TRUPPP 1044: "We're building the slock rocket"

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Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

when u snart but she still helgin

# ¿ Nov 2, 2019 04:14

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:30

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

excited for the sun to go down at 4:30 pm tomorrow

# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 02:03

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Poniard posted:

go down on who, you?

don�t let the suuUun go down at fourthirtyyyy

# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 02:12

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

cumshitter posted:

it's like that joke from mission hill where the principal doesn't say the word the younger brother used so she writes it down (it's douchebag) and the older brother is like "I've never seen it written so neatly"

that was such a good show

# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 03:34

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/ninaoyama/status/1190872249915432962

hate it when the regards are still warm from the last person to use them

# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 07:12

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Bulgakov posted:

i want a big rear end brand gigantic fan in my bedroom

whatever diameter barely fits leaving only an inch between the end of the blades and the shortest room dimension

slowly rotating above your bed turning the room into a nexus of infrasound that vibrates ones eyeballs and various ganglia, filling everybody who enters with a sense of dread and sparking fleeting grey shadows in the periphery of their vision :radcat:

# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 13:23

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

rear end cobra posted:

Honk donk lekkerder paard

https://twitter.com/SGroter2/status/1192157941266341888

hard to believe Dutch is a real language

so I don�t. you can�t fool me >:I

# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 20:19

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

A Handed Missus posted:

MORE PROVINCES

very nice enFrancening algorithm

# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 21:16

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Lastgirl posted:

this is life changing

it only adds credence to the fact that he's just a human mannequin

all he's missing is just the floating green crystal icon above his head

trump has an eternally full piss meter

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 18:34

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Lad Bible 3:16 - 😳😳😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 18:57

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Squizzle posted:

thotskyism

# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 20:53

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Christ I remember the month or so I tried smoking clove cigarettes. It was rough, stopped because my other friend doing it started coughing blood. My roommate said they smelled great though.

cloves are delicious but it�s basically like huffing fiberglass lol

# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 23:33

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1192934402033979392?s=19

missed opportunity for a QAnonzaa joke

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 00:48

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

A Handed Missus posted:

lol Vietnam era vet

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 02:51

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

snoo posted:

plinkey for ik

pickle / pepper for ik

# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 01:02

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

fill a room with shaving brushes each labeled w/ a different poster and whoever the cat brings to plinky gets a sixer

# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 01:16

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Durf posted:

Mandolorian is on tonight

starring Werner Herzog as Baba Fett

BABA is FETT

# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 01:17

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Al! posted:

a succ chud on mushrooms and a child molester who sells individual cigarettes that he dipped in his own urine or a chucc shroomer and noncey peeloosey

so you can see class the idiosyncratically disordered speech of c-spammers aphasia

# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 02:09

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Epstein killed himself

# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 23:07

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Grondoth posted:

The Epstein thing is also something that chud youngsters(chungsters) have caught onto and ran with. While for us it's "the powerful people he's has dirt on loving had him killed" it's specifically for them "Hillary Clinton murdered him" and it lets them pretend they stand opposed to the forces of capital crushing the life out of the planet instead of their willing and complicit footsoldiers.

So yeah, his social media intern did that for sure and it's not even a surprise.

and that�s why Epstein absolutely killed himself

# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 23:13

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

juche avocado posted:

today i come face-to-face with a harsh reality:

i no longer instantaneously know how to spell the rest of the rhino word

i keep falling into -saurus and i know that is wrong

rhino
soros

... SOROS??

RINOS >:[

SOROS >:[

# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 00:38

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Rah! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gso9eEEro8

did not expect to see drexciya pop up itt but hell yeah

# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 01:29

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Rah! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9y9Snt1g5E

# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 01:35

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

angerbeet posted:

His second book has a gimmick where you turn it upside down and start from the other side every right pages, and then repeat that process to have the same story from two different points of view except maybe it's a poem about America and the characters are concepts or archetypes and maybe they aren't

I did not finish it

the coolest part was how the narratives got more and more similar until they met in the middle where both were identical and then slowly diverged again after that but yeah, it was pretty unbearable. neat bit of bookmaking though, much like house of leaves. his printers must have a love hate relationship with him

# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 22:48

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Ages posted:

ah its a pleasure to post with you Mr. Trump

# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 02:37

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

DryGoods posted:

what happens if ill Trump receives too many of our prayers?

he explodes from the osmotic pressure and cytoplasm gets absolutely everywhere

# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 01:55

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Inspector Hound posted:

# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 03:03

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

lot of replies itt giving me a real bad eye twitch

# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 03:22

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Duscat posted:

demonology, by the way, is just technology now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c09f2HIULiI&t=103s

these are the spirits we call from the vasty deep, and so can any man, and now they answer

john you are the demons

just remembered that guy who was doing this and accidentally flew the rc copter into his face and weedwhacked his noggin to bits

# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 05:01

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

campfire posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgPZmSwC4M
im gonna quote this until someone acknowledges it so we can all chill and i can smoke

my fav part is when he emerges from the giant dumpster

# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 10:46

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1196574889018298369

uh oh the prion disease that�s responsible for nunes brain is starting to spread

# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 01:27

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

punchymcpunch posted:

yeah its cos we're sweet innocent cherubim

have you heard of what that mr sharps gets up to

# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 02:23

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

more cover-up, Santorum

lookin like data in that new star trek thing

# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 02:28

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

weekly pill organizer with extra slots for weed edibles

1970s style gelatin casserole only it�s weed jello w/ pills festively arranges throughout

# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 02:30

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Duscat posted:

whoa they're now saying epstein... DIDN'T kill himself? have u guys heard about this.

https://twitter.com/jkbjournalist/status/1196845773998178304

nah he did it but get this, it was self murder

# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 22:37

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

tacodaemon posted:

Sir George Everest actually tried to stop people from naming the mountain after him because he thought it was a dumb idea and also everybody ended up saying it wrong anyway (he pronounced his name like EEV-rist)

reminds me of how pissed off ohio was when obummer said that denali should be named denali

anyways K2 is way cooler than everest

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 00:06

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Lemme spell it out for ya
https://twitter.com/sdonnan/status/1196928658750898177?s=19

predicated on the conceit that trpuo would have been able to accomplish anything in the first place which lemme tell ya, lol

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 00:18

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Good soup! posted:

From what I've seen, if you're not enjoying legal weed you're loving drinking a lot

I have been sober for the entirety of the trump admin and the majority of the obama admin

cowards

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 04:09

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Rah! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpDmZVYC8KU

*ears perk up*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qoIosUdmHM

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 07:18

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:30

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Unperson_47 posted:

pouring baking soda down my ear canal so i can levitate

just jam your head in an MRI and tell the tech to crank that poo poo to max polarity

make sure you dont have any amalgam fillings or plates in your head before doing this though

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 07:20

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