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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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AlbieQuirky posted:

Right wingers just love being publicly owned, don’t they?

And yet they still hate socialism.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Well, he is less of a man, so she's partly right?

Y'know, what with the whole "lots of molestation allegations" and all that.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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JT Smiley posted:

Without a doubt the worst person I've ever had to endure in my life:



Why did you censor the name?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Powered Descent posted:

WARNING: revealing the following spoilered image will bombard you with radiation of over 600 terahertz! That's thousands of times higher-frequency than 5G signals!

Really, not joking, this actually will throw that radiation right at your face. Uncover with care:


As you've probably guessed, ~600 THz is ordinary blue light. Technical-sounding terms don't necessarily equal dangerous.


Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Skwirl posted:

Why don't we just have competent people in charge of the CDC and FDA all the time, even when it isn't an emergency?

Because where else would we put the rich failsons?

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Nov 26, 2007

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https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/1246051681592320002



Yes, Dawkins, I'm sure "the best immunologist you know" is worried about Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey and a horde of Facebook wine moms over mass human deaths, you utter fuckwit.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Yes, but deaths take precedence.

"People might die, and that would be bad publicity!"

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Nov 26, 2007

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For gently caress's sake, I'm not advocating relaxing safety standards for vaccines, I'm dunking on Dawkins because his made-up conversation put publicity over human lives.

EDIT: And also the fact he had to make up a conversation, because we know for a loving fact that if he did have a conversation like that with an immunologist he'd crow their name to anyone who'd hear that He, Big Science Man, spoke with another Big Science Man, about Big Science Things those ((PRIMITIVE THEISTS)) wouldn't understand.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Life-threatening illness is one Chipotle's signature seasonings, they probably needed him to top them off.

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Nov 26, 2007

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"Gary" is his slave name. His real name is Blue.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Have you seen this guy's high school photos? He was probably the one giving swirlies.

And assaulting women. Y'know, 'cuz he does that. Because he's a creep, he's a weirdo, and he doesn't belong here.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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If Tyson had any more sexual abuse allegations he'd become a presidential candidate.

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Nov 26, 2007

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RoboRodent posted:

You also shouldn't inject yourself with mashed potato.

Ffffffuck you, maaaaan! *shakily heats instant mashed potato flakes in a spoon and shoots up with it*


Oh godddd... THE STARCH... the starch... the staaaaarchhh...

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Dude sucks and deserves it but it's still hard to watch if you have any empathy at all.

He and his buddies inspired synagogue shootings, rampant transphobia, bigotry of all kinds. He also did all of that poo poo to himself -- the drugs, the diet, the brain damage from trying to sleep his way through withdrawal.

I'm glad Peterson isn't dead, so he can suffer some more. I feel that way because I do have empathy -- for the people his bullshit philosophy harmed.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Piss Meridian posted:

I reserve my empathy for people who agree with me politically.

i reserve mine for people who don't inspire synagogue shootings and "race realism"

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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THE DRAGON OF CHAOS IS CLEARLY FEMININE IN NATURE AND LURES YOU AWAY FROM THE HIDDEN GARDEN OF SPLENDORS JUST AS WOMEN WILL IF YOU DO NOT EXERT YOUR NATURAL MASCULINE AFFINITY FOR ORDER
-someone we should feel sorry for

Also, the dude literally earned his doctor-chops by being an expert on addiction. Like, he knew what he was doing was wrong and stupid and he did it anyway. He wrote a book about how hot stoves can be and then put his hand on it long enough to set off the smoke alarm. gently caress Jorp.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Perhaps clarify the rule with that then? Allow the politics, but ask for people to refrain from personal attacks and multi-page arguments? I'd be down with that, but making GBS threads on CSPAM and trying to become "apolitical" (which is not a thing, everything is inherently political in nature) isn't going to do anything but make it worse.

Yeah, things are tense, but you don't relieve tension by banning speech.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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You can't ban politics anyway, because in the end it turns into "anything I don't like is political" and then bad actors are given free reign to punish as they see fit.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Yes, it is. Politics is inescapable, touches every aspect of our lives, and the only ones who can ignore it are the ones responsible for the issues, ie, the wealthy. Banning politics would reduce this thread's content by a massive amount, if not kill it altogether.

I don't mind cutting back in the "BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF THE OLIGARCHS!" rhetoric -- even though I still feel that's an unreasonable request and something of an attack -- but as I've said before the banning of political speech will be limited to the mods deciding what does and does not constitute "political."

Honestly, I'm still worried they'll feel the same way about what is and isn't "CSPAM."

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Nov 26, 2007

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Byzantine posted:

kill all turks

Those fuckers dropped one section if Midgar on another section if Midgar! I don't care if they were just following Shinra orders, they're complicit!

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Nov 26, 2007

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grittyreboot posted:

There are people whose survival strategy is to hopefully be Elon Musks footstool when he declares himself God Emperor of Mars.
https://twitter.com/EliBurton_/status/1252226829567397889?s=19

He inspired me to do everything in my power to blow up Mars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRnn94RoluI

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Nov 26, 2007

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RareAcumen posted:

I'm forever the IOSM because every time I see someone making GBS threads on tumblr I get annoyed.

Tumblr deserves to get poo poo on because of the neonazi propaganda and child porn they hosted and continue to host even after they banned FEMALE-PRESENTING NIPPLES.

Like, cool, you ran off, like, 90% of your users and the remaining 10% either post SFW stuff or stuff that's legitimately horrible but your lovely bots can't detect it.

HiroProtagonist posted:

It's not racist to make jokes about how Italians talk

Mario: Hate Crime Doer

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Oh, tumblrites like furries and otherkin are mostly harmless, but there's supposedly left-leaning folks there who think it's super-cool and okay to bully someone into committing suicide because they cosplayed as a Crystal Gem while having the wrong body type or not being a person of color (IE, purple, I guess), draw porn of obviously underaged characters while raggedly panting "no she's totally 18, don't be a prude," or troll kiddy fandoms looking for minors to groom. Like, yeah, nazis are bad and should be SCOLDED HARSHLY*, but the tumblr crowd isn't without sin either.

Like, I was gonna post some of the old screencaps I took from back in the day before the Feminine-Presenting Nippleocalypse, but it's the kind of stuff Bird would prefer not be posted here so I'll respect her wishes.


*so the Powers That Be understand this is not a death threat

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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How was it sad? You got an extra hour in there, that's awesome.

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Nov 26, 2007

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T-man posted:

this post is copyrighted, quote it and expect a call from my law talking guy

I dare you to sic cumshitter on me!

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Nov 26, 2007

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Pththya-lyi posted:

Is the flour organic?

It's mineral-based.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Heath posted:

Well what the gently caress are you supposed to do with it

Use it to lure birds to the table and eat them instead to avoid paying for your meal, of course.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Some big SQUART energy there

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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That's a man enjoying his victory wine.

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Byzantine posted:

Just become a Sun worshiper and all your theological problems are solved.

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Nov 26, 2007

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flavor.flv posted:

They started doing that in Canada last year, thinking people wouldn't notice.

Everybody noticed. Parliament got involved, butter was recalled, truckloads of milk were dumped, it cost the dairy industry millions of dollars

gently caress YEAH, FOOD WASTE RULES!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Prager U is emanating powerful stopped clock energies with this post

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Nov 26, 2007

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"Breadtube" is something engaged in by schlubby pasty white liberals cosplaying as Leftists. A bunch of these Youtubers think dunking on and "debating" the fash is the same as Doing A Leftism.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

lol if you post on SA in 2021 and are completely cis and hetero. It's gay all the way down.

Also, I saved this for a different thread yesterday. These two particular IOSM haven't done much lately but I keep chuckling when I look at it so have the classic:


Smol Ben is the first lol but also just loving look at Ben's godawful smirk and Jorp's thousand-yard stare. Is it the benzos or is it having to be in the same room as Benjamin Shapiro?

yes

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Nov 26, 2007

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Baron von Eevl posted:

Also disco does suck, it's the flimsiest of dance musics.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

Can anybody give me some slurs? Good vibes only please.

Mayonnaise child, milkbaby, lard-chugger.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Jet Jaguar posted:

Guys if you're real good you can spend an extra half hour in the ball pit.

That's what I told your mom HAHA GOTTEM

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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CANCEL THE ELDERLY

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Trabant posted:

Surprisingly, its a front/back split.

You get two front halves.

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Impossible burgers taste like regular meat, just a little drier.

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