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My parents got a good couple of years extra "Santa belief" out of us by traumatizing us, albiet briefly... Excited on Christmas morn we ran to the tree from our room to find...nothing under the tree from Santa but a note. "Dear Kids, you've been too bad this year, maybe next year..xoxo - Santa" We ran bawling to our rooms, convinced our (admittedly horrible) behaviour meant no gifts from the fat man. A few minutes later we hear "Ho ho ho" blowing from the living room. We run out to our parents acting agasht that we had just missed Santa and that he had changed his mind... Along with a note from him saying so (and that we had better be good the following year or else). They legitimately hid our gifts, and put them back immediately after we ran off crying. It's diabolical. And got us.
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This is terribly lovely, and she's obviously a lovely person and worse parent. And while I won't hand it to her, the final line "if I want to be bored I'll talk to my husband about aspect ratios" was pretty good.
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Ibblebibble posted:🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO TUS 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰💯🔥🔥 Put away your TIGERS🐯🐯🐯😝 cos it is time to HUMP LIKE RABBITS🐰🐰🐇🐇🐇🍑🍑👉🏻👌🏻Fire up your 🐰🐰🐰filters 😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year No thanks.
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Panfilo posted:Pussy phrenologist is still at it, now admits to sending porn links to minors "Idiot own Social Media: Regrettably, I responded to one minor"
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For all the dialogue issues, I did enjoy Worf's line "That wasn't my fault!" in regards to the Enterprise-E
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Username at least checks out.
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Inceltown posted:e: rehosted as they got removed What a loving tool. Love seeing him clowned on.
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Cloacamazing! posted:They were shouting "No homo" in Greek the whole time, but sadly speech bubbles hadn't been invented yet, so people today are under the mistaken impression that they were gay. A misconception that could easily have been avoided if comic books had been invented earlier. I read this in the voice of Philomena Cunk.
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Oh don't worry ma'am, the Titanic II is virtually unvaccinatable." Cut to three days later when it's the Typhoid Mary Celeste o' the seas.
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