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loving  If you have any free time for some reason, Borgnine's autobiography is really good, very warm and heartfelt. Really, really hilarious too.
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zakharov posted:https://twitter.com/manymanyplies/status/1256146505636904961 Oh no, we must help the garden eels. 
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May 1, 2020 17:14
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https://twitter.com/chel_c_cam/status/1256286701607161862 Click through for thread.
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Memento posted:https://twitter.com/JeremyKonyndyk/status/1261131371189342208 Someone misquoted the Caddyshack line as a reply 
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Is that Spread Eagle MI? One of my friends talks about the time he got dragged to a nightmarish strip club there. Hey now buddy, that's a town in Wisconsin, not Michigan. Oh jeez eh doncha know and all that.
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Dick Trauma posted:https://twitter.com/KA_Marketplace/status/1265332166592004101 Please also post if she shares that butterscotch raspberry pudding. I can't imagine a more English-sounding dessert.
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May 27, 2020 13:26
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How nice that the body already comes with its own sheet.
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How, do, you, value, your, what you contribute, of, to, at the work force? Second part: which, do you most, can't, the least?
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Alan Smithee posted:arent the gwar guys chuds The original group was a bunch of art students who went to and played at punk shows in the hardcore punk scene in Richmond back in the 80s. Not a chud pedigree.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:This one is just plain nice. Thread, obviously. So sad to hear about Reiner, he and Brooks have been hanging out every day together for like, the past 20-30 years. I bet there's going to be one hell of a eulogy. Definitely a proclick.
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graventy posted:https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1283491753455222784 Little Caeser's for Michigan is 100% true. There was a LC's back home that would literally have at-minimum an assault every month, if not some sort of stabbing on the reg too.
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For you, the day baby witches hexed your moon was the most important day of your life. But for them, it was Sunday.
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Cocaine Bear posted:Dude, Monday. The original tweet was posted on the 19th.
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EL BROMANCE posted:It’s similar to the McGurk effect tho, which is pretty cool I was so disappointed when that link wasn't a Home Movies joke of some kind.
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Tiggum posted:These are all completely incomprehensible to me. I tried googling some of them and got nothing. Do you know what kind of wood doesn't float?
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The Little Death posted:Ahh Jesus Christ is this a real ad? The narration is from High Fidelity, when the main character is talking about the strange little things he misses after being dumped by his girlfriend. It doesn't sound like John Cusack, so I'm assuming it's from the TV series. OwlFancier posted:The bit that gets me is the molle stripping on the baby carrier, so you can attach things to your baby. Hey, a flashlight and a scope on a baby is really helpful when you're trying to find where you parked your car at the CostCo.
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Mak0rz posted:https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325956795785883648 These are great! What is the top one in this series though? It's the only one I can't figure out, and I don't see the reveal for them.
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sephiRoth IRA posted:Just needs Paul F Tompkins in the back yelling "what the gently caress" at the twist Please tell me there is somewhere that this happens all the time, like a show or podcast. I need more Paul F. Tompkins yelling in my life.
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Side note, but Rodney Dangerfield's autobiography is a really good read. It's told in a series of vignettes and has so many great stories in it.
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Apparently Pat Sajak as a Twitter account and he has a killer dad joke game. https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/1485675366605893640?s=20 https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/1481392340627509252?s=20 https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/1481343270588456962?s=20
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ultrafilter posted:He's also a major Trump supporter and I believe an antivaxxer.  Goddammit.
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https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1491029682955104259 And a follow-up screen recording showing some replies: https://twitter.com/oliver_lake/status/1491064853557280771?s=20&t=IFyGxggEPZMT86MBq86Ymw
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https://twitter.com/RamonVillalobos/status/1518589899661660162 https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1515901776678952962?s=20&t=bucsEcTxlTTZJf3Qu8vk3Q
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I found a good explanation over at Buzzfeed. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/you-can-use-multiple-slurp-juices-on-an-ape quote:You Can Use Multiple Slurp Juices On An Ape
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Dr. Lunchables posted:Everyone really needs to re-calibrate what “cute” is. We’re this close to calling Musk Rats cute. An awful take, truly terrible. https://twitter.com/Choplogik/status/1527181330995261441?s=20&t=UW8UNmYxzYADqlgGjz7oTw
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Lady Disdain posted:I'm not up to date with this thread, so I hope this's not been posted already. The APOPO rats are great! The rescue rats are new, but they also have rats trained to detect landmines (their original purpose) and also tuberculosis. Definitely follow them on social media because you get cute pics and videos of rats being helpful friends. It's a charity we've been donating to for years, because they do awesome work, and also you can specifically buy banana treats for them.  Actual content: https://twitter.com/carterhambley/status/1530591372742299650?s=20&t=lnhnhtpkek_gfnpVYW9xow E: Someone fixes the scare floor from Monsters Inc.https://twitter.com/iris_of_ether/status/1530959066641551360?s=20&t=lnhnhtpkek_gfnpVYW9xow Skutter has a new favorite as of 19:04 on May 29, 2022 |
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https://twitter.com/klezmergord/status/1533479034201460738?s=20&t=i1VoLBLlv9sYrCqx7T9RrQ And in the replies: https://twitter.com/roulston_james/status/1533597393681268738?s=20&t=fKofBwCaYd94sWzkCBKK6Q
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Tim Whatley posted:https://twitter.com/m___net/status/1544558488839663616?s=21&t=lIioUcHV9WRiPL22MueH_A You just cannot get past the Canadian accent to take that seriously at all. It's impossible eh.
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