NFL Week 2 N/V: Asked gas station clerk: God, did you hear about Vontae Davis?

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Salvor_Hardin posted:

The Patriots signed Benny Fowler, whoever that is.

I think he last played for the Broncos.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 20:06

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:22

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Dude is 33. I'm sure he knows this could be his last season.

Uh, I'll have you know he caught Manning's last throw... in a little thing you might have heard of called the Super Bowl.

I can barely remember this past Super Bowl. I just know that Nick has a Big Dick and owns Tom Brady. Now you expect me to remember poo poo from 3 SBs ago????

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 21:22

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kiimo posted:

^^^ Peters and Lynch are good friends.

Get this: some people don't drink at Super Bowls and then somehow remember what happens at them.

I don't understand those people either. I remember what happens right before half, then I remember confetti. Somewhere in there is a funny M&Ms commercial or something.

lmao I don't get smashed, but I don't remember everything either.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 22:40

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Foles is officially starting this week.

Edit: DAMMIT MANAS :doom:

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 15:40

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Docjowles posted:

(I didn't make this)

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:32

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https://twitter.com/BairNBCS/status/1039950123231375361

This isn't a bad pick-up at all.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 20:06

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Android Apocalypse posted:

The Raiders honor Al Davis� legacy & sign Kaepernick.

Just win, baby!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 15:58

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wandler20 posted:

https://twitter.com/APMarkLong/status/1040317536250851328

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 20:42

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cavallingus posted:

Indeed

I like how dipshits like Deion and Irvin deeply believe that if you're a former player and have never won multiple Super Bowls (much less one) then you should feel ashamed of yourself.

I loving hate Deion. He's a god damned moron.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 14:29

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Cavauro posted:

Sidney Rice and Santana Moss

Still waiting for the controversy.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 14:43

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a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1040616457414094848?s=19

You still hate him though, right?

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 16:26

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Quiet Feet posted:

As for rice vs. moss, I think rice tastes better.

I am a fan of brown rice.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 17:10

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Bip Roberts posted:

While true Randy didn't exactly play with slouches.

Right. He played with a system QB.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 18:09

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Amy Pole Her posted:

He worn out after figuring out how to slip the drum a roofie?

lmao

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 18:21

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

Note that his current username is 'A Man and His Dog' IIRC which might be the cause of some confusion

I thought it was now 'A Man and His Hog'?

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 20:14

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cavallingus posted:

that's not rg3 btw

Who is it?

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 20:18

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Hizawk posted:

Best murderer is obviously Hernandez.

Uhhhh....Ray Lewis might have something to say about that.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 21:36

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Lmao Browns. One step forward and then right steps back.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 00:32

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Codependent Poster posted:

Get on it, Ballard!

Yeah loving seriously.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 01:35

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If one of these teams is not the Colts...

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1041126582046412801?s=21

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 01:49

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He's happy he finally got out.

https://twitter.com/thenflbelike/status/1041147659606786049?s=21

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 03:13

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Andrew Luck needs one, sir.

https://twitter.com/sinow/status/1041146006287593472?s=21

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 03:47

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I guess he already got suspended.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1041364508718059522?s=21

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 17:54

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axeil posted:

So the Eagles offense is basically dead right now. Our #2 WR is out for a month, our #1 WR hasn't played yet this year, our #4 WR is on IR and our #2 RB pulled his hamstring in practice last week. And our LT missed the entire game for no specified reason. Nelson Agholor and Zach Ertz are our entire passing game right now.

Don't play Wentz this week as we are gonna lose even with him playing.

Dude you're playing the Colts. Agholor, Ertz, Clement, and Ajayi are all you need.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 14:01

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nerve posted:

Mike Wallace was the Eagles #2 WR?!? yeesh

With Jeffery out, he's currently their WR2.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 14:05

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nerve posted:

axeil made it sound like Jeffery is the #1, Wallace #2, Agholor #3

Yeah he kinda did.

C'mon axeil....

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 14:07

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Chris James 2 posted:

Wallace is currently out

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1041655882361253888

Right, I know. Jeffrey was already out so Wallace was the de-facto WR2 with Agholor the WR1 and now Wallace is out.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 14:16

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https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1041675190726533120

Definitely better than Gonzalez.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 14:20

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Did Dan Bailey get signed anywhere or is he foreverial broken?

Not yet. I would hope that the Vikings bring him in.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 14:24

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nerve posted:

that depth chart is dumb, im gonna go with pubic works project

same

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 14:32

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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Colts with Luck are pretty good

I know. I'm a Colts fan. I just know that the Philly defense is a tougher match-up that Washington's. And if Wentz is back...that offense is tougher against our young defense.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 14:54

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axeil posted:

Did you see Fitzmagic out there? He carved us up. I'm worried Luck will do the same.

I mean I hope that happens. I'm just tempering my expectations this season because we're so young and raw all over the defense. And we don't have a great WR2 (please trade for Josh Gordon, Ballard). Our running game is a mess and our O-Line of course is injured.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 15:02

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DariusLikewise posted:

lmao @ every teams fans hoping that a guy that has played like 6 games in the last 3 years will be the saviour of your franchises

I mean if there is an owner that could help Josh Gordon hide his drugs....it's Irsay. (aside from that one time)

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 15:13

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Looks like Legatron might miss some time.

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1041694946623991809

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 15:44

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DariusLikewise posted:

Yeah he went to locker room prior to kickoff with a "groin injury" hopefully he's not out too long

Rapoport just said that he's not going on IR so that's a good sign.

Chris James 2 posted:

Schefter said on his radio show he's gotten calls from numerous teams, the issue isn't lack of demand. My guess is he wants to be on a contender, and none of these teams currently look like that

Vikings are contenders, but I doubt they called him yet. Hopefully they will today.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 16:07

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Shinjobi posted:

I've heard Cowboys radio talking about Josh Gordon isn't a guaranteed fix to lack of quality of WRs in Dallas.

Considering what we saw last year out of Dez, I can't see how Gordon could be any worse than that.

I saw a couple of reports that they don't want him. :shrug:

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 16:23

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waah posted:

Is Josh Gordon released yet?

No there's supposedly like 8-10 teams in on him. So I'm sure he's getting traded and not released.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 16:24

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Diqnol posted:

Is there a roster in the NFL that makes more sense for Gordon than the Cowboys? Dolphins or Jets, maybe?

Personally I think the Colts really need him, but Ballard won't do it I'm sure.

After TY we have Ryan Grant and Chester Rogers at WR...soooooooo yeah.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 16:50

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Do the Eagles have any salary cap space to pay him?

I mean he's 760k this year so maybe

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 17:49

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:22

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weird Asian candy posted:

that is a damned steal

Do we know how bad his hammy is?

I don't think it's hurt much if at all

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 17:56

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