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I hosed the virus
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 20:50 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 07:22 |
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The Bananana posted:But there is no god. God is real he told me so in confidence
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 02:51 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:I'm skeptical, people were freaking out about Ebola too and it wasn't that bad outside of Africa. This is also like one dude with 3k followers and doesn't have a checkmark. I got Ebola and it was pathetic just so weak. I owned the Ebola and moved on. I'm ready to freak the crap out of this one too my tickets for China are ready
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 07:13 |
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It's all going to be ok
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 08:22 |
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Foul Ole Ron posted:That's what a line out of the world war z book... A line that scared a chinese docter about how hosed they were. That book sucks
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 08:27 |
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I'm ready to die but it seems to be odd, that bleeding is better than breathing to God.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 09:44 |
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I created the virus
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 22:49 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:This man is a menace first Kobe now this who will stop him? All these things were done with no malice it's not my fault they turned out poorly
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 22:53 |
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Fartbox posted:Even as we speak, there could be a rogue chinese in close proximity to your person The only solution is to go up to every Asian person and ask: "So are ya Chinese or Japanese."
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 11:27 |
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I can't read it
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 23:51 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Has anyone died outside of China Technically I did, but I was just dying in your arms tonight
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 00:41 |
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Biohazard posted:I texted a buddy who, without saying what he does, is in a position to know a bunch about this and how it's being tracked, and I asked him if we're all hosed and he said we'd be fine. But that's all he said, so uhhh, I dunno. Your friend is the virus itself, don't trust him
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 00:43 |
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Chief McHeath posted:https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/28586426/two-miami-ohio-hoops-games-postponed-coronavirus-investigation Kobe murdered by coronavirus confirmed
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 00:49 |
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Fojar38 posted:Have Chinese officials considered arresting the virus and moving it to an undisclosed location where they can elicit a confession, or sending in soldiers to shoot the viruses until they disperse? They're having intercourse with the virus as we speak
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 01:03 |
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Good news, the virus contacted me, personally, and told me all goons will be spared
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 01:49 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:We will live like kings There will be a punch bowl next to the paper napkins and we will have pigs in the blanket
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 01:53 |
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QuarkJets posted:More optimal to not get it all, wash your hands frequently and don't touch your face What if you wsnt to wash your face
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 02:20 |
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Thread I got a slight headache I have the virus anyone in the Philly area can come over and bring Campbell's soup
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 02:42 |
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Despera posted:1918 had a 5% fatality rate I dont know about 1918 but no one in my showing of 1917 died
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 03:05 |
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Peachfart posted:Anyone panicking about this is dumb. If you are so bored you need to fantasize about this virus killing us all, go for a hike or something. I'm not panicking honestly the virus is a moron
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 03:18 |
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:And yet, bacteria are considered alive. Actually
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 03:22 |
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Many bacteria died and are not alive anymore so that is a Wrong statement
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 03:22 |
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Tree Bucket posted:That's literally what happens, isn't it? Viruses work by rewriting your DNA to turn your cells into virus-factories. So the virus is entering its initials, which are GACTACGAGACTAGATTCA... Actually virus can't write they have no hands or brains
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 03:27 |
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Charlz Guybon posted:I think this a good article on the subject of viral life or unlife You're mistaken those are cucumbers
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 03:35 |
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RandomBlue posted:Negative. I am a predatory chemistry. I tested positive for your predatory chemistry
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 03:43 |
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Wuhan virus canceled for being a predator
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 03:45 |
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coronavirus posted:yeah. this didn't happen. It did
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 03:53 |
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toggle posted:no one likes this dangerous wuhan goo I'm not sure toggle
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 03:58 |
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coronavirus posted:so it turns out you dont have a goddamn idea what you are talking about I'm in charge (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 04:16 |
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Anonymous Zebra posted:So I have a couple of buddies in the NIH and CDC back from grad school days and the basic gist they've told me is that the Chinese Central Government likely sat on this too long, which is why the pathogen has managed to spread so badly within the epicenter and throughout the country. So it's settled, I will travel to the airport and sit at the terminals for planes from China to pick up this exciting new virus and spread it so my coworkers can take off as it will only be a bad cold.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 02:31 |
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News just in, the virus killed everyone already and this is round two! Don't let it kill this afterlife like it did your first life!
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 10:32 |
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slap me and kiss me posted:One of the big vectors of transmission is fomite, which is everywhere when someone's hacking up their lungs. Tossing a body into a bag and burning it all up makes sure there's no risk that your funeral home and mourners don't get infected. I didn't realize Fortnite was that bad
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 05:56 |
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Turns out it was a false alarm he just nutted really hard
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 04:48 |
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Burt Sexual posted:I’m second guessing my super expensive trip rn Stay safe Burt
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 05:37 |
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Haramstufe Rot posted:Here is my organizational analysis: None of this is true what happened was is that somebody got sick and then other people did too
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 04:50 |
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RandomBlue posted:Your father hosed up. My boss got served a few months ago because one of his trees is apparently growing onto the neighbor's property. It's insanely bougie. People get freaking blood red mad over trees.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 10:37 |
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numberoneposter posted:if you made the elderberries into a preserve you could sell it as premium boner jam I've been preserved by this post.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 02:23 |
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I'm listening to Rainbow's Tarot Woman as sung by Ronnie James Dio. I am immune to this pitiable disease as a result.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 10:45 |
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cda posted:I just want to get this thing and get it over with Looking for a hand out huh? I'm not giving you this virus then!! Consider yourself blocked from coronavirus!
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 05:19 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 07:22 |
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:I'm going to ignore the virus Same
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 09:17 |