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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Homer Vajayjay Simpson :dudsmile:

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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011


Make sure you only use speakers that have a flared base.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Wait, are you implying that those things aren't penises? I really need to read more about biology.

Side note, elephants have huge boobs and I don't know how I feel about this.



Elephantitasis.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
How about crossing these mountains, Hannibal?

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Nice nuke norks

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Coral sex is all fun and games until someone blows their load and your ring starts burning.

monolithburger has a new favorite as of 10:51 on Jun 14, 2021

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Wouldn't you know it, it's headed straight for Fish Creek.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
show bombs and phosgene pls???

monolithburger has a new favorite as of 10:46 on Jun 16, 2021

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
From the OSHA thread (wait for it)

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

Uh, owl. You're gonna want to turn on your monitor

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

That feeling when you're trying to jerk someone off, but you can't because you lack depth perception.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Phthisis posted:

i cant believe its not bussy

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:


Love Garden indeed :heysexy:

If your dong is more than 700 Scoville units, get tested.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

If you think this is exciting, wait 'til you see what I'm tossing up for dessert :wink:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Ah, I'm glad to see that wristies behind the bike sheds are still a thing.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Memento posted:



Land Rover fuel pump control module

only accepts high cocktane fuel

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
I love getting a handy from the spirit realm.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Frances Ha sequel is taking a strange new direction.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Zil posted:

I wonder if men have a hard time finding that statue...


I bet this photo is an optical illusion, 'cos it's always lower than you think.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

The new Jeffrey Dahmer Signature Fleshlight is lookin' pretty high-tech!

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:

1970s food was A Thing

Aspic? More like Aspdic, am I right?

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Rust Martialis posted:

Larks Tongues In Aspdic

:drat:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Start the reactor. Free Mars

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Like an anglerfish, but for butt stuff.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Pee is stored in the falls

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

axolotl farmer posted:

Don’t know the species, but it’s in the stinkhorn family, Phallaceae. One of the species has maybe the best scientific name: Phallus impudicus, the shameless penis.

They're especially fascinating given their horngus is complete devoid of any sort of scrungle whatsoever.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

He makes love like a footballer; he dribbles before he shoots

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

They'll be pros before they know it

monolithburger has a new favorite as of 05:49 on Nov 4, 2021

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Big ol' bowssy

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Imagine if the last thing Queen Elizabeth sees before she dies is a dummy thicc Corgi

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

You know a dry spell has lasted far too long when something like this starts looking appealing.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Splicer posted:

Dick the halls

Dick, the balls.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Dick Heil

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Cable Guy posted:

Posted in A St.Kilda, Melbourne community face-book page...



:stare:

Luna Park hits differently after seeing that



Scenic Snags, indeed.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Type I for sure :australia: :boonie:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Imagine being the poor sap who always gets the couchie on the end.

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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

:dudsmile:

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