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forkboy84 posted:It'd be less dangerous for your health & well-being if you just got someone to stand on your bollocks. *ThomasPaine sends Tweetman a DM*
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Eschenique posted:the country was split down the middle Korea style Across the middle surely 
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My bus went through Camden around 6pm and it was mad. Tube station closed, billions of people trying to board buses and getting wetter and wetter
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Diet Crack posted:gently caress off you incessantly poo poo oval office Javid. It's just red meat for the base, they'll never go through something so extreme TBH I think abolishing the DWP and doing the 4-day week is the labour equivalent
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Random Integer posted:I dont own a home but I do get owned at home. Kinky.
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Comrade Fakename posted:Alex Deane is my name. Nice try, comrade fakename
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Lol @ BBC just going with a staged photo from the Tory party as their thumbnail image. Image doesn't even appear in the article
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OwlFancier posted:If he's right handed that means he has to drink out of the top of his own head. Not pictured: his thigh printed down the handle of the mug
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Imagine a worn boot, stamping on your face forever. It's Corbyn.
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I can't visualise this "Corbyn is a boot" thing, Azza Bamboo can you convert it into a political cartoon?
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Julio Cruz posted:Boris don't you have other things you should be doing rn Pictured: Boris Johnson gearing up to shitpost on the internet 
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Radmonger do you actually vote for (new) labour or are you just a lib dem with a big interest in the labour leadership
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Josef bugman posted:Hey quick thing, why aren't you responding to any of the justified critique of your "boots" commentary? Much like an old boot, that argument had a lot of holes in it, and radmonger was getting dunked, so the logical course of action was for him to discard the boots and never speak of them again
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radmonger posted:Not only did I vote for Corbyn (then and in both leadership elections), I think was the only person in this thread who expected him do well. I actually put a fiver on him getting a majority, once the odds became totally ridiculous. Was not expecting this but good
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What's the lib dem manifesto like? Has anyone seen it?
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TACD posted:It would break Boris’ perfect streak of failure as PM, he’d spend the rest of his life crowing that he passed the one vote that mattered All the people that like Boris (I.e. hard brexiteers) will hate him for passing a deal that'll get branded by Farage etc. as a Fake Brexit
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baka kaba posted:it does feel like something's up, they keep doing this "we will not ask for an extension" and "yes of course we will act in accordance with the law When they say this they're talking about a different law, like the one where you can't sell alcohol before 11am or something. So they're technically not lying
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Junior G-man posted:Two cameras on the top left and right of the storefront. I'm sorry. A paintball gun will solve that. You could either target the cameras and clear the way for the golf club, or just shoot the jag directly, artillery-style
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bump_fn posted:ones for shittin and ones for hard drugs I hope they're close by so you can get from the latter to the former at a moment's notice
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When I was a kid I had a lego room E: 
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Wachter posted:Okay, this is news to me, and what I really want to know is why they didn't just magic it away from inside their colons Ah, the star trek teleporter conundrum
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Tsaedje posted:I have just encountered the phrase 'remainstream media' loving kill me Haha this is genius and I'm surprised I haven't seen this at any point before in the last three years
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Julio Cruz posted:your UKIP mum needs to start upping her game She was going on about the "new world order" last weekend
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baka kaba posted:man they'll call anything AI *newscaster voice from 1950* New AI brain from Casio adds numbers instantaneously! Watch out reds!
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knox_harrington posted:I'd like to think I'd have instantly quit but I also like getting paid, eating etc That's how they get you
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I've decided I hate letterboxes with little brushes in them
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And a second flap on the other side agSgshsgdavd 
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VideoGames posted:Not seeing a problem here. They used the wrong definition of cob 
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Comrade Fakename posted:Jesus, Stephen Hawking only died in March last year? It feels like forever ago. How fast were you traveling?
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Angepain posted:All music is bad except the music I personally listen to, which I will not disclose at this point Undisclosed music SUCKS rear end and you suck and everyone you know sucks
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Pochoclo posted:lol of course blood is a major industry, you can't make this poo poo up Big Blood
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Last night I learned: - NHS 111 has a handy website that asks all the questions - an emergency dental appointment costs about £30 - an abscess can form VERY quickly - I might get the day off work today, but it won't be worth it
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Guavanaut posted:
Just antibiotics sadly  the dentist didn't even drain it!
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