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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Guess I bought this ATP simulator cockpit for loving nothing.

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Just finished Subnautica. I thought it was really cool overall, but jesus is it ever glitchy. The lava area also sucked rear end entirely but that's partly my fault for going down there without enough beacons and light sticks. I was disappointed with the Cyclops, too--I love everything about its style but it isn't actually useful at all, except as traveling storage. If Below Zero gets something similar I really hope it'll have a few more special tools.

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Feb 3, 2019

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Even without portals, a Pr0n Suit with the grapple arm and jump jet upgrade can get around crazy fast and its hull & power cells will last basically forever. You don't need any transport for it.

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Feb 3, 2019

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

The 7th Guest posted:

what's the next trend

realistic simulations of menial jobs

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

al-azad posted:

That ship sailed like 8 years ago. It even came back around with parody simulations then back into realistic satirical simulations. poo poo there's a horror game out about cleaning a haunted house and the best choice is to sweep the floor then gtfo.

in that case the next new hotness will be: microtransactions for every input and button press

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Spring Break My Heart posted:

What are some cool names for recent games. Something distinctive, yet cool sounding.

Ultimate Chicken Horse

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

PvZ but every plant and zombie is a horny anime

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Cowcaster posted:

reminds me of this


Guts died on the way to his home planet

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Help Im Alive posted:

bring back DK mode

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

haveblue posted:

*Stands up*

*motions for silence*

*clears throat*

Fartifact.

*sits down*

if I may...Fartifart

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Steamed Hams but it's a crushing reminder of the looming specter of death

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

what was the last good movie

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jay Rust posted:

Nintendo should start allowing sex into their games. Judging from Bowsette and that short-lived “Isabelle fucks” meme alone, the fans neeeeeed it bad

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Viewtiful Jew posted:

https://twitter.com/meowjesty/status/1095210757267034112

Xemnas continuing to cause mistaken identity issues.

guess he'll give birth by sleep

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

lol @ people who get mad about screenlooking when it's all on the same screen

I'll just deactivate that specific section of rods and cones for you

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I hate every video game

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jump Force Jumini

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Internet Kraken posted:

I like how in Astral Blade the boy has full clothing but the girl has random tactical shorts.

Good design!

they should've made her a sexy maid instead

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

cheetah7071 posted:

the horniness of that line was exaggerated in the original fan translation

you don't say

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Viewtiful Jew posted:

https://twitter.com/DisneylandToday/status/1095850116005670912

The pin has spoken. There is only one canon version of Aladdin the Video Game.

...Uh which version is this?

Nintenga Supersis, home of Supersonic Hedgio Brohog

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Happy Valentime's

What are some good videogame romances? There have to be at least a handful by now. I think Farah and the Prince had a pretty good thing going in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, even if the sequels shot it to hell.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

RBA Starblade posted:

He should have just married the ship

I ship it

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Phantasium posted:

He wasn't the only one to have this idea.



where is Bladest Man

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jay Rust posted:

Was the Ready Player One movie good

I'm going with "no"

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Verranicus posted:

I like anime titties.

mods?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

haveblue posted:

I wonder how many people look at that title and spend some time searching for the previous Obra Dinn game

A New Boat is kind of rough but Nichols Strikes Back is the pinnacle of the trilogy imho

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Help Im Alive posted:

Do you think they'll ever do a Persona with adults or are we stuck in Japanese high school forever

maybe they'll add stands to Yakuza

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Grapplejack posted:

An American college would be a great setting for a persona game imo.

Life is Strange 3: This Time There's Jojo Fights

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

it's good

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

bushisms.txt posted:

Lmao metro Exodus has the worst 9\11 reference

https://clips.twitch.tv/ViscousSlipperyNuggetsDancingBaby?tt_medium=clips_api&tt_content=url

And gamers are falling over themselves to say it's a respectful easter egg. But this poo poo is so stupid, it'd be like having a picture of cancer cells to remember your dead mom.

should play Yakety Sax when you click on it

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

pizza is bad

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


nobody really needs water

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Really Pants posted:

pizza is bad

chili is bad

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Samuringa posted:

I'd be 100% in for a Titanfall Tactics

Harrow posted:

Yeah Titanfall Tactics would be really cool. That's the kind of thing I'm hoping for actually.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Titanfall XCOM would own

https://store.steampowered.com/app/553540/Phantom_Brigade/

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

any new Metroid would just be another titty game

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Samus can only stop the Space Pirates' nefarious plan by dating the right pigeon

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

the traffic jam puzzle but it's F-Zero cars

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Advance Wars: Days of Wooin'

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

anyway horny Advance Wars is basically just Valkyria Chronicles so...I guess do that

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

C&C Red Alert had waifus from day one

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