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Posting on legendary thread first page! I predict death in April. Lots of death.
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Woot 4,000! Thank you, working hard!
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Apr 1, 2020 01:20
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Gonna be funny when BAD NUMBER blows past STONKS NUMBER.
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Apr 1, 2020 01:21
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loving LOL. The people have absolutely no capability to think and plan ahead. And they're in charge of the federal government. I can't wait for them to line out 30 days and change it to 45.
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Apr 1, 2020 01:29
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Mr Hootington posted:That is the 2and earthquake in the Yellowstone region lmao we are all dead ROFL
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Apr 1, 2020 01:57
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Mr Hootington posted:Liquor store increased all prices $5-$10 across the board. How much does Listerine cost? You can drink that can't you? Bonus really 'cuz it kills germs.
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Apr 1, 2020 02:00
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How is ash even real? Just pretend it's snow.
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Apr 1, 2020 02:07
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Can you commit suicide by eating too much cheesecake? It seems like a good way to go, right?
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Apr 1, 2020 02:18
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Am I allowed to say that I think Corona-Chan is hot?
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Apr 1, 2020 02:26
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American Cops ARDS Bitches
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Apr 1, 2020 02:42
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Mods please change my username to DEATH GOAL 240K
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Apr 1, 2020 02:43
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I sure hope some company is cranking up their body bag production!
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Apr 1, 2020 02:47
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Trump was distracted by impeachment so he wasn't on his usual A-game for the global death pandemic is gonna be a chud talking point.
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Apr 1, 2020 03:10
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empty whippet box posted:when someone they know, not just a few people removed kind of know, but really know and see frequently, dies, a lot of people will suddenly, at long last, have their bubble burst I don't know any human beings in real life so ha
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Apr 1, 2020 03:12
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Gum posted:That would mean admitting that he hasn't handled this perfectly He just did:
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Apr 1, 2020 03:14
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Dustcat posted:it means nothing, there's a lot of noise in these numbers 3 million by what date?
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Apr 1, 2020 03:29
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Looking forward to everything accelerating in April 'cuz March was hella slow.
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Apr 1, 2020 03:31
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Mayor Dave posted:Now see, to me that's I don't know how American victims can even report domestic violence because it's their husband cops who are beating them and they can't call the police. ALL Cops Are Beaters
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Apr 1, 2020 03:36
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. At least the French are helping out, you think they're putting American victims in hotels?
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How the gently caress do hospitals get off on firing physicians and nurses and other healthcate workers DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC for telling the TRUTH about their lovely stocks of PPE and stupid hospital administrative policies? MURICA. Best health care in the world baby!
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Apr 1, 2020 03:51
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Yrump is spooked and gonna resign. Then poo poo all over Pence all day on Twitter. Watch.
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Apr 1, 2020 03:59
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Apr 1, 2020 05:51
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LOL the "ventilators" that loving idiot rear end in a top hat douchebag pedo Elon Musk is bragging about donating were actually just CPAP machines.
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Apr 1, 2020 16:51
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Someone please tweet at Elon asking why he donated lovely CPAP machines instead of ventilators and then link the thread. Also be prepared to be called bad words.
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Apr 1, 2020 17:34
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SKULL.GIF posted:Not for another month at minimum LOL. We'll see, I guess.
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Apr 1, 2020 18:14
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mycomancy posted:Ok, what's up with those "ventilators" ol' Muskie sent to those hospitals? Are they CPAPs that he bought for show or are they real ventilators? Can someone back this up? My wife is yelling at me for believing fake news for sending her that. Buy her an account.
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Apr 1, 2020 18:48
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I take this to mean that young Americans are fatter and less healthy than young people from most other countries. America is always number one!
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Apr 1, 2020 18:51
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Raiad posted:that's not fair, they're good for fat people and people with hosed up noses and poo poo, like me I don't think they do jack-poo poo for COVID-19 patients dying of ARDS, buddy.
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Apr 1, 2020 18:52
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mycomancy posted:To clarify, she's saying the claims that they're NOT ventilators is the fake news. I don't believe Elon Musk could find his way out of a cardboard box so of course I think there's some catch. They're absolutely NOT ventilators. Tell her Elon is a loving idiot who spent 8 years in undergrad and only wants PR (and to be able to keep his Tesla factories open so he can force his workers to keep building cars which literally explode and catch fire), so he spent his literal pocket change on ancient crappy CPAP machines. Then buy her an account so she can become a cool goon.
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Apr 1, 2020 18:58
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Florida stay at home for 30 days order is a godsend. Why? None of the stupid redneck redhat MAGA chud imbeciles are going to adhere to it.
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Apr 1, 2020 19:03
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Over Easy posted:I am a christian and anyone praying for deliverance from this disease has no loving clue what God is all about Who the gently caress is praying for deliverance in this thread? Bring it on, binch.
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Apr 2, 2020 00:42
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Dustcat posted:the 100k-240k estimate was based on the assumption that drastic measures would be taken to slow the spread LOL this is MURICA.
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Apr 2, 2020 00:44
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:We just passed a thousand dead in a day! Mazel tov! Working hard, thank you!
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Apr 2, 2020 00:59
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Koirhor posted:lol you asses worrying about your loving cats. what happens to my son if we both die. I mean, that would be really bad. But I love my cats like they were my kids too 
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Apr 2, 2020 01:09
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This is a terrific DEATH GOAL 240K expression on Trump's face.
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Apr 2, 2020 01:14
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facetoucher cat posted:When I'm sleeping he puts his paws all over my face, it's annoying AF Awww. That means he loves you. Or is hungry.
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Apr 2, 2020 01:28
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CODChimera posted:We should switch strategies and focus on saving the cats AGREED. Yeah they may be jerks and bird murderers but they're easily still better than 60% of humans.
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Apr 2, 2020 01:29
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shovelbum posted:The math of 20% dead without treatment including young people and America completely failing at social distancing is terrifying me to the point I can't even get out of bed in the morning, no one seems to be afraid enough at all even in here That math can't be right. So don't worry about it. Eat Arby's.
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Apr 2, 2020 01:54
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shovelbum posted:Why can't it be right? It's spreading completely unchecked despite a lockdown and 20% of cases will die without hospital, these are like obvious facts Play video games and chill. President Trump is on it.
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Apr 2, 2020 01:57
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gregday posted:um did you see this show LOL
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Apr 2, 2020 02:01
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Shoot man, why is everybody freaking out?
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