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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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only Jeb! can save us

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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dudeness posted:

I don't drink Corona so I'll be fine.

Lol just kidding, I'm gonna buy a 12 pack just to make sure I get it.
ive got the Budweiseritis

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Mnoba posted:

i hope i get the virus named after the best beer in the world
Pabst Blue Rabies???

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!! :11tea:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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talk about having the yellow fever :pervert:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!! :2bong:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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All those moments will be lost in time, like beers in rain.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Bat soup huh.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i knew taking all that echinacea would finally pay off

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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how about not eating bat soup in the future

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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seriously its tempting fate and the hubris will get the better of them

like when a guy is gonna propose to his wife by sky diving

god, the universe, whatever hates that poo poo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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I got my monthly dose of ambrosia.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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kazr posted:

70% isopropyl alcohol penetrates the outer layer of micro organisms more effectively due to its water content
Always wash your dick with listerine after you have some dirty sex.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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What if I keep my body's BAC high enough that my breath can light on fire?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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The estranged royals somehow had knowledge of this incident and left before it reached the UK.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Lambert posted:

Ah yes, juice and exercise, classic cures.
You underestimate the power of intervals and mangosteen.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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-cant tell if hung over or sick

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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The looming demographic crunch in China is one of the most lopsided in the world. Lot of pretty bleak reading material about the 1 child policy that hosed up family structures for decades.

The commerce secretary guy spelling out shock doctrine is uhhh exactly what you would expect from this administration lol.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i think we have learned a few lessons so far

1. dont eat bat soup
2. if you have the big flu, stay home from work
3. dont lock down 50+ million people
4. ?????
5. maybe this is the big one
6. :jackbud:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Bobcats posted:

what essential oils are good for coronavirus
put extra oregano in your pizza sauce

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i have the regular flu today :(

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Another Bill posted:

Yeah. Its loving grand. I'm in Toronto and I'd say about 1/12 people I saw out downtown today were wearing masks.

:ughh:
do ski masks count?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Ratios and Tendency posted:

Is really bad diarrhea on the list of symptoms?
those are just beer shits

which is what i thought the corona virus was at first

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i want to punch this son of a bitch in his god drat nose

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Vishass posted:

LOL Engineers are famously dumb as poo poo about everything that isn't engineering. EMTs are wannabe firemen with a high school degree and a training certificate
Post your credentials. What do you do. How have you made this planet a better place?

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Feb 2, 2020

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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I've heard rumors that lots of overseas manufacturing is shutting down.

Virus or news cycle.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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if i get sick right now, then get better, can i fly to china and start moving in on empty corners????

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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MarcusSA posted:

Just read that United Airlines and American Airlines are no longer doing flights to HK.
Seems like a couple Hong Kong based airlines are shutting down too.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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ok im not some super smart guy but there are obviously two stories going on here

1: china is a technocratic authoritarian (with slight but also overt fascist leanings) nation able to shut down cities at will

2: bad flu going on which sounds like its probably pretty bad

ps: the general health in some of these chinese cities is not good to begin with

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 11:37 on Feb 7, 2020

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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just thinking on my own two feet here but i would guess the actual infected numbers is much much higher and unless people are just sitting tight and dying in their homes then the death rate will reflect the unreported cases

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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UnknownTarget posted:

From Reddit;

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/f0xtop/the_government_in_china_are_now_locking_people_in/

The response to this is insane. It seems like it's way out of proportion - given western country's low death rates so far, the idea of being willing to sacrifice 50 million of your own citizens is bananas, to me at least.
The Chinese people certainly must have had enough of their dipshit government. Hell if they haven't been trying.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Alex Jones must be loving to hate all this.

The govt response reminds me a bit after the Boston marathon bombing, obviously different circumstance and the Chinese have taken it to another level, but I thought it was pretty loving weird to have APCs rolling down the streets.

The Boston bombing is tragic and I'm not making light of it, just comparing government response. I do not live in Boston but I would not let govt fucks search my house under any pretense.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Feb 9, 2020

numberoneposter
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Spazzle posted:

You misread, its self immolate.
self fellate

numberoneposter
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Jamsta posted:

im all set

I'm the corned beef.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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any hole is the goal :mmmsmug:

numberoneposter
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Shaocaholica posted:

Will breathing in bleach vapors/liquid kill all the virii in my lungs?
you need to keep your BAC at or above .3

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i dont "get" sick :smug:

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sincx posted:

A generic cereal crops blight (like in Interstellar) would be devastating
so what, we would just switch to beets

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

Have you guys heard of elderberry? It'll cure you as well as make your dick hard.
:awesome:
If you combine it with echinacea you will literally live forever.

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if you made the elderberries into a preserve you could sell it as premium boner jam

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