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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
m-m-m-my carona

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Mayor Dave posted:

I've got a toothache today and my dentist sent an email yesterday saying their office is closed until May lmao

oh jeez, toothaches are the worst

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

twoday posted:

what I find most interesting about this meme is that of pure coincidence it rejects the holy Quaran

Guillo- all those who reject Quaran-

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

twoday posted:

It's true, get some coriander in there while you're at it

this with rice on a corn tortilla with a squeeze of lime was my staple for a few months

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

The Saucer Hovers posted:

can you feel that roni ache your balls?

OOH AHAHAHAH

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
why did the US and other countries not administer that vaccine?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
that deep breath of fresh air after exiting the supermarket and getting away from the people

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Google Butt posted:

you know what would own? like the tiniest little morsel of goodish news

you look great today!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Stefan Prodan posted:

lol i went to publix 5 days ago and literally coughed once today and now I keep going oh no do I have it..my chest feels tight...
then I did some laundry and lifted the reasonably heavy hamper up to put all the poo poo in and my heart sped up!! and I was like oh no...is it supposed to speed up that much just for lifting clothes...did I get it the roni..

pretty sure I do not actually have it but it's very annoying that I'm gonna keep thinking I do anyway

:same:

I think it's from working from home aka sitting on my rear end and not leaving the house for weeks

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
ecmo deez nuts!

*begins to laugh and breaks into a coughing fit*

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Relevant Tangent posted:

cumshitter is a treasure, who'd be his nemesis?

cobra commander

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

euphronius posted:

how does trump not have corono

God hates us all

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

uber_stoat posted:

tfw the Wheel of Fortune just barely ticks over to Bankrupt.

when you pump $10.02 worth of gas

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

triple sulk posted:

who will be the first cspammer to die to the roni

well i know who the last one will be (it's baloogan)

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
so... is excessive yawning throughout the day the same thing as shortness of breath, or is it just being tired and not getting any exercise for weeks

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

nice, gonna learn some important things from the president

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

twoday posted:

doing it incorrectly would be a grave mistake

:snoo:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Admiral Ray posted:

yeah i say this to reassure people when I'm about to gently caress up too

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

what do you think you're running from?! the disease is inside of you!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Sir this is a movie theater and we're closed

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Mummy Xzibit posted:

Yeah but the South shouldn't be counted in casualty estimates.

count them as 3/5ths of a casualty

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

look out, iraq

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
people say cigarettes make you smell like poo poo, but not to yourself or other smokers, so why would i care what a bunch of terminally uncool people think

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

err posted:

daily reminder that prester jane was right

about what

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Marlow posted:

April 2020 in Ohio vs November 2010 in Georgia



when the olive garden doors are still locked at 10:03

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

twoday posted:

please don't doxx cumshitter

that guy looks way too old to be cumshitter

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

VectorSigma posted:

going to be a great world when 33% of the population gets permanent roni lung and others take psychic damage from seeing too much stupid at once

stay at home and keep your monitor on!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Radirot posted:

why a lump $1200 nationwide and not an amount more localized to factor value of commodities? $1200 is nice for me up here but downstate it probably sucks.

Yeah I'm sure McConnell and Trump would gladly give their base less money than "inner city" people

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
I am my local giant

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
are asymptomatic carriers still getting permanent lung or other organ damage?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

maybe I'm too tired but I don't understand this tweet at all and can't even parse that sentence

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Guess those reports of covid causing tons of random clotting have legs.

at least something still does

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Air Conditioning in the US is going to kill millions in the summer

it's saved my life. i owe it that

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
https://twitter.com/anarchypup/status/1252222860812312577

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

BurntCornMuffin posted:

How does that even work? Could I go to my local oil rig and be like "if you pay me $30, I'll take that oil off your hands".

i think it works that way in large quantities yeah, but they aren't going to gently caress around with some dude buying a single barrel

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