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Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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got caught lying to congress? lol

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Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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Nichael posted:

no big deal :lol:

Dick Milhous Rock!
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Karl Barks posted:

no you're melting down, i'm laughing

good evening mr greenwald

Dick Milhous Rock!
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Dick Milhous Rock!
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Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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what



the gently caress

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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Kurtofan posted:

you think he would gently caress on the gold? thats gross, and not fiat

i mean, he did request unsupervised time with his wife in the vault

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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triple sulk posted:

holy poo poo

unchecked corruption and capitalism destroy the environment and kill them all in the last episode of the series

Dinosaurs was great

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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beto sex cramp posted:

how is that even possible

boomers are bad

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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whose meltdown today

aside from my own

i'm a computer toucher now, i don't have time to refresh the thread

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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Waffle House posted:

Yesterday sucked but today's great.

but seriously why

did something almost matter today

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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i bet someone posted T RUMP todagh

Dick Milhous Rock!
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Waffle House posted:

Yeah except it's...not. lol

in a 5-4 vote with justice beer rapist writing the opinion ,

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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:hmmyes:

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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attempting to scale the case of russian coordination with the trump campaign as well as trump's obstruction of said path while trying to carry the boulder of denying it occurred is a sisphyean task

a good cartoon :thunk:

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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:gary:

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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campfire posted:

its last action hero actually but im not gonna argue about it

a true classic

if we get a bill and ted 3 we need a last action hero 2

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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crazy cloud posted:

the entire collusion investigation kabuki rigamarole is a smokescreen from the literally actually truly happened hacking of voter registrations and tampered vote totals in swing states and counties, an election which swung to trump and his pro-russian-edited RNC platform, on a few dozen thousand votes lmeago

lmbo remember how people fell over themselves in 2017 saying "I don't think the russians directly hacked the election" lmao lmbo

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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Duscat posted:

can the feds really make state govs sign ndas

why would state govs sign those ndas

also this would obviously have happened after the fact of already disclosing the information, otherwise the feds would have just not disclosed it

man how weird

it's like some giant criminal who routinely tries to intimidate people by trying to force them to sign NDAs to prevent them from disclosing his criminal activity somehow got highly placed in the federal government :thunk::thunk::thunk:

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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beto sex cramp posted:

are the nixon avs gonna fight

:nixon:

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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A Handed Missus posted:

i too remember when Chris Wray hid evidence on behalf of Chris Christie

:hmmyes:

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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:hmmyes:

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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crazy cloud posted:

first it was they didn't get into our systems

then it was they got in but they just got metadatga

then it was they got in and they accessed voter registrations but did not change anything

then it was they got in and it is not known whether they changed or deleted any registrations

and now it's 'the governor was briefed by the feds and is not allowed to disclose whether the vote tally was tampered with' aahahahahahahhahhaa stuff a tinfoil orb up my dick and call me alex jones because i'm 100% convinced of truths that the normies will never glimpse

lmao given the current make up of the feds and the florida state government this is pretty much tantamount to confirmation that it happened

can't even name where at the risk someone starts doing some more data crunching to figure out how badly it was

Dick Milhous Rock!
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Schmoe Cwead posted:

these loss edits are getting obscure




:thunk:

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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Spergin Morlock posted:

i like how the left eye keeps trying to drift up, like the algorithm cannot decide whether to go with trump shape or shucks shape

:shuckyes:

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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so was siljmonster just grumpy cat

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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The Alpha Centauri posted:

Singularity is probably a fever dream

the singularity is just a misplaced desire for something magical to save us for people too technocratic to believe in the rapture

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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new thought piece opinion article: millenials are killing babies

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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fermi estimation would be something like

so estimating that for every domestic violence crime discovered/publicized there are 9 that aren't, and that highly publicized cases account for something like 5% of known cases, you're looking at something like 10ish highly publicized cases a year, 200 or so total assuming most don't rate, so something like 2000 or so of these in the U.S.

assuming that the captives live for several years in captivity, I'm going to assume that long term denial of medical care in adverse conditions, that there are somewhere around 12000 or so people in this situation minimum in the U.S.

so you'd think it'd be 12000 out of 329 million, since that's the population of the U.S.? Except it's probably better to limit this to owner-occupied housing, which would be more like 79 million. Plugging that in means that, rounding slightly up, you're looking at 152 people in this situation for every 1 million houses out there.

assuming there's at least 1 house for every five people, with an average population density in the northwest of around 325 people a square mile, means that maybe (?) 65 houses per square mile

if you use the whole us, it's about 90ish people per square mile, so 18 houses

assuming about 15 miles a commute each way, and the average distance an american drives is probably short of 15,000 annually, so maybe 12000? The average commute takes up about 7,800 of that, so you're looking at about 4,200 miles of optional driving

halve that or so because of trips to grocery stores or common points or so, and it'd probably be fair-ish to say an american passes about 2000 or so miles of new roads annually multiply that by our assumed density and you get about 130,000 or so homes passed at a rate of 152/1,000,000 you're looking at about 21ish people locked in the basement that the average american passes annually if you live in the metroplex northeast area and about 6 just generally tooling around the U.S.

annually

keep in mind, this is just the creepy stranger weirdo cases, so if you live in a higher-population density/higher housing density area or include things like slavery or domestic violence situations

ENJOY

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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i don't know why i bothered to do that

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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campfire posted:

so in other words i've bought cigarettes behind a serial killer in line at a gas stations approximately 17.4 times

depends on how often you buy cigarettes

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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oh right and because home ownership vastly favors boomers as a demographic it means the vast majority of these captors are probably boomers, another reason to bring out gee yo teens

Dick Milhous Rock!
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campfire posted:

i hope part of the pardoning ceremony involves shooting an iraqi child in the face on stage and christening the blessed Troops with their blood

"we tried him as an adult for being an enemy combatant when he was twelve, our military tribunal sentenced him to death based on evidence we won't reveal, and there's nothing that says that the president can't carry out a federal death sentence personally provided that he uses one of the accepted methods which *checks notes* the federal appeals court we've staffed entirely with chudges agrees 'firing squad' is one of those"

nancy pelosi: "well, it disturbs me that the president would so debase the office, but there's nothing illegal with what's he's done so let's just try to vote him out in 2020! please donate #resist"

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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etalian posted:

What is America?

apparently a place where we drive by about six people locked by rapists in their basements each year but don't really think about it

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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the basketball/GOT commentary occurring simultaneously and overlapping is lol

Dick Milhous Rock!
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Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

It's like the only good comedy of the 2000's

tropic thunder exists

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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Joementum posted:

starting to think that the trump administration doesn't negotiate in good faith :thunk:

:thunk:

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Aug 9, 1974

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Yeah alright gently caress it
The House will begin an impeachment inquiry of Donald Trump by June 30th, 2019 :toxx:

lol good luck with that with Pelosi and succdems in charge

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Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Just watched the Rose Garden video. Trump is so extremely not mad he's taking his ball and going home unless it involves funding. :hellyeah:

In Trump-related news, I'm currently filling out a nine page questionnaire describing all of my personal information for the past 7 years because I've been offered a job at the GEO prison for a whopping $17 an hour with my masters degree and 15 years of teaching experience. The last time I worked there they paid me thousands more. I'm 5 pages in and I really don't want to accept the job. I don't want to be part of trump's machine to throw people in prison who have no reason to be there.

And if they actually hire me I'm done smoking weed in a state where it's legal to smoke.

go be a computer toucher for a non-profit that's not trump adjacent

Dick Milhous Rock! has issued a correction as of 21:03 on May 22, 2019

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