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Lawman 0 posted:YES: Your Emperor Sucks YESPOS: Your Emperor'S A Piece of poo poo
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 04:43 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 08:27 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Since the man got named in the OP, time for my favorite Diogenes anecdote. Among his many other admirable traits, he would from time to time stand outside brothels and scream at the top of his lungs, "a beautiful whore is like poisoned fruit!" at patrons as they entered. Annoyed by this, and presumably his smell as well, said patrons would fling small coins at Diogenes to shut him up. Once he'd scrounged up enough money, he would of course go into the brothel himself. God drat Diogenes was such a shitbird.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 04:53 |
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twoday posted:
Hey dude, from where is that graphic? I'd like to fix two typos in it and then put it on a T-shirt.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 14:37 |
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Real hurthling! posted:the word barbarians, from greek barbaroi, is literally exactly the same kind of insult as if we called chinese people "ching chong" today. I don't know why but this struck me as very funny.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 16:58 |
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Anthropology is another field where this type of ascientific dogmatic thought dominates due to lovely presumptions and, frankly, racist-rear end motherfucking old white men from Ivy League schools. A buddy of mine did a master's in physical anthro that attempted to explain why a certain type of ceramic pot style arose in a group of people. At the time it was thought that it was a fad or a style that arose due to "unquantifiable cultural characteristics." Well, my friend and his mentor recreated these pots, which were used for cookware, and guess what? The newer pot, due to its physical characteristics, loving cooked food more efficiently thus reducing fuel needs. That's why it spread, it was a better tool! The biggest mistake modern window lickers make is that they think ancient man is dumb. Our ancestors were whip smart, in tune with nature, and knew how to observe the world around them because if they couldn't they loving died. So much of our modern existence removes us from this environment, it's little wonder that even our scholars can't fathom how a brown hunter-gatherer could make a raft; after all, I can't do that, and I'm a Harvard Man!
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 04:24 |
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Don't doxx me please
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 12:49 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Theban Wargay Mods, name change please!
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 02:28 |
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Real hurthling! posted:albania shares a indo european root with alps to mean mountainous THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SHARE A ROOT WITH THE ALPS
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 01:41 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:No, on purpose.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 01:04 |
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Goast posted:I was think more of mecca being hidden inside everyone's rear end but that works too It may be in your rear end, as that's a place where everyone comes.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 00:38 |
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Chucat posted:2) Prior to the Battle of Pydna, there was a lunar eclipse. The Macedonians proceed to freak the gently caress out and treat it like an ill omen. Meanwhile, the Roman commander tells all his soldiers beforehand "There's gonna be an eclipse, so don't panic, it'll last like 30 minutes" and all the soldiers think he's a loving badass. (You might want to take this one with a grain of salt though). Lol I like this one, got a source for it?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 23:05 |
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Chucat posted:Yeah Livy has it. Wow, that implies that the dude had some sort of (at least partial) model of a heliocentric solar system. That's loving crazy!
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 00:35 |
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Agean90 posted:I remember hearing somewhere that Vlad the impaler mostly did the whole implaling thing on noblemen and that if you were just some peasant he actually rocked because he loving hated useless nobility so much that you got a fair say in trails and poo poo. That's awesome, do you have a source on that?
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2019 22:06 |
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twoday posted:shout out to all the forensics experts out there who are diligently working to create reconstructions of ancient people that don't look like they could possibly be accurate What in the gently caress?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 04:46 |
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Squalid posted:No, nobody's really certain of any of the bust reputed to represent Julius Caesar. That one with the weirdly shaped head is the most likely contemporary depiction but even that's disputed. I fought a dude in a trailer park that looked exactly like this.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2019 01:25 |
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twoday posted:I made this recipe for roman dill chicken once with rabbit when I found some cheap rabbit meat and it was great There's a recipe for Parthian chicken served with defructum out there on the internet that absolutely slaps. I highly recommend it.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 13:07 |
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Nebakenezzer posted:I politely demand you post this https://followinghadrian.com/2014/01/17/a-taste-of-ancient-rome-pullum-particum-parthian-chicken-and-parthian-chickpeas/
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 21:35 |
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fabergay egg posted:the central economic sphere of production and distribution in bronze age mesopotamia were the temple complexes. they made things, they employed people, and they sold things, and were the main economic entities that the majority of people would deal with. merchants would trade between cities and thus between temple economies, and the system of interlocking trade and tribute routes stretched across the entire mediterranean basin and at least as far as what is now iran. trade in copper (and tin), as ea-nasir and nanni are involved in, was essential to the whole economic system, which stayed pretty similar all the way up until it violently collapsed around 1200 bce. Thanks so much for this, as someone not well-versed in socioeconomic world history I struggle trying to explain to others how capitalism wasn't always around and other economic systems existed and bought/sold things without being capitalist. Re: the bolded parts, could you link some more info about this? I've never heard about this and would like to know more in order to dunk on libs.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 15:18 |
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fabergay egg posted:it's part of capital, vol 1, chapter 4. Ah thanks, I haven't made it past chapter 2 yet.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 13:15 |
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fabergay egg posted:it's part of capital, vol 1, chapter 4. Jesus Christ I just finished this chapter and Marx makes so much sense it's a bit disturbing. It's like having blinders taken off my eyes. Imagine if we as a society hid how electricity works, then someone just threw out "read theory loser, look up Coulomb" on a dead gay internet form and now you know that opposite charges attract and from that you get current flow. Absolutely criminal.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 14:36 |
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HookedOnChthonics posted:however hard it is for us to believe): alone among people known to einhard, charlemagne could read silently, in his head, without pronouncing the words as he went Wait wait wait. You're telling me that most people in these times who were literate read out loud like my seven year old does?
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 05:05 |
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Some Guy TT posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/curtainsdc/status/1374406667287158786 There's actually five by my count.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 02:51 |
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Tulip posted:If reading random broadsheets from the 18th century taught me anything it's that early America was basically a heavily armed frat house scaled up to the size of a country, so they'd probably just be pissed at the price of beer. Still is
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 12:24 |
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Some Guy TT posted:i have some horrifying news about caligula Missing the rest of gostse
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2021 22:38 |
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Drunkboxer posted:Yeah I thought people were just criticizing the specific risk map. And Risk is a great game because you can make your friends so pissed off at you, it owns I got roped into a LotR risk game where I just went berserker. The die were very friendly to me, and I just owned the whole table in like two hours, drunk off my rear end. It ruined a TON of grad school friendships.
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 23:10 |
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Holy gently caress this rules
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 01:31 |
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Drunkboxer posted:Rustius Barbarus sounds like a pain in the rear end. He does sound like a bit much. "HEY FUCKER WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE ME ABOUT ALL THAT BREAD I SENT YOUR WAY HUH?!??
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 21:31 |
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Real hurthling! posted:a scrappy dude named titus manlius "necklace guy" has your answer I love that a bunch of Roman agnomens (agnomenii?) are essentially the first century BC equivalent of Italian mob nicknames. "EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY get a load-a Mr. 'Wears A Torq Guy' we got here!"
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 00:28 |
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Two words: Atom Bomb
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2021 03:39 |
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Fish of hemp posted:How did slavery became a major economic model in Americas? Because as I understand it, direct slavery had "fell out of fashion" in Europe in favor of serfdom and guilds and church didn't find it very christian. So how did it happen again in the new world? Protestants.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2021 14:57 |
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gently caress this made me very angry
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 06:23 |
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Absolute nightmare fuel
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 16:38 |
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Wow Moscow got got real bad
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 01:54 |
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Slavvy posted:Resurrected 12th century Persian goes on a mission to fight cloned neanderthal cyborgs I'd watch the gently caress outta that.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 01:30 |
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Antonymous posted:I use 90% rubbing alcohol on a Brillo pad to remove every last drop of disgusting oil from my skin each night before tucking in Bro do you even deoleanate? 50:50 acetone:ethyl acetate mix applied by a power washer is the only way to degrease after a long day.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2023 04:02 |
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Agean90 posted:wow an engineer knows jack poo poo outside his specialty who could have seen this coming Yeah I can't believe that loving loser thinks that psychology is a worthwhile field of study.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 01:20 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Diogenes was the FYAD to Plato's D&D I don't think that's very fair to Diogenes and I think that gives too much credit to the cunts infesting D&D.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 14:47 |
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fabergay egg posted:mathematics is just applied schizophrenia
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 19:33 |
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indigi posted:doing research can be a pain in the rear end now, I can't even imagine digging through centuries of sources in multiple languages to figure out that 300 years ago they calculated that the solstice would be on June 22 this year Thing is, there just wasn't that much stuff to read 3000 years ago compared to now.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2023 04:13 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 08:27 |
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Tulip posted:New entry in "making up a guy to get mad at:" Hey leave the Federalist Society out of this!
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 21:03 |