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Apocalypse?
This poll is closed.
conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Tulp

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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So this thread is an April fools day joke, right? No way anyone would really spend thousands of pages posting “trump!”

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Rump

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Umptray

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Wow, my president!

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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smarxist posted:

remember when we were worried that 2018 was some impossibly high pinnacle of surreal comedy and 2019 had to be downhill and then Trump started the new year with
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080088373451206656

I only remember sailor

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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reignofevil posted:

Uhh last time I unplugged the universe and plugged it back in we somehow accidentally lost all our save files from the Jeb presidency just fyi

Can we save splice so Jeb declares trump illegitimate?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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TRUMP
RUMP
UMP
MP
P

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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cargo cult posted:

gropey joe is going to stay relevant for like another seven months somehow and drag whats left of the party brand down with him

No I’m pretty sure those to the left of the party brand will remain untouched by the terrible touchers of Biden

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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snoo posted:

oh, I get it. this was all one long, elaborate april fools joke! trump can't possibly be the president

Consider the oflactory response

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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:ohdear:

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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jemand posted:

the poll approximates the choices you will have at the ballot box in 2020.

I’ll do a write in




















....for rotmp!

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Bert Roberge posted:

:lol: I am currently caught up in a feud between Jim Carrey and the Granddaughter of Mussolini because I made a photoshop of a joke that one of the original Mystery Science 3k people made.

Sick

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Trumps

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Tr

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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The best cheeseburgs require no ketchup y/n

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Poniard posted:

Kraft American singles and Velveeta are good picks

This is one of the worst things I have ever read

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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BBQ sauce should be exclusively kept to pulled pork

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Pooky posted:

Sure. ~30% will shuffle the middle 3 letters now.
pre:
𝘁ᴚ𝐦ᵁp
țʶỤᴍꝓ
𝕥ᴙ𝔘m𝔓
T𝑈ɱṝp
ᵗ𝙧Ữᶬ𝓅
𝓽R𝔲🇲𝕡
ƫṟ🄤Ɯᵱ
🆃ߎ𝓻ᵯ🅿
🅣ȓǜ𝗆ᵱ
ť𝚖Ʉ𝗥𝗣

This post is making chrome ask me if I want to translate from Vietnamese

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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ASenileAnimal posted:

i lmao at anyone who tells me i have to look at both side of the argument when one side is full of nazis that want to kill me

so much for the tolerant left

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Biden should give America some personal space

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Can someone who knows about senate stuff tell me why reducing debate time from 30 to 2 hours is a Big Deal?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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zegermans posted:

there's a massive backlog of 40 year old federalist cloning experiments that McConnell needs to get through and even with a majority, taking 30 hours per person might mean that some of them won't get through by 2020

Ah gotcha, wasn’t thinking in terms of mass numbers

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Lol

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Love this teen drama

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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gently caress you Roy Blunt

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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smarxist posted:

i'm gonna BONGHITZ my own imgur album and post some classics



This is a-

Never mind, carry on

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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SKULL.GIF posted:

we are solidified forms of slowed energy that through billions of years of selection attained the unlikely ability to conceive our own existence

and yet most of us, the majority of us, choose to go through the motions

you are aware. you are free. death awaits. only your existence, only your will remains to you. you live in a world. exercise your agency.

*fart* how’s that for some agency

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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crazy cloud posted:

there's no such thing as agency, even the buddha is subject to cause and effect, the only way to "exercise your agency" is to abandon your concepts of exercise and agency

And the shitposter was enlightened

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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A select line from the Trump Te Ching:

“The Trump that can be spoken is not the eternal Trump”

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Al! posted:

that koan is some powerful shitposting

China is and has always been the world’s top generator of powerful shitposts.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Squizzle posted:

imagine having 500 lifetimes guaranteed in a pro-rear end incarnation like a fox

Sorry, I only imagine having 500 lifetimes garaunteed in a pro-rear end incarnation like a sailor

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Tunk

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Mayor Dave posted:

my god we're going to automate shitposting

my god we're going to automate shitposting

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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How many trumps are in this picture?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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Lmao when is this from

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

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ex post facho posted:

man the trump presidential museum is gonna be fuckin stupid

They should put our threads in it

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