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gh0stpinballa posted:i already made this post about 30 pages back. now you owe me 5000 dollars. But I only have $80, and I need it for weed 
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Jan 31, 2020 19:20
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U-DO Burger posted:please spend it on some good quality poo poo My guy only gave me lovely weed once, and it wasn't that bad, just dry compared to the normal stuff. The last batch I got was a strain called "Gorilla Glue" because goddamn does it stick with you.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:28
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Doccykins posted:https://www.theguardian.com/world/l...f08e1332473c08b 
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Feb 3, 2020 13:36
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Bip Roberts posted:old people die all the dang time Not fast enough
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Feb 3, 2020 21:07
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I've got one of these sweet looking things in a closet somewhere for all of my not getting poo poo in my mucus membrane needs:
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Feb 13, 2020 20:42
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Feb 13, 2020 21:11
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ma i married a tuna posted:Surely this will stop the virus, instead of creating the situation that people deny they are sick instead of risking prosecution. I was listening to an BBC interview the other day and the expert was like "yeah, quarantines are dumb because it just drives people to escape."
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Feb 14, 2020 21:03
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silentsnack posted:Ya remember how the current president of the US spends more time doing rallies to buff his ego than doing any kind of actual work?
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Feb 20, 2020 21:28
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Feb 21, 2020 16:18
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AceOfFlames posted:What if Trump gets it tho Pence gets to fulfill his lifelong dream of being president!
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Feb 21, 2020 18:45
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Mozi posted:i would bet 20 bucks that there is already at least one infected person in a majority of major cities around the world Who will be the first goon?
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Feb 21, 2020 19:12
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Dolphin posted:I have it. It's awesome lol 
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Feb 21, 2020 19:18
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MarcusSA posted:yeah it’s too late for all this. Sorry folks. Yeah, but what's the Madagascar situation?
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Feb 21, 2020 20:59
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pancake rabbit posted:no blue check but links to a real article
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Feb 21, 2020 21:03
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Limerick posted:This has been going on for a month and I'm still not sure what the gently caress is happening.  nobody does, it rules!
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Feb 21, 2020 21:17
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On the bright side, as the boomers die, there'll be plenty of job openings!
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Feb 21, 2020 21:37
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Tei posted:The strange thing is that I am not scared at all. Not for me, I am scared for my dad and mom, that are very old. But not for me. I'm not scared for anyone. I mean it would be sad if my parents bought it, but they never do anything but watch TV all day, so the likelyhood is slim. Even if I bought it, it's a ticket off of this hellworld.
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Feb 21, 2020 21:58
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stephenthinkpad posted:But what if you spread to your folks and only you make it thru? I'd have to drive 8 hours to give it to them, that's a lot of effort
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Feb 21, 2020 22:07
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Chuka Umana posted:https://nusmedicine.nus.edu.sg/medias/news-info/2230-hot-and-humid-weather-may-end-the-novel-coronavirus I'm hoping that despite it being the hottest winter on record again, that we'll have an unseasonably cold spring and summer 
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Feb 24, 2020 15:52
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Vishass posted:*thread laughs smugly as it catches the flu and covid at the same time* Now you're thinking, Coronafluenza!
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Feb 24, 2020 16:34
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Shear Modulus posted:yeah china can actually do a lockdown. would the US government be able to tell businesses to not fire their employees for not showing up for two weeks as a precautionary measure? to tell landlords to not collect rent until further notice? to arrange for free door-to-door food delivery? if your answer to those questions isn't "no"
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Feb 24, 2020 19:00
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Polo-Rican posted:worth nothing that swine flu was 2009. america in 2020 is such a fuckin weird place, where we face insane horrors every day and just tweet "lol" about them, that i have no idea what to expect I feel like in 2009, thinks weren't as hosed so we could muster more than a lol
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Feb 24, 2020 20:48
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Nonsense posted:Start summarily executing people who eat anything other than beef, chicken, pork, veggies What about french fries? 
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Feb 24, 2020 21:07
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ShutteredIn posted:we're so hosed lmao
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Feb 24, 2020 21:14
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silentsnack posted:If you're broke+uninsured and have a ludicrous ER bill it's probably a good idea to go to the hospital's billing department ASAP and try talking to something that looks relatively human; explain that you are unable to pay and if they do send collectors or sue you, all that will happen is you're forced to declare bankruptcy... which is a situation where everyone loses. One weird trick about debt is that, they usually have a point where it's not profitable to really pursue it. The cutoff point 10 years ago when I was dealing with it was around $5,000. Instead what they do is sell it off with a bunch of other debt to a collection agency who pays them less for it, something like $0.25 on the dollar, after a while they sell it off for less, and so on and so forth until it's pennies. You used to be able to work out deals on these groups because some money is better than no money. Over $5,000 and they would sue you. Do not ignore any of these notices, just show up and stall stall stall every time. If you do fail to show up, you get a judgement against you automatically. When I did get a judgement, they were really incompetent about attempting to garnish my wages. They attempted to garnish them at a place I never worked, twice, before eventually finding my part-time retail job, where I made too little for them to garnish. If you do a good enough job avoiding all of this for 7 years, it pretty much goes away. That said, I don't actually recommend doing it unless you really good reason, like being un/underemployed. It's stressful as gently caress, your phone gets inundated with debt collectors calling you at all legal hours (8am to 9pm). They call your immediate family, at 10 am on Christmas Eve. They send you tons of threatening letters, and eventually you'll have a sheriff show up at your door and hand you the legal paperwork saying you have 10 days to show up in court.
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Feb 24, 2020 21:38
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A Russian troll farm posted:Oh gently caress yeah, can I straight up just party my way through the pandemic? Smokable smokes, pissable pilsner. drink it and convert it to piss. then there's liquor, and speed... I'm fuckin invincible, baby 
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Feb 24, 2020 21:47
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CottonWolf posted:We should oppose all who attempt to hurt corona-chan on principle anyway. Notice me sempai corona-chan
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Feb 25, 2020 14:07
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Feldegast42 posted:We really need to get a goon approved list of poo poo you need to stock up on Hentai
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Feb 25, 2020 19:02
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pigz posted:The real kind of things you should be doing is talking with your family to reduce your risk profile. Identify who and what activities are likely to bring you in contact with lots of people and discuss how you might be able to reduce contact during those events. This is simple things like sitting a little further from people, or skipping gymnastics this week. Make sure everyone in the house is washing their hands regulrly for at least 20 seconds (you can since the alphabet and this is close enough). As a goon, I go to work, buy weed, and go home, so I don't have to worry about getting sick 
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Feb 25, 2020 19:08
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SKULL.GIF posted:https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1232364534783979523 I'm actually quite shocked that there aren't more US infections so far, I'd think there would be at least 3X as many
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Feb 25, 2020 19:09
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twoday posted:The neighbors across the street from me seem to have a giant second freezer on their balcony and sometimes I see them pulling food out of there, does anyone have any handy tips about grappling hooks? Just kick in their door and take their food
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Feb 25, 2020 19:42
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Chuka Umana posted:Why are people in this thread so excited about people dying? Overpopulation is a neoliberal and white supremacist myth It mostly kills people 55+, so it's the boomer death virus
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Feb 25, 2020 20:05
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MorrisBae posted:When I tried explaining quarantines to my family yesterday, they just said "WE WILL USE UBER EATS THEN" and I tried to explain that all the Uber Eats workers would be quarantined as well and they walked away Just if you think the US can pull off a quarantine
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Feb 25, 2020 20:49
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Limerick posted:Yeah but if all of the grocery staff cashiers are dead then you're still hosed when you try to get food. Only if they're olds, otherwise they're busy infecting the olds
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Feb 25, 2020 21:02
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It's Ash Wednesday my dudes. This also means Fish Fry Fridays from here until Easter
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Feb 26, 2020 12:14
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Thoguh posted:Okay Boomer. Yelp and reviews on Google exist. I'll admit that I ate at McD's a couple times when I was travelling internationally. But this was also before Yelp and smart phones, and I was just walking down the street and needed to poo poo really badly.
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Feb 26, 2020 13:25
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Rosalind posted:There's been a lot of scary talk of coronavirus this week--much of it in this thread! I'm an epidemiologist so I wrote up a brief no-fearmongering guide to coronavirus for everyone. I will try to keep it updated as new information/news comes out. Let me know if you have any questions or if there's anything I should add! nerd
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Feb 26, 2020 15:24
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Dog Toothbrush posted:It's two percent fatality if your healthcare is free and your government is willing to build new hospitals overnight at their expense 
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Internet and utilities kept working in wuhan, and the point of a crisis response will be to stop the fast spread of the illness so critical jobs can keep functioning with less risk of disruption. even our stupid country will eventually start responding. once its a major deal, enough workplaces will be shut down just from absenteeism that even the sadist managers will throw up their hands and stay home. on top of that the govt has a vested interest in maintaining those functions to help keep everyone in their homes not spreading the disease, so even trumps idiots will dust off the CDC response guides and implement them, and provide support to those functions This may be true, but the US already operates everything on a skeleton crew. The bigger issue would be having other things happen on top of the plague disruptions. A knocked over powerline is going to take longer to fix with even less of a crew than we have now, let alone if there's even a small scale disaster, such as some tornadoes.
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