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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Trainers? And I don't think those gloves are done up right, either!

Welcome to the all new, improved, and definitely better bike gear thread.

Ask questions and give your opinions on anything you can use to protect your tender Goonflesh from the road, plus the two grand’s worth of electronics you need to help you get ten minutes down the road to the coffee shop. I’ll try and keep the FAQs and posts up to date and linked here but please PM me if I miss anything.

What is this thread for?
Discussion of what gear to wear, where to get it from, how to look after it, and all your One Weird Tricks to turn a quarter-hide fashion jacket into a full one-piece race suit. Gear includes all clothing, plus gadgets like helmet cams, headsets etc, as well as luggage and other non-mechanical attachments to your bike.

There are dedicated posts explaining what you want to look for in:
Helmets
Protective clothing
Gadgets
Luggage

These posts will appear as soon as someone writes them - hint, hint.

Naturally of course feel free to chip in with your own contributions and corrections.

The old bike gear thread - which contains ten years of solid Goon knowledge about the best way of getting sweat out of leather - can be found here.

Where can I buy all this stuff?
Online retailers:
EU:
https://www.icasque.com (or change the .com to your local TLD to save the effort of changing pricing) - excellent online retailer for mid-high tier kit, often the cheapest online and a quick google for “icasque voucher” can normally find you a discount.

UK:
https://www.racevisors.co.uk/ - cheap replacement OE and third-party visors
https://www.motohaus.com/ - UK importers of SW Motech luggage, with a good selection of other brands too - excellent customer service.


Bricks-and-mortar:
UK:
Infinity Motorcycles - only decent chain left now that J&S have gone to poo poo. Good selection of kit, friendly staff, and can generally be persuaded to price-match online costs
Dainese D-Store - I know I’m outing myself here, but if you want Dainese kit they’re cheapest and you get proper Premium Brand Treatment.

(Please chip in with your recommendations, these are basically just the ones I use)

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Choosing a helmet: Shininess is not the only factor.

I'm not going to bother talking about *why* you need a helmet, if you genuinely think you need no head protection on a motorbike you're probably right because you're too loving stupid to live anyway. I *will* try and address the most common bullshit about helmets as it comes up though.

Thanks to forums poster Razzled we have a pretty stark demonstration of why you do not gently caress around when it comes to helmets:



Click here for the gory details, but that's a helmet that has literally just saved someone's life. A couple of centimetres of foam is the literal difference between life and death. Buy a good helmet and make sure you take care of it.

Construction

All crash helmets work on the same basic principle, which is that it isn't speed that kills, it's the sudden stop. The human skull is actually pretty loving robust when dealing with the kind of damage that could be done before some far-ago genius looked at a rock and at the bloke in the cave over who had all the food and invented toxic masculinity. You can take some pretty impressive blows to the skull and get away with nothing more than a cool scar (or in my case, several uncool scars and a big divot I can't really explain). What you *can't* take is sudden, violent changes in direction - that nice hard skull is suddenly a liability when it tries to go into reverse in a hurry and your brain doesn't get the message until it slams into it.

What a crash helmet seeks to do is slow the rate at which your head changes direction in an impact. Consider one of the standard BSI certification tests, of dropping a helmet from six feet onto an anvil. If that was your head, it will be trying to decelerate from about 15mph to zero more-or-less instantaneously, surprisingly (but not coincidentally) close to the 100g deceleration that is the area where brain damage becomes likely. If you can instead spread that deceleration over 5/100ths of a second the deceleration is a mere 13g, or about the same as sitting heavily on a chair.

The way almost all crash helmets do this is with EPS foam - a high-tech name for what is, essentially, the stuff you get in beanbags and dodgy 70s ceiling tiles. Expanded polystyrene is lightweight, very cheap, easy to form, and crucially is perfectly suited to absorbing and dispersing the huge amounts of energy involved in slowing your great big melon down. It's basically molecular-scale bubble-wrap - billions of little closed cells that pop when it's compressed. Because it takes time for that pressure to build up and the bubble to pop, it tends to gently slow any impact in a way that scales perfectly with increased force, without rebounding (and just causing you the same problem in the opposite direction.

Incidentally this is why the received wisdom in some quarters that you can just squash it to shape is dangerous bullshit. Don't do that. It's very, very easy with surprisingly little pressure to compress EPS to the point where any protection it gives is completely gone. Look at that picture of Razzled's helmet again, and wonder if you're willing to cut into that safety margin just to get the wicked cool graphics. More on that in the selection and replacing sections, below.

EPS also has a number of drawbacks though. First of all, it's fragile - obviously, because that's how it works, but it's not just fragile in desirable ways. It tears easily (as anyone unpacking an appliance with a cat around can tell you), is very sensitive to solvents (particularly hydrocarbons), is sensitive to both heat and cold, and degrades quickly in UV light. This is solved by having a hard shell surrounding it, normally of some sort of plastic but increasingly nowadays a composite of some kind - more on that in the selection section below.

EPS is also an extremely effective thermal insulator, which is not a desirable property of anything touching your skin - a bare foam interior would be intolerably hot in anything above arctic temperatures, which is also a problem because another thing that can dissolve it is sweat, as well as the oils in your skin and hair. It also, as mentioned above, *cannot* be safely compressed to fit, so unless you have it custom-moulded it will not fit snugly enough to stay in place (and because most people's heads are wider at the top than the bottom, it would be impossible to put on without compressing the foam anyway. So helmets will also have an inner liner, normally of some kind of synthetic fabric (some have cotton but that gets really nasty really quickly) with some ordinary open-cell foam rubber in it. This allows the helmet to fit comfortably *and* snugly, and helps keep the helmet in place, as well as protecting your foam.

However, there's a limit to how far padding can accommodate the very different shapes of heads people have. Manufacturers will use a form for the interior of the EPS that is something close to average but will vary a bit based on customer feedback. There's old bikers tales about Shoei being shaped like Japanese heads, AGV like Italian ones, etc, but - whatever the brightest minds of the 19th century will tell you - there's not actually an Asiatic skullshape, let alone ridges that denote untrustworthiness. It's literally that there's such a wide variation in head shapes that all manufacturers - even ones like Shark, who change shape with each model - can claim to be working with an "average" shape.

(If you're even now flexing your calipers ready to prove that I have the brow of a Welshman, just try on a Shoei and an Arai - both Japanese manufacturers, but they sit at almost exact opposite ends of the range of shapes that helmets come in)

Selecting a helmet
If at all possible, this is so much easier to do in a shop than online. Nobody really knows what shape their head actually is, and I've never seen two sites (or even two posters) agree on exactly what a "long oval" compared to a "short round" head shape is. There's also a massive range of different options, from cosmetic to functional, which we'll cover first before telling you to completely ignore them. It'll help if you have a rough idea of price and features you're after when you go in, but as with any purchase don't convince yourself you *need* any of them. Let's start with the actual type of helmet first.

Broadly there are 3 types of crash helmet:

Open face



The original and (not quite) the worst. There is no justification for an open-face helmet - you don't look like Steve McQueen, you look like a muppet. Theoretically provides some protection against head injuries, but...



they fail to protect you in over 30% of crashes where your head touches the ground. In fact the sacrificial structure that saves your brain in those types of crashes is... your face. Even your average goon isn't going to be improved, looks-wise, by using their chin as a crumple zone - get a proper helmet. One thing advocates of open-face helmets will tell you is that they're actually safer, because full-face helmets just snap your neck. As with most bullshit there's the tiniest grain of truth buried in there - the very first full-face lids were just old open-face designs with an added chin-bar, like the OG Bell Star:



While you’re clocking the sealed visor and lack of ventilation - nice and toasty - check the back of it, which extends considerably past the base of the skull. An impact that lifts the head - say going over the handlebars - will bring that lip down onto your spine like a guillotine. This was not a problem with open-face lids with this design because of the whole "face as deformable structure" situation. Modern helmets - even open face - naturally no longer have that design.

Also in this category are most MX-style helmets - the chin bar on them is designed to protect your mouth from pebbles and branches while leaving as much space as possible for you to breathe, considering the much harder work of off-road riding. On the road, especially at speed, they’re going to be hard work, and may even be actively dangerous in a high-speed crash. There are MX-styled full-face and flip helmets if you like the look, but they’re not really one thing or the other - too heavy and stuffy for serious off-road riding, noisy and draggy at high speeds.

If you (think you) have a reason to actually have your face uncovered, consider the next, and newest, entrant onto the scene:

Flip-front helmets

Also known as "system" helmets (after the BMW System 1 that was the first to properly implement the idea), or "modular" (strictly this is only for helmets where the chinbar is completely removeable).

They come in two main flavours - by far the most popular is the Caberg-invented rotational style, where the chinbar and visor rotate up from a position more or less where the visor hinge is on a normal helmet:



(The visor may or may not be flippable independently of the chinbar)

There's also the original BMW "Ferry leaving the harbour too quick" style where the entire front of the helmet pivots up from a hinge above the visor, now so rare I can't even find a picture of it - even newer BMW helmets are the rotational style, although considerably chunkier than most.

Now it's really important to pay attention to the small print with these kinds of helmets. Some of the cheaper and/or cooler ones aimed at scooter riders are actually legally classified (where the law makes the distinction) as open-face helmets - the chinbar is non-structural and is not likely to offer much protection in a crash. Some are classified as full-face helmets because the chinbar is essential to the structural rigidity of the helmet and they fail crash tests if the chinbar is open, and some (mostly the really expensive, heavy ones) are properly safe in both positions (facial injuries notwithstanding).

Personally, I don't see the point if you're not a delivery rider or police and so need lots of face-to-face contact, but I know a lot of people like them. The rules for buying them, apart from the above, are exactly the same as for...

Full-face helmets

You know what these look like. Generally speaking the safest and most comfortable.

Of course there's also an absolute fuckload of...

Not actually helmets

There's an awful lot of things that people wear on their head that are not helmets. Bandanas to cover up bald spots, anything sold as "DOT APPROVED!!!" (the DOT certification we'll come back to, it's the exclamation marks telling bandana-wearers that this is the bare minimum they need to do to avoid being prosecuted in states that require helmets in the US that we're looking at here. They're basically kiddies riding helmets painted gloss black:



What's great about them is that the fact they have so little foam they're literally pointless in a crash is completely negated by the fact that they'll just fall off in a crash (or after a violent sneeze) anyway. Anyone wearing one of these is a wanker and a coward who's saying "MEEH I'M A SCARY OUTLAW BUT I DON'T WANT THE POLICE TO SHOUT AT ME".

Less common nowadays are things that are actually normal helmets but are fatally flawed in some way for bike use. The OG Simpson Bandit, darling of the 90s streetfighter crowd long before The Stig got his supermarket-denim-dad stink on it, is the best example of this:



It's actually designed for open-cockpit car racing and not only lacks enough EPS to pass even the laxer BSI tests for helmets at the time, it also has that spine-guillotine back design (specifically to interact properly with the horse-collar neck protection that some racers wore before the HANS device came along). Simpson do make a compliant helmet now but like I say Top Gear have ruined it.

Finally of course we've got those retro helmets like Biltwell and the various other companies churning out Bell knockoffs for the hipster crowd. Anyone wearing one of these is, if anything, even more of a wanker than the armoured yarmulke types - because they're not even street legal, they're just cosplay items. They're for mods who think they're rockers, and frankly anyone in either camp should be getting the flickknives and chains out.

Once you know what type you want, you should think about features that you want. Like I say, almost all of these are optional (and you certainly shouldn't pick a helmet that doesn't fit just because it has a particular farkle you have your heart set on).

Selecting a helmet - features

Shell material and size

Shell size is a really useful indicator to look out for - most manufacturers will have less shell sizes than they sell head sizes, meaning if for example you take a Medium helmet you might have a 2XL outer shell with the difference made up with extra EPS. At first this sounds like a good thing, giving you extra protection, but suddenly you’re dealing with a much bulkier and heavier helmet than you need to. Most manufacturers do 2-3 shell sizes, but premium models may have a different shell for each size.

Material isn’t as important a consideration as it once was. Nowadays it’s basically a choice of two - polycarbonate and composite.

Polycarbonate is lightweight, cheap and easy to work with. However until recently received wisdom was that it offered less protection than other materials, particularly ABS, because it is much more flexible (ping-pong balls are made of polycarbonate, Lego bricks from ABS, to give you an idea of the difference). The thinking went that in a crash, that tendency to bounce rather than crack would increase the loads on your head and neck, and the flexing of the shell might compromise the EPS before it even had a chance to do its job. As such polycarbonate was banned from most race tracks.

However actual testing proved that not to be the case, especially for thicker shells, and in fact that ABS had a tendency to shatter and penetrate the EPS. As such ABS is now basically never used in (road-legal) helmets.

Composite materials started turning up in the 70s with glass-reinforced plastic, harder to work with but lighter and stronger than other plastics, and by the 90s various combinations of GRP, carbon fibre, and carbon-kevlar were de rigeur in high-end helmets. Lighter than other plastics and stronger than steel it’s still found in race helmets, where the grams shaved are worth the expense, but mostly now not found in any but the most expensive road helmets. Composite lids are still considered safer than other materials, because the shell is also a sacrificial structure - they’re designed to crack in an impact (technically the epoxy cracks, the substrate retains the integrity of the helmet), meaning that there’s even more impact protection than from the EPS.

This however is another advantage of polycarbonate for everyday use - a slight drop of a polycarb lid will have no effect on the crash protection of the helmet, but even a one-foot drop of a composite lid may be enough to start it fracturing internally and compromise the integrity of the shell - see the Replacements section below though.

Weight
Weight isn’t actually as important a factor as you may think. Some say that it’s a fatigue thing, but really even the heaviest helmets are absolutely dwarfed by the load put on your neck by just riding at 50mph. Others claim a safety consideration - a very heavy helmet will increase the load on your neck in crashes where you land on your side, risking injury even if the rest of your gear does its job . Since polycarbonate construction became the norm though, most helmets don’t vary much in weight any more - normal open-face lids come in between 1200 and 1800gms, with flip-fronts being a few hundred more. ABS lids could weigh over 2 kilos (and the aforementioned BMW System lids even more than that), and there was no particular increase in serious neck injuries among users of those helmets. Toe injuries if you happened to drop one were through the roof, though.

Lining

Although it may not appear safety-critical, as your “interface” with the helmet, this may be the most important part. It will determine the fit, the comfort and generally your experience, and it’s definitely something that helps explain the big price differences between cheap and premium brands.

The most basic lining is just some foam rubber with some nylon over it. The padding will be thickest around the cheeks, and this is critical for a good fit (see below), and thinnest around the brow area (which stops the helmet vibrating as much in turbulence).

As you go up in price, you start to get some more exotic materials, particularly microfibre to wick away sweat, and/or with antibacterial coatings to keep the smell down.

At the top end you start to get interchangeable padding sections to improve the fit, completely-removable liners to allow you to pull the whole lot out and throw it in the washing machine (something that can completely rescue a seemingly terminally-sweaty lid), cutouts for installation of comms systems (see separate post), and even air-bladder systems to get you a perfect custom fit.

Visor

I didn’t put the visor in the construction because construction-wise (and certainly safety-wise) there’s very little to choose between them. However the visor is one of the most important parts of your interaction with the helmet and absolutely should be a major part of your decision. Legally the visor must be clear, although you can buy third-party tinted visors for almost every helmet out there. Tool-free/quick release visor mechanisms are basically universal now even if they’re all way more fiddly to deal with than they pretend to be, so having a spare visor to swap in when needed in your bag is possible.

As well as various degrees of tint, you can usually find various other treatments, either cosmetic (gold/silver/iridium) or functional - yellow tints to reduce glare (old wisdom that’s probably bullshit), polarising filters to reduce dazzle from reflected light (will probably make your LED gauges unusable) and the inexplicably popular photochromatic visor - like Reactions sunglasses, in bright sunlight these visors will slowly darken, then clear as the light goes away. Personally I don’t get the point - they take up to 90 seconds to change, so can leave you badly vulnerable for example going through tunnels - but other people absolutely swear by them.

Note that many or all of these may be illegal in your particular area. Across most of Europe anything more than a 30% tint (a very light smoke effect that’s basically useless) is illegal, which also includes most of the other types of visors above. Ridiculously you can have sunglasses as dark as you like on underneath though.

Some visors are double-glazed to reduce fogging but they’ve almost entirely been replaced by Pinlock. Pinlock is a hydrophilic internal visor insert that - if properly installed - basically eliminates visit fogging. The name comes from the installation method - two small pins glued into holes at the sides of the visor which help keep it pushed tightly in place. Pinlock can be installed on almost any visor but extra points if the pins are already there, and double extra if it comes pre-installed (the inserts aren’t cheap). Pinlock also make inserts with most of the treatments mentioned above too, which is usually legal.

Some helmets also come with a second, internal tinted visor that can be flicked up and down separately which is a really useful thing if you do a lot of urban riding, coming in and out of shadow a lot, or live somewhere where you’ve literally no idea whether or not the sun will be out. Arai and a few other manufacturers do the same trick but with an external visor that covers a small portion of the main one (a high-tech and expensive version of the old racer trick of just putting tape across the top of the visor to use like a sunshade in a car).

One feature some riders appreciate is a way of locking the visor a little bit open - sometimes this is on the ratchet of the mechanism itself, sometimes it’s a little wedge on the mechanism or the chin bar that stops the visor closing all the way. Pinlock and improved vents make this pretty much redundant (and noisy!) but it’s a nice-to-have feature if you’re going to be in particularly hot or cold weather.

Strap closure

Most helmets come with the standard D-ring closure on the strap - it’s easy to use, very reliable, and very secure, but some people really struggle with them especially with cold hands, or might want to take the helmet off without taking their gloves off, or just fancy something different. Some helmets come with a quick-release - basically like a car seat-belt release - which is a bit bulky and requires readjustment if you want to wear a scarf or something, but is without a doubt the easiest one to use. The other common method is the ratchet - basically something like a very sturdy ziptie with a release, which is almost as quick to use but retains the flexibility of the D-ring.

However, note that both of those systems *may* fail unsafe, unlike the D-ring, and as such are banned at many tracks if you are thinking about going racing.

Vents and aero features

Almost all helmets will have some sort of ventilation built in (beyond having an opening visor). Vent design, along with the rest of the aerodynamics, is one of the features that really differentiates the cheap from the expensive, but it’s not as simple as more vents = better than. Vents - being holes through the shell and EPS and having a moving part on the outer shell - need careful design to avoid weakening the helmet, and badly-designed ones will introduce a load of noise into the helmet at speed.

Broadly you want at least two - one at the front and one at the back - to allow hot air to be drawn out (although some designs use wizardry to eliminate the exhaust vent). A well-designed lid will also have some sort of aerodynamic features. Those old ping-pong-ball helmets were almost the worst possible design - at speed they generate a huge amount of drag and lift that put a huge amount of strain on your neck. Newer helmets have shapes that are designed to eliminate that as much as possible, but again on cheap helmets they can produce odd effects like vortex shedding (which feels like someone pulling the helmet side-to-side) and turbulence throwing you in every direction.

This is something you can’t really assess in the shop and you’ll have to read reviews about, but like I say this is definitely something that more expensive helmets do better than cheap ones.

Chin curtains, neck rolls, and other ancillaries

Some helmets - particularly ones designed for touring and long-distance riding - will come with a detachable chin curtain, a little strip of cloth that covers the gap between your chin and the chin bar. This can considerably improve the noise insulation of the helmet, at the expense of reducing the amount of ventilation (which might be a good thing in colder climates).

Similarly some will have a detachable neck roll, a thicker bit of cloth that covers most of the bottom of the helmet - this can improve fit and comfort, although they’re mostly out of fashion now, with the neck roll integrated into the lining or absent altogether.

Other useful little things to have are nose guards - a little bit of plastic you can attach to the chin bar to bridge the gap between your nose and the chin bar, to deflect your breath down and away from the visor to reduce fogging.

Certifications
There’s a fairly baffling array of different certifications for crash helmets - I’ll cover the main ones here. Suffice it to say if the one you’re looking at doesn’t have at least one of them, forget it.

ECE 22.05
This is a worldwide standard that guarantees a minimum baseline of protection (based on the old green-label British Standard BS 6658:1985.1, fact fans). Any ECE-certified helmet should be road-legal in just about every country on Earth apart from the US (of course).

DOT (FMVSS 218)
A US standard required for a helmet to be legal on the road in the US. The standard is slightly more generous than ECE (allegedly because ECE was converted to metric and rounded up from the old BSI standard which, as the first legal standard in the world, was copied by everyone else) but crucially unlike all of the other certifications here is it *self certified* - that is the manufacturer can just slap a DOT sticker on anything they want and sell it as DOT-approved. In theory the DOT are supposed to test random samples and fine the manufacturer for any non-compliance. Guess how well that’s going?

If you see a helmet with *only* a DOT certification, just walk away.

ACU
The Auto Cycle Union, the governing body for UK motorcycle racing, certifies helmets at two standards - the ACU Silver Star (very rarely seen) is for open-face helmets, and the Gold Star for full-face.

The FIM, the international body, has adopted the ACU standards so you’ll see the gold stars on helmets all over the world (although they’re not an absolute requirement outside of the UK). You’ll need a Gold Star (or international equivalent) helmet to compete in almost any kind of motorsport, and it’s also a handy “This helmet is better than the bare legal minimum” standard).

Snell
The Snell Memorial Foundation in the US run an independent testing programme that is considered about the highest standard for helmets in the world. It’s entirely voluntary, but if you’re buying a US-model helmet and it’s *not* Snell-certified that’s probably not a great sign.

There’s some people who claim - like with SHARP and ACU - that the racetrack-focused standard is actually too high, and somehow makes helmets less safe in lower-energy impacts. This opinion is very popular among makers of helmets that pass ECE or DOT but fail Snell - but it is, of course, complete bollocks. Notably none of these complaints are ever able to point at a helmet that passes Snell but fails other standards.

SHARP
Not technically a certification, the Safety Helmet Assessment and Rating Programme is a UK government initiative seeking to close the gap left by the deprecation of the old BSI standards when the UK adopted the ECE standard. The BSI offered three levels of certification (known as white, green and blue by the colours of the labels applied to helmets that passed the tests).

Similar to the Snell standard, SHARP uses a much higher-energy impact, as well as multiple impacts on multiple points. Unlike Snell, it also publishes the full results and offers a score out of 5 rather than a simple pass/fail.

A 1-star SHARP rating is equivalent to an ECE certification (technically it’s actually slightly below the ECE standard but it’s not a distinction worth bothering with). 3 stars is roughly equivalent to both Snell and ACU Gold (although SHARP allows open-face helmets unlike those), and a 5-star is informally “Any crash that beats this rating is going to kill you half a dozen other ways first”.

The SHARP website is searchable and also includes info on other features like closure type, shell sizes, and other information handy for selecting a helmet.

As with Snell, manufacturers who regularly score low on the SHARP ratings claim that it’s too harsh and actually leads to a less safe helmet, and just like Snell it’s a completely ridiculous insinuation that they’re never able to prove without the sort of tortured logic you hear from “Actually helmets kill more people than they save” types

The only real drawback with SHARP is it only tests helmets sold in the UK - as some manufacturers don’t (officially) export to the UK they’re missing from the list, and other manufacturers have different helmets for different markets. If you can’t find the one you’re interested in on SHARP but it is at least Snell or ACU-rated it’ll probably be fine. .

Fitting a helmet
This is absolutely the most important part. A £50 helmet that fits will give you much better protection than a £500 one that doesn’t.

If at all possible, do this in a shop rather than online, especially if you’re not sure what size and shape your head is. I personally have a prejudice against online shopping for helmets *anyway*, but this isn’t the time and place.

Once you’ve found one that’s the right combination of cool graphics and amazing features, grab something that’s close to your size - manufacturers publish sizing guides but as they never seem to measure from exactly the same spot it’s still pretty hit and miss. Pop it on (resist the temptation to force it on - if it’s too small you’ll know, go up a size).

It should feel very slightly too small around your entire head (think of a baseball cap done up a bit too tight). Don’t worry if it feels really tight around your cheeks, that’s normal for a new helmet. Do the strap up and try to rotate the helmet on your head in all directions (moving the chinbar left and right and up and down, then trying to twist it), and try to pull the helmet off from the back.. If it moves any further than a cm or so (basically the slack in your skin) it’s too big, go down a size.

Sometimes you get lucky with your head size and shape and find one that doesn’t feel tight but which still won’t move, which is why it’s important to do the tests with trying to move it rather than just going on feel.

If it *doesn’t* feel equally tight around your head it probably isn’t the right shape for you. A little gap above the ears is fine (particularly if you’re going to wear glasses under it), and a gap at the very top of the head is okay too. Try a helmet from a different manufacturer (this is where a decent shop is invaluable, because they should be able to advise you what to try based on where it feels tight.

Once you’ve found one that doesn’t move and feels okay, leave it on for a good ten or fifteen minutes (this is a good time to try out the vents, and also confirm how cool you look in it). If you notice any hot-spots - areas that get more painful as you leave it on - then again it isn’t the right shape for you. Some people will tell you that you can compress the foam in those areas to rectify this but that’s a really, really bad idea. Compressing the foam in one spot can fatally weaken it, and while it’s extremely unlikely, that sort of compromise could be the difference between having a cool story for the pub and having your loved ones at the side of your bed saying “He’s in there, I know he is”, which really isn’t a price worth paying for the Monster Energy Limited Edition lid you’ve got your eyes on.

If after ten minutes the helmet still feels good, you’re good to go. Don’t be afraid to keep trying different ones on until you find a perfect one.

It’s also a good idea to bring any glasses/sunglasses you’re going to want to wear with the helmet to make sure you can get them on and off with ease - most helmet liners are designed with this in mind but some aren’t, or some combination of the liner, your particular head shape, and the design of your glasses might make it impossible to get them on or wear them comfortably.

Once you’ve settled on one, make sure you get a fresh, boxed one. Don’t accept the display model - you’ve absolutely no idea how it’s been treated. Ever noticed just how flimsy the boxes helmets come in are? There’s a reason for that - it’s a great telltale for how the helmet has been shipped or stored. If it’s damaged, ask for another. When they bring it out, it goes without saying that you should check it actually fits (again, you’ve no idea how old the one on the shelf is and how many giant melons have been thrust into it).

Congratulations, you’ve got a new helmet. Now let’s talk about getting another new one!

Replacing a helmet
Probably nothing causes more spirited debate among bikers than when it’s time to replace a helmet. Of course many will do it every year when the new colours come out, but for the rest of us, there’s a few clear end-of-life indicators.

Crash damage
If you’ve had a crash at any speed and the helmet hit the ground, it’s replacement time. EPS is a one-time thing, and even the most measly walking-speed crash, if the helmet touches down, is enough to weaken it considerably. If this seems harsh and expensive, try crashing less.

Wear and tear
This is going to vary hugely depending on the helmet and your use of it, but the reliable indicators are that the helmet starts to feel looser than before, any kind of fraying on the straps, notable cracking or discoloration of the EPS (move the liner around to be sure), any noticeable discoloration of the outer shell, and any scratches or dings that go through the paint to the shell underneath.

More subjectively, stuff like visor ratchets getting too loose, fraying or tearing of the liner, scratches that don’t go through the paint, and just general shabbiness are an indicator that you should at least be considering a new lid.

Non-crash damage
On top of general wear and tear, you should consider replacing the helmet if it sustains any kind of damage likely to compromise its safety. As mentioned with composite helmets, this could be as small as a drop from a couple of feet, or from 4 or 5 feet for polycarbonate lids (the mechanism is different - a polycarb shell will easily survive a fall from far greater heights, but by deforming and springing back. As the EPS is much less flexible than the shell, this could lead to it cracking or otherwise deforming in a way that fatally compromises it.

In both cases, major manufacturers may offer an inspection service for this kind of damage - 99 times out of a hundred they’ll tell you to replace it for liability reasons, but again we’re talking about your head here so it’s not something you want to take a chance on.

Age
Almost all manufacturers specify a lifespan for their helmets - normally 5-7 years - but this is a shelf life, not a service life. The date of manufacture will be clearly marked on the box and should be on a label somewhere in the helmet (check inside the liners and under the straps). Once you reach that lifespan, no matter what state the helmet’s in, you should seriously consider replacing it. EPS degrades over time, as do most shell materials.

Because of the massive difference in uses, it’s impossible to say what the actual service life of a helmet should be. Personally I’ve found 3-4 years is generally the point where I want to think about replacing it, but that’s going to be a personal thing.

Other helmet FAQs

Can I repaint a helmet? What about stickers?
Short answer Yes if, long answer no but. Repainting a helmet is certainly possible but you have to *really* know what you’re doing, and it’s definitely best left to the pros. Painting over an existing design just won’t work, you need to take it all the way back to the shell, and a bit of over-enthusiastic sanding could be enough to fatally weaken it.

Normal paper stickers are fine (but they *will* look like poo poo in very short order). Plastic stickers are also fine - but you have to be incredibly careful about how you take them off (see the removal section in the helmet cam thread). Vinyl stickers should only be used if the adhesive is clearly marked as being paint-safe - some (probably most) have solvents in the adhesive that will weaken and damage the lacquer. Nobody needs to know to keep honking while you reload enough to risk that.

Should I buy a helmet second-hand?
Absolutely not. You know that time you bought a really clean-looking bike off a guy who gave you all the receipts for every service, but then you found out he’d used superglue as gasket material and there was a fingernail in the fork oil? Now imagine giving that guy the power to decide whether you live or die. All POs are idiots, never forget that.

Your question here
I’ll try and keep this updated with any more questions that come up regularly, but if you think of one that gets asked a lot let me know. Also let me know the answer, I’m not getting paid for this.

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Communication - thanks Horse Clocks

Want to listen to music, take calls, chat to other riders in your group, listen to GPS instructions? You probably want a Bluetooth intercom.

They range from what is effectively a Bluetooth headset for your helmet, to high-end multi-channel Bluetooth + Mesh systems.

The two big players are Sena and Cardo, there are hundreds of other brands but nearly all of them just sell basic units from China.

Low-End, Simple Units

If you're a solo rider, use your phone and only your phone for music, navigation, calls then you only really need a simple system. Generally they have one or two Bluetooth channels for connecting to your phone or another intercom.

Products in this category are: Sena 5/10 Series, Cardo Freecom 1/2, Nearly everything from every other manufacturer. Prices range from $20 for garbage, to $150 for the Freecom 2.

Mid-Range, Multi-Channel intercoms

If you ride with a pillion, ride in small groups, or have separate phone & GPS, you might want to consider a mid-range system. With more Bluetooth channels, they're capable of small group chats of up to 8 people (via one central rider), can connect to multiple devices at one time (e.g. phone, gps and intercom) and mix the audio appropriately.

Products in this category are: Sena 20 Series, Cardo Freecom 4, Prices range from $300 for the 20S/Freecom, to $500 for the Sena 10C Evo (Which doubles as a 4k helmet camera).

High-End - Mesh Intercoms

If you ride with a large group, or just have a friend who has a mesh unit too, this is what you want to buy. Sporting all the features as their mid-range cousins, they also support mesh networking capable of up to 15 riders in one group chat.

The mesh protocols work over longer range (Don't buy into the '2 mile range' bullshit, that's only the case if you have 15 riders evenly spread out over that distance), and have better resilience to obstructions to line of sight.

Unfortunately, the mesh protocols used by these systems aren't standard so a Cardo mesh can't talk to a Sena mesh and you'll have to fall back to standard Bluetooth intercom. Some units support 'patching in' Bluetooth (or phone) to a mesh chat allowing non-mesh riders to be involved.

If you have a low/mid-range unit, Sena also make a Bluetooth->Mesh adapter that sits on your handlebars and can 'upgrade' your unit.

Products in this category are: Sena 30/50 Series, Cardo Packtalk Series. Prices sit around from $300-$350 for this category.

How well do they work?

Honestly, Bluetooth intercoms in my experience are garbage. They all boast "universal connectivity" but even then getting two units to connect can be a frustrating experience. Once they are connected they'll disconnect if they think you're going to go out of line of sight, and then you're back again trying to get them to connect. It's honestly easier to just use your phones and call each other.

Mesh intercoms on the other hand, I haven't had a bad experience with. Sena's 30K units seem to handle distance, non-line-of-sight, and connection is as easy as flipping up the antenna.

What should I buy?

If anybody you know has a Cardo or Sena mesh unit, buy one to match. If you ever go riding with them, you'll be thankful for it.

If you can convince your riding buddies to buy the same, go Mesh. I don't think there's much difference between Sena and Cardo, except mabye Cardo ships with JBL speakers.

Otherwise, I'd buy either a mid-range Cardo or Sena. The multi-device capability is nice, and if you ever ride with a buddy you might be lucky and manage to keep a bluetooth intercom open for your ride.

I certainly wouldn't waste my time or money on low-end units.

If you really want range, buy a PMR radio, or get an amateur radio license and use DMR.

Anything else to consider?

Some units (e.g. Sena 30K) allow you to plug in headphones, if you value your ears using foam in-ear headphones plugged into your intercom is a great way to filter out wind noise, and not need the volume cranked up to 11 to hear anything.

Not all helmets will work with all intercoms. Some use a clamp system which needs to get between the neckroll and shell of the helmet to work, some have a boom mic that seriously restricts placement of the main unit. Some intercoms are made specifically for individual helmets (e.g. Sena SRL2 for the Neotec II helmet). If you can, buy at a decent brick and mortar store, they will help you with fit and compatibility.

ed note: I've always preferred Cardo as they have genuinely great customer service, sending me out a replacement clamp, securing bolts, and a couple of mic muffs for free after I just dropped them an email asking if the bolts were sold separately after losing one moving the unit from one helmet to another - alas none of their current systems comfortably fits a Shoei GT Air. I'm currently using a Sena SMH10R because I have no friends so don't care about the intercom, and the modular design means you can mount it anywhere, and the quality is fine but finding somewhere for all the extra slack wire is a nightmare - goddamnedtwisto

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MomJeans420 posted:

Add a tl;dr buy a RF-1200 to the helmet post.

but thanks for getting this started!

Weirdly, despite the rest of their range fitting me perfectly, the RF/Neotec/NXR don't even come close to fitting - they feel much more like an Arai but with an even bigger crown.

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Nitrox posted:

I'm never going to rely on anything that requires adhesion, special phone case, or magnets. The ball mounts are universal, and are available to mount on anything including handlebar itself, handlebar mounting hardware, lever screws, mirror mounts, etc. There are not unique to RAM brand. They have been the most reliable so far, according to off-road folks. In fact, you can build yourself a new folding mirror mount https://www.doubletakemirror.com/

https://youtu.be/9OdChYlKTWQ

In the land of on-road riding, The only phone holder failures I've seen, all were at the detachment point. Make sure whatever you buy has a fail safety mechanism. The rubber band backup may spoil the pristine look of your handlebar landscape, but it will keep that $900 phone attached.

And those asking why you even need a phone on the handlebars? For real?

Yeah, for real - every thing I need my phone to do while I'm on the bike (play audio, call out turns, make and answer calls) I can do without the phone never having to leave my pocket - anything more involved you should be pulling over for anyway. It's slightly less convenient I'll admit but for me at least the additional security (including the likelihood of the phone surviving a crash) and massive battery life savings of having it safely tucked inside a nice waterproof leather/kevlar cell is well worth it.

(FWIW I also do the exact same thing when driving a car, although then it's more about the sheer amount of times I've just left my phone in the holder)

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Razzled posted:

yea fr, if you can't think of a reason to have your phone on your bars you need to move beyond practicing figure 8s in the cul de sac

Yeah, I'm not taking lectures on being a Grizzled Veteran Biker from someone who was target-fixating into street furniture when I was into my third decade of riding, thanks.

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Razzled posted:

boohoo, GPS and being able to see who's calling without answering are good enough reasons to mount your phone. maybe not if you have the multi-tasking ability of a two year old though i guess

My phone calls out the turns and also tells me who's calling, maybe if you weren't staring at your phone trying to work out where the turn was there'd be a few more intact mailboxes around your way.

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Razzled posted:

i love that you're so butthurt over something that happened once to *me* 6 years ago, nevermind that i've not been down in the street again since

I love that within six months of that you were Kramering into threads to sonny-jim people with all your experience and no actual substance or discussion, just a flat declaration that the way you do things is the only correct way, and that the only possible reason that someone may not do things that way is that they are an INFERIOR BIKER - and this is a pattern you have every single time I see you post in this forum.

I mean if we're going to whip 'em out, I was using a mounted Tomtom for navigation and call display in 2005 (because none of the major phone manufaturers had navigation for poo poo until like 2009-ish), have at various times used RAM, TomTom, Givi, Puig and no-name Chinese mounts/cases for phones or GPS on my bikes, and based on that have decided that actually just having it in my pocket is the best solution *for me*, but you go ahead and feel free to tell me how I only do that because I lack all of your hard-bitten biker credentials.

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Fifty Three posted:

:goonsay: Um actually the thread title is nonsensical because the CE mark is a self-certification

Actually motorcycle gear (except waterproofs) has been PPE under EU law, therefore requiring testing and certification, since the 90s but the manufacturers have been taking the piss. I was going to go into this in the clothing post but thought it was a bit too detailed, but might as well do it here.

Basically in 1989 the EC (as was) set out a directive that all motorcycle protective equipment had to be able to pass [url]https://www.satra.com/ppe/EN13595.php]EN13595[/url] (I feel like I've got this wrong and it was an older standard at the time but this is the one that's (partially) in force today) in order to gain a CE mark. EN13595 is a fairly reasonable baseline standard - the tests are explained in that link - and to be honest there's no reason at all why anything being sold as motorbike kit shouldn't be able to pass it.

However, because the PPE regulations do not allow for self-certification (because it's life-saving equipment) and require both type certification (i.e. they have to submit samples to a third party for testing) and process certification (you have to have paperwork proving that you can turn out the items repeatably within the standards), almost every manufacturer said "gently caress that" and instead carefully scrubbed any mention of the word "protective" from their product descriptions. That 800 quid Alpinestars suit? Officially that's a fashion item (admittedly you do look wonderful in it, darling).

This isn't *quite* as scummy as it sounds. It is pretty scummy, but even the non-poo poo manufacturers were unhappy with the directive for a couple of reasons. For a start, the PPE directive is designed for stuff like gas masks, surgical gowns, and hard hats - stuff that's not really designed to look good - and as such considered even minor changes (including colour) to be a new product requiring reapproval. The process certification was also a pig for companies not set up for it. Most of all they all realised that even if they didn't exploit the loophole of calling their products clothing rather than PPE, everyone else would, and could get away with it because there was no legal requirement for people to actually *wear* approved kit.

A few manufacturers did go through the rigmarole - if Brit goons have ever wondered why all police bikers wear Crowtree or BKS leathers (and why those two brands are the dullest on offer even in their civilian offerings) it's because for years those are the only two manufacturers in the UK who made CE-approved clothing. Because they're required to ride a bike for work they're required to wear legally-approved PPE, so those are the only two manufacturers they could use.

In the mid-90s, as separate body armour started to filter down from racing (particularly back protectors) there really was no way to keep up the pretence that the big lump of plastic and foam stuffed down the back of your leathers was a particularly daring fashion accessory, so they had to get CE certification for them. Even then though, if you stared long and hard enough, you'd realise that *only* the armour was certified - and it still wasn't officially marketed as PPE.

The EU, working with the swiftness and decisiveness we've come to know and love them for, closed that loophole in a breathtakingly quick 30 years. Since 2018 if you so much as mention motorcycles in your description the clothing *must* be CE approved unless it is a dedicated outer waterproof garment. Certainly if it's got provision for armour, the whole garment has to be tested and approved.

And to save you the effort:

:goonsay::goonsay::goonsay::goonsay:

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Martytoof posted:

Is it too late to reopen the old thread? :ohdear:

Is my Ray Gardner Conflict Resolution Technique not cutting it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGjizZCXetk

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SEKCobra posted:

I more and more want a Mesh jacket, because Ryan F9s arguments have convinced me about the general safety as long as there are good protectors and reinforced pockets.
However none of the ones he recommended in recent videos are available here.

Can someone clarify, because they're not that popular in the UK (weirdly enough) - when people talk about mesh jackets, are they talking about heavily-vented conventional leather or nylon gear, like the Dainese Air-Frame range:



Or the MX-style undersuits that are basically the bare minimum material required to keep body armour in place:

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So it'd be fair to say a mesh jacket is a conventional jacket where ventilation has been put basically everywhere that's not a likely impact/slide zone? (There's a CE diagram that demonstrates this but it's on my other computer)

I assumed people meant the MX gear because normally when I see mesh gear being debated it's over the safety compared to conventional gear, but that might just be them getting confused about the definition too.

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Renaissance Robot posted:

You can do this with any bike gear if you size up the raincoat enough; I buy my raincoats in 2XL so I can put them over any armour jacket, and so there's room for air movement to stop them getting swampy underneath.

Yeah, a set of cheap unlined waterproofs from any outdoor/sports shop, sufficiently sized up, should be an essential part of your kit if you live anywhere other than the Atacama. Most of them pack down small enough that you can just throw them in your bag or even under your seat until they're needed.

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Keket posted:

Recommending J & S accessories for a brick and mortar chain if you're in the UK, also they usually give a good % off if you mention you just passed your test (good for when I passed my full test years ago and decided to up my gear game).

Also seconding the raincoat chat, just double check them for silly vents first, one I was looking at in Decathlon had downward ones at the front which would of sucked balls on a bike, next price point up has ones at the back though that are tucked in and so far it's kept me dry, even on a 500 mi in one day trip where it rained almost the entire day.

My last few visits to them (not long after the Hein Gericke and Frank Thomas mergers) weren't great, I got the impression that they were really obviously on commission/sell or sack and kept pushing me towards stuff I wasn't even vaguely interested in (no, when I spend twenty minutes trying on Dainese and Alpinestars leather jackets I really am not interested in the no-brand textile jacket, no matter how much you tell me it's really popular at the moment).

Also they hosed up Frank Thomas, which used to be easily the best non-premium gear brand in the UK - now it's just another cheap brand, and the Red Route urban stuff feels flimsier than supermarket denim.

They've also stopped doing the remainder stuff they used to do, where you could flashy stuff from last year at good prices (they used to buy up excess stock from all the other retailers to do it), although that might be the manufacturers cracking down on it.

Mind you I think they've now done a management buyout, so I'll give them a day in court when I inevitably discover I lost my winter gloves at some point in March and need a new pair.

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right arm posted:

I’ve been running alpinestars equinox gloves for quite sometime. they have a finger wiper and in my experience, not having one on wp gloves is dumb

they’re kinda insulated which sucks in the south, but I have not been able to find non insulated wp gloves in my searches :shrug:

Fundamentally any waterproof glove is gonna be kind sweaty because if it can keep rain out it can keep sweat in. Goretex or other breathable membranes can help, but they're still pretty heat-insulating compared to leather. For situations where it's warm enough for summer gloves but still likely to rain you're better off just wearing the summer gloves and keeping a pair of inspection gloves in your pocket - when it starts raining slip the rubber gloves on under the leather ones and it'll keep you warm and dry enough, then take them off once the gloves dry off. Make sure you've properly conditioned the leather though.

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right arm posted:

yeah none of my summer gloves have the wipe unfortunately. those patrons look pretty good so I may see if I like them. I've been somewhat frustrated with the equinox gloves in the rain here in TN since it is often 80+ when it pours

Bob Heath (and a million knockoffs) make a little rubber wiper you can slip over your finger. Not quite as good as a properly-fitted one, but a viable alternative if you can't get on with those gloves.

(equally viable but even more ghetto is the one I've used more than once of just attaching a microfibre cloth to my arm with rubber bands - that's started as a bit of Heath Robinson improvisation because I was stranded otherwise, but is actually pretty amazing for that sort of sticky drizzle you get that somehow can't be shifted otherwise - wipers just smear it around, wind never clears it, it's worse than bloody snow in a lot of ways)

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Yuns posted:

This is more of a rant than anything else but I'm incredibly annoyed by companies who make the sizes for their textile gear S, M, L, XL etc. rather than breaking it down into EU/US/UK sizing. There are generally way fewer gradations of size when you go with the letters. Also it's harder to tell whether a letter size will fit even with the sizing guides because the ranges are so broad and certainly what is L in one market is not going to be in another market. Lastly, since EU 48 jacket and 44 pants fit me perfectly, I seem to fall between M and S so I'm faced with going too tight or too baggy. I understand the cost and supply reasons for fewer sizes but when textile touring jackets go from $200 to $1400+, I want a jacket that fits well not kinda fits.

At that kind of price point, especially for touring jackets, there will definitely be a pretty wide range of adjustment available - waist and cuffs definitely, but probably also biceps, shoulders, flanks (is that the right word?) and all sorts of other places are likely to have zips, poppers, velcro, stretch panels, and all sorts of other cleverness - some of this is just to fill out the feature sheet, but as textile doesn't wear in the way leather does, a degree of this sort of thing is pretty essential.

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Yuns posted:

I'm a 4 season rider in the northeast and I just use straight up winter skiing gloves during the worst winter weather. These are the same gloves I've used snowboarding at -14 F (-25 C) at Tremblant. This morning, I wore just regular Alpinestars GP Plus at 48 degrees but much below that I'll go with the ski gloves even with the trade off of impact and abrasion protection. I just ordered some Alpinestars Winter Surfer gloves to try out this winter and will report back

See that's the kind of weather where even the most judgmental biker isn't going to give you poo poo for using bar muffs - wear regular winter or even 3-season gloves and keep the protection from crashing *and* the elements. Just make sure you take them off the moment the temperature gets above "will actually lose fingers" level or you'll get a severe side-eyeing.

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I don't know what brand it is but I'm seeing a lot of the food delivery riders using a phone mount that looks like a hybrid between a RAM mount and the Givi phone holder which I used for a while before going phone-in-pocket - the Givi has foam corners and backing holding the phone in place underneath the cover, so would seem to be a pretty useful way of protecting it.

Obviously you could just buy the Givi instead, but it's hella pricey IMO.

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Alamoduh posted:

My brand new iPhone 11 had the camera wrecked by vibrations. It is 100% a thing. It was covered under limited warranty. If it wasn’t, that’s a $300 repair. Vibrations also ruined the lightning port and the GPS on my old 6S+, similar to the dedicated GPS unit posted above.

You and Jazzzzz are right, a sacrificial smart phone is probably a better idea than a dedicated GPS, but ruining your new $1000 due to vibrations can (and will) happen. Maya be it’s an iPhone thing, maybe it’s a bike-specific thing, but it has happened to me on 2 different iphones.

Not specifically by bike vibrations but I've had the optical stabilisation fail on a mid-range Sony and a Google Pixel being the thing that's forced replacement of them (well not forced, but was my cue to get round to upgrading). I think it's pretty much standard on most non-bottom-end phone cameras now.

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Renaissance Robot posted:

Half the draw of Aldi (also Lidl) is the huge bins they have in the middle of the store full of random crap that changes every few months. Bike gear, swimwear, power tools, sewing machines, sports kit, pet toys etc etc etc

What's not to love about a shop where you can buy an arc welder along with cheap knockoff cornflakes?

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SEKCobra posted:

Someone recently debuted jeans that have the aramid woven in, but I couldnt get them here so I cant say how great it really is.

They've been doing that for a while but you still need the full-weave on impact and friction zones.

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FBS posted:

No, I have my toes resting comfortably above the shifter while crusing.

I'm thinking about moving both the shifter and rear brake down a few degrees (pointed more toward the road) but the wear on my left boot seems to come entirely from moving my toes down to upshift and back.

Above the shifter? What style of bike is this?

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Greg12 posted:

and panavia's english 7/16 comes through in the ADV's Foxhunter Radar-by-Lucas

I still giggle when I remember the Blue Circle radar.

(Explanation for people who aren't a very special kind of nerd, because explaining jokes always makes them funnier - British secret projects in the 40s and 50s were assigned code names that were a random combination of a colour and a word, to avoid the chances of the other side being able to work out details of the system by too-clever code names, like the British did with the Nazi Wotan navigation system. So nuclear weapons had names like Blue Danube and Green Bamboo which give no particular clue what they are. They also used cooler, more descriptive names in that format for the public names of these projects, like Blue Streak for a missile and Black Knight for the first (and only) British space launch vehicle.

Anyhoo, the Foxhunter radar was - of course - massively delayed for the Tornado ADV. To allow them to at least complete flight testing they fitted concrete ballast of the same weight as the radar in the nose, which they called "Blue Circle" after the largest maker of concrete in the country. See, I told you explaining the joke would make it funnier!)

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MomJeans420 posted:

Apparently some people sleep in one piece suits to break them in and I think there has to be something wrong with you if you can actually sleep in one. It feels like I'm wearing a cow as a coffin.

I know a guy who used to go touring with basically no luggage apart from a foil blanket and some waterproofs stashed under his seat - he'd just put the blanket down on the ground and sleep in his leathers and helmet. Mind you that was in a £1200 fitted BKS one-piece - dude was loving loaded, he was just obsessive about never owning anything he didn't absolutely *need*.

He was trumped by another guy who'd do 2-3 week tours (on a 916!) with just his passport and credit card, he'd stop in towns and buy a clean t-shirt and shorts each night and just dump the dirty ones at the hotel. He once spent half an hour in the pub bemoaning some big French supermarket chain had stopped selling underwear individually so he had to buy a pack of three and lug them around with him.

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Mr. Wiggles posted:

I just want something built in to the helmet so I don't have to gently caress with earbuds or whatever.

All (decent) helmet intercom systems use speakers, and basically all helmets now come with voids in the EPS/lining for those speakers to fit into. The only pain with non-integrated ones is stuff like mounting and cable management, the big advantage that integrated systems give you is someone's already sorted though out so you don't end up with an awkward lump on the side of your helmet (seek medical attention etc) and/or loose cables flapping around or stuffed into random bits of the lining.

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T Zero posted:

Just a general dumb newbie question: Why is so much motorcycle apparel black?

There were only a couple light-colored options for helmets and jackets at the store I went to. I thought visibility was a priority.

In no particular order:

Tradition - black leather is the cheapest and easiest to make both crashproof and relatively waterproof so people expect bike gear to be black even if it's nylon
Practicality - it's tricky to wash and doesn't show the dirt as badly
Style - black goes with anything, making your gear other colours limits the appeal because it'll clash with the bike

(And this is without even getting into the cultural signaling stuff around wearing all black)

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Here's the tools I take with me on a ride:

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Supradog posted:

I've had 2 versions of the handroid pod gloves, it's the shortie non-gauntlet version. I like them a lot, so I rebought it when the leather wore through on the fingers after about 40k miles of use.
They're pretty drat comfortable after getting broken in, and feels solid. I've not crashed in them though.



I also have the Orsa leather for warmer days.


I like their summer gloves, but I can't recommend their winter/waterproof variants. Their membrane is not as good as goretex as it does not vent hand sweat well + sizing on the winter gloves is messed up vs insulation and fingers. The fingers are too slim in the correct palm size, not taking proper account for their insulation layer.

Is the big puck at the base of your thumb a bit obtrusive, or does it sit lower than it looks there? Like it looks to me like it would make it harder to close your hand around the throttle/handlebar, but I can't quite visualise exactly where it would sit.

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Phone posted:

What's the consensus on getting a hole in the crotch of some A* overpants sewed up (by a professional)? I noticed it being a bit extra drafty the other day and found that not only had the zipper been split open, but I also managed to get another extra vent in the deal, too.

For the record, I have some Secidi 3 season pants as a backup, but I'd still kind of like to have overpants as an option whenever I'm required to go back to the office.

Just make sure it's done by a tailor/repairer that specialises in motorbike gear and you'll be fine, as long as the material (nylon presumably?) isn't too damaged around the old seam. If it is, they can still be patched, but that's a dodgy place for a patch, comfort and fit wise.

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loving hell that's brutal - glad you survived and hope you're recovering well.

Do you mind if I use the pic of the inside of your helmet in the OP to illustrate why you don't gently caress around with the EPS?

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Flip-front lids will normally have the strap mounted a little further back than full-face ones so there's sufficient shell material around the mounting point for strength, which might explain it - however you're also supposed to leave a little bit of slack on the strap (like leave it a cm or so back from "tight" fitting) for comfort; the strap is only supposed to be there to keep the helmet in place in a crash, the cheek padding is supposed to be enough to keep it in place against aero forces.

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Razzled posted:

ya do whatever with it, i thought it was interesting how real world crash dynamics translated into EPS damage so i posted it up

Thanks a lot - it illustrates that, what, 2cm of foam is literally the difference between life and death far better than all my :words:.

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Greg12 posted:

Are the boots for protection when falling over and over and over and over, or for some aspect of the ride that's different?

(I mean dirt like, "riding trails and fire roads to go places," not "send it over the whoops with a bus driver backflip.")

e. are cycle gear-tier pads worth it until I figure out if I actually like doing dirt?

Both - you're going to fall off a lot (and onto surfaces that will tend to grab and twist whatever hits them, rather than sliding) so meaty boots are definitely an advantage, but also you're going to be (deliberately) putting your foot down a lot more than on tarmac.

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Big Bizness posted:

So I got the Scorpion EXO-R1 and the Shoei RF-1200. Tried them both out, they both fit well and seemed nice, but decided to stick with the EXO-R1. Today while riding however crosswinds kept nearly causing me to dump my bike - the sides of the helmet were catching wind like a kite, to the extent I kept feeling like I was going to lose control of the bike, it was nuts. I already was having to do some counter steering to manage the wind hitting the bike, trying to do that while feeling like my head was randomly catching wind like a billboard was a really stressful time. I'm still a pretty new rider, but even then this sensation was totally new to me after having been riding until now with one of my dad's open face, totally round style helmets. The wind wasn't that strong either, we're talking 15-30 mph. I went back and swapped it for his helmet and although the wind was still slightly affecting my control, it didn't feel like somebody was trying to pull me over with my head anymore, so it was definitely the helmet.

For reference I'm 5'8 and 155LBs on a CBR 300 (around 360LBs), so riding pretty light all around.

Does anyone have any suggestions for a rounder style full face lid? If anyone has any suggestions for better managing the wind with the EXO-R1 I'm all ears but I don't see how it could be solved short of not riding when it's at all windy.

Okay, first of all, make sure you're still doing the right thing, control-wise, when dealing with sidewinds - load up the pegs, make sure you're loose on the bars and your shoulders and elbows aren't locking.

I'm fairly certain a well-designed full-face lid will actually give less drag to sidewinds than an open-face one, if only because it hasn't got your horrible lumpy face causing turbulence - if nothing else it's incredibly unlikely to have enough extra drag to even be noticeable, which is why I suspect the problem might be with the filling of the helmet rather than the lid itself - I wonder if the problem is that your senses are being confused by feeling the buffeting of the wind but not being able to actually feel the air moving, like you can with an open-face?

(I know with my old Shark at high speed the weird vortex shedding it suffered from felt *exactly* like someone actually grabbing the chinbar and pulling it in a circle, I could practically see the hand of the person doing it because the force felt exactly like it came from there, even though the problem was actually at the back.)

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I'm probably about to get a chorus of "Well, duh"s but I've just found out that the stuff you get if you just buy generic "VHB tape" is *not* the stuff that gets packaged with a decent helmet cam - it was baffling me why the stuff I'd bought from Screwfix (a proper trades supplier in the UK; I went there after having this problem with some stuff from Amazon that I thought was fake) wasn't actually sticking securely when the unmarked stuff that came with a cheap mount I'd bought off Amazon did perfectly.

Basically there's dozens of different formulations of VHB, and the best-selling stuff is designed for sticking metal to metal. The stuff you want for helmet cameras or other plastic-to-plastic applications is 4991 (at least this is the stuff that GoPro package with their cameras) which is grey (the 5xxx stuff for metal-to-metal is black or clear). Apparently any of the 49xx tapes will work fine but like I say 4991 is what GoPro use.

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MomJeans420 posted:

Also if you buy it from amazon you have no know of knowing it's not counterfeit 3M tape, which is actually a thing

Yeah, that's why I bought a second roll from Screwfix - identical packaging and identical result. (As always with Amazon with stuff like that I deliberately avoid the one that's somehow 20% cheaper than all the equivalents).

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Elector_Nerdlingen posted:

I have a hjc rpha 90 helmet, it's a couple years old and starting to fog again, and I can't seem to find a pinlock insert at a reasonable price in Australia. Is this one of the many supply things that covid has hosed up, or am I missing a search term, or what? The best I can find is poo poo on ebay that'll cost me 80 bucks + 115 shipping from europe.


Also since I'm riding more dirt roads and not-highways now as well as riding into town on tracks on the postie bike, would a bell mx-9 adv helmet be worth looking at? The hjc is nice for sitting on the highway but it's got gently caress all airflow doing 20-40km/h on lovely dirt "roads" in the sun and it's starting to suck.

80 AU$ isn't unreasonable but 115 for shipping? Do they give it it's own loving seat on a Qantas jet?

Almost certainly worthwhile seeing if you can rescue the insert. The things that make them start to fail is the pores in the plastic getting blocked, scratching and general damage buildup, and the silicone seal that attaches it to the visor failing - it's fairly easy to tell which is which, if the insert itself is fogging it's the plastic, if the fogging is between the insert and visor it's the seal.

The former is easy to fix - you'll need two microfibre cloths (preferably the smooth ones for glasses, and ideally fresh out the packet so they've got no dust or soap residue on them, both of which can bugger up the insert). Pop the visor off and blow any surface dust off. Use one cloth to very gently wipe the insert to remove any dust left over, then wet and wring out the other and wipe when insert down. Use the first cloth to dry it (don't wipe at all, just press it against the visor) and leave it to dry overnight. This *might* work with scratched inserts to at least lower the amount of misting so it's worth a go.

Fixing the seal can be a little trickier. If you're lucky you can just pop the insert out, really thoroughly clean the inside of the visor with soap and water, dry it completely, then put the insert back in and it'll seal back up. Some people have reported success using a tiny amount of silicone sealant applied with a pin but that seems like something that's gonna cause more harm than good unless you've got a really, really steady hand.

If none of this works then you're probably better off just taking the insert out and use any of the many ways of fogproofing we had to use in the dark times Before Pinlock.

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