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Sleeveless posted:"What if inoffensive thing for children was actually spooky and mature" is the dumbest loving thing, sorry.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Goons in 2019: I’m thinking about buying the pizza haha I think the death of GoonCon heralded the end of profoundly terrible ideas put to video on the daily
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Hmm, Heathcliff food. Heathcliff... Food Heathcliffood *bags of money materialize in Dr. Quarex's hands* My billion-dollar idea at last Now I am off to reinvest it all in cannot-fail Marmadukeleles
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Nathen Mazri via Thots and Prayers posted:sitting on the big blue couch of suede with my dearest Nescafe ... I watched Entertainment Tonight, but I wondered if it was up-to-date https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfVfa_w7NsU&t=30s No wonder Garfield hit hard
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Amateur Saboteur posted:iirc the office is the most watched show in history next to friends neither of which i've seen a full season of, the latter even an episode. is this why i relate to no one IRL? is this why i spend every single day in agonizing desolation? this why i often fart in me own mouth? Yet here we are talking about Garfield
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Watch Viacom cancel Garfield Eats' license Or, perhaps even more amazingly, this ends up benefiting Mazri
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Pastry of the Year posted:Yes, this is Garfield these kids are speaking and no, they're not cats; they're Canadian. How have you hijacked my brain with this near-quote What is it IT IS MUZZY!!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME
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Aug 14, 2019 22:54
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Gonna get a Simon & Garfaccino tattoo
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Finally, this is going to all the right places
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That was definitely a delightful crossover; a true innovator in acronym technology
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Yeah that pizza looks good enough that I would also definitely buy precisely one so I could laugh about it forever in my mind Really, Mazri's only bad idea in this entire endeavor was starting this restaurant before teleportation technology is perfected.
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Uh-ee, spaghettis
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Garfield 18-In-One All-One or None has already been done with that faux Game Boy game I think Though I would probably purchase a line of Garfield-
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Think if they had used the GarfEats Dubai menu in Toronto it might have gone over better; I actually want to eat like five of the things on this page
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Just bumping the thread to admit my shame, I literally just accidentally said "nice to have something to entergage with" out loud when trying to praise the new VR gaming push Nathen, I pledge myself to you
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kumba posted:I'm not a real Mr, but I am a real sub. I am an actual sub. I am more embarrassed by understanding the source reference than by appreciating the text i liiive like a sub
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Duckman2008 posted:Because in the comics, Garfields favorite foods are Lasagna, Pizza and he drinks a lot of coffee. It is canon. How does this thread keep surprising me with fundamental truths about the universe?
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I know a woman who told me she would probably bang a guy who bought her an expert LEGO set. The best thing about that conversation was learning about the existence of expert LEGO sets. The worst thing was wondering why I was giving women things like flowers and chocolate like a sucker
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Mordja posted:You know, I'm kind of surprised Big Garfield is so unprotective of its brand. Like, apart from the folly of opening the restaurant itself, there's also the fact that none of the Garfeats social media posts read like they're at all "true to the character" and of course there's the fact that Nathen is publicly going insane(er).
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I want it done, and I want it done right Mneoww!
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pseudanonymous posted:Also, what is his obsession with terrible portmanteaus?
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I did not know anything could make me hate Nathen Mazri. He really is an innovator
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I watched it. I mostly felt proud and vindicated that he turned on Nathen at the same time I did! It was not really even mean. Just accurate. This thread has been way meaner. Might be he decided playing the Cameo he ordered from Nathen was a bad move?
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He showed Nathen's YouTube? video talking about the coverup and how Bill Gates probably created COVID-19 because Microsoft is benefitting so strongly from this (the author pointing out Bill Gates does not in fact work at Microsoft though that is hardly the main reason Nathen should go to jail for this), covered how incredibly weird it is that Nathen, not Garfield, is the focal point of so much advertising, and questioned how this business of all businesses is expanding rather than collapsing right now. It ended with the aforementioned Cameo of Nathen explaining "Entergagement," which, wow, sounds even dumber when explained as how someone would choose to be entergaged with the GarfieldEATS APPPPP as a form of multitasking while working on a spreadsheet or something amazing like that. Edit: Oh yeah, he did also make fun of Nathen for hyping up how he is the world's youngest Garfield licensee and was like "28 is not that young, dude. Plus what, if you were 21, that would not be impressive, just strange" Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Apr 12, 2020 |
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Vital reading for CodfishCartographer also involving Peppa Pig https://www.insider.com/peppa-pig-garfield-support-black-out-tuesday-lives-matter-2020-6
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Why did I instantly think of Scarface when you changed Nathen's head to Garfield's? Garface
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Jul 26, 2020 01:18
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There actually is a Dagwood sub shop chain already. That was too obvious an idea not to act on decades ago I imagine. Not that I have ever seen one in real life or can possibly Goog to find out where they are
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I mean, as always, this is terrible, but it seems like he has finally come around to the most reasonable suggestion from this thread and is selling Garfield-branded lasagna as actually makes some modicum of sense
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Mordja posted:Nah, as I recall it all started as a pop-up restaurant in Dubai, long gone now. But I got the same sense of missing out when looking at the Dubai menu as I did when I got dragged to Domino's in England and discovered "Indonesian-spiced chicken skewers with hot chili dip" were just an ordinary food item, and thought about how that was singlehandedly better than anything on the entire U.S. Domino's menu
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I am sure someone else noticed this already but the juxtaposition of Nathen and Donald both being the same level of delusional and both having their cons come to an end in November 2020 is like a beautifully rhyming couplet
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Nov 14, 2020 00:17
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Mneowww!
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Eldercain posted:this makes it look like they will be serving dog shoulder as food Edit: It is, but the "oh well" makes no more sense in context, unsurprisingly Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Dec 3, 2020 |
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Agent Escalus posted:Why would they so long as the failures only affect Nathen? IP owners get $X just for saying yes to a licensee, and the only easier money than that is making $Y if the venture succeeds and they get a share of the profits in addition to the license fee. His anti-vax posts aside Nathen hasn't really done anything that actively or directly damaged Garfield as a brand. Kind of like how Hulk Hogan's brand value wasn't affected by the quick and total failure of his Pastamania restaurant. It was the secret sex tapes with his racist rants that torpedoed him. If Nathen just keeps doing the same old over and over, all that really means is that a bunch of media conglomerates will have made more money than they otherwise would have if he didn't bother with licensing at all. This is kind of like how the Ghostbusters reboot created a surge of Ghostbusters legacy sales from the triggered MRA snowflake crowd who were angry about the new movie, ensuring that it was a success even without being profitable on its own.
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Frank Frank posted:The best part is the MRA assholes ranted and raved about the whole “all female” angle when the correct play was to point out that the movie was objectively terrible on its own merits. Regardless, we can all agree a new Ghostbusters reboot starring Jim Davis characters would be fantastic
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Why is this 25 minutes long?
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I honestly think he assumes Scooby saying "yikes" is spelled "jikes." And of course now I cannot remember if Scooby actually says "yikes" though it seems right?
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