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Midjack posted:do you suppose anyone visits? not more than once anyway
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DoctorTristan posted:all I wanted for Christmas was number below 3k have you ever said bcash? if so then bitcoin jesus will cast you into hell
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Boxturret posted:hey it wasn't a "hack" this time and now the coins are moving, clearly the work of a ghost
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Boxturret posted:so the world economy collapses and all money turns to ash...how do people get bitcoin? this is the thing i don't understand, it isn't like you have the holders then all the other bitcoins are just floating in the aether waiting to get picked up, all bitcoins belong to someone. in this scenario who in their right mind would accept a bucket of money dust for precious precious bitcoins. they seem to talk as if the economy will completely collapse and nobody will have a job, since all their fantasies have nocoiners able to do nothing but worship at the feet of hodlers in the hope of getting some scraps i guess if you're a former bankster with a billion now-worthless fiat dollars, and you find someone in the rubble with a satellite phone to connect to the bitcoin satellites, you can trade your dollars for use as fuel in exchange for a satoshi or two
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Feb 4, 2019 08:37
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Boxturret posted:if everyone is dead and the world is on fire what is the use of bitcoin hodl. cockroaches massively outnumber humans, and once they start adopting bitcoin, it'll go way past the moon
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Boxturret posted:all the smartphones melted and the cockroaches hands are too tiny to do smoke signals properly like all alleged problems with bitcoin, the lightning network will solve it. no, don't ask me how.
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Soricidus posted:it's a very strange scenario they're envisaging, where society and government completely collapse overnight and everyone reacts by adopting the nap so the bitcoiners can safely lord it over starving men with guns who have nothing left to lose They pulled me out the door, it was up three floors, and basically drug me down the stairs on my back. It hurt really bad and I remember yelling "you're breaking the NAP" and things like that. "Stop initiating force against me." Then they kicked me around on the ground in the hallway, before they took my camera and threw me outside. I was crying and stuff, I just sat there. I was in shock because it was so sudden. Looking back there were warning signs though.
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Feb 9, 2019 22:02
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the other problem with lending bitcoin is that since it's a pure speculative asset rather than a proper currency the price isn't remotely stable. if i want to borrow 10btc for a year and actually spend it rather than hodl, if there's a new bubble i'm screwed because my repayments are now gigantic (in reality i'll just default). on the other hand, if there's a crash the bank is screwed because they basically handed me a bunch of free money. so neither side would actually want to risk doing the loan.
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Feb 16, 2019 21:27
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Boxturret posted:remember that time there was a few hours in between blocks? a few hours is not "a single second" so bitcoin has never had a single second of downtime
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Apr 4, 2019 08:33
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Boxturret posted:but his company was crushed by the cruel bitlicence if he threw out his law books when the company was crushed, a new dumpster lawyer can rise again from the trash
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Apr 17, 2019 09:11
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i'd say "bcash" then slip past while the guards fight each other about the true name of satoshi's holy coin
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Apr 24, 2019 07:52
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Amethyst posted:I have a coiner harrassing me about BAT. the "get paid to watch adverts" scheme was done in the first dotcom bubble (except without the cryptomarbles). turns out that "people willing to run a script to fake clicks on 20 copies of their web browser to collect penny shavings" isn't a hot demographic that advertisers will pay big money for access to
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Apr 26, 2019 05:56
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"the money isn't lost, the thieves still have it"
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Apr 26, 2019 08:56
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Boxturret posted:remember exchanges weren't in the white paper, they're just a strange temporary thing that won't exist post hypercoinization after hypercoinization has turned our bodies into bitcoins, exchanges will be the equivalent of cities
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Apr 28, 2019 07:00
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Erenthal posted:this is so stupid and roundabout that it makes my head hurt someone actually got past making the wiki for this, it exists and it's called purse.io what's missing from that guy's writeup is that sally stole the credit card from alice and wants to cash out
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Apr 30, 2019 08:05
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and then even though you can tell they just want you to die of a heart attack so they can politely leave, you keep telling them about bitcoin for the second half of the conversation
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May 16, 2019 07:46
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Soricidus posted:what if someone were to say buttcoin in a crowded public place, or indeed at all If it was possible, someone would already have said buttcoin by now
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May 28, 2019 21:12
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Krinkle posted:is that a jack chick tract yes, god now runs a swiss bank
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May 30, 2019 07:04
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a new challenger approaches New Evidence Suggests Satoshi Nakamoto Is Paul Solotshi, The Creator of Encryption Software E4M and TrueCrypt probably bollocks, and double bollocks because he has links to nakamoto dundee
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Jun 6, 2019 15:24
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https://twitter.com/patio11/status/1140857719441612800 i'm not sure exactly what's going on here but when it pops it's probably going to be spectacular
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Jun 18, 2019 08:07
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much like how plants resist cancer by not having a circulatory system, bitcoin resists the problems of captalism by not being used for useful transactions
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Jun 30, 2019 06:41
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ben carson's theory was that the pyramids were built to store grain. a theory so dumb even donald trump was able to tear it to shreds
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Pharohman777 posted:https://twitter.com/bitstein/status/1151586640307064833 you don't need to read divabot's blog to pick that up, it's a term used to refer to any cryptocurrency other than the real one, bitcoiin ultra dorians vision
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Jul 18, 2019 08:09
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Boxturret posted:the primary benefit of accepting bitcoin is that you no longer have to deal with bitcoiners yelling at you to accept bitcoin  someone on reddit ages ago accepted bitcoin on his online store and he still got yelled at to accept bitcoin (obviously none of those people actually bought anything when he pointed out he already did)
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typing is pe, crawling is engineering
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Aug 5, 2019 08:20
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storing medical data on the public apachechain
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Aug 7, 2019 20:27
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Shame Boy posted:lmao yeah that's the part that stuck out to me too i do think a lot of the "your car will mine carcoin to pay pedestrians to get out of your way and your fridge will mine fridgecoin to trick your washing machine into a ponzi scheme" futurism nonsense is driven by people who pretty much jack off to currency exchanges and assume that everyone else does too
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Aug 9, 2019 21:37
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heat isn't wasted if you can use it to dry out strawberries
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Aug 11, 2019 15:35
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"i should have bought more" i think as i take the last sheet of toilet paper off the roll
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Aug 11, 2019 20:59
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iirc when hans reiser was on trial for murder he decided to direct-examine himself since he'd obviously do better than his laywer who was an idiot who couldn't even write a filesystem
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Aug 13, 2019 06:53
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after hyperbitcoinization i won't have to buy bitcoin because my body will have turned into bitcoins
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Aug 15, 2019 21:04
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Boxturret posted:i didn't "shoot" the guy i just triggered an exothermic reaction! what, the _____ want to outlaw basic chemistry now? yes, basic chemistry is now illegal. men with exothermic reactions will come and put you in a cage
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Aug 31, 2019 09:05
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why have good and services when you can have bitcoins?
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Sep 6, 2019 19:40
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hurricane dorian nakamoto
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Sep 6, 2019 21:33
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Yeah the idea was around for ages waiting for e-ink and/good batteries to be invented
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...! posted:diydude2 4 points 2 days ago bitcoin will never go under $10k again, starting now
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