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Homer Vajayjay Simpson
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# ¿ May 26, 2021 12:29 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 18:28 |
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Make sure you only use speakers that have a flared base.
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 02:52 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Wait, are you implying that those things aren't penises? I really need to read more about biology. Elephantitasis.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 07:03 |
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How about crossing these mountains, Hannibal?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 11:34 |
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Nice nuke norks
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2021 13:54 |
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Coral sex is all fun and games until someone blows their load and your ring starts burning.
monolithburger has a new favorite as of 10:51 on Jun 14, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 14, 2021 10:48 |
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Wouldn't you know it, it's headed straight for Fish Creek.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 09:20 |
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show bombs and phosgene pls???
monolithburger has a new favorite as of 10:46 on Jun 16, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 08:05 |
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From the OSHA thread (wait for it)Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/w7tVJcs.gifv
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 04:48 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Uh, owl. You're gonna want to turn on your monitor
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2021 22:15 |
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That feeling when you're trying to jerk someone off, but you can't because you lack depth perception.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 04:11 |
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Phthisis posted:i cant believe its not bussy
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 07:33 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:
If your dong is more than 700 Scoville units, get tested.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 07:48 |
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If you think this is exciting, wait 'til you see what I'm tossing up for dessert
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 03:45 |
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Ah, I'm glad to see that wristies behind the bike sheds are still a thing.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 11:02 |
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Memento posted:
only accepts high cocktane fuel
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 00:43 |
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I love getting a handy from the spirit realm.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 08:40 |
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Frances Ha sequel is taking a strange new direction.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 02:28 |
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Zil posted:I wonder if men have a hard time finding that statue... I bet this photo is an optical illusion, 'cos it's always lower than you think.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2021 07:29 |
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:
The new Jeffrey Dahmer Signature Fleshlight is lookin' pretty high-tech!
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 07:08 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:1970s food was A Thing Aspic? More like Aspdic, am I right?
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 09:06 |
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Rust Martialis posted:Larks Tongues In Aspdic
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 19:38 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/NuggThuggLife/status/1445479695651278857?t=knre6mLVHnnAkuP-uOIXvQ&s=19 Start the reactor. Free Mars
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2021 09:14 |
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Like an anglerfish, but for butt stuff.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2021 10:37 |
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Pee is stored in the falls
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 07:15 |
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axolotl farmer posted:Don’t know the species, but it’s in the stinkhorn family, Phallaceae. One of the species has maybe the best scientific name: Phallus impudicus, the shameless penis. They're especially fascinating given their horngus is complete devoid of any sort of scrungle whatsoever.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 20:34 |
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He makes love like a footballer; he dribbles before he shoots
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 12:34 |
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 23:19 |
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They'll be pros before they know it monolithburger has a new favorite as of 05:49 on Nov 4, 2021 |
# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 03:08 |
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Big ol' bowssy
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 12:07 |
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Imagine if the last thing Queen Elizabeth sees before she dies is a dummy thicc Corgi
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2021 12:02 |
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You know a dry spell has lasted far too long when something like this starts looking appealing.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 12:32 |
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 08:34 |
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Splicer posted:Dick the halls Dick, the balls.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 18:55 |
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Dick Heil
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 05:31 |
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Cable Guy posted:Posted in A St.Kilda, Melbourne community face-book page... Luna Park hits differently after seeing that Scenic Snags, indeed.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2021 11:57 |
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 01:59 |
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Type I for sure
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 10:31 |
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Imagine being the poor sap who always gets the couchie on the end.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 08:25 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 22:13 |