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snoo posted:oh for fucks sake I have to pay rent tomorrow just get elected president, then the uae will pay your rent for you bing bing bong so simple
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May 1, 2020 04:04
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Cum infections in May: 1,000,000,000
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May 1, 2020 15:17
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Any Karen born before 1973 can't be chill All they know is Applebee's, scream at waiter, vote trump, eat paint chip and die
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May 1, 2020 15:25
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Bernie :‑X
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May 1, 2020 15:32
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2DCAT posted:So... I guess NZ already eliminated COVID-19 in their country. Sounds like it's time to offer some sick chuds a free trip
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May 1, 2020 16:07
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Zeriel posted:Im seeing more homicides in the local news so everything really is returning to normal. Nature is healing itself
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May 1, 2020 16:50
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Agrajag posted:i still wonder why nerds worship this billionaire gently caress Epic bacon memes
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May 1, 2020 16:50
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Agrajag posted:liek do people not read about what apartheid SA was like and how people working in mines were treated? elon musk was practically from a slave owning family Technically the mine was in Zambia (not better)
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May 1, 2020 17:07
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poty posted:https://twitter.com/Noahpinion/status/1255990055107047424 WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY calm down, man
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May 1, 2020 20:23
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May 1, 2020 22:25
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euphronius posted:why is every twitter bot a name followed by a string of numbers That's what Twitter's account creation defaults to-your name and a string of random numbers. Most people will choose something besides the default, but the botnets don't give a gently caress and a lot of boomers miss it during sign up.
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May 1, 2020 22:26
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This dude is live streaming from Huntington Beach and it's pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuLcKKByXk
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May 1, 2020 22:42
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Who the gently caress is she related to? There's no way she writes for six figgies on her own merit
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May 2, 2020 01:04
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:just an aside wasp killer is probably one of the most powerful weapons you can buy that isn’t explicitly so Also you can turn cans of wasp killer into nerve gas bombs
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May 2, 2020 22:44
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helta posted:Do tell The can is already a pressurized cylinder of a neurotoxin, I mean
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May 2, 2020 22:45
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helta posted:So blow that poo poo up? That easy? Apply heat, boom ALLEGEDLY, PARODY
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May 2, 2020 22:47
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it sucks i need a new glasses prescription but there are no optometrists
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May 2, 2020 23:24
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theflyingexecutive posted:there are some websites that have online vision tests if that works for you. probs can’t do astigmatism or anything fancy tho i know my prescription strength, there's a dimension where they measure the shape of the eyeball to make sure the lens is shaped properly and that's what i don't have
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May 3, 2020 00:01
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goddamn orange county sucks, let me out of here already
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May 3, 2020 00:30
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Samurai Sanders posted:Do other countries have people getting in big groups protesting against the restrictions or is that just an American thing? american exceptionalism, baby
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May 3, 2020 00:33
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Huntington Beach CA astounding, my office is about a mile from here and it still makes me laugh how many stupid chuds live here
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May 3, 2020 00:59
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Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:lamfao I feel like I'm losing my mind, they're reopening the highest risk businesses first! Death cult is too polite
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May 3, 2020 16:03
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Woofer posted:I had tickets to see Celine Dion in March and also Motley Crue in August and since the concerts are just postponed as of now I can’t get my money back Which one has top billing
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May 3, 2020 16:46
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May 3, 2020 16:57
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At the very least holy poo poo stop eating beef
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May 3, 2020 16:58
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snoo posted:everyone should be safe at home and all rent and mortgage and debt payments should be suspended and the government should be providing financial aid that isn't means tested and should be getting food and supplies to people while supporting the hospitals and the workers who really are necessary But what about human nature
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May 4, 2020 06:08
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Inceltown posted:https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1256924470020890624/pu/vid/1280x720/jwXN-gVQHMPZdCB5.mp4 #gotem
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May 4, 2020 15:02
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I was genuinely planning on getting a new job and moving this summer, now there's probably no way that's happening
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May 4, 2020 15:08
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There are white people who quite literally say I will die if it means a dirty non-white can't get health care either
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May 4, 2020 16:32
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My city closed all the hiking trails because people couldn't stay far enough away from each other
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May 4, 2020 16:36
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Wait they gave the kid a.c- in PE while the kids is at home and hasn't even seen the teacher in months? WTF
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May 4, 2020 16:43
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Gonna ride, ain't a loving thing you can do about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Q
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May 4, 2020 17:40
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snoo posted:what part of "stay the gently caress home" do you people not understand I'm sorry when I see a swear my brains goes blank, I don't think I understand any of that
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May 4, 2020 20:10
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/IvanWerning/status/1256988298968535040?s=20 Every single tweet is better than the last
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May 4, 2020 20:11
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power word- Jeb! posted:it's great actually It's great, but I'm a homebody by nature and I'm still losing my mind Another year of this and people are going to be straight up killing each other just for a change of pace
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May 4, 2020 20:13
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TBH I don't bother disinfecting, one of my roommates is an administrator at a hospital treating covid patients and the risk of catching it from food is orders of magnitude less than catching it from her I wear the mask not because I'm scared of catching it, I wear the mask to cut down on potential asymptomatic spread on my part
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May 4, 2020 20:33
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/reggieaqui/status/1257390435296739342?s=20 gently caress my boss is gonna make me come back to the office as soon as possible I don't want to go back
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Crusader posted:i got you fam
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