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Braggart posted:Oh hey, I have an avatar. I browse with avatars off because ADHD and distractions ooh shiny, so I didn't notice at first. Was that you BobbyDeluxe, or did my dithering allow someone to steal a march?
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 22:26 |
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Pretty sure she voted in favour of all the private contracts etc while in coalition. E: Yep. Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Nov 2, 2019 |
# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 23:57 |
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Ms Adequate posted:You’re in an ocean swimming along in the piss when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a student, floating toward you. You reach down, you tax the student 5p for a plastic bag and then implement a massive rise in tuition fees. The student floats on their back, their belly baking in the hot sun, taking an unpaid internship to try and get experience so they can start paying off their tuition debts, but they can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that? Also I got carried away listening to music on me big headphones and did an insomnia. I did however discover the only good thing to come out of the DCCU, which is Hans Zimmer's Score for the Nolan Batman films, in particular 'Why Do We Fall' from Dark Knight Rises, because it makes me feel sad, and then by the end like I want to do all of the pushups and go for a run (just probably not at 3am). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO8NVkcl2NI EVERY NIGHT AT 3 AM I OPEN PALM SLAM YOUTUBE INTO MY HEADPHONES. ITS THE BATMAN SOUNDTRACK etc
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2019 04:30 |
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ronya posted:the conclusion seems to be that land in central London is expensive and parking spaces are using that up so they should be more expensive than they are and the fact they're relatively cheap is a subsidy to people who drive a car in central London (and also that cars are bad for the environment, which is obv fair enough) This is making me incredibly angry and I want to hugepost refuting it, but the wife is off and the forums are being odd, so probably won't get a chance. Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1190580636651851777 Also the dog is still alive Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Nov 2, 2019 |
# ¿ Nov 2, 2019 13:31 |
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Labour just asked me* to help write the manifesto - their email sign up to recieve the new manifesto has a bit where you can suggest what you want to see in it. https://labour.org.uk/manifesto-2019/ Can't wait for the papers to spin this as desperate Corbyn begs members of the public for policy proposals. * and everyone else on the mailing list but shut up sempai noticed me Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Nov 2, 2019 |
# ¿ Nov 2, 2019 14:29 |
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OwlFancier posted:I'm also not really sure that adopting the opposition's policies during an election campaign is necessarily the most effective way to sell yourself as a party.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 00:20 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Most of his cartoons also work with the various New Yorker cartoon formulas - replace the text with "Get a load of this rear end in a top hat" or "Ok boomer" and they're at least as funny, and normally considerably funnier, than the originals. It reminds me of a discussion yeats ago in the Ctrl-Alt-Del thread years ago - someone posted a CAD comic with the text removed and asked if you could guess what the characters were doing, and then did the same with a few others like Penny Arcade, PvP and VGCats. At least with VGCats and PA, the characters facial expressions and poses expressed what they were saying, but with CAD you had no idea because it was all expressionless poo poo. The same thing is happening here. There's nothing interesting or visually unique going on.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 03:26 |
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mehall posted:GNU's Not UNIX Most egregious is probably LAME Ain't an Mp3 Encoder (oops, me age is showing) Ms Adequate posted:Sorry, hold up, cancel all other discussions. One of these days I'll be bored enough to overlap the mid break so it doesn't lose momentum, and then everyone will be sorry.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 22:23 |
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The replies are currently everyone asking him to release the russia report.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 00:31 |
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I'm sure he thinks he's being clever, but the stupid thing about this is that he's very publicly giving Corbyn a chance to write a bangin comeback which the press are kind of going to have to acknowledge.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 00:37 |
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I started following a political shitposting group on facebook and they've gone a bit strange.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 02:24 |
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Tesseraction posted:Well I mean, I think she wanted to out this paedo ring because of the morality of doing so and is frustrated that she could've done so three years prior but was forced not to. That must be frustrating. Sometimes I wonder what role that played in things, like if the investigation had already started, if it pushed it in a new direction, if it confirmed suspicions, or if it was another data point in an already massive landslide. When everything eventually gets declassified it's going to be fascinating reading.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 22:55 |
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Josef bugman posted:I think it might be because it's pulling back the curtain a bit too much. I was watching Sarah Silverman's Netflix special yesterday where she was talking about how the US political right is stealth-closing abortion clinics by legislating at a state level that (for example) their corridors have to be 8 ft wide, so because most abortion clinics can't comply with that, they are forced closed.* They know they can never overturn Roe vs Wade, they'll never win the idealogical argument, so instead they put these lovely little shunts in place. Bullshit like this has been how the right has been hiding its evil for years, but now we seem to have both in the US and UK an absolutely naked evil laid bare - climate crisis denying, war profiteering, disaster capitalists. I know that's what they've always been underneath, but since Bush, there has been a run of high profile right wingers who have been either too stupid or too nakedly ambitious (or both) to really try to conceal it. Even Thatcher understood that you have to pretend that it's about prosperity and decency and blah blah blah. As Ms. A was saying though, the Republicans are polling badly in the US, and in the UK Labour have one of the highest pre-purdah polling ratios ever going on, and huge crowds of activists mobilising around them. It feels like it's largely because everyone's absolutely sick of the fuckery that's been going on the last few years and how hard the right have been pushing. Human history seems to move in cycles between left and right, and I can't help but feel like this is the endgame for the right - they have no more moves to play. They know their time is up, they know the act is not sustainable (especially once climate change ramps up and there's direct, tangible evidence of the damage capitalism is doing to the planet). So instead, they're seeing what they can get away with in the time they have left. But the problem is that the only move left is fascism, and most people understand that democracy is important, even if they don't fully understand how or why it works. I think it was Matt on Chapo who was saying a while back that all of the stuff about Trump & Russia, Epstein's death, Boris and May's time at the head of the conservatives, the Kochs; this all kind of feels like we're seeing something happening. We'll never see behind the curtain completely but we get these glimpses of movement back there; and we'll probably never know exactly what it is, but we get these brief wormsigns that something is going wrong. Maybe it's just stupid people failing their way to the top, or maybe it's a bunch of greedy old men created a system that benefits greedy old men and now they're old and greedy enough that they're starting to die off without having adequately prepared successors. Whatever it is, it feels like something is changing, and that's why I love Labour's 'Real Change' message as opposed to the Libs 'fiddle with the dials on capitalism a little longer,' and the Conservatives 'Better the literal devil you know.' Thankyou for coming to my way-too-loving-early Ted talk, brought to you today by acid reflux, birds fighting in the loft, the cunts next door and needing to pee. * not sure if that's an actual thing, but it's the example she used and is definitely the kind of poo poo they would pull Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Nov 6, 2019 |
# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 10:17 |
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Doccykins posted:Add to jumping-before-pushed The local Lib candidate is of course a spod who has already sent out the usual lying graphs in his pamphlets. Can't see it doing him much good, since if there's two things South & the Vale hates, its city boys and young people. Exciting times.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 11:14 |
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Rarity posted:Posting on the sex number page
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 11:32 |
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Qwertycoatl posted:I don't think the libdems really are a cult of personality. DesperateDan posted:tom watsons loving off Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Nov 6, 2019 |
# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 22:40 |
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mehall posted:What question should I ask Barry Gardiner after question time?
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 23:57 |
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jabby posted:drat what the gently caress has changed with the news? Bundy posted:Slurring through speeches while being a massive racist perhaps?
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 02:17 |
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i've seen things you people wouldn't believeOwlFancier posted:Much better songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPTCq3LiZSE The Glumslinger posted:Yiddish is one of the best languages on earth for mildly insulting someone * Ten
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 23:13 |
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mehall posted:If you were watching Question Time tonight, I was the guy with the beard talking about anti-semitism. Amendment 1: replace all after "as a student journalist" with "met @freedland at a charity do once, he was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny." Poison Jam posted:I'll never listen to the podcast because I don't want to hear your real voices instead of the ones I have in my head when I read your posts. Part of me wants to go on Ratjaculation posted:does anyone have the LDs quoting themselves in the media as press quotes to hand?
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 01:42 |
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The Deleter posted:Bullfrog and X-Com I'll agree with. I miss Dungeon Keeper. My cousin got it for me when I was a kid and way too young to be viewing all of the cartoon blood everywhere, and it owned. Ursine Catastrophe posted:poo poo would get worse for longer before getting better, because people will have shown their collective tolerance for poo poo is even higher than the current level of poo poo and things need to be worse to motivate them to action. Things would still have a chance to be better...eventually. That will be cold comfort for the additional people dying under the tories that wouldn't under labor, but it also wouldn't be cause to throw your hands up and say "well, we're all hosed then" and give up entirely, either. We've seen what Cummings and dePfeffel are willing to do under the promise of leaving the EU, and the only reason there's any splashback is because it's all concentrated in such a short timeframe. If they pulled these brain genius tricks at a rate of once a month during parliamentary normality, they'd probably get away with it because there'd be no Letwin, no Maugham et al to launch quick legal challenges, fewer members of the public scrutinising everything for loopholes. I get what you're saying; that it's not over, but I don't think you're really acknowledging how bad things will get post brexit. If Labour doesn't win this specific election, the rules are going to change so much that it's not just a case of 'vote Tory for more of the same;' I genuinely think that things will get much, much worse if the Tories get a majority. Not just in terms of quality of life for anyone less than 500 places away from the throne, but also in terms of the mechanisms keeping political opposition and electoral fairness intact.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 12:01 |
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jabby posted:If we lose the election we still have the most left-wing Labour opposition in my lifetime, with a PLP gradually being stripped of its worst members and no more Watson. Corbyn will step down, nullifying all the media attacks on him as a person, and we elect a new left-wing leader. Corbyn isn't antisemitic, never has been, and yet you're saying that he should go because (whether he is or not) his image has been marred. So you've fallen for it prefectly. Every leftist leader that follows will suffer the same fate, especially if it works on Corbyn. Jaeluni Asjil posted:https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/general-election-labour-theresa-may-gunpoint-kate-osborne-jarrow-a9196236.html Guavanaut posted:I heard Jeremy Corbyn was on the bus too and started a chant of Oh Jewremy Corbyn and the bus was racist.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 15:39 |
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Pilchenstein posted:If you're a racist dipshit then just mentioning the jewish people is a hilarious bit because reasons. But to me, Jew isn't inherently racist in the same way Indian or Muslim aren't racist unless they're preceeded by the word 'fackin' in a taxi driver's rant. I struggle with this because it's one of the few 'literal brain' parts of autism I have trouble with, I need to understand what the rules are and why they are how they are. But I suspect that most allistic prople don't really know either, which is where you get this arbitrary terror when someone changes the word in a song without any apparent or implied malice. Exactly how twitter goes from someone saying the word Jew as a homonym in a song, or disagreeing with the illegal occupation in the west bank to Jewish people fearing for their lives under Corbyn is just a baffling leap of logic. I think it's because with anything to do with racial identity, the consequences of getting it wrong are awful (and I don't mean being shouted at, I mean the sinking realisation that I punched down and someone somewhere is probably feeling like poo poo). It's complex and not always 100% linguistically rational. I also worry that I had a lovely upbringing, parents and friends normalising racial / gender / sexuality stereotypes and if I don't double check myself, they still sometimes end up underpinning jokes, and when they do I feel loving awful. I know a lot of zero empathy edgelords use that as an excuse for why they're going to say it anyway, but in my case I feel really bad about it and hate that it's floating around in my subconscious loving poo poo up in there. When I was listening to the podcast I got a great laugh out of Rarity saying her handle was @francesweetman, but the problem was my brain followed that with the joke "being a trans woman does not mean you can choose a specific woman to transition into" and I'm really not sure if that's OK or not. Like it feels like it's a funny connection, but it also feels like pointing out someone's trans nature is as bad as misgendering them, at least according to tumblr. Anyway. I think my original point was that while I don't see how using a word with no attached malice is bad, I am also aware that those kinds of thoughts are used by the alt-right to drop n-bombs because acshully it originally meant patsy so it's fine for them to scream it at the starbucks guy. jabby posted:Because having a big laugh with your mates about 'the Jews' is basically mocking them. They're an ethnic group, not a punchline. (Also apologies for misreading your post about Corbyn stepping down, I think I'm just tetchy because a thread or so ago a bunch of new posters appeared and started saying maybe Corbyn should step down along with all of the 'unelectable' poo poo.) Guavanaut posted:... "let's stalk this woman for evidence of bagels to see if she's Jewish" are not things I foresaw coming out of the British centre 5 years ago, and if they carry on down this path they'll literally be saying "ah, this one wrote a song, they can't be a real Jew because Jews are an arrhythmic people" while still thinking that they're the good guys. Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Nov 9, 2019 |
# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 18:30 |
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Maugrim posted:It's because in calling someone a Jew you subtly imply that that encapsulates all that they are, whilst saying they are Jewish is just naming a singular trait. Also: Good video about purdah things. Apparently the print media are not bound by it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egeMAIXYIvI
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 20:00 |
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Joe.co.uk doing good work here (also thanks to a quick attempt to search for this on twitter, i find out joe apparently also stands for Jerk Off Encouragement and now my sexual orientation is dirty northern girls) https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1190300848309624834?s=19
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 00:12 |
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:tbh, it's usually joi or jerk off instruction
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 00:30 |
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ThomasPaine posted:I love to wank and I would recommend all of you penis havers get a fleshlight and some poppers for a seriously excellent night in alone
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 00:39 |
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OwlFancier posted:I don't think you should drink the fleshlight no.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 00:47 |
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crispix posted:Having an orgasm from just bum stuff is imo several times more intense and lasts much longer than one caused by touching ones willy. You can even multiple orgasm that way I miss dpph Guavanaut posted:Actually that's a great point, I do know a tram engineer. Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 10, 2019 |
# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 02:45 |
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I'm on me phone and it won't let me save, anyone able to extract the gif? E: The InterCity 125 (originally Inter-City 125, or High Speed Train) is a diesel-powered passenger train built by British Rail Engineering Limited between 1975 and 1982. Each trainset is made up of two Class 43 power cars, one at each end and six to nine Mark 3 carriages. The name is derived from its top operational speed of 125 mph (201 km/h). Initially the sets were classified as Classes 253 and 254.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 13:57 |
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Fantastic, any chance of either 1) converting it to .gif 2) adding a banging dubstep internationale in the background to justify using mp4?
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 15:03 |
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Bardeh posted:
Also, walked the dog past the memorial park, where someone was trying to battle the pokemon gym during the service. -10 respects to slytherin (team valor) Bangin, thanks.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 16:37 |
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Also, what the gently caress is this doing on QTs social media, I loving love purdah: https://twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/1192577135929638912?s=09
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 16:52 |
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bleep bloop i am a bag of thai chicken mccoys
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 19:05 |
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I watched a Tom Scott video where he said he misses RSS and I now realise I miss RSS as well now. Something very nice about a feed that doesn't bollocks you about and try to push you what it thinks is the most relevant content. Like YouTube music. The free app is surprisingly good, but I wish there was a way of convincing it that when I'm having a movie / video game soundtracks day, I don't want it putting 70s dad rock on the list.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 20:52 |
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Patrick Stewart is a good 'un: https://comicbook.com/startrek/2019...ynD38NEygwG_BpI quote:English actor Patrick Stewart admitted he was “embarrassed” to appear before a French audience when promoting new series Star Trek: Picard at Comic Con Paris, where Stewart called efforts to separate Britain from the European Union a “disgrace.” Appearing alongside Picard co-stars Michelle Hurd, Santiago Cabrera, Isa Briones and Evan Evagora, Stewart ended the panel by cordially telling his co-stars, “You can participate in this or not, depending on how you feel.” Standing and addressing the audience, Stewart said his trip to the Paris convention was a “very, very bitter experience in many respects.”
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 22:19 |
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Just asked the missus, about this. From the police's perspective the operators have been told it would be transferred to the action centre (because they barely have enough staff to handle the calls), and that the action centre would log it for investigation, then it gets passed back to the police investigation teams. This is not entirely a police thing, this is yet another private sector contractor turning out to be worse than loving useless. The thing to remember is that when prosecutions aren't pursued, 99% of the time it's the CPS refusing to act unless they have absolute certainty the conviction is guaranteed. This feeds back to officers developing a culture of not investigating things because they already know it's pointless. I know it's tempting to ascribe malice to every action the police take, and they absolutely have a meathead boot-boy problem with their rank and file, but in this case it's more down to the cuts to funding and numbers that has driven the police to shunting a fairly important chunk of their reporting off to a private firm who are doing gently caress all with it.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 00:38 |
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Tenebrais posted:Implying Johnson didn't outright bribe Farage for this. I wonder what he offered. The big question is, if it honestly looks like remaining PM is going to cost the conservatives the opportunity to deliver brexit, would Boris step down and take the money, or cling on to power? HauntedRobot posted:BRB, registering the Aaaa Party.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 14:40 |
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biglads posted:Boris in Nigel's pocket poster when? https://twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/1193885801286979585?s=19 lol
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 14:57 |
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Jedit posted:Screenshot that tweet. It's a direct violation of purdah and grounds for Kuensberg's immediate acrimonious dismissal. https://web.archive.org/web/20191111134230/https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1193876766571585542 Nothing will ever come of this of course, because hell world. The absolute most we'll get is a slap on the wrist fine, most likely output is that it's pointed out that Kuenssberg once criticised a senior tory (who just so happened to oppose whatever Boris was in favour of). E: Some fuckery over the mobile app parsing it as a tweet, corrected it now. Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Nov 11, 2019 |
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