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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Proud Christian Mom posted:

What really fucks with people is getting paid a bonus but no withholding is taken out so come tax time they'ree miffed as why they now oww

I don't have those kinds of issues thankfully. My 2,000 Christmas bonus gets taxed the same as my regular wage on payout, so I'm just a wee bit bummed when I only get 1,000 :downs:

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Icon Of Sin posted:

HFAIL HYDRA!

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I'm a muscular (and fat) hairy bear, I don't need to have poo poo like that on my hard drive :smug:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Kawasaki Nun posted:

why the gently caress does everyone say apoplectic now adays? I keep loving seeing it and I never saw it before the aborted second season of true detective.

I did pretty much all the writing on every single group project while in the US, and while some folks were appreciative of the slam-dunk As I was gifting them or were surprised a non-anglophone unwashed socialist would have better command of their mother's tongue (:haw:) than them, I was more often engaged in arguments defending terms like "whilst", "conversely", or words that the professors specifically dropped during the semester in connection with concepts and topics you could easily tell (unless you're a buffoon) they wanted students to demonstrate their understanding about, like juxtaposition this or superimposition that.

My capstone project had one of those supremely dumb and white chicks that was offended by the notion that a foreign student would offer to proof-read their contributions, and insinuated that I was "being a smartass" by diplomatically telling them "totally" shouldn't be used as an adjective, "obviously" had no place in research papers, and "Segway" is a two-wheeled scooter, and neither a verb, nor the loving noun they were looking for.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Tryzzub posted:

H&K G11 or nothing

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

That Works posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.9f9ea5995d91

livestream there if you want to watch it. It's pretty nuts even by his standards. Sounds like some random drunk on the bus talking to themselves.

e: "The penalty is DEATH! That's one of the things I'm most excited about in my trade deal (with china)"

:laffo: I can't even.

He's completely off-prompter, it's pretty exquisite

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Rush Limbaugh has one of the biggest audiences IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD


:laffo:

I'd say "How does he still not understand how the lottery works", but there are countless other things to point out in this rant, good lord.

They're asking him to list policy experts supporting his course, and he's literally running down a laundry-list of FOX contributors and random idiots. How are reporters even following up with eloquent questions instead of going "Uh, Mr. President, what in the gently caress is that stupid poo poo you just said?"

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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North Korea had rocket ships flying over Japan :lol:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

EBB posted:

TSApre, only bring what fits in a backpack, always fly high. Having to travel frequently got this poo poo down for me.

You can't TSA pre-check as an unwashed foreigner :colbert:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Canadians are Americans, DUH

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Crossposting because of this extremely current event: My boss ran into Ivanka Trump while drinking

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

mlmp08 posted:

Discussion: having no facts and assuming someone is lying about an attack is lovely. Wait until such an allegation of false reporting is substantiated.

E: I’d probably have a flipped opinion if 95%+ of reported racially motivated attacks or DV or sexual assaults were false flags. But that’s not the world we live in.

I went back to see if I remembered how the initial incident was talked about in this thread, and I don't see any of this general systemic mistrust of victims of racial violence that you seem to be insinuating over the last few days happening.

The very first responses were people sarcastically pointing out that a broken law enforcement system with a deeply-rooted history of systemic racism would probably end up not finding a racial motivation behind the crime.
Even Chievache, the one you seem to be beefing with over this, condemned the perpetrators as "racists and homophobes" in the post where he pointed out that an attack that the victim itself reported as a random targeting of person of color seemed odd based on the fact that the perpetrators happened to casually have a noose ready to go.
The only other posts I can find that are even remotely close to the way you're portraying the reaction of the thread are ones indicating there had to be more to the story, possibly even this having been a premeditated attack by racists (that must have been stalking him or seeking him out in some way), but made to look "random" for odd reasons.

Then there are a couple of comments about not needing to immediately play devil's advocate, and the whole discussion basically ended after under two pages. I'm with you on the point where, a couple of days ago, unsubstantiated reports surfacing shouldn't be trusted until factual reports emerge, but I just don't see this picture you're painting of something really systemic being broken in the thread like it's full of MAGA idiots that immediately blame a victim of racial violence as a liar and would still double-down on that position even once an investigation supported their argument.

I mean, as somone else pointed out, it's a thread to discuss current events. Let's discuss current events. If a story seems odd, I don't see why it shouldn't be discussed. And the story wasn't declared as "odd" by some posters because they were somehow having trouble acknowledging that there's a rampant problem with racism in the US, I don't think anyone in this thread has trouble admitting that.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Someone post that interview of him about the incident, because I first saw it on the daily show yesterday, I think.

Dude was swinging for an Oscar

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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FAUXTON posted:

Hell they should give him the Oscar anyway, so he can provide a huge gently caress-you non-apology acceptance speech concluding with thanks that for the first time ever Dr. King's dream has been realized because he was judged not by the color of his skin but the content of his character.

I mean, the guy even got Trump to condemn the attack instead of throwing a hissy fit because the alleged attackers were Trump supporters. That might be the most incredible (and I do mean incredible literally) aspect of the story.

Yet another aspect making this story exquisitely :psyduck: is that they apparently staged the attack in a way that the spot of the incident was near a street camera that they knew wouldn't cover the attack, but would still allow Smollett to feed a lead for the police to follow that he knew would be a dead-end. But when the cops turn up surveillance footage of a different camera later that shows his accomplices, he confirms it's them instead of just going "oh poo poo, they were picked up on camera after all, better deny they're the attackers", which leads the cops to their home where they find the noose, bleach, masks and even the loving magazines from which the anonymous death threat letter one or two weeks earlier was cut out of. And both suspects are Empire extras, with one of them apparently being Smollett's personal trainer.

This entire story is just chock-full of poo poo that is so loving specific that you even have trouble believing the conclusion of the investigation, because who could loving script poo poo like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXLx5OY21Bk

I've got a feeling he won't be all that popular in the black or LGBTQ community for a bit, though what surprises me more is that right wingers don't look like they've dived all over this by what I've googled so far. The only MAGA idiot already all over this appears to be Steven Crowder.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Welp, there we are

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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EBB posted:

Just a brief off-cycle reminder that in about a month the UK is going to implode up its own rear end in a top hat.

The German customs agency has been basically one step away from flinging itself out the window since the Brexit vote in 2016, because the entire process since then has been

"Right, let's wait for the higher-ups telling us when to move and what to do, because I'm told the governments will figure out some form of follow-up trade deal that will be in place in a timely fashion"

"Okay, looks like the governments might actually not end up unfucking this, let's figure out what kind of time-frame we're looking at. What do you mean 'not sure', surely there's a fixed day this goes into effect? How do you mean, 'kinda'?"

"Okay, what happens when the day is upon us? No one really knows? Okay let's plan based on some worst case scenarios"

"Okay, turns out no one really had a worst case scenario laid out for contingency planning. I'm pretty sure the one certain thing is that we'll need more administrative manpower, let's adjust recruiting and hope the politicians come up with some answers and don't gently caress up our estimated time-frame or projections."

"Alright folks, the politicians hosed up everything and didn't provide us with any more answers. But it looks like there's some kind of mechanism in place to avoid the worst case hard cut. In any case, I think we need to increase recruiting a lot more."

"Hey, so it looks like the logistics at every point of entry, especially the ports, might not be able to handle even the best-case scenario under this vague mechanism we were told about, we need to hire more people."

"They did what? But...but why? *sobbing noises* Okay, just crank up the recruiting numbers even more. What do you mean 'recruiting efforts over the last year aren't yielding the numbers we were hoping for'? JUST HIRE MORE PEOPLE DAMNIT!"

"Uh, the best contingency plans we have for logistics are based on the time before logistics information systems were really part of the process and don't work at all with the projections we're looking at in terms of unloading / admitting freight in any mode of transport, KEEP loving HIRING!"

"IT'S GONNA BE A HARD-CUT AFTER ALL? OH GOD."

HIRE.

loving.

EVERYONE.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Feb 25, 2019

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Holy crap we are hosed.

Welp

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Fallom posted:

Aren't those almost precisely the words Trump used in response to North Korea

Looks like the world is following the advice of "get smart"

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Oxygenpoisoning posted:

Speaking of DPRK. What’s the over under on Trump ending the Korean War declaration and announcing (well tweeting) the removal of US troops from the peninsula for Kim pinky swearing he will get rid of nukes?

I'm with you, but I'm not sure this is how over/under works, mein Gühne.


I'm not even clicking this, gently caress this poo poo for loving ever

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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That legit looks like a 3d render or something

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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I mean, realtalk, if that is real, that's still pretty impressive as a DIY effort.

It's just that his bathtub is still a timebomb, and there are a lot of things in there that don't really belong in a bathroom, or environments with high humidity and such.

Taste is, well...individual

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Are people expecting Cohen's testimony to be some sort of game-changer or something?

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Fallom posted:

Yeah how come people are interested in evidence-backed testimony by his private fixer

No, I mean, I get how people are interested, but isn't he on the record on pretty much everything he has on the president?

I can barely recall the ridiculous number of sources that have basically confirmed "yup, he did the dirt" regarding Trump's campaign, why is Cohen talking to Congress live going to make a difference?

/edit:
Some dude is already throwing a fit because he didn't get the cheat-sheet for the poo poo Cohen is supposed to say

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Feb 27, 2019

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