NFL Offseason N/V: Browns plan to use Odell Beckham Jr. in their offense

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I feel sorry for both the Rams fans.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2019 04:29

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 00:12

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The sad thing is, holding the Pats to 13 points (prob. would�ve been 17 if they weren�t winning already) is pretty drat good and should win the game for your team, but the RamsO just didn�t show up, so...

# ¿ Feb 4, 2019 04:48

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

cpranger posted:

I don't know if this is part of a joke but people are reporting that only 4 people were at the airport to welcome the Rams back to Los Angeles.

More than I expected!

# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 14:48

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I want to know what the NFL is hiding, must be hilarious and/or severely hosed up.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2019 01:21

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I can't believe the NFL killed McNair and Spanos to cover up the truth.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2019 02:16

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Is it ethical to allow Nathan Peterman to think he's a NFL quarterback?

# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 21:15

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Tom Brady agrees with whatever the last person told him.

�Yeah, my friend Deathslayer told me to harvest the souls of orphans and sacrifice them to Satan, and I was skeptical at first but then we beat the Rams so I guess there�s something to it!�

# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 04:56

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The Raiders are going to give their long-time Oakland fans a farewell 5-11 season to remember.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 22:29

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I am dreaming that the Patriots decide to trade Brady for peanuts and will be rolling with Hackenberg for the entirety of the 2019 season.

They still win the AFC East.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2019 13:45

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Spoeank posted:

lol this makes zero sense

Kirk Cousins: Mother of Akiem Hicks and Khalil Mack

Does that make Mack a motherfucker?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 21:31

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The picture suggests the NFC North should come together to form a super team to defeat the Patriots and slay the Demon King Bill Belicheck once and for all.

Also it suggests Aaron Rodgers is loving Kirk Cousins.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 21:37

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I still can't loving believe the Bud Knight is dead.

Rip.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 22:13

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The Super Bowl should've been the Gruden Bowl.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 11:01

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I feel sorry for Keenum. Yeah, he wasn't great for the Broncos, but sending him to Washington is just cruel.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 23:59

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Still holding out hope he goes to the Express. Mettenberger needs weapons.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2019 00:34

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Now the Raiders can use their firsts to draft three punters and have a punting competition for the ages.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2019 13:36

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hey Gettlemam, how about Barkley for a first, a third, and Blaine Gabbert?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2019 02:37

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Cavauro posted:

Corey Coleman.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2019 02:40

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Does Gettleman harbor a secret grudge for the Giants and is plotting to destroy them from within?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 01:33

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Arkhams Razor posted:

https://twitter.com/mikeklis/status/1105950952438194181
Just win, baby.

Eli has won twice. Should�ve traded a first and third for him!

# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 01:39

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hack�s available now that he got benched in the AAF, why aren�t the Dolphins trying to sign him?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 20:17

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Can I complain about my uptrodden team?

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 12:02

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The only football team I root for is America.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 21:56

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

One time I misbehaved so bad my parents traded me to Washington for a sixth round pick.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2019 12:27

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Ghost Dog posted:

saint dorner save me from another cop analogy

Belicheck is the cop of the AFC East.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2019 18:50

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Manziel is in the AAF now.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 04:17

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The important part is since Mettenberger got injured we may have a quarterback battle between Johnny Manziel and Christian Hackenberg.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 04:32

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The Dolphins are going to rely on Fitz�s expertise and inside knowledge to find ways to successfully lose to the Jets and Bills.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 22:08

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I heard it was $50 million and access to Robert Kraft's RubMaps account.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 20:26

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Punters Win Championships

# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 20:55

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

It seems your playoff chances are decent-to-good if your team name starts with �Pat�. Maybe other teams should change their team names to raise their chances.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 21:01

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Chichevache posted:

Saquon makes it 2 out of 5 times.

Would've been 3 out of 5 if he still had OBJ to throw to him.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2019 21:24

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

69

# ¿ Mar 25, 2019 00:35

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I bet Rex and his wife have buttfumbled in the bedroom.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2019 23:41

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

King Hong Kong posted:

In essence, the AFC East is the second least competitive division in the league because it is utterly incapable of producing a second best team that can reach the playoffs.

The AFC East has had two playoff teams two of the past three years. As have the South and West...

Maybe the North is the true garbage division of the AFC. :thunk:

# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 22:25

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

evilweasel posted:

the fuckin bills snuck into the playoffs, i forgot about that

On second thought, the entire AFC is garbage.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 22:28

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So who will play the role as the White Savior in his biopic?

Obviously one of the Rooneys.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2019 22:54

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hopefully he takes some of the throwing load too.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 13:56

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I feel sorry for whichever quarterback Snyder�s about to ruin this year.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 20:09

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 00:12

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/kimjonessports/status/1121854105629200384?s=21

Imagine being scared of losing your starting role to Duke QB Daniel Jones.

I�m starting to really appreciate Gettleman as a GM!

# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 20:23

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