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Bert Roberge posted:A body horror clayface movie would be really good and be impossible to get funding for. Just watch The Thing again.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 06:36 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 07:32 |
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I watch crap. I just watched the Hobbit trilogy and thought it was ok. I used to like How I Met Your Mother. The show I'm most excited about is Murder House Renovation.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 06:49 |
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Serf posted:also jack ryan is the most mary sue rear end character ever. he's a former marine and lone survivor type who got out, became a doctor of computers or money or some poo poo, went to wall street but quit because he's too "moral" and then joined the loving cia. and despite being some goober who sits behind a computer and tracks financial transactions he's totally buff and will kick "terrorist" rear end. every time someone calls him "doctor ryan" i can't help but laugh Later in his career he becomes president.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 13:38 |
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vyelkin posted:based on the harrison ford movies I think in the books he was a war college history professor/cia analyst, so of course when they updated it with jim from the office they made him now be an economist finances computer dork lmao Originally he was a Navy analyst sub nerd who got roped into events during The Hunt for Red October because he figured out that the Soviets had created a mostly silent drive for their sub and that the crew was planning to defect. It was Tom Clancy's first and only good book. Later, during a war against a resurgent Japan, the Japanese ram an airliner into the Capitol during the State of the Union address and kill off all of the executive and judicial branch and most of Congress. By this point Ryan is VP because he solved the I/P conflict and the previous VP was sacked for being a rapist, and he's the designated survivor.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 13:59 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:I'm sorry. Did you just say there's a war with JAPAN in the Clancyverse? I think it's a trilogy. I tried reading the first one but it was real rear end.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 14:23 |
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Echo Chamber posted:lol the racism was a feature, not a bug quote:Gillis’ comments have drawn mixed reactions from the comedy community. People like Jimmy O. Yang and W. Kamau Bell have publicly condemned him, while David Spade, Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies defended him during a panel on Spade’s Comedy Central late-night series on Monday night. lol
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 05:24 |
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Haven't seen "When They See Us" but Jared Harris got robbed, yo!
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2019 03:18 |
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KomradeX posted:As an adult I absolutely love Winston. But as a kids he didn't do much. Mostly because they hosed the character over after Eddie Murphy didn't get the part or passed on it for some reason. So they like halved his screen time. Eddie Murphy passed on it because he thought it sounded dumb and was super-pissed at himself when it came out and was a blockbuster. Fun to think what the charisma supernova that was a young Eddie Murphy might've brought to that film.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2019 15:09 |
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Freaking Crumbum posted:same thing happened with true detective. the bromance between harrelson and mcconaughey and the way that the show introduced subtle supernatural themes in season 1 was like lightning in a bottle. season 2 and 3 were both wet farts imo, although season 3 is mainly guilty of just trying to re-tell the same story from season 1 but with different actors, whereas season 2 tried to cast vince vaughn as a badass action hero and that is maybe the most laughably awful casting decision i can think of in recent memory. i could not buy vaughn as a bareknuckle boxing gangster rear end kicker no matter how hard they tried to sell it I remember before season 2 came out there were rumors that HBO was trying to get Brad Pitt to sign on for a New Orleans based detective story but I guess that didn't work out. Too bad because that sounds a hell of a lot better than what we ended up with.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 15:43 |
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get that OUT of my face posted:didn't they do the same thing with Dark Knight Rises Dark Knight Rises had all that sad music when the billionaires were getting lynched by the proles and here I was drunk as a monkey at the theater just hooting and hollering.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2019 16:06 |
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Some Guy TT posted:final report on stranger things season two yeah that went downhill fast less a matter of the show being bad so much as it just being weirdly anticlimactic with everyone converging on a final boss fight that had gently caress all to do with anyones story arc up until that point Season 3 is better, if for no other reason than it goes completely gonzo.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 16:56 |
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Edit: wrong thread.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 06:10 |
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Wonder if I can get Charlie Day to sing "Go gently caress Yourself".
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 02:29 |
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I'm the weirdo who liked TLJ because of it's dedication to clearing the decks of as much of the original trilogy as possible.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 15:09 |
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Some Guy TT posted:i wanna guess theres context for this that makes him look less like a murderous psycho but it actually makes him look like more of a murderous psycho doesnt it Jawas are a pain in the rear end.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 05:51 |
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Stairmaster posted:rape will never happen in star wars *cough* Jabba *cough*
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 07:28 |
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vyelkin posted:I've never watched that show but everything I've read about it makes it sound insufferable. Like "wow rich and famous people get sad too, also they're talking animals for some reason" is not a comedic premise I find very appealing for some reason!! The venn diagram of Bojack fans and people who are depressed and anxious is a perfect circle
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 01:58 |
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I like Perry Mason a lot. This is the first I've heard of people not liking it.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 07:20 |
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Gulliermo del Toro's adaptation of At the Mountains of Madness is my personal Jodorowsky's Dune.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 04:33 |
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Grevling posted:I expected more of Stalingrad, it's pretty schlocky. tbf so was saving private ryan
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 06:35 |
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Taintrunner posted:The only people that watch WWE anymore are boomers and redditors. ...and me
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 04:17 |
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:only book to do that right is years of rice and salt, where the only white people left are in the north hebrides and entirely irrelevant to muslim colonized europe The WWI sequence was goddamn insane.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2020 15:41 |
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Will Smith: Wifeguy
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 03:41 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:R rated Asterix "I don't think a 10 minute scene of Caesar having full and complete sex with Obelix was necessary, but god drat it was hot!"
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2022 14:41 |
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:can someone please help me set up a movie list for the family holidays Fury Road
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 22:54 |
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Feel the same way that I did when Ennio Morricone died. Like a titan just passed us by.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2022 06:09 |
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Serf posted:i was at the dentist yesterday and met my first person other than me who has seen avatar 2. i asked her what she thought about it and her response was "it was really long" Imagine being an adult and shouting at your SO because you saw gay sex on cable in 20-goddamn-23. Those two deserve each other.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 18:56 |
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StashAugustine posted:There's probably an argument that the LOTR movies were peak special effects and its just been getting worse since then Eh, Fury Road. That poo poo was spectacular.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 18:59 |
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Serf posted:it's actually disturbingly common. i've heard some variation of this story from quite a few people. any time gay sex is depicted onscreen the man in the story gets overtly disgusted and violent about it. seems weird to me What a strange way to be.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 19:04 |
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ArmZ posted:off the top of my head, the only director I can think of that has done good sex scenes is ang lee Lars Von Trier certainly knows how to make a stomach churning sex scene.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 19:31 |
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Going onto a platform with millions of users to announce that you're a shithead who despises fun.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 14:41 |
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El Diablo Bob O posted:https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SentimentalDizzyKentrosaurus-mobile.mp4 First few seasons are ok but when Worf shows up in Season 4 and starts demolishing everyone's poo poo it really takes off.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 20:26 |
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Buck Wildman posted:lower decks is genuinely funny if a little saccharine at times lower decks is the most fun when they go back to the planets that were visited during TOS and TNG just to find that the pat solution that the Enterprise came up with at the time came unraveled almost immediately. That and the entire vault of comically evil AIs.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 21:24 |
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Bro Dad posted:this looks cool Did they get Jackie Chan to voice Shredder? That owns. Really strong Spiderverse vibes from this one.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 09:33 |
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I knew Chase was an rear end in a top hat, but dropping the hard-r on Donald Glover is a new low. Guy is just so genuinely talented and charismatic that I can't imagine the brainworms you'd need to have to do that poo poo.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 11:35 |
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Urdnot Fire posted:He’s voicing Splinter. Shredder’s actor (or even appearance) hasn’t been announced yet Eh, that's still good.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 11:35 |
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MeatwadIsGod posted:The Americans is hilarious for the aforementioned wigs and also stuff like the middle school-aged daughter reading Capital but it's like the width of a children's book and that Marx says religion is a "drug that keeps people in chains" lol. As far as late-stage empire propaganda against a vanquished foe it's pretty entertaining but also very silly. The family drama aspects aren't bad The series of episodes around Able Archer were pretty good.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 16:26 |
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lol you guys remember they made a whole movie out of Barack and Michelle's first date? And then the press asked Michelle about it and she said, "It wasn't all that great a first date."
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 22:55 |
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Owen Wilson looks like a guy trying to master a look and Bob Ross was just a guy with a look. Maybe the movie will be better than the poster, but at least in these photos he doesn't exude that easy calm and mastery that Bob Ross had over his space.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 01:20 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 07:32 |
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:AJ is the best Sopranos character easily This is Silvio erasure!
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 17:18 |