TRUPPP 1044: "We're building the slock rocket"

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

The Alpha Centauri posted:

Just a reminder

A borg gave us Obama

lmao I laugh every time I think about this

# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 19:25

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 23:54

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

gregday posted:

god making the jerkoff motion

nah he's making you look so he can cosmically punch you right in the loving dick

# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 19:28

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Lastgirl posted:

he should just go into kevin spacey mode and talk about impeachment, epstein and raping a 13 year old and shooting an 8 year old in the neck unapologetically

lol I forgot about that spacey video. gotta remember sailor after all.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 23:23

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

LGD posted:

nah, it'll doubtless be generating comedy on an ongoing basis

they just had a dude agree to come in as a scab who then bailed in like an hour

https://twitter.com/AlanGoldsher/status/1190341197023322113?s=20

his follow up tweets prove that he hasn't learned much

# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 23:25

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Broken Box posted:

lowkey worrying about everyone's diet itt rn

I've lost 20 lbs since mid September and I'm down to 152 lbs. I haven't even worked out or done anything other than think about how I'm hungry all the time but can't eat.

hell yeah 2019 owns.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 23:29

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Nurse Fanny posted:

you have tuberculosis

mods rename me DOC HOLLIDAY

Mariana Horchata posted:

whats ur stack

today I have eaten

a jr bacon cheeseburger I bought last night

a Dr Pepper

a bowl of pho

some french fries

two beers

I'm gonna turn into a skeleton ghost

# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 23:47

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mariana Horchata posted:

i meant drugs

OH YEAH

right now blowing through 1g cartridges of gorilla glue #4

it's a "live resin" which means it gets you super high really fast

# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 23:49

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Superanos posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1190400372180807681?s=19

gently caress you dude

# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 23:51

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mariana Horchata posted:

yeah dabbing does suppress appetite compared to budz ime but thats strange if ur not on like amphetamines and drinking (aka burning the candle @ both ends) i would follow up w/ a professional if it persists

like hopefully its not this.....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_eosinophilic_pneumonia

well I definitely had night sweats but that was fixed by my wife and I realizing that we needed a king size bed but two twin size blankets.

I was drinking like 6-7 IPAs a day and then I stopped that but didn't supplement the calorie deficit.

that said, my diet is still rear end and I should eat more fruits and vegetables. I bought a vitamix to make smoothies because it's the easiest way to shove food down without buying into soylent.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2019 00:06

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I checked in on my chud dads Facebook after someone mentioned his posts and hoo boy. among all the "remember the troops" posts was an Andy Ngo post from the daily caller about how some antifa folks showed up at his house and rang his doorbell a bunch of times.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 00:03

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

my sweet summer child, let's look upon what my dad is posting,

lmao if my dad could write something that eloquent i wouldn't be worried

He literally just posts Daily Caller links and his commentary is a single phrase like "HOME INVASION?"

# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 00:17

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

*b2k-ishly*

baby turn around and let me see the sexy body go

trump trump trump

# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 20:58

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Apraxin posted:

lol

trump. i like trump. trump. fake news. trump.
/

"just gently caress my poo poo up"

# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 18:11

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

don jr looks coked out of his mind in that CBS clip lol

# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 23:00

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

UFOTacoMan posted:

Thanksgiving 2019 (also known as Thanksgiving Day) is an important federal holiday, celebrated annually on the fourth Thursday of November in the United States. Thanksgiving 2019 precedes �Black Friday� and is traditionally a holiday to give thanks for the food collected at the end of the harvest season.

my kid gets the ENTIRE WEEK OFF OF SCHOOL FOR THIS poo poo

apparently two days wasn't good enough for these new kids. bunch of babies.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 20:30

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Thesaurus posted:

lazy overpaid teacher union thugs strike again

it actually owns. it's an easy excuse to use my union-bargained vacation days and hang out with my family instead of being at a dumb job and him being at a dumb kindergarten class

# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 20:34

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Al! posted:

remember when the saudis murdered those two girls by duct taping them together and tossing them into the east river and the nypd was like "welp, looks like a suicide"

I gotta say I do not remember this lol what

# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 23:31

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

A Bakers Cousin posted:

I was telling someone how in Prague the subway manages fares a bit different. You have to buy a ticket and get it validated before you get o the train by a little machine at every stop.

Once in a while plain clothes police will throw on bright vests and ask to check tickets on the train. I'm pretty sure if you don't have a ticket they just give you a minor fee. Maybe just have you buy a ticket there?

in Seattle the bus system uses these goons in gray and black thug costumes and they kick you off at the next stop and give you a citation.

it sucks

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 15:56

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Lastgirl posted:

why doesn't hasan minaj just make an episode over this

and publish it where

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 19:24

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bethamphetamine posted:

Kapitalism for Kidz. Sell your bodies. Let strangers consume you in exchange for currency. Healthy good system. Legalize it.

there's a kid at my niece's school whose dad runs a t shirt business.

the kid hands out his dads business cards at school and tries to get them to be customers.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 20:07

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bearjew posted:

my dad's brain is loving toast

my dad posted that story about Andy Ngo being harassed by antifa members wearing masks with his own face printed on them as if it were at all true.

he doesn't even know who Andy Ngo is or what he's about. he just took it all at face value and didn't do any research.

he's 65 and a former federal investigator lmao

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 20:18

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

fits my needs posted:

lmao wtf did he investigate financial crimes

NOPE. VIOLENT CRIME.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 20:29

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

fits my needs posted:

uhhhhh, well i hope justice was served by ur very astute father

ugh yeah it's definitely probably not the case. lmao

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 20:35

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

my dad bought me a Mattis For President shirt prior to the 2016 election.

I cut it up into a muscle tank with ripped and re-stitched side hems. he wasn't pleased.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 20:36

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

fits my needs posted:

lol i wonder if he ever got any minorities wrongly convicted

lmao yeah he was super into this warrior monk poo poo. he's also a marine so it got him in all the right spots.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 20:43

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Marzzle posted:

warrior monks in the tech monastery running predator drones with an xbone controllers

my cousin was shacking up with a guy who was about to go to boot camp and then "learn to fly drones and blow poo poo up"

shockingly he was a huge piece of poo poo that abused her and made her take care of his two year old son. also his teeth looked like an elephant graveyard and he complained that the beer I bought him would have cost him half the price in his lovely hometown in Oregon.

man gently caress that guy.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 20:51

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Addamere posted:

i was in pain for like the past hours after a panic attack left my stomach in knots and then a kind cspam friend told me this one weird trick to stretch out my stomach muscles and make them stop spasming and now i can take a deep breath and fully relax again

thanks silj

is the technique called the Hot n Ready?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 20:57

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Plinkey posted:

no he won't you need a pilots license to do that, and you're not gunna be anywhere close to that for 5+ years if you're just going to bootcamp

for all I know this dude is dead from any number of self inflicted maladies by now.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 21:04

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Addamere posted:

what is theranos

lmfao sit down my man and listen to a tale of pure grift

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 21:10

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

I should probably learn how to vape flower instead of oil but I'm lazy and only have a 510 pen. The dynavap looks easy though

it's not the same. they're completely different highs honestly.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 22:25

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mariana Horchata posted:

the problem is ppl using vitamin e acetate as a adulterant not w/ cannabis oil extracts as a whole so its just a matter of where u get ur shiet from i guess

the dynavap is great so long as u are using it as a solo one-hitter (and comfortable using a minitorch to heat it but heh no batteries), if u require more from it just get a PAX

the pax is a bitch to clean because the vaporized material goes from the oven through the entire device.

IMO something like the Airizer line of vapes are better. it's just heater ➡️ glass ➡️ lungs

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 22:30

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

posting on the Danzig page

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 22:56

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

fits my needs posted:

what's the difference between "they hate our freedom" and "hope & change", you ask? who says there has to be one.

I'd fly this flag gently caress yeah

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 22:57

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bethamphetamine posted:

The Berlin wall fell 30 years ago.

Feel old.

it was the first thing I ever saw on tv where I thought "huh this seems important"

# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 16:51

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mariana Horchata posted:

https://twitter.com/hipsterscumbag/status/1192209064870187008

1999 regdate?

we narrowly avoided an incel shooting rampage

# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 20:38

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Dumb Lowtax posted:

We had a guy at our Los Angeles archery range that admitted fantasies of doing this, to one of our trainers a few years ago

Although he was threatening to do it to the black neighborhoods in LA

lmfao this sounds like a "popeye's N-word beatdown" on steroids. Sign me up for a PPV.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 22:50

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Former DILF posted:

Choomanji

ROLL THE DICE BITCH

# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 23:16

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Unperson_47 posted:

i'm kid rock flipping off the cameraman at teh courthouse right now

MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SKARZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 23:28

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

a.lo posted:

nesting dolls that link up at the rear end in a top hat

# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 00:36

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 23:54

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bulgakov posted:

lol is this for real I�m not sure

maybe shapiro and owens are in some kind of Stuck On You situation but I highly doubt it. I'd need to know where Ben Carson is at the moment to be 100% sure.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 00:36

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