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Runcible Cat posted:Lab-grown ones are prone to mutating and eating their way up your arm. https://imgur.com/a/F7P4xrQ
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 18:25 |
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Fame Douglas posted:Is that the "I want to develop joint problems" workout? That's the "I'm going to lose my grip on the pullup bar and land backwards on my barbell paralyzing myself" workout.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 19:22 |
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A seagull once attacked my toe as I had my feet buried in sand with just the toes sticking out. I assume it thought it was a hot dog. Or maybe it just hungered for human flesh, who knows.
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 18:54 |
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Wondering what the "M word" is E: A shameful snipe
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 19:06 |
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Just eat your celery! Its good for you!
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 17:34 |
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Does "Jabroni" have any problems associated with it? It's such a middle of the road insult that people usually don't see it coming and it tends to punch above it's weight.
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# ¿ May 28, 2021 15:48 |
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Well this elevates it significantly
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# ¿ May 28, 2021 17:50 |
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Sounds like they could've used the help of Dr. Jan Itor on that one
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 15:59 |
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Hell yea, have you seen what lumber goes for now? They were just ahead of their time, playing the long game.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 17:10 |
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Dewgy posted:“IT WAS THE PURPLE BAG CHILI ONES” Will 100% go on to evangelize for this. Every day that bright purple bag stares at me from the vending machine. Calling.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 13:32 |
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Also, why on earth do you need face paint to shoot squirrles?
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 14:32 |
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Lunatic Sledge posted:do breast implants come in pill form now, because I might need to make some phone calls
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 15:13 |
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Is... is this not literally just a description of physical trading cards? That have existed for literal decades? I'm so confused.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 18:09 |
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Garrand posted:When I worked at Ace there were a group of Mexican contractors getting supplies and the old boss was mad that we weren't tailing them constantly and was absolutely certain they were stealing. The store manager at the Ace I worked at replaced a few ceiling tiles with sheets of plexiglass spray painted glossy black to give the illusion of security cameras. I don't think anyone was fooled.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2021 19:52 |
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Gonna encase my old Compaq Presario and a copy of Syndicate Wars in resin. It's really gonna tie the whole dining room together.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2021 16:06 |
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My 10th grade history teacher said the war in Vietnam ended in a tie.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2022 19:49 |
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moonmazed posted:yeah it takes them ages to find a phylactery No this is just my tantric lich, a former manticore bard named Sting
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2022 20:00 |
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I can't believe two and half pages of shoes in house discussion and no one posted this gem
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2022 17:49 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:isn't shipping that thing where you write stories about kirk and spock kissing? No I'm pretty sure thats shopping. Shipping is when you step on something slick and your foot slides out from under you.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2022 19:14 |
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SimonChris posted:https://twitter.com/TheCut/status/1539224688320122881 There's still some ding-dongs in there trying to pull a "they are bad, BUT"
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2022 16:30 |
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Supreme Court has overturned Roe vs Wade. Cool cool. Greatness restored to our very cool and normal country.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2022 16:59 |
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RoboRodent posted:Low testosterone babies. Cuck babies
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2022 15:27 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:This looks less "sexy naked women" and more "Nickelodeon sitcom" Under Dan Schneider those were essentially the same thing
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 16:39 |
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Splicer posted:Hard times make hard men Well yeah, they had to wait in a really long line for gas that one time. loving horrific man.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 14:40 |
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"EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, THEY JUST COULDN'T RESIST ME! "
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 16:11 |
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Yeah boats are great if you have a friend with one. Owning a boat is a nightmare.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2022 19:42 |
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Panfilo posted:Tim Pool is such a whiny baby lol. Why does he have what looks like a flintlock pistol crossed with a katana next to a guitar? What on earth do any of those have to do with each other?
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2023 19:29 |
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:I want games where the main character isn't female from the start but becomes it later
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 23:13 |
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Deptfordx posted:There's a ton of stuff poking out of it that could catch and chafe, nor does it look particularly secure. Holsters designed by Rob Leifeld
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2023 14:13 |
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Electric Phantasm posted:Knitting!!! https://youtu.be/-DgCZB6klOA?si=jeMCmGMY1iHvIaxX
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 18:31 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:https://twitter.com/DrWallkick/status/1773018618772492335?t=Gw-RvrIV2FSdAHKbsylllw&s=19 That tweet HAS to be a bit. Right?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 20:21 |
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What the hell was with the attempt to style the loose stragglers of hair that didn't make it into the braid?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 15:36 |
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My young girlfriend started to get mad at me but then I showed her my many important businessman files and now she loves me
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 17:49 |
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Khizan posted:I’ve seen that done with toddler’s rooms before, to keep them from getting up and wandering the house when everybody else is asleep. Doesn’t really seem any different than using a childproof doorknob cover or babygating them in or whatnot. Yeah locking your toddler in their room is loving weird. We just put a gate at the end of the hallway so they can still get to the bathroom and not have to piss all over their room. We also leave a path to their toy room so if they do start wandering the without having to use the bathroom they'll hopefully pick playing with toys instead of the toilet.
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 13:14 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 16:02 |
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nvm was a dumb post
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