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I know there are a lot of Scooby-Doo food vendors out there nowadays, but when I need my Hanna-Barbera-licensed meat products, I choose the man with screaming eyes whose every word rings as false as the cheek line of his beard appears to be.
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Agent Escalus posted:Who needs comedians when you’ve got all those home renovators running around, eh? I mean, the funniest house on the entire internet DID come from here, so...
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Zefiel posted:His tantrums are eerily reminiscent of Chris-chan whenever he didn't win a Sonic contest lol This is actually what's started concerning me the most about Nathen. The desperation of lasagna box reuse only belies a total lack of creativity (or willingness to hire any idea-person-types to do that kind of thinking for him), and his incapability to come to healthy terms with his sexuality and furry fetish are unfortunately rather common online. However, a branding-obsessed, perma-online person tagging Pratt to publicly tell him he "fuked up" in taking a stupid voice acting gig is more concerning than his other behaviors have been. It doesn't give full-on Mark David Chapman vibes, but he certainly isn't heading towards healthier territory, mentally speaking. I would wager that his shift towards celibacy isn't going well for him if it weren't for the fact that he's just using that as branding and is most likely still trawling for folks to hop into a Garf suit for him. e: armchair psychologist snipe
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Nov 6, 2021 23:03
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pseudanonymous posted:It's extremely disappointing that we could come this far on a journey with Nathen Mazri, be exposed to his madness, his entergagement, and be asked a question like this. You'd find the question pertinent if you checked out his Tiktok account, which, when I first skimmed his content, appeared to be nothing but as described. It's surprisingly out-of-character, or more likely, just another guise he's attempting in his desperation for fame
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Nov 14, 2021 01:17
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Fame Douglas posted:Why is this thread nothing but page after page of weirdos harassing someone that used to operate a Garfield franchise restaurant? That's arabiolosis
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The Alchemist posted:Speaking of harassment, Ive been told that Mazri harasses arabic transpeople on tiktok all the time. Ive seen the videos, but since I dont speak arabic myself, I cant tell how offensive they are for real Yeah his tiktok output is a somewhat unique mess when it comes to his brand. I have a feeling quite a few of those videos will be scrubbed if he ever decides to pull out of his PR tailspin, although I very much doubt his narcissism would allow him to let anyone else take the mic from him, so who knows what it would take to get him to stop projecting such manic failson vibes and just run a company.
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Dec 4, 2021 23:07
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I'm not sure I actually want to know what Nathen does next
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Dec 24, 2021 07:32
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Killingyouguy! posted:We're still waiting for farewell part 2!! Yeah the thread has to stay open for the full series of farewell videos at the very least
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Dec 24, 2021 23:34
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Disco Pope posted:I imagine the license for off-putting, square-jawed Scottish cow-pie conisseuer and "The Dandy" mascot Desperate Dan is pretty cheap, and his DC Thompson stable mate Oor Wullie is already licensed to at least one fish and chip shop, so this could be a new chapter. is he desperate because he's required to finish the pie for some reason? not sure where the term applies to the dude
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Dec 27, 2021 01:32
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Elephant Ambush posted:I've only been reading this thread during 2021 but I can safely say that it's not an act. No way. He never breaks it and the people who have worked with and for him said he's always like that. He's just a narcissistic weirdo who thinks he's a branding genius and that branding is the only thing that matters for a business to succeed. Totally delusional capitalist failson. Agreed, I don't think Nathen would have done so many embarrassing things like tongue a Garfield stuffed animal if he was just a vanilla narcissist. Plenty of his other cringey content would definitely still have happened regardless - Ahmed and Howard is a perfect example of a classic vanity project - but while they're embarrassing, they're not as outright damaging to one's own image or a company's IP as compared to his lust for the orange cat. You can cook up plenty of bullshit about why a team-based project like that movie wound up being a stinker in the end, but there's nobody to blame except Nathen for his social media output, especially considering how he publicly goaded Chris Pratt on social media as well. Absolute bonkers move that someone with perspective would recognize as being potentially ruinous in his position. At this point, I'd have considered Viacom to be acting irrationally if they didn't cut him free. He's only gonna get worse until either he gets reined back in by his family and effectively silenced on social media, or he burns out hard enough that I don't wanna witness it. im saint germain fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Dec 27, 2021 |
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Frank Frank posted:Unused Garfieldeats containers are now "Pop art". Swell. I think he thinks if he filters the images enough so that Garfield looks slightly different (or faceless), he won't get in trouble for continuing to use the images. Of course, this only contributes to the appearance of declining mental health.
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Dec 28, 2021 21:58
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Now someone mash up Arabiolosis excerpts with The Jabberwocky
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Dec 29, 2021 23:10
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BigBadSteve posted:That's really nasty. gently caress him, I hope no one buys his lovely NFTs. Considering how he keeps telling people they'll cost less than a dollar, but they apparently have an actual cost of over a thousand dollars, I suspect ~0 people actually will buy them
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Dec 30, 2021 21:24
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lmao "we'll get around to it next time"
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Dec 30, 2021 21:35
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The best part? No classes on Mondays
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Frank Frank posted:Nathen is basically Job Bluth I was just wondering a couple hours ago whether or not Nathen's pivot into NFTs is a (sub)conscious attempt to see if he can finally get his father to purchase one of his products (or in the case of NFTs, "products") rather than just throw money at him directly to make him go away, which would of course objectively prove to himself that his father loves him. I wonder how much bullshitting about NFTs his dad is willing to listen to - unless they just have no contact whatsoever, I'd be willing to bet his dad could listen to him pitch technobabble at least a bit longer than when he talks about his lovely lasagna and Jim Davis.
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Dec 31, 2021 08:37
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pseudanonymous posted:Yeah, I guess I'll just re-watch the whole show in binge if you insist. Season 5 is the feeling person's season. Season 4 is the thinking person's season.
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init posted:He just uploaded another NFT an hour ago that's actually priced at $1: Lol he already admitted he got scammed on the creation of this "artwork" but he's still selling it
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Of course you wouldn't kiss him, Garfield. You're celibate
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I was just wondering how much closer to the poop I was willing to scooch. Not sure how much personal info is available to Nathen as the creator of the Discord server, otherwise I might be more willing to peek in there.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Lmao the Gold tier If you ever unsub, you have to give back the book AND the bookmark
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I think being locked in Nathen's consciousness is a big enough strike in the Con column to disqualify his originating sperm as "lucky"
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I pray that he gets enough of the attention he craves from his pathetic Discord that he never acquires another pet again. I also hope his guts fall out of his rear end and he passes away slowly and painfully, but that's probably more of a long shot.
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Whatever the reality of the situation is, it's led to the man using the explicit plea "don't leave me" in his (stolen) personal catchphrase. I'm not sure anyone but a licensed professional should hear the full details of what led to his current state.
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Alan Smithee posted:Nathfield tweet: “Out on the town having the entergagement of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, entergaging too. Thin Lasagna
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I wonder if he's shutting down the discord too. That would do him more good than shutting up on instagram
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Jan 15, 2022 22:27
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imagine Bob Newhart stuffing a cat in a box and mailing it to Abu Dhabi
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Jan 17, 2022 23:46
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Elephant Ambush posted:My favorite thing about the Thinking Species vs Feeling Species is that he frames it as a binary either/or thing Thank god Nathen left the internet before he found out about false dichotomies. I can't even imagine the drivel he'd self-publish then
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Jan 23, 2022 01:20
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The Alchemist posted:Does canada have some weird law that nurses have to tweet for their patients if they cant do it themselves? I come from a simple European country where that's not a custom. No, and if a nurse did do that for him as a courtesy, she wouldn't just introduce herself as "Michelle. The nurse." which is by far my favorite part of the message
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Hedenius posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1508700777686216705?s=21&t=PO8s4cECMkOTa4CcmU3Wgg I am losing it over that last line
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There really is a nonzero chance Nathen dies from falling off a roof while pretending to be a cat.
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A CRAB IRL posted:I'm absolutely convinced the dude is actually 38 or 39 years old. He's definitely in the midst of a Dan Nainan situation
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not reading the whole thread and missing out on quality entergagement? that's a fork jailin
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ba-ba-ba-ba-baaah, i'm purgin' the earth of boomers in a cleansing fire
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Mordja posted:So I looked up David Schwartz I'm pretty sure he's talking about an up-and-coming Toronto chef. someone check if he has any lasagna dishes on his menus
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Elephant Ambush posted:welp, we can definitely keep this thread open for at least another 5 years i have a feeling it'll go dark/get closed for months at a time once he starts getting arrested. that train to Chris-chanville's already left the station
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Back when NASA first sent this exact image up to space, I don't think there were articles about how "Oh my gosh, they're sending pictures of sinful nudity up into the heavens where Baby Jesus will see them!!" I'll take that bet
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