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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

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I didn't know Peter North had his own champagne.

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It sucks for people on mobile and it's very easy to a "v" to the end of a imgur url. SA will even automatically BBCODE and display the image properly if you just post the direct link to the gifv and mash the post butron.

But it's also not a big deal because if I'm on mobile and your stupid 150mb gif doesn't load after a few seconds I'm moving on and not watching it.

Dillbag
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duz posted:

Why not just embed the original video instead if you want to show off the entire thing?

cuz u can't get imgur upvotes on youtube

Dillbag
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Balls are stored in the penises

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Chocolate production begins at the cocoa tree, where cocoa pods containing cocoa beans in a cotton wool-like pulp are harvested between October and December. The beans are placed between layers of banana leaves for six days to drain the pulp away, a method known as ‘heap’, before being dried in the sun, packaged and sent to a factory for chocolate making.

Inside a chocolate factory, the beans are heated inside a continuous roaster as they travel along a conveyor belt. The time of this process varies depending on the flavour required. Once suitably roasted, they are broken down into small pieces and their brittle shells are removed, leaving only the meaty centres of the beans, the ‘nibs’, which contain the essential cocoa butter for chocolate production. A mill grinds these nibs into a thick brown liquid known as ‘cocoa liquor’, the basis of all chocolate products, which is then mixed with varying amounts of sugar and milk depending on the required type of chocolate. Typically, dark chocolate consists of 70% cocoa liquor, while milk and white chocolate have 30%.

Vacuum ovens then dry this mixture into what is known as a chocolate ‘crumb’, before giant rollers squash the liquid together. It is then grinded between rollers to improve the silky texture, before being smoothed even further in a process known as ‘conching’. This involves kneading the mixture in giant tanks at about 46°C, with the very best chocolate being conched for more than a week. The final process is tempering, where the liquid is continuously cooled and heated in a cycle until it is a stable chocolaty consistency.

After this stage of the chocolate-making process, the liquid can be poured into moulds, cooled and wrapped at high speeds to make products like bars of chocolate. To make chocolate with a particular filling, such as caramel, the insides of the bars pass along a conveyor belt and are ‘enrobed’ by the liquid chocolate before being cooled and wrapped.

Dillbag
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https://i.imgur.com/m81UNhU.mp4

but it's better with sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qweoMJS1DQ8

Dillbag
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It's all in the reflexes.

Dillbag
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of all the goddamn things to be outraged about on the internet in tyool 2019

two different videos edited together and played back in the somethingawful forums gif thread

Dillbag
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His plugs are almost as bad as Marc Crawford's tho

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kalensc posted:

Forget young Hans Moleman, how does a 19-year-old have Robert Z'Dar (RIP) face.

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MrYenko posted:

He charges it and it jams (fails to feed, basically the cartridge from the magazine didn’t feed right and got stuck,) and then he shoves it in his pants.

So he’s essentially unarmed now.

actually it's called a clip

Dillbag
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Somfin posted:

That's wheely good

actually it's pucking awesome

Dillbag
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Just watch the first 10 minutes of Banlieue 13

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muscles like this! posted:

something about this gif is weirding me out.

hfr is an abomination

Dillbag
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Eleven.

Dillbag
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Properly cooked geoduck is amazing, sar gwai

Dillbag
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works best with this in bg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK2eqjmh1n4&t=1747s

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VelociBacon posted:

That link better be ska

but ska sucks

Dillbag
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https://i.imgur.com/BqTFbFe.gifv

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greazeball posted:

It's pronounced 'gif', get over it

it's actually spanish so it's pronounced "heef"

Dillbag
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lol at all the dudes limping away because of spinal compression / broken tailbones

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Android Apocalypse posted:

Quiby? Their business model was to make shows that were short enough to watch on your phone when between activities (waiting in line at the grocery store, commuting to work via mass transit).

Then COVID-19 happened and people weren't going out.

They hired a bunch of old school Hollywood movie and TV directors to make the content, and then hired a bunch of 30-year old Instagram execs and influencers as story producers, which worked out about as well as you would expect. Their production budgets were also super low, so at least where I'm located a lot of experienced crew avoided that poo poo like the fuckin' plague because the rates were loving terrible, so the shows look like poo poo.

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https://i.imgur.com/pbMwFdW.mp4

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Cartoon Man posted:

Sorry, all I got right now is this insanity:

https://i.imgur.com/ZiXsrRN.gifv

Buckaroo Banzai remake looking unbearable

Dillbag
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Full point.

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bike tory posted:

That's not Idris Elba? idgi, or is the joke that this is not Idris Elba?

it's david mitchell

Dillbag
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look at all those chickens

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The Bloop posted:

I too am very old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKgLfqOVHco

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The Bloop posted:

That is cool as poo poo, thank you

It's so weird seeing the exact animations we're all so familiar with as live action.

Dillbag
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Hurra Torpedo does it better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysUjYAi0WcQ

Dillbag
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king dubal ceramic knoife

Dillbag
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always a good excuse to post C'était un Rendez Vous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJYOMFayruw

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Jabberlock posted:

Mythbusters really needs to get on the case for why this happens

Peeing with boner, that's how

Dillbag
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bike tory posted:

loving sweet love it, thanks for the heads up

E: lmao who the gently caress hacks Something Awful accounts in 2021 anyway?

I think they just forgot to hit quote on this post, brother

Ragequit posted:

Lmao this was in the replies and I love it so much

https://i.imgur.com/QjkUMOS.mp4

Dillbag
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Not what I expect to see when I hear that music

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Dudes picture should be in the dictionary under "heat score".

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VelociBacon posted:

I think after 2 hours of trying to path the camera movement so that it lines up with the added assets I'd be taking the kid to an actual dam to just do the shot

Automatic camera trackers can do amazing things these days, it really doesn't take that long if you don't need it to hold up in a cinema or on a 4K TV

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