sir Tonk posted:

pretty sure that centaur was on the cover of a piers anthony book

no i hink jack chalker had an entirely different centaur rape based cosmology

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7at3bEmk04

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUIv2bOXYco

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF0cGt5-69k

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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capital has basically all of the money now, what exactly are they investing in

stock buybacks, stocks, freshly invented financial instruments of ever increasing complexity

all of that that does literally nothing in the real world except squeeze more money out of thin air

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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i wish i was in the woods in canada

well not canada

not sober either

in fact forget the woods

i'm good right here

i should take the time to appreciate all the good things i have, instead of always wanting more

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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lolling that donald trump ended up being the death of the democratic party

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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i'm the free admission if you feed a raider or donate cash

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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canadian cars are sold in bags and use weird grades of gasoline like "3%"

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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Bearjew posted:

waiting for edible to kick in, about to kick it into gear with some alcohol. beer or a cocktail?

always a cocktail

how are you gonna make a beer a stiff one

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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still occasionally lolling that we hired donald trump to be our potus

america deserved donald trump

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Jan 4, 2009
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cumshitter posted:

lmao i finally got around to reading the study someone posted earlier this week about how trump/GOP voters are more susceptible to bullshit. like, you give them dumb platitudes that mean nothing and they eat it up more than the average person. dr. phil poo poo like, "If your wife tells you to bring home a bushel of apples, don't bring home a barrel of peaches. It's called listening, guys."

and it was really funny, if couched in clinical language

i need to check myself. i still think "A wet man doesn't fear the rain" sounds great. its like saying my rear end don't fear cum

the bullshit corpus they actually used was complete nonsense though, like, you'd have to be used to not understanding sayings but still having to agree with them to think any of that was profound

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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the fierce conscience of the nation's best self wants poor people to die from lack of healthcare and has itself been suffering from a brain tumor for years

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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i'm gonna stare directly at the decorum

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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lol so the trump team leaked info to the russians too? of course they did

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Jan 4, 2009
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buddhanc posted:

I just realized that since brown moses posts here, almost every intelligence agency probably catalogs every post and user info here

I wonder what life is like for him knowing his poo poo is being tapped and followed constantly by the kgb

lolling at the poor fucks reading my posts trying to find intelligence therein, hope they're paying you good

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Jan 4, 2009
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out of curiosity, how do the intel agencies keep their people whose job is to read posts every day that basically say "people dying from lack of healthcare is bad" from eventually going "hmm"

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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fake news that doesn't sound like "USA! USA! USA!" to me

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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go home vince you're drunk

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Jan 4, 2009
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Calibanibal posted:

holy hell imagine being the sad sack who has to walk a greasy bag of chicken 1 block to some lazy rear end goon

sounds to me like Capital has just created another Job

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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Calibanibal posted:

haha or did he fcking drive? is it some guy cruising in his car looking for a cross-town whale, but then the only thing that pops up in the app is some soul-crushing $2 gig lmao

i'm imagining a world with autonomous cars instead of ubers now

in it, the cars have to do this to get enough electricity to live

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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ariana grande said "i hate america" when confronted with some excess didn't she

chuds piled on her and she made the mistake of apologizing

should have just tweeted recipes for boiled water like sarah yeong

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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twoday posted:

I thought you said it was a block away

i've ordered pizza from not much further away than that because i didn't trust my drunk rear end to survive the traffic on foot

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Jan 4, 2009
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Sir Tonk posted:

moving to florida

holy poo poo that was the butthole surfers???

reminds me that beavis and butthead beat on some early smashing pumpkins stuff too

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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Sir Tonk posted:

im mad at whoever uploaded that

yah it's sad but it seems this stuff all gets turbo deleted unless it's almost unrecognizable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K4iWKkLuvw

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
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jarofpiss posted:

is using a self checkout machine scabbing yes/no?

no, it just signals you want to be a serf

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