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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
pizz

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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https://i.imgur.com/FIqEhSp.gifv

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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PostNouveau posted:

Cats love the crisp taste of electricity

https://i.imgur.com/EsNCLab.gifv

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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this is the political equivalent to smarter every day i want to subscribe to this dude's channel

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Not a Children posted:

lmao he cannot conceive of a world in which lawyers are not a magical defense from consequences


also can't envision a world where people don't need to fight off medical bankruptcies

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EachSimpleLeopardseal-mobile.mp4

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


https://i.imgur.com/GMhUMEg.gifv

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPf28jaiU90

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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quote:

A Cleveland Artist Made Trump's Face Using More Than 2,000 Dildos



https://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2020/09/01/a-cleveland-artist-made-trumps-face-using-more-than-2000-dildos

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


binturongs own

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Hatebag posted:

What is this animal? Some kinda big ferret?

it's a binturong aka bearcat. they're from southeast asia have prehensile tails and apparently smell like buttered popcorn







https://i.imgur.com/zIVh4E4.gifv

Thoatse has issued a correction as of 03:42 on Sep 3, 2020

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

imagine the smell

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Epic High Five posted:

going to the ATM machine at the the tar tar pits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_YPFvC-C_E

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Slumfrog posted:

Micheal Avenatti can probably give you a few pointers on this

omg they killed avenatti.. you bastas!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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cool another 2 methnic cleansing pogroms

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

https://i.imgur.com/1mczlgr.gifv

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Plinkey posted:

i should have been whacking my meat before cooking it this whole time

https://twitter.com/InsiderFood/status/1302320813803216898


zerocool flatter

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Man Musk posted:

boats are sinking and catching fire all over the place it's thunderdome out there

TRUMP BOATERS ARE A MESS!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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trulm!

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/1418450360/2014/05/1418450360_3579973014001_MantisFinal.mp4

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Gringostar posted:

are brave antifa low wake rules :patriot:


antifa super soakers

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Squizzle posted:

oh no that mantis had morgellons

i'm sure there's a goop product it could have used

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Good Citizen posted:

ha ha ha how do you sink a drinking barge

the president makes this possible

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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i'm hook'n crooke hoe

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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wow p messed up of that dude to sink all those beautiful boats with scale replica deck canons

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Squizzle posted:

taking their big beautiful boat ride across the styx


charon would like to speak with lake travis's manager

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Bullfrog posted:

surprised nobody brought this back for this perfect application


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eblTCCZbyno

so is the book

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Pisseidon

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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extremely maga voice: you sunk my battleship!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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euphronius posted:

i in already made an ulmo joke

this is your ulmo matter

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
some things i've seen said today:

klannish armada

yahts and prayers

dumbkirk

mcfail's navy

blue wave came early

and my personal favorite: pull yourself up by the boatstraps

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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remember sailor :patriot:

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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SardonicTyrant posted:

Mulan was released on Disney+ but you have to shell out 30 bucks to watch it, in addition to the subscription.

Lol. Lmao.

also

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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:hmmyes:

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

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BeefThief posted:

some big star like gary oldman would be involved


:gary:

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Plinkey posted:

Lol pepper is so mad and wants food




is that an oleander leaf on the floor

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


probably hard to keep money from disappearing when you are a grifter surrounded by turbogrifters

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