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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Olives are the most irredeemable trash food on the planet and belong on every pizza itt

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

This is what happens when you try to grill a pizza and don't put corn meal on your pizza peel lol

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Green pepper and mushrooms pizza is S tier


Pineapple ham and/or bacon and jalapenos is the best (pearl harbor)

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Cowman posted:

I'm more confused by the 1/2 strawberry just kind of there

you have never had vegan pepperoni before???

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Potato pizza rules and it largely feels like a connecticut thing because I cant get it anywhere else


edit:

The pizza ($13.50 for a small; $23.95 for a large) first made a national splash in 1994, when Willington took home a Pizza Today Magazine award for the creation made with sour cream, sliced red potatoes, sharp cheddar cheese, chives and choice of bacon, broccoli or both. The pizzeria also earned a Pizza Today award for its seafood casino pie, with a lemon white sauce base and fresh scallops, shrimp and snow crab, finished with sharp cheddar and bacon. Both pies were featured on “CBS Morning News” that year.\

ya i had a feeling it was willington pizza behind it

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Don’t get me wrong I love Willington Pizza but man they’ve been riding that 1994 award a long rear end time

Yeah honestly Bolton pizza on Rt6 does a better potato imo

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Taco pizza rules but you have to add sour cream

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Data Graham posted:

I harbor a secret theory that "New Haven pizza" is all just an op by Yale kids trying to be hip and bragging about their quaint authentic neighborhood, o-ho-ho :wotwot:

Soul Dentist posted:

Watched with sound off but automatically assume that's happening in Connecticut. What a trash state


Futanari Damacy posted:

Appears to be Michigan based on the truck plates, but you're still right

I would expect the world's largest New Haven pizza to be some oblong "artisan" shaped monstrosity

Also what the gently caress is apizza. That is some pretentious fake horseshit

Post the worst pizza opinion ever in this thread:

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Soul Dentist posted:

It's not just pizza. Connecticut is the loving worst. A whole state that's a NIMBY bedroom community for bridge-and-tunnel Yankees fans and mouth breathing Disney cruise enthusiasts. It's just Ohio with insurance conglomerates instead of manufacturing. Connecticut is the home of 80s summer camp movie villains. Fix your potholes, your racism and your poo poo-fired soot pizza before you come after any state except (maybe) Alabama or Mississippi.

I can't imagine being this wrong about pizza let alone the great nutmeg state yikes

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Data Graham posted:

disconnecticut

Lol

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Sorry, I just can't trust a state centered around nutmeg with anything pizza related. You leave them alone for a second, and they'll be cranking out a pumpkin spice pie or something.

CT produces tobacco, not nutmeg

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Captain Hygiene posted:

So they're liars too, even worse

It's because the ct militia uniforms were nutmeg brown during the revolutionary war, roughly when CT invented pizza in Groton but Benedict Arnold destroyed the tavern and the recipe was lost for almost two centuries

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Hi I'll take a medium involuntary celery pizza, extra crunchy

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

The worst person you know etc etc

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Philthy posted:

wow, gently caress this guy. everyone walking by saying how awesome it was and he shits all over it because he doesn't like parm. why the gently caress are you even eating it then

Have you read this thread? People like terrible fuckin pizza and their opinions should be ignored

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I've said it a hundred times in the olive thread and I'll say it here:

Olives are trash for idiots

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
My ex-wife ordered me a pizza with olives on it and I just threw it straight in the trash where it belonged

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Dokapon Findom posted:

But what did you do with the pizza?

:D

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

They should instead use a hollowed out loaf of Italian bread filled with the pasta and topped with the sauce and cheese and consider it an abstract pizza

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Upsidads posted:

Down here in Florida the worst pizza is well everything I have had here but second place is imposter pizza. Those are ones that claim to be NY or Chicago style but just end up being overpriced Florida style garbage

Sounds like authentic Chicago and New York style pizza to me

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
New Haven is the superior style of pizza

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Theres a whole thread for blathering on about the abomination known as olives, this one is for pizza, upon which olives do not belong

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

A Concrete Divider posted:

Mushroom and black olive pizza I had a couple of weeks ago

Hard to tell if that's before you ate it or after you pooped it out imo

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Id eat it as a calzone

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I am pretty sure perry farrell has a story about throwing a bunch of random pills on a pizza and everyone ate their own unique slice and chaos and debauchery ensued

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

thirty fuckin dollars for a pizza

For an inedible pile of poo poo pizza even

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Is that woman single? She seems cool.

Wet rear end pizza reminds me of sewer pizza and that makes me upset. :(

^^^ dry pizza energy

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Afterbirth pizza, now with more wet

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Gross, olives

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Blowing spit all inside the ash pizza

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Grey Cat posted:

Do they just waste all that dough on top for no reason or do they reuse it as like a cereal bowl?

They also waste all the dough on the bottom if it makes you feel better

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

every time I hear this factoid I think back on my friend who got a little mad while trying to convince me that Pizza Hut was considered a "good restaurant" in Maine.

My wife uses the one in Waterville as a landmark to get to my mother's house because she can never remember the address, it's a good restaurant

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Soul Dentist posted:

Why the gently caress would you eat at Pizza Hut when there's a House of Pizza in town. Also like seven other local pizza joints

Who said anything about eating there

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

I wish the crabs were facing each other like they're in some sort of mortal combat arena made of clams

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Italian sailors are fowl

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

FFT posted:

Tuna salad is meant to be spread on a sandwich, like chicken salad. Why would you add pasta?

What's actually described is a macaroni salad with tuna, they just dont know wtf they're talking about

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

His Divine Shadow posted:

Different places in the world have different takes on foods. It's not eaten on a sandwich here for instance and this is what is recognized as tuna salad in this part of the world.

Macaroni salad with tuna is not a tuna salad no matter what your trailer park pot luck labeled it as

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Dokapon Findom posted:

Yeah that sounds like more of a casserole tbh

Just pour in a can of cream of mushroom and bake it with some breadcrumbs on top and yeah that's a tuna casserole

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
French cuisine is so mid a child could make a cookbook on it

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
https://nypost.com/2024/03/10/us-news/nyc-burns-pizzerias-with-new-rule-cutting-smoky-pollutants-by-75/

Pretty soon new jersey is gonna move up and replace new York as second best pizza

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