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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
We live in a world where you can see the end of Governor Scott Walker and that's beautiful.

Also RIP Trump thread, you had good animal pics.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Nemo Somen posted:

So I want to make sure I have the proper takes from last night.

The bad:
  • Regaining the Senate in 2020 seems like it’ll be difficult.
  • Losing a number of high profile races
  • Big divide between Senate and House, and Senate is more meaningful

The Good:
  • Florida regained a lot of voters
  • Large Dem support (+7%)
  • Support will likely to grow due to lack of outlet.
  • Massive turnout for a midterm; will hopefully apply to a presidential election
  • Good results for progressive dems, may lead Dems to stop trying to pursue moderate conservatives
  • Can now stop parts of conservative legislative agenda
  • Some traditionally conservative places went for Dems
  • Investigations are now available

Are there any notable takeaways that I'm missing?

Scott Walker will now orgasm thinking of Reagan outside of the governor's mansion.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm personally just voting on Medicare for Some.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
How long until I can vote for Sharice Davids for president? I want her to be the first person to win the presidency via submission.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Blitz7x posted:

Haha the Florida offshore oil drilling ban is such a sham. It only covers up to 9 miles from the coastline (which was already illegal anyways for all intents and purposes). The only drilling off Florida in the GOM in controlled federally through EPA region 4 out of Atlanta

But it banned indoor vaping.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Condiv posted:

jobs too. a lot of rural areas have a dearth of jobs. and no, i don't mean jobs retraining programs are the answer, or telling truckers to learn php or something

They should tell people they'll bring the coal jobs back.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Everyone should have a gun but there should only be one bullet and you have to solve a bunch of riddles to get at it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
You should appreciate being sent goatse. It's basically a gift.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hate Tucker Carlson and I support crimes.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Guys just accept that "being Tucker Carlson" is a protected class now. You can tell he didn't choose to be Tucker Carlson because nobody would choose to be Tucker Carlson.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
It is ok to break down the stall door while Tucker Carlson is in there and stare at him because he's a nervous pooer.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

enraged_camel posted:

Oh poo poo, looks like Twitter just removed the Like button!

But Michael Kupperman liked my tweet about gators today!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Bernie isn't racist it's just sometimes he says racist things.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Krysten Sinema just pulled into the lead during the final tabulations in Arizona.

Still could switch back, but Arizona might not be lost.

https://results.arizona.vote/#/featured/4/0



All green party voters should be pushed into a bog.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

GoluboiOgon posted:

this picture is from 2014, obama's dhs secretary is being given a tour of a child camp.



Hmm yes. And you say Obama removed children from their parents at the border? Shameful that it is 100% the same.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Why don't people care enough about the issues I care about?!" seems to be a pretty common thing but saying people aren't protesting enough when literally a fifth of the country has been involved in a protest since 2016 is weird.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Pennsylvania already had an orange wave in 2016.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Every Marine is required to pledge an oath to Reagan before being allowed to shoot a big cool gun.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Democrats are the guys who throw away their gun to get into a fair fistfight before being surprised that the bad guy had a gun hidden in their butt the whole time.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't believe Hillary coordinated a bloodless coup inside the DNC and now rules with an iron fist.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

OB_Juan posted:

I'm going to be so hype if Rick Scott loses his seat, more if he hype runs into legal troubles over election tampering, and amazingly hype if he actually faces a legal consequence.

It's amazing that my hatred of Rick Scott and Scott Walker was changed to Rick Scott and Brian Kemp all in a matter of a few days.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Koalas Massacre posted:

C/ping from the fragility thread because it's UsPol as gently caress

The dude up front is definitely racist but drat if he didn't get me with the circle. Now he gets to punch me in the arm.



And the stock market was so stable in the weeks leading up to the election!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Why present your ideas to people who will listen and possibly accept them. Instead you should yell at people who ignore you.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

No Safe Word posted:

e: what the gently caress is a "Competitionist"

I mean, what's a competition but a race?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I love that Trump legit believed there was a red wave because he surrounds himself with people who will only tell him good news.

I want a video of him watching the results on Tuesday night.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Trump's written answers will be crayon drawings of clocks.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

The other side of the wall looks like a fuckin' party.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Otteration posted:

What would you like to hear from these few billionaires? Let me put a focus group together. Pots? Chickens? Whatever you want. You'll be in charge. I swear. (BTW, it's the lumbar lobby that's actually hurting your children).

Yeah but I still back them.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Otteration posted:

I guess it was the billionaires bit. Sent a chill up my spine.

Tax edit:



Don't worry, you still got my support.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Skippy McPants posted:

Heh, do we even have any Democrats tall enough to pull off The Lean?

Finally, de Blasio's time to shine!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I want to be this guy but at an AOC rally.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRa2sFQ3d3k

Not pictured, packed stores with everyone buying up all the milk and bread.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't believe Diane Feinstein has had Superman powers this whole time and only uses them to burn down houses for a train.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Saint Celestine posted:

I would pee my pants laughing if the GOP manages to lose a senate election in Mississippi of all places.

They lost in Alabama by running a pedophile. So in Mississippi they decided to run someone on a pro-lynching platform.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
My savings and my retirement in my late 20s consisted of me hoping I died early.

Now that I'm in my 90s I regret that.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Ague Proof posted:

Cops are Trumplovers, like the ones who went in to arrest Stormy Daniels under a false pretext.

https://twitter.com/TraderOfFutures/status/1064561295968616451
https://twitter.com/TraderOfFutures/status/1064610505837473792

I love the person in the replies who says "BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME" and when pushed for an example from the left replies "I can't think of one but I know they do it".

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm looking back and it appears the angry Leftists also weren't a fan of Reagan.

REAGAN!

Can you believe that?!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

This is just unfair. I don't like guns and my dick is very gnarled.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

skylined! posted:

https://twitter.com/politicohen_/status/1067118366656217089?s=21

If you were a hot dog, would ya mustard gas yourself? I know I would.

BREAKING: GEORGE PAPADOPOLOUS DIES OF RUPTURED BLADDER BECAUSE HE WAS TOO SCARED TO PEE IN FRONT OF OTHER INMATES

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

AlBorlantern Corps posted:


That's why I nominate black Al Gore who unlike Al Gore doesn't sexually harass masseuses

Isn't this Black Bolt's real name?

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