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Nov 7, 2005

Pig loving has doomed us to diseaae

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Nov 7, 2005

bomb posted:

Moving to Montana just south of Glacier to live this out up in my uncle's sweet 100 miles off-the-grid cabin-mansion that uses natural springs to generate electricity.

Also we all hunt so we should be fine.

mountain compound adventures with my cool uncle

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Nov 7, 2005

the pig gently caress curse

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Nov 7, 2005

Chrs posted:

I thought there was no cure?

Death is the cure?

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Nov 7, 2005

Roobanguy posted:

man, i've had a cough/mucus cold since Wednesday and reading this thread is making me think i have the super pneumonia. :(

Make a will

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Nov 7, 2005

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They're having intercourse with the virus as we speak

show us ur wuhan

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Nov 7, 2005

no one likes this dangerous wuhan goo

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Nov 7, 2005

there's a lung for every flu

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Nov 7, 2005

Seems like ol mother nature is getting a bit tired of the human race

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Nov 7, 2005

Biohazard posted:

Admit it, the end days would be way more fun if we knew we engineered ourselves to extinction.

Technically we have ?

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Nov 7, 2005

Injecting people with ur special serum must be the best job

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Nov 7, 2005

MarcusSA posted:

That’s what I do to your mom every Thursday night.

Thank you for your service

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Nov 7, 2005

Which animal is safer to make love to? Pig or bat?

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Nov 7, 2005

How's africa?

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Nov 7, 2005

Can we change the thread title tagline? Wuhan clan one was better

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Nov 7, 2005

Tree Bucket posted:

Yeah, fair call! Australia's corvids at least are great animals.
What is the distinction between crows and ravens, anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-wTnqIidY

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Nov 7, 2005

Was just doin a poo in an international toilet and my knob head touched the seat. Am i done? Is this it? What a way to go out

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Nov 7, 2005

death by seat sniffing

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Nov 7, 2005

What does it mean if you are farting blood?

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Nov 7, 2005

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Nature finally says "gently caress it"

"You guys really aren't going to try and save yourselves? You're really just going to multiply endlessly, making everything else around you extinct, and destroying your own life support system? Fine, gently caress it. Maybe this is what you need"

Its good hey! :)

This is the price you pay when you eat an exotic animal, ya fucks

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Nov 7, 2005

its just a flu

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Nov 7, 2005

Play posted:

I actually eat food like a toddler, filling up one fist, inserting the entire thing into my mouth, then slowly withdrawing it sans food and with the entire lower part of my arm glistening with saliva

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

nice nice keep going

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Nov 7, 2005

just hold ur poo in till this flu thing blows over

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Nov 7, 2005

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I wonder if the break-in by Chinese nationals (one who later died) at the National Microbiology Laboratory (biohazard level 4 site) in Winnipeg, Canada in July 2019 has anything to do with this

Please tell me more

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Nov 7, 2005

I've been trusting my healthy diet to give me those ghost poos/or one wipe wonders as I'm saving my toilet rolls for the real end game. No wiping till a vaccine appears

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Nov 7, 2005

show us ur roni

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Nov 7, 2005

How are strip clubs and escorts coping in these trying times?

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Nov 7, 2005

Shaocaholica posted:

Which way tho? I can see it being in saliva and then traveling all the way up the digestive tract against traffic to the stomach, creep around the acid and up the esophagus and into the mouth.

Don't try and defend your perversions you loving grot

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Nov 7, 2005

Shaocaholica posted:

If you have the lung goo can you get it all to run out with one of those upside down exercise machines?

Belching also helps

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Nov 7, 2005

Rime posted:

Do you agree or disagree that the government of China mishandled a viral outbreak and unleashed a global pandemic? What are your thoughts on the likely survival rates for Uighurs confined in the Xinjiang liquidation camps?

:thunk:

ah we need decorum in these trying times thanks

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Nov 7, 2005

WaltherFeng posted:

Im gonna be so ripped by the time this pandemic is over

don't you mean r.i.p'd :D

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Nov 7, 2005

Cacafuego posted:

:lol: at shaved head guys and male pattern baldness havers wanting us youthful looking, non-genetic failures to shave their heads too so they don’t look so lame by comparison

:lol: got em!!

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Nov 7, 2005

Can you still get this thing by sniffing some farts? Wasn't that a theory before? Infectious fart plumes? The stinky rona strain?

could that make your bung a bio weapon?

All i want to know is, will seat sniffing be my downfall? thx

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Nov 7, 2005

How do you guys think you guys (the US) will go in the coming months/year? Will you be able get it under control.. at all? Will the warmer months be the target to really start making changes?

Seeing the carnage everywhere is surreal, considering I'm in Queensland Australia where it's close to back to normal now.

And Vanuatu now has some cases :(

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Nov 7, 2005

I hope you guys are doing your best to avoid all this fuckery. Can only imagine how stressed out you'd all be. :(

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Nov 7, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

I don't even want to think about the future.

It's not looking good

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Nov 7, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The really rich smart ones have already taken the vaccine
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1340005970362155009

phew, was worried he'd miss out!!!!

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