Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Please know I love you all.

I mean not like a lot.

Ok

Please know I have passing acceptance of your existence all and I would prefer it that you all remain on this mortal plane.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
No one knows what is happening, No one knows what is happening, There is a lot of danger out there OK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T5Ep0n8arE

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

SKULL.GIF posted:

a vaccine is announced, but it for real causes autism

This would be pretty good...

Edit

Virus destroyed balls.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

SKULL.GIF posted:

10 weeks ago I was cackling wildly while looking at all these insane numbers and today I'm just gently accepting life, letting it wash over me like a gentle breeze, a soft wave breaking upon the sandbar

And everyone else is screaming and melting down

I'm hip, I'm cool!

Existential dread? 4 weeks ago baby!

Clear worry for society and how it will weather this storm? You know that was me 2 weeks ago!

What are you a loving baby? Your emotions are that of a toddler!

My breakdowns are full sprint you are just crawling

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
It's hard to infect cancer

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

snoo posted:

I wish I could find out if I had it in january :smith: ugh

Wide scale antibody testing is the only way this goes back to something resembling normal

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELq4iRFLiLM

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Its funny because she probably lost her job and is looking to free up cash.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Dustcat posted:

the president of the united states gets his information and takes his orders from fox news, oann, and russian twitter bots

Still better than socialism!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Homeless Friend posted:

I like it whenever cspam has a struggle session tho, it's fun

All of cspam is a struggle session, bunch of broke brain socialists talking about the revolution from the comfort of their keyboards.

I mean that includes me.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Maybe the true gaslighting was that society was worth keeping.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Opinions? Why, why should I have opinions when all will be lost to entropy and cruelty?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Blarghalt posted:

every day we're sounding more and more like space marines from 40k slowly turning to the Dark Gods

They may be dark. But they are gods.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

sexpig by night posted:

I mean, you get this isn't the ideal for either of those people right? It's kinda lovely to be all 'lol so weird' over it, dude.

Almost like people process things differently!

Don't go around policing their mental breakdowns, however slow they may be.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

sexpig by night posted:

press the button marked 'Widow Maker'

Destroy your taint!

Why pay for cock and ball torture when you can get it at home for the low price of $400?

This baby will destroy any thought you had of a functioning reproductive system!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

BgRdMchne posted:

What do cops like more, getting drunk and beating their wives, raping prostitutes then arresting them, or killing black people then planting guns on their corpses?

Ah the 3 cop humors.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
I went to the grocery store then I panic bought some non/long perishables. I feel like an idiot but that poo poo gave me an anxiety attack. Masks, people like super aggravated that you are in their 12 foot personal bubble.

Wife found some non alcohol based hand sanitizer because a rep gave it to her at work so I gave 2 tubes to the cashier... Solidarity or something.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Brush dat cat :(

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

On the bright side, the death count does not seem to be doubling every three days. By tonight it would have to be at 10,000, which is not likely.

What is it like to be a newborn?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1246586977165680646?s=20

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

a.lo posted:

somebody murdered Karen it was probably anti fascist remember those guys

Wonder why they are always wearing masks?!?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCl7Xvqf3nc

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
See the fun thing about societal collapse is we've been forced to dig our own grave for decades. Furthermore....

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8cmFAl5JPA

I try not to worry at night
For peace on Earth, peace in my mind
The bullets and the blood bringing me down
Bring me down
I try not to worry at night
For peace on Earth or peace of my mind
Telling myself
It's not so bad to die in your sleep

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

MadJackal posted:



But I still ask that you please, please forgive me.

An inhumane system breeds inhumanity.

Forgiveness is extended to all those who work within the system but not those who created it.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
[COVID-19 May] Who will survive, and what will be left of them?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Wow, a schizophrenic! on twitter?!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Ruggan posted:

yeah well I pissed her off bc I basically told her that her bullshit detector sucks - she’s like, yeah - now I regret bringing it up to you. good.

she says well there’s no harm in asking the question is it possible? because it’s very curious to her and the pieces fit together in a weird way

uh yes there is harm... there’s so much misinformation and spreading unsubstantiated claims from Facebook where someone linked a deleted medium post via web.archive is actively harmful

Yeah there is a certain type that need to be in control of their worldview and will latch onto anything that fits together in their brain so it can finally stop going "oh gently caress oh gently caress I don't know what's going on".

Just look her in the eye and said you caused this with your impure thoughts.

Or idk say scrambling to find unverifiable info during the oh gently caress stage probably causes more anxiety and sharing that information could get people hurt.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
I'm not saying it I want to remove liability from myself by stating it's not my opinion.
Because even as a poo poo sucking souless golem I still have some self preservation and underlying notion that what I am doing us wrong.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

fosborb posted:

your posts aren't that bad

It's kind of you to say but you know my words are true.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LMAO there's a forest fire at Chernobyl blowing radiation onto the wind.

Because lol, yeah, why not?

Don't forget about the locusts!!

It's round 2 and it's bigger than before!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

SKULL.GIF posted:

extremely cool to learn from the goon corona thread 3 weeks in advance of everyone else finding out that the new tests are utterly useless

now what do I do with this genuinely valuable information as an unemployed peasant

Where is that loveable SKULL.GIF that bragged about being a tree in the storm and just going with it?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

SKULL.GIF posted:

this guy is still seething about a comment I made 11 days ago and attempting to read my posts as if I wrote them in a panic


Be glad I remember anything in this hellscape.

Anyways, yeah, sorry if you read that the wrong way, was no ill intent meant.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
When is the Satan number?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Finally, Hell page for hell world.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Jesus, this is a horrible idea.

Red state blue state, dead state live state.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

sexpig by night posted:

so what is the actual plan?

Let the governors make the call.

Which is basically gonna be a partisan flu gently caress fest.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Gio posted:

no they’ll probably commit acts of domestic terrorism

Yeah this.

Probably really bad ones too!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Do not, under any circumstances, reveal the location of your bean stash.

Geocaching but for beans.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Taking those serology studies at face value is a very bad idea. Thread: https://twitter.com/trvrb/status/1251332447691628545

This week in virology also said that the serology tests can't be trusted right now because they are identifying a broader scope of corona viruses than just covid-19.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply